Huntington Township School - Medita Yearbook (Huntington, IN)

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PROPHECY We four members of the junior class of '58 predict that in ten years the seniors of said year will be distributed as herein documented. Catherine and Mary Huffman, after breaking their long engagements, will be writing a lovelom column in the Sob Sister Journal. Beverly Wiley will be spend ing all her time and efforts trying to find out what is Written on the Wind. At the Navy Testing Ground at Stupendeo Saturn, Jerry Willour, well known detective, will be hunting down Gene Hauenstein in connection with the theft of a glass of H20 from the laboratory of Jim Sills, scientist in charge of the Missile Testing Program. Sandy Storey will be still trying to teach Dick Funderburg ballet, thinking that it might help him to lead cheers, but Dick won't be able to keep his mind on business. Riva LaBar will be selling stockings for canaries, which is strictly for the birds. Bill Cone and Janet McHenry will be swinging through the trees on vines while making movies with MGM, playing the roles of Tarzan and Sheena. Janet Hoch will have just won the Nobel Prize for her latest novel, 'How to Trap a Mouse. Tom Tobin will be teaching the natives of Mercury how to blow smoke rings and do the French Inhale. Pat Rader will have gone into the singing business. She will be singing Jello ads for Nello, Ausenpher, Birstrom and Nello Company. Donna Earlyw ine will have just run the fastest mile in the Olympics. fMaybe we should tell you she was chasing Count Lawrence Landrum and his millions.j Phil Bruss will be using a meat Cleaver on a stack of Sputniks: it seems he will redistribute them. He will steal them off the rockets at Cape Canaveral while the army and navy are still trying to decide whether or not to set them off, and will sell the parts to Russian agents. Judy Paxton will be a beautician. You should see what she has done for the statues on Easter Island. Diane Elett will still be playing the piano. She will be appearing with a hill- billy band, Mike Bryan's Bootleggers.. She has given concerts with her toes so long that she will no longer wear shoes.

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vii'-r T' V . . : U ,. Jwtf' h J- If? Q ' I . CLASS WILL We, the members of the class of '58, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath to our beloved underclassmen the following possessions: I, Eunice Barnes, will my dancing ability to Loretta Slusser. I, Janet Bowers, will my draw ings to Becky Hummer. I, Phil Bruss, will to Jerry Ditton my ability to get along with Mr. Mertz. I, Mike Bryan, will my ability to get 18 days detention for skipping a day of school to Helen Shively. I, Bill Cone, will to Mack Day my private parking places. I, Jim Dunnuck, will to Larry Adams my bullet-riddled government book. L Donna Earlywine, will my ability to be a cheerleader for several years to Sue Shel- hamer. I, Ray Earlywine, will to Larry Herrick my track shoes. I, Gerald Eckert, will my ability to get into the movies on a child's ticket to Paul Wall. I, Diane Elett, will to Scarlett Clark my ability to get along with Mrs. Swan. I, Dick Funderburg, will my cheerleading job to Ned Yordy, I, Barbara l-Iauenstein, will to Betty Rudy my quietness. I, Gene I-Iauenstein,will my safe U 25 driving habits to Terry Penn. Take good care of them. I, Janet I-Ioch, will to Ruth Keplinger my job as class treasurer. I, Catherine Huffman, will my ability to go with a boy for 2 weeks without knowing his last name to Nancy Smyser. I, Mary Huffman, will my ability to be engaged in my junior year to Nancy Wires. I, Max Kohr, will to Bob l-Iartle my ability to sleep in class. Just don't snore. L Riva LaBar, will my ability to play the marimba to Burma Houser. I, Kay Lahr, will to Judy Cone my ability to sing Banana Boat during study hall and never get caught. I, Lawrence Landrum will my drum sticks to Dale Davis. May they last a few days. I, Richard Lee, will to Mike Ott my quiet ways. We, Alta McClain and Janet McHenry, will our ability to keep secrets to Sharon Minton We, Fred Mercer and Jim Sills, will to Roger Hall our side burns. I Dean Merryman, will my ability to get along with Mr. Baker to Jerry Settlemyre. I, Judy Paxton, will to Linda Lahr my ability to borrow apples from a certain orchard. I, Patty Rader, will my shortness to Pat Vickery. Can you use it? I, Jim Shivley, will Dwane Beady my ability to get through school without studying. I, Sandra Storey, will my ability as a ballet teacher to Dennis Andrew. I Tom Tobin, will to Larry Steele my ability to be late to school. I, Bev Wiley, will my ability to chew gum in government class and always get caught to Sandy Van Meter. I, Pat fDureej Williams, will my short hair to Joan Gearhart. I, Jerry Willour, will to Harold Weaver my ping-pon playing ability.

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Barbara Hauenstein will be operating an elevator in a large department store in Cairo, Egypt. The occupation has its ups and downs. Eunice Barnes will be teaching home economics at West Point. Janet Bowers will be designing the interior of the 1968 Sputnik. Gerald Eckert will have just finished designing a basket stretcher to aid the little men of basketball. Alta McClain will have just set a new record for hitting bicycle riders, while driving her midget racer through the streets of Paris. Jim Dunnuck will be a bachelor. He has had seven engagement rings in circu- lation at once, and there are no girls on earth who will have anything to do with him. Don't give up the ship: go to Pluto. On Vanguard, Jupiter, there will be a pro-ball team called the Rinky-Dinks. Their center will be Max Kohr, a basketball genius. Dean Mutt Merryman and Ray Jeff Earlywine will be student managers. They cou1dn't make the team. Dick Lee will be standing on a platform at speakers' corner in Hyde Park, London England, trying to raise capital to build a race car to enter in the Kentucky Derby. Maybe someone should tell him that they only race horses there. Fred Mercer will be the Pizza King of the state after inheriting the business on Etna. He will still be using his Model A as a delivery truck. Jim Shivley will be in the Gobi Desert digging a foxhole. He will be a marine. He tried to join the navy, but could not pass the physical. Kay Lahr will be teaching the Mars men to play post office. Kay says that sticking to the rules is really a task. Gale McMahan will be in Alcatraz. He has been in the navy and was caught trying to customize a destroyer. Nancy Smyser Pat Vickery Dennis Andrew Harold Weaver