IIT Chicago Kent College of Law - Transcript Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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I THE, ! - That rising young real estate broker, Phillips, ishanother one of those boys for whom we predict an earthy future. VVe have always believed that Paul Skala was heart-broken because he had not received an A grade in the mustache contest. Remember the evening, VVright, when you were called upon to recite and you had sort of forgotten your stuff and you stuttered? . As we allow our minds to wander back for only a short time, we find our- selves watching Helmer Hansen eating the inevitable apple, and knowing by this sign that all is well. VVe must pause in our meditations to comment on the admirable manner in which Kid ' Swank haswithstood the strain of the past threeyears. His jolly countenance has been a beacon light of inspiration for all those about him, ' .,..Li. - HEARD ON THE CAMPUS Professor Higgins fdictating test questionj : A corporation is a surety- Voice frompBerenson's corner: Is P Professor Higgins: You can make it 'are' if you want to. WgHAT'Si IN A WORD? Rastus, who is dat solvent lookin' gentl'mun speculatin' upan' down de aisles wid de gold obstacles ? , P Don't yo' organize him ? y , V A A No, ah don' organize him. Ah's never been induced by him. 'Tse franchised yo' don't organize him. He's de most confiscated man in ouah whole diaphragm. He's de new pasture at ouah chu'ch. There was a young man named Muldoon, ' A ' Who considered the law a great boon. He thought of the work V And ,decided not to shirk, Absque hoc, that he wished the end would comesoon. .l,.i.-.. Prof.: 'WVhen are mortgages usually paid off ?'i Stude: In the last act. A D . Our Sproger is a sprightly lad, His thoughts do 'run to shirts. And yet, say we, 'tis not so bad, If they do not run to skirts. li 1925 P H Page 1.57

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Q 1 2 E A recent police examination heldcin Boston produced several new defini- tions which will, no doubt, be useful to every student and lawyer: Question: What do you understand by the term I-Iabeas Corpusu? Answer: flj-I-Iabeas Corpus is a disease from which human beings sometimes become unconscious. QZJ-I have no bad Habeas of any kind. QBJ-Habeas Corpus means a body in several pieces which appears to be murdered. 4 Question : Denne Homicide. Nt? about the country. C25-It means death when least expected. - I C35-I always havevhomicide the people I work for. I Answer: .flj-Homicide is a person who has no home and wanders M Question: What is meant by the term Corpus Delicti? Answer: Clj-Corpus Delicti is the viewing of a body in a coffin by a Jury. x , , Question: When is an arrest at all times justifiable? Answer: Clj-Never. Arrests may be necessary or hurried, but if they are justifiable it is a case for the district attorney, and police officers have no power. ' Question: Wliat is the difference between a felony and a misdemeanor? Answer: Qlj-A felony comes on the little finger and results in death, but a misdemeanor affects the neck and is curable. A v-iii, . Your language is terrible. Why don't you go to England and learn the King's English P Why? I know he's English. ' , Da noive of dat guyf' complained a Kent freshman, offer-in' me six bucks a week. Wha's he t'ink I am? A University Law School graduate ? .-i.,...,-4 -. . V A DOMESTIC RELATIONS SHORTCUT The following verse, taken from an Scotch case involving the law of marriage, may prove of some worth to those who experience difficulty in remembering those marriages which are voidrz If people are drunk or delirious, The marriage of course would be bad: Or if they're not' sober and serious, But acting a play or charade. It's 'bad if it's only a cover For cloaking a scandal or sin, And talking a landlady over, To let the folks lodge in her inn. 21925, 3 l Page I 59