Ignacio High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Ignacio, CO)

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3 I ,gi I 1 Senior Prophecy Continued For the last lap of our lourney we went to Old Mexico In Mexico City we ran across Dick Bumgardner who had found a new fountain of youth and was changing SlO0 a visit So Dick was one of the richest men in Mexico and drove a gold plated car From Mexico we lourneyed to Hollywood Who should we find there but Genell Ward and Baldamar Quintana making a new movie Genell was the New Durango Kid and Baldamar was her sidekick Pauncho It was about the olden days of 1960 when the only transportation was atomic powered space ships Genell had named her space ship afte Waylon Cummins her husband who was a well known comedian He had taken the place of the late Bob Hope in the hearts of Americans In Los Angeles we went to the biggest air field in the world David Candalaria ace let pilot after breaking the world s speed record was greeted by local yogi leader Queen Susie Bartos On the return trip across the States we stopped in Nevada Who should we see but Frances Alire Frances was an old prospector and was looking for gold on the Nevada desert We stopped in Denver for a fashion show Leanore Silva was a very sophisticated model model a very fashionable resort We were hiking through the mountains and came over a mountain top and was stopped by a Halt you all lt was Amador Chavez with a rifle 6 ft long We asked him what he was doing here and he said he was bootleggung for Betty Sutton Betty had her own private still and Amador sold the concoction for her They had a very profitable business gomg After all this we decided we needed a good rest so we headed back to good old Ignacio where we have our offices f FV This page is sponsored by D L Wells brocery 0 of Bayfield W X 0 Gnd Louis J Oliger Sheet Metal Work N S xXRX H- of Durango -.C-L'--ET-iii '1-'-'-..,-fl I . . . . . . . Q . I ' X . F . I I - I . . . . U . . I . . I . , . . . , . I ' 1 I ' l l I I L ing Bikini bathing suits. And last but not least on our flight over the Ozark mountains we stopped at ll ll ' ' ' . . I . I Q 3 I 'i ' ' 1 5 J . . ' ,, :- ' L . ' K q 0 E -Z. Q S7 . l - l x ' N4 I ' YQ xv ..- I 4 ,.,, 1 X S

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Sennorprnphecg On thelr trup around the world the znlluon dollar henresses Bessie Rockefeller and Mary Vanderbult formerly Bessie Fulks and Mary Warner of lgnacno were flynng over the dark contunent of Afruca when their plane crashed Who should come to thenr rescue but Tarzan Kung of the Apes, alnas Everett Barnett and hrs Queen of the Congo Della Qunntana He dnrected them to the camp of the notoruous explorer D L McAfee D L has discovered a new continent and the President has awarded ham a brand new yo yo for servuce beyond the call of duty D L was very proud of thus and had a special show case to put at rn D L dlrected us to the nearest settlement and we were greeted by a former classmate Frank Tapp who had fulfnlled hrs ambutuon by becommg a mnsslonary The plane was taken to Kokoma for repairs When the plane was repalred and we called for ut who should we see as the head mechanic but Glorua Holden Gloraa told us she was very happy and her husband Jerry Rnchmond stayed home and took care of their seven chnldren We called Jerry and he sand everythlng was fme except the baby s duaper had to be changed too often although he was an expert by now -1-' We went on wuth our trek around the world and landed un Scotland The vnllagers told us that there would be a celebration that mght The world famous Johnny Valasquez, vas geven a command performance of the Hlghland Flnng nn has brand new punk and black knlts After the performance Johnny took us to celebrate and guess where we went Robert s Place Robert Pentulla was behind the bar setting up mugs of Robert's Special as fast as he could make them From Scotland we Iourneyed to England The Queen heard of our presence ln the country and ordered us to the palace We were very surprised to see who the new Kung and Queen were News Lunsford and Kenneth Vaughn Nevis and Kenneth had gamed control of the land by thelr newly Invented robots France was the next stop on our trap Naturally we couldn't be In France wnth out vlsltmg Pans We went to the gayest spot In Pans where Madame FuFs Brlggs was featured as the leading dancer We thought we recognized her and sure enough It was Jessle Brlggs a 55 graduate From France we hurried to Spam where we had heard of our former classmates Tony Santnsteven was a bookue takmg bets on the bullfsghts Tony sand that today's feature would be the notoruous woman toreador Barbara Beaty also a member of the class of '55 Barbara s mam attractlon was that she used a black lace handkerchief Instead of a red cape Mary and Bessie were unvlted to Tony s bloodred, flfty room vulla When we arrnved at the mansnon the door was opened and we were greeted by a very stuff and haughty Lawrence Mulluch wo was the head butler When Lawrence recognuzed us we were honored by a stuff bow We went on to Swntzerland to get In some skung before we had to leave We were at the very brightest peak of the Alps and came across a lonely lookmg llttle cabm We knocked and was greeted by Freddie Martmez Freddie had finally escaped all the problems of gettnng along wlth women and was lnvsng as a hermit After saying good by to Freddue, we went to Russna The new Russian Premmer Sonny Tubbs was tryung to make peace with the new Amerlcan President Carol Ann McJunkrns, by gavmg up all has hour tomc Sonny was getting bald and It was the worst sacrnfl ce he could thunk of Carol Ann had gamed the Presudency by marrymg Robert Swanmeyr former President and fed hum pouson candy nntentnonally meant for her The candy was sent by Corlna Munoz who wanted to marry Robert herself and was knocklng Carol off for this reason Corlna us spending 300 years In Alcatraz 27 . . . . . . . I 1 , . . . . I ' I I I I I ' , . . . . . . . . -' 0 4 n . . . T n n a . . . . . . . , . . . . - I , . , . . . . I . I I . . . 0 . . . . . Tl - ll I ll ' ' I I ' ' II ' Il . . . . . . . . . ..- I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I . , I . . . . I . . . . . I . . , . . . . . . I . . I 1 a . . . . . . . , . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . I . . . . . . , . . , , . . . . . . . . . I - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I I I ' . . ' I . . . . .

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Class 117111 We the senuors of 1955 beung of strong bodues and weak munds do hereby publush thus last wrll and testament To the lunuors, we wull our abuluty to get unto trouble wuth the teachers We also wull them the teachers I Johnny Velasquez wull my sharp hair do to Leo Bennett hopung that he can make a kullung wuth the gurls l Robert Swanemyr wull all of my A's to Jum Ruchmond I Nevus Lunsford wull my naturally curly haur to Lydua Kubler l Davud Candelarua wull my abuluty to play sports to Frank lCouchol Velasquez l Amador Chavez, wull my student councul gavel to Charlue Romero hopung He II be able to practuce parluamentary procedure better than I dud I Frances Alure wull my lack of ambutuon to Ramona Lucero but warn her not to get unto trouble ever get marrued Tony Santustevan, wull my abuluty to be quuet un class to Rudy Duran Lawrence Mulluch wull my flat top to Joe Padulla Della Quuntana wull my popularuty to Connue Bowden hopung she ll make good use of ut Coruna Munoz wull my long black haur and small feet to Paulune Kennedy Carol McJunkun wull my abuluty to grow lot of haur to anyone who wants ut Glor Holden wull my red haur and temper to Shurley Kohler Baldamar Quuntana wull my thuck curly haur to Mr Cole for he needs ut Freddue Martunez, wull my abuluty to get along wuth w men to Jum Ruchmond l hope he wull use ut wusely Betty Sutton wull my malorette suut to Martha Mae Quuntana Leonore Sulva wull my temper to Mr Doyle un hope s that he blows up D L McAfee wull by abuluty to fight wuth my gurl to Bobby Tubbs Sonny Tubbs wull my broken leg un football to Robert Hott Duck Baumgardner wull my grades to Ray Cunduff Everett Barnett, wull my nuckmane Tarzan to Coconut Genell Ward, wull my heart pauns to Marulynne Penttula Don t get muxed up wuth them Marilyn l Barbara Beaty wull my duploma and tutle of senuor to Margaret Hott l Frank Tapp, wull my green eyes to whoever could use them l Jerry Ruchmond wull my lukupg of blondes to Gene Kems I Waylon Cummuns wull my abuluty to argue wuth the referees to Terry Condon l Susue Bartos wull my abuluty to get unto trouble to Buvuan Martunez We Mary Warner and Bessue Fulks, wull our abuluty to get along wuth Mr Fusher to Bonnue Fulks and Bonnue Jean Smuth Be careful, kuds l Kenneth Vaughn wull my wavy haur to Ronald Rae l Jessue Bruggs, wull my heught to Martha Quuntana and hope she wull make better use of ut than l dud l Robert Penttula wull my All Conference to Bobby Phullups In Wu tness Thereof SBA' 4g4,,,,, Q l-I' L Q Thus page us publushed by the courtesy of Wallers Meats 81 Grocerues and Bob Schmutz Mens Furnushungs of Durango . . . . . . . I I I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I I . . . . . . . I I - . . . . I I - . . . . . I I ' . . . . I I I . . , . . . . . I I . Ol' s I I O l I Q I . , . I . . . . I I ' I . . . . . I . I I I ' I . . . . . I I ' . . . . . . l, , .s . I ., . . . I H I ' I A . . . . - I' I . - I . . . . . I 9 . . :N , . . . . IV . . . . I I ' I . . . I I I - I - . . . . . l, . . , . l, , . I . . . I I - I ' . ll ll ll ll , . I . I, . I, . . I . . I - I . . . . I I ' , . . . . . I I - . . . . . I I - . . . . . . . . I I - . . . . ,, ,I . . . I ' I . . . . . I I ' . . . . . . . . I . . . . I I -- . . . ' ' -1-,Ji- 'I I In gl 'nz C if V lll-2 ' , er-'-'Z-a s ' ' . . . . . . .