Hutchinson Central High School - Calendar Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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Prophecy Scene: Laboratory of the American Archeaological Research Co. Time: 2050 A. D. Characters: Prof. of Rescarehg Asistant 101. ' fThe Prof. is seen busy at desk. Soon she puts her hand to her head in a per' plexed manner and then v:alls:j Prof.: l0l! 1011 Come here quickly. Go and find out what time it is. I really have lost all sense of time. U01 hurries to 13 month calendar, runs finger over month after she has pulled otf 12 months, then returns to Prof., 101: flu inonotonej It is the 13th day of the 13th month of the year 2090 A, D. Prof.: Stop that! I must concentrate, if possible. 101: If possible. Prof.: Stop that! 101: Stop that! fin same voice as professorj. Prof.: fwalkiiig nervously up and down laboratoryj Eeekl I almost forgot that I have to speak to the Amnesia Remembrance Association tomorrow on Pronii' nent People of 1970.0 fRushed to Televisionfphone and calls up A. R. A. fmovic projeetedj. Prof.: XYZ S90 fpicture on screenl. Hello! Is this the A. R. A. Yes? No? Oh, yes! Well, connect me with the president, please. Hello, Presie, ol' boy. This is professor 9999. No, I d0n't want to borrow anything. No. I just called to let you know that l'll speak to your elub to' morrow. I never fail. Please send a gyroplane down for me at 15 o'cloek. So long, Presie. fHangs upj, Hurry, 101. Say, what are you doing there? fSecs 101 sitting at desk in pref occupied statcj 101: Oh, nothing. just thinking. Prof.: Horrors! Who ever heard of a hired lady robot thinking? Thats a social error, 101, and you should know it. Vifhy, what do you think we pay you for, thinking? Come now, go and get those books and things we found in that old building in Buffalo. They may give us some information about the people of that time. 1101 goes out and returns with materialj . Prof.: K. O., let's dig in and work. fPicks up paper and reads., Prof.: Well, well, as I breathe and eat concentrated food pellets, this article of November 20, 1950, says that Abraham Blinkoff is organizing a city beyond the Queen Maud Mts. in Antarctica. He intends to call it Lavinport in honor of Stephen Lavin, originator of the Multiple electric refrigerator which freezes anything at 20 degrees above the freezing point. Vera Nickl has donated a library. 4 101: Here is a funny ad. Sigmund Arywitz is offering for sale 1,000 copies ot his autobiography entitled How I Became a Success. Isn't that extraordinary? Prof.: Well, I expect to write the scenario for a talkie about my life. I'm sure it will amaze the world. 101: It will startle the world, Prof.: That was entirely uncalled for. You should remember your position 47

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,F - The time for leaving draws near. Now the words of our school song take on a deep and profouncl meaning: She calls for our allegiance To 'noble aims and fair, And in our souls we wear her seals- - All life shall find it there. Our hearts that learn to love her Will steadfast be and true, However fur in life we stray From Ccrit'n1l's Brown :mtl Blue. STEPHEN M. Lavnsz. Charge to the Juniors Today the Class of 1931 pauses to perform one last service for our Alina Mater hcforc we leave for fresh woods and pastures new. To you-W-seniors of tomorrowf we entrust our school and the ideals it has fostered during sevcntyfseven years of service to the citizens of Buffalo. It has heen our privilege to carry the banner of leadership during this, our last year. and we are proud to traiisfer our trust to you. Our high school life has been pleasant and protitahle and, with a tang of sadness, we end this part of our career, 1 You, as seniors, will assume new responsibilities. Greater fields for service will he yours and opportunities to excel in scholarship and athletics will present themselves. Behind you lie three quarters of a century of tiinefhonored traditions. By heing trustworthy and loyal you can further these ideals. We sincerely hope that every undertaking you attempt will he successful and that you may next year feel as we do today, assured that Centrals spirit shall live on in her Class of 1932. Tet for your guidance, this I say Honor the Past-it has built today But, O! The Present ctmsecrute ' To Truth, to Beauty, and to Love. ML-vrirna Hucnes. Mary Boland, ViCe'President. Response We assume the duties which you have performed so well. This obligation will be ours as the Class of 1932, to keep the faith which you intrust to us. lt is with the feeling that one has when one's older brother leaves the household to seek his way through the world, that we now see you preparing to leave tliis school, where you achieved so much and where you have won many honors and where you have spent so many happy hours. May the spirit of Hutchinson attend y u on your way! The o Class of 1932 extends its heartiest congratulations and best wis ts. E h Alhcrt D. Shaw, President of the junior Class. 45

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before you speak. 1101 looks blankly aruundj No, stupid, 1 life. Give me that copy of the New York Times, fturning Oh, what a beautiful smile this man has. It says he is Stephen popular song hit, My Sonny's Sunny Smile. 101: Raymond Ryan is President of the Concentrated Last week he made up a cool million by merging with Battagli Delivery Co. I get this from The Business World which Havas and Irma Heller. i Prof.: I just read that Cannella Corritore has published Carnation. 101: She must have been likc me, a lover of flowers, Q carnations. Prof.: fDespairingly.J Such is robotal intelligence. 101: fLooking up from inagazinej Ida XVeinstein is run Music School. Roslyn Shapiro, one of her pupils, in a testin that I didn't know a note whcn I began. Prof.: And then the lessons got lost in the mail. I rea perfecting a plan by which she can teach infants Geometry. mental agonies of high school life. Very humane, isn't it? 101: 1 think so. Prof.: fscathinglyj You shouldn't think. 101 : Ruth Rand and Cecelia Fricdland are doing social xi that incan being in society is work? . Prof.: No, Nincompoop, tcontinues readingj. Stuart XVa V Walpole One XVing Air Way Corp. He appointed Peggy San Peggy is reaching new heights in aviation. 101 : This is about heights too. It says that Rose Kramer Blue Clouds which was written by Phil Perno and directed n to d mean your ptuition in illustrated scctionj. Bumbar, author of the and Mohtn s Energy Foods Qonsolidated. is edited by William her book on Reinf dreamilyj. 1 just love n ionial said, To think ing a Correspondence that Helen Olsen is That will avoid the ork in Buffalo. Does lpole was Pres, of the er Director of pilots. is starring in a talkie, by justin C. Tobias. Elaine XVcbcr, critic for the N. Y, Times, said that the play was lovely. Prof.: Here is some more about the theatres. Tlns article says that the famous Brown Troupe is touring the West. The troupe is led by Marion R. Brown and she is ahly assisted by Helen Brown, Mabel H. Brown, Marian Arnold Brown is managing the circuit on which they travel. 101: The Browns have it. Prof.: I'll say so. How in the world could they tell w with thc o or Marian with the who was wanted on the show that numbers are better than names are. Avoid confusion saves motion and motion brings about .... 101: Here is some radio news. Helen Zientowski is BWM. She gained her experience as a telephonic girl, Last man, reporter, that her motto is, The smile with the voice win Prof.: Will you please talk straight hereafter? 101: All right. And joe Romano is featured violin st Koffee Ko. Prof.: Charles Maraschiello sings over the Groner Crap MacKenzie gives 15 minute beauty talks sponsored by Hochhcr to beauty. 101: Talking of clothes reminds me that Frank Testa Fashion Show at the Statler. He will have famous niannequin Martin, Pollizzi, Teibel. l 3, h H 48 W S Brown. Incidentally ether it was Marion hone? That goes to ind avoided confusion inounccr for Station eek she told E. Tas' S.. :ir for the Kilpatrick .te Hour and Muriel E? Schlescr's devotees is giving his annual with him: Lankler,