Huron University - Rubaiyat Yearbook (Huron, SD)

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7? 1' g? FE ?fl iPE E FAIRY TALES ' A man once went into a postoffice and found a pen that would write. V Once upon a time there was a student who never borrowed anything from his -1-lie-2 X' 5 -.. ef roommate. 1--Ili' A There was once a girl who didnit want to be pretty. 'i Once there was a college Freshman who didn't think he knew everything. E' ir- I li f-g -. 5 - ., .-gr.-gp 'X -' SOME THINGS YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN KNOWING :T In certain parts of England the inhabitants have a great deal of trouble in eat- ing grapefruit without squirting the juice in their eyes. all ff I X sf' ' 3-715 r K I 5 -551,1- On a cold day if a phonograph is not wound at intervals it will run down and stop. This will also happen on warm days. y 1 In Switzerland the natives find it extremely difficult to put on their shoes I without stooping over. I Psychologists tell us that it requires almost twice as much wind for a person to play a cornet as it does to play a violin. lx PLEASE NOTICE My smile. . . ...................... ..... P rofessor Kimble My girl .... ................... ....... F a t Schuyler 1: My neckties. . . ............ .Ed Hoy My marcel ..... . . ..Lawrence Murphy fix ji My popularity .... .... K enneth Laughlin My brief case . . ............ .... G eorge Wright '-- . 3. CAN YOU IIVIAGINE l hfi Dean Hill without his glasses? l - A1 Ross stepping? I ! 'll A disagreement in the French Department? Q' Phillip Spaice not mentioning Pilkington's good looks? Leota without Rogers? QE . Professor Lackey skipping class? y - I RADIO PROGRAM FOR TONIGHT y 'Ill Broadcast from Station HC on a marcel wave of 300 meters at 7 :3O P. M. The following artists and others will give the program: I Somebody Stole My Gal ..................... .... G eorge Wright Hfltil Sleep .................................... .... C hoate Johns Sweet 'Alice' Ben Bolt ............. .... -I . Burns Taylor l l My Laundryn ...................... ..... L yle Elward ,L I I The Pal I Love Stole the Gal I Loveu. . . ..... Lewis Warsing I l, One hundred Eve 1 1 w gi aeW.fMF+feQ'f.awPe-t E-,- 432. .I

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D. 5 , LH.-. . ,,,. YM,-H, H, ,W , . - , V V V mfg., f 77:-9 f -.1 eq - e-5-f ' .vs - e fc' A , 1. , A e....- -' r if IN THE SWEET BUY AND BUY ' I O I' A week at the College: i Sunday-Collection. Y ,, , y Monday-Registration fee, class dues, breakage fee. .r i I Tuesday-Buy books. l Wednesday-Help the society for the prevention of flat-footed policemen. Thursday-Buy a half interest in the Y. M. We Friday-'Nother day, 'nother dollar. . 2 i Saturday-I-Ielp support the starving landlady. 5 l Sunday-Oversleep, no collection. FOUR WONDERS OF THE YEAR AMONG THE IUNIORS ' we--S1 1. Dec. 8-Juniors win inter-class basketball tournament. li ' 2. Feb. 12-Thonssen takes first in state extempore contest. .1 itil, l 3. Feb. 22-Stolte and Gellerman break several hearts at Redfield. , . sl J. A 1 4. lVIar. 8- Kick me, I can't remember a thing. -Frank Brown. we R in H15 WHERE YOU WOULD FIND THEM IF A TELEGRAM SHOULD COME ijcgi . in i Paul Porter ........................................,... in the chapel balcony ,-my - Curt Crawford ..... .... a t the little store . i Pauline Whitlock ..... .. .with Doc Arnold Mfg 'V Evelyn Carson ...... ....... i n the Dean's office lfllliri I Lloyd Sweet ...... ...,.. a t Eighth and Dakota ix' R, HZ' Mary Davis .... ........... u ..... 4 ................ y vherever you Hnd Morris it-Q , 1 --1-A - gn I-I f I LATEST FASHION DISPATCHES +1 y Paris-False teeth-are now being worn to all social functions. They come in Y if fha all ,the fashionable co-lors to match ear rings or neckties, and may be had engraved gm I I with any three letterimonogram and two numerals. I Smoked glasses are very much in vogue, owing to the spring hats. v. pd Umbrellas and rubbers will be used during unsettled weather. ijt? M I 'I i EI X The worst fate in the world would be to be wrecked on a desert island with a Ml! crossword puzzle book and no pencil. Amy Radcliffe: Do you like Kipling? I Gellerman: Why, I don't know. How do you kipple? f d ll FE I -1 E fI'd like to write his epitaphf, I What would you sayin ull . born . Not that it makes any difference. , . l . One hundred seven ' r . J' . . I .. -. . I , . I ..L.,,,-r4f5s ' M W I ' W' I .... - ,M 1 .- E i Fd - i IFE