Hutchinson Central High School - Calendar Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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THE CALENDAR 4 Comptometer, Burroughs and Monroe Calculator, Dictaphone-Ediphone Shorthand - Typewriting - Bookkeeping - Accountancy and Secretarial Work. Day and Evening School Open All the Year. Begin Any Monday Positions Secured for Graduates. Phone, Tupper 7128 for Free Catalogue. BUFFALO SCHOOL of COMMERCE 655 MAIN STREET ' Employers, phone Tupper 7128 when you need oflice help. No Charge for This Service. Husband in car: Great heavens, the engine is terribly overheated. Wife: Then why donlt you turn off the radiator? One advantage of the Hivver over the airplane is that when the flivver's engine stops, so does the flivver. Some one, no doubt, will try greeting an installment collector with: Reach for a Lucky, instead of the suite. First Deaf Mute: Is Charlie hard to talk to? Second Deaf Mute: You said a handful. Man writing to a certain magazine: Your article on How to Choose a Wife was all wrong. The best way I know of to select a running mate is to make a list of the girls you consider eligible. Write each one's name on a slip of paper and place the slips of paper in a hat. Then throw the hat away. 1 Q55 wg! L-L, DA-Dlwi eoovlf jg Lf! Q e' M. 'ffl tc-1 f0 0 50119 vopi 5 H1 I Baskgt tba 1 ack 9 Yofi Tennis. ' Ve X, wngtt lx ba E W 'K c Got C me M 5 a x5 ,Q I., the Z mvmem wifi' YOWH eq 'HG,?' 0, gon-W A at MP' 114 L aiu W M , ,.1, ne r QR 1' ' N' D A xx, A, Our advertisers deserve your patronage xx

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2 THE CALENDAR Soott's Roller Rink MAIN and BURTON STREETS gf! Q1 Ulf T i l Wg tl' Is Opening For The Winter ii' Season Saturday, August 31st ' Sf T 7 C' T070 W ff l iff ix Yi iq S Na A Wi O55 Mi-WG 'g I X in iX6 '5iX, C - .,i i This rink has been all re-decorated and re-floored, and will give Buffalo the Last Word in Roller Skating Rinks. We Wish to call to the attention of Private Parties, Churches, Schools and Clubs that this rink can be rented for the evening, which will make money for these organizations. CALL RIV. 0774 - TUP. 10027 Our azlzwrtfsers dP.v-N119 .7j01H' patronage

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444 THE CALENDAR R Q Q sf our best neighborlwo fiiemts are recrsgrzizerl by discriminating housewives as the communitlzfs leading chain store merchants. BUFFALO ORTHOPEDIC SUPPLY CO. A, l'Iil'0REI,l,A. Maimgei Braces, Trusscs, Arches, Abdominal Supporters Elastic Hosiery 314 ALLEN ST. l3I'Pl-',u.o Phone luppcr 2770 'KN tl 5094 M-77 Hypnotist: My goodness, I've got this college student in a deep sleep and I can't get him out of it. Wl1at'll I do? Assistant: Ring a bell. She: 'AWl1y so thoughtful, dear?',' He: I have one dollar left over this week and I can't remember which in- stallment I forgot to payf A doctor declares that kissing shortens life. We presume he means single life. Daughter: Oh papa, what is your birth-stone? Father of Twelve My dear, I'm not sure but I think it is a grindstonef, Wliats a Jolnt account, Pop?', Its an account where one person does the depositing and the other the Wltlldfawlng' A 3 'W h If 3 ,, 2 le :225255222222EQEZEEEEEZZEEQEQEQEEE55' Y ::::. H , 1, - - .1,1g.!.5iEii5.5 .. , , -s-- ..,.......,. x r . . ,, Our advertisers deserve your patronage