Huron High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Huron, IA)

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C amor frop any Th1s belng the 21st century even fly1ng saucers have been mechan1zed, and used for da1ly transportat1on and trlps from planet to planet So come w1th us to see what former students of Huron H1gh School are do1ng 1D the unlverse We leave the earth w1th a Jolt As we soar upward 1nto space we pass the clouds and we not1ce a commot1on on cloud NINE As we proceed caut1ously there IS a bl1nd1ng flash 1D our eyes After we recover from shock we f1nd lt 1S Lou1s Anderson, w1th a new pa1r of glasses What 1S dO1Dgf Sell1ng kn1ck knacks at a football gamef As we proceed we spy a group of fly1ng saucers com1ng toward us We to m1Sb them But due to the slow react1on of our spacesh1p there 1S an un avoldable CO1l1S1OD Our remalns land on planet Juplter W1th our radar s1gnals we contact the nearest wrecker statlon Wh1le we are wa1t1ng for th1s we look for the dr1ver of the other shlp He comes 11mp1n out and we see lt s Harry E1senmann He tells us he 1S the earths entry 1n the Planetary Speed Race of Space As we search the planet for fly1ng saucers we run across an old fr1end DeWayne Poggem1ller, who asks us what our troubles are We tell h1m of our accldent and h1s 1mmed1ate reply was, Your search has ended, SIDCG I am manager of a saucer garage DeWayne tells us of a flylng saucer tour1ng sh1p 1n whlch we can go s1ght see1ng wh1le he repa1rs our fly1ng saucer We take h1s adv1se to heart and go w1th the tour Be1ng so exc1ted by the b1rds eye v1ew of Jup1ter we have forgotten our hunger but the p1lot of the tOUT1Ug sh1p br1ngs lt 1Dt0 real1ty by mentlon OUI' SWeI'Ve the planet earth We stop there for a m1d afternoon snack Wh1Ch cons1sted of a m1lky way malt, star dust sandw1ches, and b1g d1pper of m0onsh1ne Seelng we were new to the planet the manager h1mself del1vered the food We recogn1ze h1m as J1m Schrock ASk1Dg J1m how he happened to get started up here, on Juplter as a manager of a restaurant he repl1ed I r1cochetted Leav1ng the Fly Inn we return to f1nd our space shlp ready so we can return to the earth We are more 1nterested w1th the scenery on the outs1de of the sh1p so we turn on the telev1s1on Watch1ng and l1sten1ng to the latest news, we f1nd that B111 Schrader 1S one of the Ten Most Wanted Men for smuggl1ng a g1rl from the planet Mars to Pluto We guess he was trylng to get away from lt all Remember1ng that th1s lS elect1on year we hope to d1a1 a channel gettxng the lnaugural address of the Pres1dent What' Are we see1ng stra1ghtf Is that a woman g1v1ng the lnaugural address Not only are we surprlsed at Seelng a woman but aston1shed to TeCOgD1Ze her as Kathleen Eads, a former student of Huron H1gh By her speech we understand how she ach1eved her pos1t1on Chang1ng channels because of 1nterference we see a womans wrestl1ng match taklng place We watch very 1nterest1ngly and when the bout 1S over the women go to the1r respectlve corners As the camerman takes a close up we take a Second look at the manager to f1nd lt 1S R1chard Fuller Later we f1nd out that the woman wrestler 1S h1s w1fe The next program 1S a detect1ve story called Un1verse Prlvate Eye The narrator 1S a woman, who seems to be looklng for one of the Ten Most Wanted Men Perhaps lt 1S B111 Schrader We f1nd women are taklng over men s Jobs very eas11y now We can t be11eve our eyes The lady 13 none other than Nola Ibbotson, a graduate of 11 l ol Huron Turnlng off the telev1s1on, we see the earth C0m1ng 1DtO v1ew As we land and come back to real1ty we w1sh each and every Sen1or the best of luck and prosper1ty 1n whatever VOCat1OD they choose J . Jty s 6 ' 1 ' . . ' ' , i - , - , Il n ' - . . - . . I 1 . ' . . . . . V . . . . H . . a , . .... . . . - ing the unusual food that is served at the HF1y Innn. The manager is from ' . ' V' ' vv ' Il , IV ' L ' ' ' . vu vw - - . . l N . . N . ' - n Q n . ' ' ' - - 1 - . , . , . . , I

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girls! unc CXh0Sfl1IlI0I1f W the Sen1or Class of 1954 of Huron H1gh Sthool be1ng of sound Judgment and about to depart from th1s sthool do hereby w1ll the followlng Item I Item II Item III Now lt students Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item Item VII VIII XII the Senlors w1ll our ab111ty to sklp sthool to the Junlors W the Sen1ors w1ll our ab1l1ty to swxy our teachers to the Sophomores the Senlors w1ll our ab1l1ty to stay out of trouble to the Freshmen 1S the w1sh of eath Senlor to leave somethlng to the 1nd1v1dua1 someth1ng personal Just to show our generoslty and klndness I Loule Anderson, w1ll my bachelor hood to Larry Holsteen, and my good old Chevy to Ted Nelson I Kathleen Eads w1ll my offlce Job to Bonnle D1stelhorst and standlng on the honor roll to Robert Coleman Harry E1senmann w1ll my ab1l1ty to get the tar to B111 Kuntz d my f1rst m111l0n to Crafton Meeker Ruth Frank w1ll my ab1l1ty to play basketball to Allce hage, and my sl1m wa1stl1ne to Judy Cllne w1ll my ab1l1ty to go steady to Phyllls ha1r to Dale Luckenblll DeWayne Poggem1ller derson, and my curly my slnglng ab1l1ty to Yvonne Gerst, and Hardln Nola Ibbotson, w111 hefty h1ps to Joyce Rlchard Fuller, leave my ab1l1ty to wear levles to Dale hage and Job as bus drlver to Carl Stonoff W1l11am Schrader, w1ll my gr1n to B1lly Anderson, and my s dr1v1ng Job to V1ctor Hunter J1m behrock, w1ll my ab1l1ty to pester the glrls to Conrad Gerst, and my ab1l1ty to shoot hook shots to Jerry Howe -'Sen1or Class of Huron High S2:'hoo1 a , X .- 1 W f.- n e, . , .T Y , . we, . , . . . C . ,, V i e, . I . . . Z we, . y . . . L , . , . . . ,1- Iv 7 . . Q V , 7 . , . . . . my ' . VI I, , ' ' ' ' ' ' an ' ' ' . I, , . . . . we . . . . I I, . , . . . . A1 ' ' . IX I, . . . . ., my ' '. X I, . c . . . We , ' ' . XI I, . . . . . bu . . . . u I, . ,I . . . . O

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K UIHQIHXJQI ' JIU? B111 S lost h1S gas tank J1m k1SS9d Joanne at the ball game Mrs McNe11l went 1D the d1tch Poggey found someth1ng 1n h1s notebook Larry H came to school w1th two hlckeys Lou1e got that love tap from Mr Ecklund The Three Stooges' powdered up B111 S typewr1ter We had a party over at Ruth Frank s house B111 S got that n1ce Chr1stmas g1ft DeWayne threw a flashbulb at LOUIS Kathleen threw books at DeWayne iMrs McNe1ll was watch1ngJ DICK Fuller and Harry E were caught sleep1ng 1n the 11brary We went watermelon huntlng J1m Schrock and Larry H were caught eat1ng grapes Nola kissed Lou1e on the K1ngston bus Mr Ecklund couldn t f1nd h1s car Freshman slumber party The three Jun1or g1P1S found the boys cars out 1n the corn f1eld Marc1a went 1U the d1tch w1th Jerry W S car Poggey and Ruth got stuck down by the riverslde The g1r1s changed clothes on the way to the basketball game The g1rls got k1ssed at the Chr1StmaS party S -.4 X x 'lib 455 9 wall Ol HIGQHIQ Jerry Wagenbach dating Donna Seer1ng Lou1e without h1S pencll stub J1m Schn1cker not s1tting w1th Sandra Holsteen Lou1e st1cking up for a Ford Ruth without DeWayne Red and Rich R having a perfect attendance record The Sen1or home economics girls getting to class o Everybody really working in manual training Not having a test every day in history The bus be1ng quiet to and from the ballgames lr Burns typing with all ten fingers Phyllis Alderson not flirting with the boys Dutch Hadler pay1ng attention in bookkeeping class lr Ecklund sticking up for Republicans Harry not following Esther around n t1me kk ' X lc. X' . Bill S. and Dick F. rode on the fender of a car. 7 L :nk Q dx! X 5 y 1 O - l f R .