IIT Chicago Kent College of Law - Transcript Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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THE Q 1 z 'IIQNSCDHYI' - 3 E E Who is the lady's man? 'Ray for john Burita! Fay and'Beckett-the two ends of the scale, the bass and tenor duet. Ralph Duvall comes from Utah and believes that monogamy and monot- ony are synonomous. ' I ' Ed Markham says he isa woman hater. After him, girls! vw-pr - j , 1 Future law firms: Goldberg, Goldberg and Goldsmith, Hanson, Hansen X? and Hanson, Neuman, Newman and Neuman, Levy, Levin, Levy and Levin- j I song O'Brien, O'Connell, O'Brien and O'Connorg Smith, Smith and Smith- I song Sproger, Solon and Sporer. Gargle them on your vocal cords. Oh! for the life of- a Practice Court Clerk! Set my case for ---, willya ? Where did you get that stuff? Serve on the jury? I did once last semester ! Give me another associate counsel. Declaration filed ? Where are my facts ? Idunwannanothercase! Give me a good jury. W'here are your witnesses ? jury, rise to be sworn, youse guys. Close the door and shut up. ' judge Higgins in Practice Court: Prepare your witness in advance. Never ask them to perjure themselves. Tell them to sticlc to the facts- and give them the facts. A GRAND LARCENY. . Irate Dad-No man can steal a kiss from my daughter and get away with it. Q Law Student Suitor-I'm not trying to get away with it. I'll stay and make, a clean breast of the whole thing, and return it as soon as possible. Prof. Higgins-Have you had common law pleading? ' Student-Yes sir. , ' Prof. Higgins-I thought I had seen your face before. ENTERPRISING CUSS, ISN'T HE? Scene: Practice court. ' . Dramatis personae: Raw junior acting as witness. Equally raw senior acting as counsel. Q. How old are you? ' ' ' A. Twenty years of age. Q. What is your occupation? A. I am engaged in the lumber business. Q. How long have you been in the lumber business? A. Thirty-one years. K,-,, . 1925 x Page 155

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I THE, ! - That rising young real estate broker, Phillips, ishanother one of those boys for whom we predict an earthy future. VVe have always believed that Paul Skala was heart-broken because he had not received an A grade in the mustache contest. Remember the evening, VVright, when you were called upon to recite and you had sort of forgotten your stuff and you stuttered? . As we allow our minds to wander back for only a short time, we find our- selves watching Helmer Hansen eating the inevitable apple, and knowing by this sign that all is well. VVe must pause in our meditations to comment on the admirable manner in which Kid ' Swank haswithstood the strain of the past threeyears. His jolly countenance has been a beacon light of inspiration for all those about him, ' .,..Li. - HEARD ON THE CAMPUS Professor Higgins fdictating test questionj : A corporation is a surety- Voice frompBerenson's corner: Is P Professor Higgins: You can make it 'are' if you want to. WgHAT'Si IN A WORD? Rastus, who is dat solvent lookin' gentl'mun speculatin' upan' down de aisles wid de gold obstacles ? , P Don't yo' organize him ? y , V A A No, ah don' organize him. Ah's never been induced by him. 'Tse franchised yo' don't organize him. He's de most confiscated man in ouah whole diaphragm. He's de new pasture at ouah chu'ch. There was a young man named Muldoon, ' A ' Who considered the law a great boon. He thought of the work V And ,decided not to shirk, Absque hoc, that he wished the end would comesoon. .l,.i.-.. Prof.: 'WVhen are mortgages usually paid off ?'i Stude: In the last act. A D . Our Sproger is a sprightly lad, His thoughts do 'run to shirts. And yet, say we, 'tis not so bad, If they do not run to skirts. li 1925 P H Page 1.57