Huntington Township School - Medita Yearbook (Huntington, IN)

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Pr Ten years have elasped since our The Juniors of that same year sent two what had happened to them. Starting from our estates on North ropolis of Huntington until we arrived Ronald Ballard, who after ten years in sacker-upper, and is a very capable man he Senior friends of 1951 have graduated. handsome, young, gentlemen to find out Jefferson, we proceeded through the met- at the Tivoli Theater. There we find the movie business is now chief popcorn in his chosen profession. We find Phyllis Hart working there also. Her job is one requiring great skill and many year's apprenticeship. She staples the bags shut Leaving the famous theater, we continue our tour. We stop in front of a beau- ty saloon, called 'Beady The Beautifier.' The establishment is owned by Shirley Beady. She is an expert at giving permanents. One of her m st famous creations is the Collie Coiffure. Going out West Park Drive, we see a large neon sign advertising Edingfield and Schwob. We go into the office and see wrecked car business is to get parts for his We then travel to Markle to see John name was Mae Wall. John is coach of the streak of thirty two games. When asked replied, 'Wheaties'. Max Schwob. The reason he is in the old Ford. Swales and his wife, whose naiden Markle Eagles who now have a winning what the secret of his success was, he While in Markle we came upon an undertaking establishment called Coles Mort- uary. We find none other than Richard Coles owner of it. He told us that business was really dead. Traveling south we came upon a town in which there is a circus. We stop to see the main event, which is a lion tamer preforming with her big cats. We were astounded to learn the lion tamer's name was Evelyn Biddle. We saw her do a special act in which she stuck her head God To Thee . in a lion's mouth end sang nNearer My In Kentucky we visit the Howard Schilling Plantation and are not Surprised to see him married to the former Sarah Sue Kriegbaum. He is a grower of fine tobacco which he sells to the Fago Tobacco Company. We decided to visit the gold vaults at Fort Knox. When we arrive there we find Fredrick Hauenstein is night-watchman. While we were talking to him we notice- ed large bulges in his pockets and his dinner bucket was so full of something we could hardly lift it. When we questioned him about this he fled in terror. We find John Heiney in Kentucky also. He is now a well known tobacco auctioneer. we asked him why he became a didn't have a good enough voice to become tobacco auctioneer and he replied, NI a hog caller so I took the next best job.' We decided to go to Madison Square Garden where there was going to be a uoman's wrestling match. One wrestler, called the Amazon, was going to wrestle Maggie the Mauler. We took ringside seats. When the contestants entered the ring, we were dumbfounded to see that the Amazon Assassination was Annabelle Swain. We asked her why she became a wrestler and she replied, 'an overdose of Hadacol did it'. While driving through the suburbs of New York, we see a large factory in which is made 'Crunch Crummy Corn Flakes,' our favorite cereal. We decide to visit the factory. We are flabergasted to learn that the owner of the factory is Charles Brumbaugh. His largest product is the large economical size box of Crunchy Crummy Corn Flakes. It holds two tons of the corn flakes and when empty it makes a very nice two-car garage. Going north toward New York, we tune in to one of our favorite radio pro- grams, 'The lonesome Ghoul', sponsored by the Hiccup Beer and Burppo Ale Company. The star of the program and the one for whom the program is named is Marilyn Jackson. When we arrive in New York we drive to the Metropolitan Opera House where we find Camilla 'Lily Pens' Huston and Donald Snider who, when hitting the high notes, sounds like Ezio stuck with a Pinza. They are accompanied by Paul 'Hot Lips' Clark, who sings bass. They are currently singing in the opera, 'le Vatory'. We visit Broadway and attend a musical. There is a line of chorus girls dan- cing on the stage and we are shocked to see one of them is Carol Brown. 19

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Cf as Qlfff I, Marilyn Jane Jackson, will my natural curly hair to Arlene Pressler. I, David Earl Merryman, will my lovely complexion to Richard Fullhart. I, Richard Dean Coles, will my ability to drive a car safely to Walter Call and Jim Edgington. I, Marilyn Smyser, will my collection of forged passes to Carolyn Wechsler. William Lamoine McNally, will my ability to fix motorbikes to Max Funderburg. will my Rudolph Valentino looks to Walter Holley. my position as Senor yell leader to Jane Wilson. my good study haoits to Robert Sailors. my 38 Chevy to Gene Smith. I also will my ability I, I, Frederic Bert Hauenstein, I, Sarah Sue Kreigbaum, will I, John William Swales, will I, Ronald Gene Ballard, will to drive carefully to Donald Kline. We, Phyllis Ann Hart and Mae Wall, will our ability to get along with all people to Sue Clark. I, John William Swales, will my ability to play football to John Leazier. I, Donald Porter Snider, will my ability to Skip School without getting caught to Bob Bruss. I, Ellen May Storey, will my ability to go with one man to Helen Tucker. I, Charles Donald Brumbaugh, Jr., will my ability to get along with most girls to Max Solloway. I, William Lamoine McNally, will my ability not to argue with girls to Lynn Jones. I, Helen Jean Sell, will my ability to keep blind-dates to Sue Crago. I, John Henry Heiney, will my health to Donald Crumpacker. I, Charles Donald Brumbaugh Jr. will my ability to keep out of trouble to Eldon Meitzler. I, Catherine Lash will my ability to skip classes to Joan Hoffman. I, Frederick Bert Hauenstein, will my shyness to Jim Alford. I, David Earl Merryman will my ability to be quiet to Jack Smith. Carol Jean Brown and Shirley Jean Beady, will our positions as imaginery monitors on the school bus to Rosemary Oden. I, Paul Herman Clark, will my ability to express my own pointed views in class to Roy Franz. I, Howard Schilling Jr., will my ability to be alert and attentive at all times to Alan Brown and Junior Cozad. I, Evelyn Biddle, will my quiet ways to Norene Richardson. I, James Ray Elston, will my ability to take Al Piedmont to town to Bob Rudy. I, Paul Herman Clark, will my 56 Ford to Richard Adams. We, Anne Swain and Camilla Huston, will our ability to skip school and get away with it, to Joan Gordon. I, Max Eugene Schwob will my position on the Varsity team to Larry Moser and Gene Callahan. We, K , Us if 2 t, . 18

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PROPHECY Q continued 9 We visit the Powers Model Agency and we are astonished to find Catherine lash employed there. She recently was photographed for a series of pictures advertis- ing the Acme Horse Harness Company. Leaving the agency, we walk down the boulevard until we happen to see an organ grinder standing on the corner. The tune coming forth from his music box is a cross between Sweet Adeline and Triger Rag. Since we belong to the American Federation for the Preservation and Appreciatio of Fine Music, we venture closer to offer our congradulations for sensational preformance and to drop e C-note in the monkey's cup. Then we discover that the organ grinder is James 'Bucky' Elston. He said his business is getting to be an old grind. We travel to the Oak Ridge National laboratory in Tennessee. David Earl Merryman is now a nuclear physicist. He is working on a super-atomic weapon and if it wasn't for a difficult equation which has him stumped, he would be able to build it. The only thing that stands between him and success is the equation I-5-4. Close to Brumbaugh's factory, there is a small laboratory from which a strange and exotic oder is escaping. After investigating the oder, we find they produce perfume there. After seeing the other Seniors of N510 we are not surprised to find Helen Sell working there. She is a perfume snuffer. Since she is an expert on per- fumes we asked her what she considered to be the best on the market. Whe replied, 'Evening in the Garlic Patch' is my choice because it has that certain aroma which no other perfume can have. We had always wanted to see what dog food was made of so we went to the Rivial Dog Food Company. We find Ellen Storey working there. His job is to sample the dog food to make sure it is fit for dogs to eat. When we are back in our custom built auto, we turn on our auto-television set to see our favorite TV show, 'The Perfect Marriagen or WHe Poisoned His Inlaws.n The characters around which the story is build are Billie McNalley and his wife, the former Beverly Ballard. By information we have picked up, we learn that Marilyn Smyser is in Borneo. We rent a Trans-World Airline plane to take us there. when we arrive there we are met by Marilyn. She tells us she is trying to convert all the monkeys into commu- nists, but they was able to scratch her left ear with her right foot. Arriving back in Huntington, we go directly to the Jefferson Sanitarium to recuperate from our horrible experience with the Seniors of W5lW. Q. - vgffsvi l -,Q x., 1:.:..,1i, ia., , -1 W fQAQgHaMg,:1,v, ,5 1,i :X mig 'YET fm,,W V Q Mus 4-.A . , . . f ,V ,. ., .lx . WmiYwb .... -v.Mk4? sfQM 5-E ' ,.., 5'5 -SW i- --'L , , ,1 ,'.t.f'f.,?g.' .. ,. ,V - if '- NSR- - Q ,- .f 9 I . xi, . . , I, NJ 1 x,., , k A , gs ,Q A Q... 4. as ' 7 .-ffm .if , f' f 1 e -'-'-' :F :A ' 5 -al an fm' Q re? - rl - + as 5 Q 2 ff- Y, BJ. ,V 1 , '1 4: 4 113 1 Ah., H Q 4f', 1 vi, if 'ff , A-S3 ff'-eI',7x 5' - 1 -:ww 20