Iaeger High School - Mountaineer Yearbook (Iaeger, WV)

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, 4 .Is . v- . ' '--ii: 1 -. I tr . M- ,Vg-5.'. 1. ' ,f - I sf 3 ' 4 ' I E +-em'f:e--it MDUNTAINEER i Q I mn' ' 'HW 9 , N fl 4, y i 1.J IN I E 's ' .4 ld iii , I I I i I 'ul p jokes ' Lessie Blevins: QTry1lng her poetical ability about Ch6'l7'l1:8t'lfljJI When the roll is called up yonder I may find with deep remorse, i True to form, again I have been 1 Dropped completely from the course. Mr. Swain: All you dumbells stand up, please. QA pause and finally Walter Day stood up.j What, Walter do you consider yourself a dumbell 3 Walter: Well, not exactly teacher, but I hate to see you standing all alone. Marvin Perkins Cnwhing into the libraryj : I Want the life of Caesar. Miss I-Iaire: Sorry, but Brutus beat you to it. , Mildred Marshall: If I do the cooking for one month what do I get? Anse Ellis: t'My life insurance and a long black veil I , Miss Shepherd: What a shame that all handsome young men are con- ceitedf' - N Mr. Kuder: Oh, but I'm not little girl. A A y . Thelma Scott: Oh gosh! The street car is gone? Mabel Smith: How do you know W' Thelma: Cause here is its track. Mildred Gibson: You raised' your hat to that girl, Edwin, and you ' didn't even know her. S P A Edwin Pauley: Yes, I know but my brother does and this is his hat. ' Harry Pauley: I heard that Jeff Blankenship was kicked off the foot- ball squad last week. A Letta Thompson: How so? - - Harry: He was told to tackle the dummy and tackled the coach. I 75 . . I t Q if LII !. . 5' li ga ii 1 t I 5 y S 1 I Qi'-sv I I .iv iff' f' I 1 r ,Brin 5 I If if

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M 4- 17525556 sit-QW h - A 1 W.fim'Y--K W Y . W V 5, . ps . ' - I , A , X - - . ,fi . AW ' MOUNTAINEER 0 I Q G W mn' , .' T F 1 9 4 . y . Harry Pauley agrees with Miss Smith when she says: ' English gram- 'A mar is a bore. 5 ly 10. Meeting of the Annual Staff. A 1 11. Boys off for Berwind. Y 1 A 12. The girls are victors over Northfork. 14. MisstSmith gives topics for Better Speech Week. l 15. The Seniors select their invitations. 16. Game with Burch. QBoys.j I '18. Literary Program given in Society. 1 21. Wade Pasley to Miss Smith: Miss Smith this is Better Speech Week, ain't it Z A 22. Boyish bobs are getting popular. For information, ask Miss Shep- .herd and.Miss Smith. 25. Girls off for Williamson and Matewan. y 28. The strongest man in Iaeger gives a demonstration. . A MARCH! n 4- 1. Just three more months of school and then-but wait and see. .Q 2. Six Weeks exams. Nuff said. by 4, 3. Boys leave for Tournament at Athens. i ' 4. Miss Smith tells the English Grammar Class the results of the Examination. V 5. Several are seen taking frequent trips to the office. Gue s? 7. Skipper Ellis almost goes to sleep in History Class. 8. Excitement runs high. Who's Who Contest. y 9. Teams were organized for the school tournament. 10. Harry Pauley couldn't come to school because of a sore leg. 4: A A TI1. The game tonight will decide the champions in school. it l 12. Well the Sophomores won. , if 15. Mildned..Gibson decides to continue going to 'school at Iaeger instead ! 'I :F gf .9 -of Bluefield. 2 a ! lj A 16. Dot Asbury had a birthday. How unusual. I 1 17. Many were Wearers of the Green. ' 5 Gai- T i 18. Gladys Cyphers left school to get married. VW fl' - ' 21. Blanche Sebastain returns to school, after a period of illness. t 'G 1 22. A year ago today fire broke out in the school building. - . i Mimmnn Gmsow, '27 i 5 l 1 l 1. s A . . , z 1 I i r ll yi l . i I , I .. -.-.mi . . ' f 'Qv - . -' A4 1' 3 ', h 1 C

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ll I 1 h 1--W I V W IP Q fo l 5 -Y e-f' 'ffl , MOUNTAINEEII X E235 I mr' X XF, f 1 I i I 0 Glenna Muncy fwalking into a, grocery storej : I Want to buy a chicken. Grocer: Do you wantu pullet? p Glenna: No I wantu carry it. . Mr. Shepherd: Would you accept a pet monkey Z ' Miss Jennings: Oh, I will have to ask papa 5 this is so sudden. I I Coach Augenstein: Irvin, don't mind that big guy 5 the- bigger they are the harder they fall. A Irvin Dunn: Yeh, but what if he falls on me 2 Marie Pasley: '4You say your father was injured in an explosion. How did it happen 2 A ' Clarence Bradberry: Well, mother says it was too much yeast, but father says it was too much sugar. 1 l I V ' . Miss Smith Qin English Literaturej : What is a compound relative 2 i X Francis Kennedy Cvery emphaticallyj : Why twins, Miss Smith. i . U Dorothy Asbury: Well, Wade what is your ideal of our absent-minded , i professor ? ' . ' Wade Pasley: My ideal of our absent-minded prof. is: One who walked into the room, put his cane in bed, went and stood in the corner, tied his spag- hetti, ate his shoe strings, washed his hands, threw the water in bed and jumped out of the window. ' i Q Richard Kennedy: My conscience bothers me. 'fi tMaude Shreve: ' I didn't know you had a conscience. Richard: Well then it must be my stomach. E . I Hessie Blevins: What did you do when you worked in the sawmill ? Kenneth Overby: I came, I saw, and I sawed and sawed. ' 1 l Ruth Smith: How did the Cyphers-Asbury wedding come! off? . . Myrtle Scott: Fine until the preacher asked the bride if she'd obey her husband. . U Q I Ruth: What happened then 2 I ' Myrtle: She replied, 'Do you think I'm crazy 2' and the groom, who was gi in a sort of daze, replied, 'I do.' 5 ' . 76 K9 ff 1 + + a n it tlgglpi 3 4 I I l Q 'ihlrtt .N-it 1'-'.diimxfA.nhnrl.o1 ....n:.i::1.u.h' - -...k..u'4.krfmrm.1:Lf.m.:.