Hyndman Londonderry High School - Hornet Yearbook (Hyndman, PA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT The SENIOR CLASS OF 1963, being of sound and logical mind, despite twelve con- centrated years of totalitarian brainwashing, doth hereby make, publish, 'and declare this to be its LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, and declares null and void all other wills, codicils or testamentary documents heretofore made. The members of said Class, knowing that their forceful disassociation will occur on MAY 29, 1963, desire to impart their accumulated paraphernalia, memorabilia, achievements, and all other heterogeneous acquisitions to its progeny, the CLASS OF 1964, with the hope that the recipients see fit to accept and treasure these grants. The following individual members of said SENIOR CLASS doth dispose of these worldly goods to the recipients, members of the resurging JUNIOR CLASS, TO WIT: MARY ANN STARKEY entrusts her raven coiffure to Beverly Hite and Myrna Cook to be lovingly nurtured. ROBERT RANKER surrenders his reluctance to cerebration to Roger Smeak, Reuben Lafferty and William Scritchfield to be transformed into zeal- ous attempts to graduate. NANCE BURKETT pledges her sartorial embellishments to Cheryl Miller and Sondra Shaffer. PAMELA KIPP consigns her key to the art room to James Conner and Carl Park, that it may open doors for them. JULIE ANN SHAFF ER poignantly reserves her effervescence for Nancy Kerr, Judy Merkel, and Carol Coughlin for a luminous future. BETTY ANN WHITFORD donates a big heart to Juanieta Brick for further enlargement. BRENDA RINGLER entrusts her wedding bells to any Junior contemplating the big step, perhaps Phyllis Leydig. GARY HAROLD gives up a mind for figures and a mouthful of mush to Ken Diehl and Cloyd Hyatt. ELLEN HAINES wills her elevator shoes to Carolyn Albright to be used to scale the heights. LINDA DIVELBISS cedes her unused rationalizations to Kate Arnold as a propitious sign. TERRY MERKEL relinquishes his ability to avoid feminine entangle- ments to Frank Morgan and Danny Kendall who desire a solitary existence. CARL SHAFFER reserves his space in the hall for John Scritchfield, rent-free. DONNA DENNISON complacently exchanges her quiet manner for a combination of Jan Leonard's and Virginia Park's loquacity. CHARLES BUSH reluctantly exchanges his zany antics for some of Lawrence Shaffer's sobriety. JOYCE SHAFFER efficiently donates her office hours to Barbare Ahlburn and Cheryl Conner that they may become disciples of B. C.H. TELF ORD HYATT surreptitiously donates his bag of tricks to Clark Kinton and Ray Harbert who have original contributions to make. CAROL KREIGLINE'S parking space is apportioned in 'equal shares to Harvey Zeigler and Charles Smith. KENNETH MASON happily wills his shoes of authority in Senior affairs to Elizabeth Stallings and Donley Logue on the supposition that they will fill them. JANET COOK consigns her disciplined approach to lesson assignments to John Elder and Carol McKenzie to be perpetuated for future generations. JO ANN BOWER bestows her timorous reticence upon Sheila Snider and Barbara Smith for meditation. WALTER DENNISON bestows his blue prints to Robert Gibbner and William Emerick that they may thrive on a diet of sawdust. ELIZABETH CLITES breezily surrenders her verbosity to Steve Stouffer, Beverly Sturtz and Cherly Mazer for perpetuation. ANNA JANE HOSSE LRODE happily contributes her thirty-two ivories to Robert Fichtner to be brushed tenderly after each meal. MARY HUTZE LL deeds her sewing machine and patterns to arms of Morpheus. JAMES JOHNSTON'S anxiety neurosis is to be tempered by Sara Ellen Bruner and Roger Browning. JACK LOGSDON will en- trust his animated, imaginary characters to Cris Harden with the hope that Cris will bury them. DARRIS MERKEL donates his agrarian proclivity to Charles Larson to further the science of agronomy. SANDRA ROBERTSON reserves her nail file and buffer for Mary Jane Rizer who will stoically use same. KEN SISK resigns to Dale Ringler and John Snyder his defensive attitude to be shelved for the next twelve months. In testimony whereof, we hereunto subscribe our hands and seal this FIRST day of FEBRUARY, 1963: THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1963 HYNDMAN-LONDONDERRY HIGH SCHOOL