Hutchins Middle School - Star Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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' 'TZ EBI-Tlizff' Nine A - 233 many servants. One of these played a saxo- phone until Edward saw to it that the Reid accidentally disappeared. She had an elegant butler to Helper in and out of the carriage that was placed at her disposal. It seems that we came at a rather inopportune time, for they were having' a Warren they compelled us t'o vacate. We pressed on to other Lattin countries. We met a peddler on the street, who we found was a Fishman, He told us to go Westen west until we came to Horwitz , Czechnoploti- novitsky. Here We attended a prizetight, Where the chief fighter offered to meet any one for ten dollars. My companion remarked that he was rather Man-sure. Getting out of there, at last, we came to a pawnship where we saw a sign All things bought, 'Selden' lsold, andl traded. ' We came north to Poland. Here we met a certain native of the country. He turned out to be a Stuart in a Greek restaurant. When Ed- ward tried to rehearse his speech for that even- ing, he was halted with None of your Lip tky'. We went on to Siberia where we camped at a little mining town, a Goldberg. We shot down to Turkey where we visited a great slave- dealcr. We visited his auction of slaves the next day. A Turk next to me bid high, and the auction was closed with, If no one bids higher, then Caliph Pasha 'Bizer' for twenty- ilve dollars. On our trip westward we met two sons of the great Mendel and Robin, by name Robinson and Mendelson. In Asia we attempted to climb one of the highest peaks, but we got only as far as a giant Cratty in the mountains. In India we heard that Prince Nicholas was in town, so we proceeded to see him. The door was slammed just before us. VVe looked through the keyhole and saw the prince and his host. The latter exclaimed: Well, hellog how are you? Take off your coat and let's 'Supnick', eh? Finally we came to the good old U. S. A. VVQ went to Rossiter , Washington, where we met a prominent furrier. He was very interested in raising Sobel , a variety of sable. We had to leave before he had time to finish his proposi- tion. From there we went to that noted man, Feld f Feldman J, who introduced us to another one of his caliber, J. Piedmont Morganroth, also a great macaroni manufacturer. When we came to New England, we went to visit the wonderful forests of Bei-shas Cbirchesj. Then we found a one horse Shafor carrying one passenger, the eminent R. David Harfst. Arriv- ing home, we went up Woodard Avenue. Wearied with the results of sailing bricks, con- fetti, spaghetti, and What have you? , we both settled down to a good night's sleep. The Perfect 9A- 233 Girl Has The eyes of Stella Sobel. The Perfect 9A - 233 Boy Has The face of Jack VVarren. The nose of Ardell Seldon. The build of Martin Mendelson. The teeth of Evelyn Lieberstein. The brains of Richard Harfst. The hair of Helen Fishman. The wit of Richard Stein. The wit of Goldie Stein. The clothes of Ned Diefendorf. The lips of Catharine Cratty. The voice of James Robinson. The clothes of Virginia Hall. The smik of Samuel Lipsky. The poise of Sara Berman. The oratorical ability of Erwin Ellmann. The athletic ability of Ardell Seldon. The athletic ability of Ned Diefendorf. The smile of Jane Shafer. The personality of Richard Stein. . ,, - ',.5vNE ' - ' Page Six

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Nine A - 233 Top Row, If-fb to right-PHILIP MQIRGANRIITII, Emu. Islmno, Dour:l.As Rum, ALEX C0'r'roN. ERWIN Em.- MAN. SAMUEI. Llrsxm. IRENE GULIISTEIN, HELEN Honwrrz. Gouns STEIN. Gmmnunn Gonnnsno, CARol.YN Mvens. Nun DxEFsNnom-'. JACK WAIIREN. Middle R0'1lPiSlllNEY STEINBURN. I-IENHY BEIISIIAS, RICHARD STEIN, ARTHUR MANSURE. Mrrcm-:L.L Femm- MAN. DAv1n Rosuv. JAMES RomNsoN. Liao WEs'mN. Jos LATTIN, MAIITIN Mi-:Nnm.soN, Rrcil.-um IHARPST, Gmonor-1 STUART. MAL.co1.M Wdoumxn. Louwrr Roir-RALPH HELPER, Homer SUPPNICK. CAROLYN BELTHAMINI. K.u'l1Li-:I-:N Rossvrian, JANE Simi-'ou, SAM BERMAN, STELLA SOBEL. Aim!-:LL Sm.noN. Rose. B121-zu. HELEN FISIIMAN. Evx-:LYN Lmmnz- s'rmN. CATHEIUNE Cxm'r'rY, VIRGINIA HALL. Enwlum LITCHPIELD. A Strange Trip It was in 1949 I believe, or thereabouts fwhat's time to a couple of fellows going around the world?J, when my good friend of Hutchins days, Edward Litchfield, and I began our pro- longed and extensive speaking tour to every corner of the earth, except where we were kept out. We started at Meyers, Oszomplotshyniac, very near the Herring Sea. As we left our ship, we journeyed down a quaint old street where we inet a Berman fa dealer in burrsj, a most extraordinary tradesnian, who advised us to keep to the right and follow our noses. Obeying his very excellent advice, we came to a very cold locality. We proceeded to go into the lone hut that was in sight, not to deliver a speech, but to get warm. The occupant either would not or could not communiczfte with us. He wrote on a slip of paper that he was Diefen- dorf, whatever that means-and coming at us with a dive, he drove us out. We fled toward the ocean where a large Isberg soon Resin to view. We finally got out of there and crossed the ocean. We decided to go straight to Germany. Ar- riving at Berlin, we entered a large Hall where the national beverage flowed in abundance. On a table stood many Steins . One was a Gold- steinf' Another one was very new and we dubbed it a Steinborn. There was a dear one too, Lieberstein. We stopped at Hamburg, but were not allowed to remain long enough to investigate. fHow our reputation did travellj We decided to hop to Italy by air. Ah, Sunny Italy, land of our dreams-until we got there. We made directly for a little town to meet the last year's beauty champion, Beltramini fBelle Traminij. She was evi- dently the town favorite. On this particular occasion she happened to be wearing Cotton hosiery imported from New York. She had ,e avma , - Page Five

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'11 H1-Tiki? ine A - 3241 Tvgu Now. left to 7'f1lIlf-DAVIIJ Osooon, SIDNEY HoFi'mAN.'CE:i,xI.n DECK. Dour:L.,xs Ro':u':'r.:, RAu'MoN:m RISEMAN, JULIUS DRAPKIN, Hamer SCIILIQSINCEH, ClIARI.Ias LII'PZ'l', Luo VVInNz:AIiTIcN. Long: SIAIILLIGN, SIDNEY BORNSTEIN. Middle Row-JAMES FI.I:MINc:, EDVVIN Gnoa, ANDREW Woon, Dunsnn Wousi-IAM, EDWIN Bourii. lIlVINll Bi3Ic'ri,:No, LEoNAizu Glmrww, LEON SIIEIIMAN. HANLBY R1v::BNL:Iet:o, Disk Jixzviizs. ALLEN Sumxiirrzc, Bois NICHoAI.ns, SAM DIGIITCII, LAWIUCNUH SII.vEI:nIAN. Lower lion--Bois l'i-JCK, SIIIQIAMAN Mll.l,lCii, Aivrlluli KUSCNSKI, SIDNEY LlsAc'II, QIOIIN KINLI, IIUHHN EELITSKY, Mouurisn WVIIITE. HILL WILSON, JEAN CALAIIAN, DAVID Fuuiaxmlfxn, RICIIAHLI WUNSCII, Ii:vINn DUUKIN, RICIIAIILI FLYN N. Class Will of ine A - 324 I, Edwin Booth, will and bequeath my high- 1'liINVC1'C-ll Salesmanship ability to any future Sim' salesinan lacking in this quality. I, Jean Callahan, will my freckle remover to anyone who -can have more success wlth it than I did. I, Irving Dobkin, will and bequeath my ability to talk continually to anyone who thinks he can beat my record. I, Moulton White, will and bequeath my hair glue to any freshie whose sense of smell is weak enough to stand it. I, Richard Flynn, will my good nature to any grouch who 'can put it t-o good use. to ask dumb questions to anyone who wants it. I, Leonard Grabow, will and bequeath my title of Flaming Youth to anyone who thinks him- self worthy of it. I, Dick James, will my ability to shoot a pair to any Iuture member of the golf club skillful enough to attain it. I, Arthur Koscinski, will and bequeath my abil- fty ta strike out to any future member of Hutchins l:as:ball team who can -do it ancl not get boced. I, Sidney Learh, will my job as Editor-in-Chief of the Star to anyone who can prove himself I, Bill VVilson, will and bequeath my inferiority W01'thY Of it- csmplex to any future UA who thinks one desir- I, Hanley Rosenberg, will and bequeath my able. lziizf -case to any freshie who Wants to look busi- I, Leon Sherman, will and bequeath my ability ness like. tiki' ',JVNE' - v .:.. . I 1 Page Seven