Humboldt High School - Life Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 100 of the 1932 volume:

-1 mm . ff QI 25 u 'li'- dem S 4 DEDICATION Q 0 To tlwe class ol 1932, about to test its prowess in a new worlcl, ancl to lVliss Alma Foerster, its loyal Friend and adviser, tlwis issue ol l-lumooldt Lile is declicatecl. WW S A -1- --------------------------- -1- Pre-View OY and sorrow, humor and tragedy, are in the pages of this Annual. The joy is in the memories it contains of our school years, and the sorrow in that it signifies the closing of a glorious high school life. Many contributors in this number are newcomers to Humboldt Life. Theres Clarence Cordes, Junior, whose ancestors came from Mexico. A friend of art and outdoors is Mary Jones, who con- tributes a poem. John Wentz, who intends to retire at thirty-five, plans to go to the University of Minnesota. Charles Phelps, author of My Secret Passion, confesses also to a preference for brunettes. Fisherman now and chemical engineer to be, Harold Roussopoulos likes operating the stage lights the best of all his jobs at Humboldt. He says he will never forget how Torn Klingel strapped his lines to his wrist in Princess Ting-a-Ling. Says Clara Fromovitch, I shall be a math teacherl Muriel Jenne, a poet who plans to go to business college, declares she hates cats, but likes dogs. In preparing those features which are traditional with our senior number, every member of the journalism class took part. Earl Kirmser, of course, as editor directed the preparing of copy and the proof reading. Specific tasks covered by students were the following: Gale Crom and Edna Franzmeier, School Diary: Lucille Wettengel and D. J. Hjortsberg, faculty: Lucille Maurer, sophomore class: Edith Farnham, clubs: Alyce Laurie, junior class: Fannie Kenig, musicg Grace Dosh, Allen Van, and Arnie Reiman, athletics: Mabel O'Don- nell, alumni: Felicia Walther, Anne Busch, and Roland Kees, limer- icksg Ruth Hart, Melvin Engelbretsen, Marie Eiden, and Fred Lovell, aft. Others who assisted with this number were Mary Smith, Helen Hammond. and Dale Sampson. Ads were solicited by over twenty students led by Bennie Rutman. IMPORTANT ITEM: Mention Humboldt Life when you call on our advertisers. 111.11111111i,...-11..1.,1,.,1g,q-.1111......1 HUMBOLDT LIFE Published Ogarterly by the Students of Humboldt High School, St. Paul, Minn. Vol. IX - NO. 4 JUNE, l932 St. Paul, Minn. CUNTENTS Dedication ..,.....b,A..,.....bb...d.,.,.M.b.b.,....,.b,., l Pre-View ,..,,b..,..b,,.,.,.bb.-..b,.,...bd..b.,,.,b.,b,. 2 Humboldt Review D ,.,., DDDD .,,. D ..,...b,,,...f,...b.,,, DDD 4 Fools' Rush DDDD ..A.,.,b,,..wb,,...,.,...,,..,.,.,.., D ,.,. 5 Anticipating a Catch ...A..,Ab,,.,,n..,n.. D .bbbb..,..,....,,, 6 A Lone Dahlia A..,.b.,,..bb,,f,. D ,.,...,,.,...b....bb,.b,b 6 As We Like It Y,,..b...,b,b,....,..fb. D .,b....,..n,.....,. 7 Robin Redbreast .bb,.b.. D ,..-b. D DDDD ,b.. D .d.n...,.,...... 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Price one dollar a year: twenty-five cents per copy for first three iss and fifty cents for last or Senior Issue. Al SCM!!! mmm: 'lffmsww the ues. jlfwii OI nrcfj W' x ff f 'P 6? 49' lm-21 INPINN DHY V F E V fffffi .. fi' 'Q E1 .9 A K X AQ: y- f 'N'W'VN ART mpg mnjnj EBAL jfmvn rm IFWFHLI t e 'ff V' Qliinp cvmcnmuonmr a...-ff --' BHS A -.': PIWE H H -liif 2 Af.:, 6 Lr -A,q:q:, A' 'b::VAf2 -'-'-'1,:.,,,1A:A, . 1-l:1: WH gy Iiziii .:::::::::'A:: FMF luulbb llglgg 5 Viiif A , 5 J. Zl. ,.,.,. ' I. .4::EV. AVIEZE 5 V ' ' I biizzzli I 4:::'.::EE:: EZEZZIZ PIVD zig i I r 'A H 6 ,.,::,1.1.4:1:f: Q :,:: .,.,A.A as b .4 Fools' Rush By JoHN WENTZ 0' AY, 1et's can the chatter: some- body might hear us. Can't be too careful, you know. Zavoli and Sokel were talking over last night's bump-off, the daring murder of a prominent gang leader who had literally ruled the city. Zavoli had been the chief executor in the bloody deed, skillfully manipulating the machine gun against the helpless and unguarded victim. No one had witnessed the crime closely, and the big, black sedan had soon lost itself from pursuers in the dense traffic of the down- town. And now the two companions, drunk with their success, had not been able to resist the temptation to come out of their hole to enjoy the warm, summer evening. Not long after they had seated them- selves on a park bench, an old man shuf- fled noiselessly up the path and sat down on a bush-screened bench almost directly behind them. Zavoli and Sokel kept on talking, soothing their consciences by tell- ing each other that their victim had killed many in his time, too, while the old man quietly read his tattered third-hand news- paper. The old gentleman sat there, un- seen, during most of their conversation, but some little noise he made with his feet finally brought Zavoli to his senses, and he jumped up and went around the bench to the old man. Listen, began Zavoli, 'Awe know what you heard, and we ain't got time to fool with you: so make up your mind. Take this money and shut up, or else-. And he patted his bulging coat pocket sig- nificantly. The man looked bewildered, sputtered something about leaving, and tried to rise, but they pushed him to his seat. UTake it or leave it. 'AGentlemen, really. I can't-. A'Don't flatter us, growled Zavoli, pok- ing his gun into the man's ribs. Take it or leave it. Be careful with that gun, the man pleaded. 'AReally, I don't know what it's all about. UNO? Zavoli's tone was hard, merci- less. What was you sittin' there for if you didn't want to hear what we said? Let me explain, please. Give it to him, advised Sokel. It makes me nervous to wait around: some- body might come by. HO. K. He asked for it. Zavoli's automatic spoke twice, three, four times, and was about to speak a fifth when a squad car pulled slowly around the corner and then swung suddenly to the curb. The two men fled, with the sur- prised police in full pursuit. Caught finally, Zavoli confessed under high pressure to the murder of the old man. I-Ie told his story to the police: -and so when I seen him sittin' there, hearing every word we said, I ofered him plenty to keep still, but the old fool just shook his head kinda foolish, calls us 'gentlemen' and other names, and says no, he really can't somethin' or other, so I had to shoot him. Then your dam' squad car rolls peaceful like around the corner. Yeah, Kinda tough about the old gent though. UAW, he practically asked for it. I-Ie'd 'a died in a few years anyway. 'ASure, I know. But I meankhe was stone deaf. Page F ive Anticipating a Catch BY HAROLD ROUSSOPOULOS OT long ago I went trout fishing with a friend of mine. When we reached the stream where we were to fish my friend leisurely proceeded to put his rod together, at the same time watching the water to see what kind of in- sects the trout were taking. He saw a yellow fly light on the water, and instantly a trout snapped it up. Selecting from his generous collection, a fly resembling the one that lit on the water, he started fishing. On the third cast he placed the fly in the ripple made by a large rock in the mid- dle of the stream. The fly settled on the water in a life-like manner and started fioating down stream. Suddenly there was a rosette of circles on the surface of the water, and the fly disappeared in the very center of it, gobbled down by a big fish. It was a game fish and put up a strong fight. It tried every trick, from leaping in the air and shaking, to winding the line around tree roots and rocks, but to no avail. With every rush of the fish and every whir of the reel, my heart rose to my throat. The quick wrist and limber rod of my friend soon proved too much for the fish, however, and it was brought to the net. It was a two-pound charr. Speaking of charrs, I would like to try to correct a common error. The fish most sought after in America is the fish com- monly called the 'fBrook Trout. To call this fish a trout is an error. It is a charr. It is the only charr in America. The difference between a trout and a charr is in the arrangement of the teeth. The charr has no teeth in the upper part of the mouth, while the trout has teeth in both the upper and lower parts. This one dif- ference is the main point of distinction. My only reason for mentioning the dif- ference between the trout and the charr is that many American sportsmen who do not know the difference, after reading re- ports and stories of the English charrs, bemoan the fact that there are none in our streams. .We have plenty, only they do not know it. Little finny warrior of the streams, may God give you and your progeny the strength and the cunning to live and pros- per forever! A Lone Dahlia ln our garden bare stands a dahlia Majestically lifting its face To the stars. ' From amid the roots and leaves, Shines the gorgeous red which it displays- The one bright spot, In a garden Of musty brown and grays. Soon it will freezeg 'Twill lower its head and sink slowly away To sleep. At the foot of the towering trees. Page Six Juliet Stiefel. As We Like It fThe After-effects of Reading Lamb's Roast Pig Q Un Potato Soup HE French may have their bouillon and consornme, But neither of these soups, though their names are imposing, has the rare distinction of potato soup, as anyone who knows his Greek history will tell you. Potato soup is not a soup of shallow background. Its high descent is apparent at one's first acquaintance with its smooth, slightly onionized texture. Nor am I the first notable to acclaim its virtues. Plato's Greek History will bear me out in my opinion. Demosthenes' pre- vious public speeches were almost obscured one afternoon in the Roman Forum when he gave his imrnortal Discourse on Po- tato Soup. Included in the work of Homer are The Iliad and The Odyssey, but his Essay on Potato Soup, the opening sen- tence of which begins, as you know, Tell of Potato Soup, O Muse, overshadows his other efforts. No other soup has such an authentic and distinguished background. While we can not declare surely its exact origin, we do know that Eve, when she and Adam were forced to desert the Garden of Eden, carried in her fig leaves the precious po- tato soup recipe. Now, in its making, do not insult its illustrious immortality by adding to it chopped parsley. No other vegetable but fresh, young onion, direct from the gar- den, will give its smooth texture the fill? flavor its background warrants. The potatoes themselves must be young and delicate-the kind known as New Potatoes. These innocent, young sprouts must be thoroughly mashed and lubricated with rich, fresh cream. The consumer of this priceless dish should be allowed to dash in the salt and pepper himself so that the taste of the soup will not be impaired by too much, or possibly too little spice. And now for a little toast to the most delightful of modern foods-a rhyme com- posed by Shakespeare in one of his strong- er moments. l'Potato Soup, thou aromatic thing! Thou temptor of palates, of thee I sing! Jean Horton. l,,li. - My Passion LIVES are my secret passion. I had to eat seven before I liked them, but every seven eaten since has increased my lust for them, Cake, pie, candy, and fruits of all sorts are pleasant, but olives make me happier than any of these. I call them my secret passion because when I'm alone I enjoy them most. I cannot say whether it's the olive itself or the suck- ing of the stone which is the best. Though olives cannot be enjoyed in company, yet that's where I usually get them. In public, I must confine my ap- petite to one, two, three, or possible four, and that's not enough for me. How much candy I eat is unnoticed because there is no evidence, but with olives there are al- ways the telltale pits trimming the edge of my plate. Moreover, I must take them in my fingers daintily, nibble a small piece, and be altogether too mannerly to satisfy my gigantic taste. Olives are best when I can take two or three and shove them in my mouth at the same time, thus I get the full benefit of this delicious viand. I like to sit on a chair with a bottle of olives in front of me, wait till my mouth waters so much I can taste them, and then eat of the fruit until some one of my shocked parents spies me, Finally, olives are best in their original form, not stuffed or tampered with. If olives are stuffed, they are not olives but stuffing. As for the taste of olives it is in- describable, elusive-the cause of my secret passion. Charles E. Phelps. Page Seven I-IUMBOLDT LIFE The Love Apple RIGINALLY a native of Peru, the tomato was brought to America a long time ago, and for many years was used for ornamental purposes. People called it the Love Apple. In 1800, some- one--may he be more widely honored than the Unknown Soldier-discovered that the Love Apple was good to eat, and this Unknown Discoverer left to posterity an unexcelled treasure. The tomato-a much more appropriate name for a food than Love Apple, because no one can live on love-has strange fam-- ily connections. Who would ever guess that dirty brown tobacco leaves come from a plant closely allied to our rosy friend? The lowly white potato, also a native of Peru, is a relative. And likewise the glori- ous purple eggplant,-Nature is wise, she hides pleasant-tasting things like walnuts under drab coverings, and deceives men by clothing such as lowly food as the eggplant in royal robes. Smooth, light, creamy-white flour fthe chief ingredient of the staff of lifej stirred with fresh, sweet, rich lacteal fluid, beaten with that most wonderful of foods-an egg! What could make a better dressing to enhance the spicy savor of the tomato. When this red globe is cut into thin slices, dipped in the mixture of flour, egg, and milk, well-seasoned, and fried to a delicate brown, was ever ambrosia more pleasing to the gods of Greece than this? Could Jupiter himself have known the delight of fried tomatoes, he would surely have es- tablished it as the chief food on Mount Olympus. Crisp skin, browned shell, and underneath, flavor that tickles the palates of kings! In salads or stewed, in soups or as cocktails, tomatoes have a special flavor that appeals to me as nothing else can. But give me fried tomatoes and I shall scorn all lowlier food. Sarah Ball. Page Eight On Apple Pie OT apple pie-about two inches deep, covered with a flaky, crispy crust that melts in your mouth! Some sprinkle sugar on the topQsome cinnamon -some cheese, but none forget the nut- meg. Doesn't that make you hungry? Apple pie is the American man's favor- ite dessert. It tops off all church suppers, and completes every good steak dinner. In the country it is even served for breakfast, Show me any other dessert so nationally liked. Show me another dessert that tastes so good after a chicken dinner. Now, I'm no chef. I couldn't even be- gin to tell anyone how to make it or say why my grandmother's creations are so good. I can just tell you what it looks like and attempt to explain what the aroma of freshly baked apple pie always arouses in me. The pie itself is about ten inches in diameter and from one to two inches deep. Around the edge the crust is pinched care- fully by dexterous fingers to hold in all the juice and flavor. On the top crust is a flower design cut in to keep the crust from rising. Beneath this embroidered blanket lie the sliced apples tucked in with a cover of sugar, butter, and cinnamon, That is all. It is then put into a hot oven and baked until a delicate brown. When baked-what a world! John Kesting. - HHot Dawg OW does that quotation end that begins Oh, what is so rare as- ? I can't recall it now, but the author of it goes on to say that there is nothing so fine as a hot dog reclining between steam- ing hot buns overflowing with fragrant onions and dripping with luscious yellow mustard. Quite right. Who doesn't love to sink his molars into such a tender del- icacy? What if the mustard does spot HUMBOLDT LIFE your lavender tie? What if the onions do give you an Uunforgivable social fault for a few hours? Would a hot dog be complete without them? Does the clerk ask, With or without? with any doubt in his mind as to what will be your answer? No. Again I say no. Not that he cares if you take it or not! I-Ie gets his nickel anyway. But it's part of his job. I always watch the clerk, though, to see that he puts on a sufficient quantity of everything he has from onion to tomato sauce. Is there anything so popular as a hot dog? Candy bars come and candy bars go, but hot dogs stay forever. Some bars are good: some bars are bad: some appeal: some don't appeal. But just try to name the time when hot dogs don't taste good! What do you long for, after an outing on the beach? What do you love to eat during a roller-coaster ride? At a ball game? Ice cream will pass, but a cone can't be clutched conclusively at a thrilling moment. Candy bars are good, but they get mushy with the heat, and ooze when you bite them. A hot dog stands all abuse. You may clutch it tight while the sun beats down with full strength. But the hot dog, and the onion smell, remain in- tact, unharmed by the wear and tear in- Hicted by its thoughtless owner. It tastes, and the onion smells, just as it did when you bought it. Therefore, I say, crunch a candy bar: lick a cone. But when you're really hun- gry, pass them by: scorn the candy, ice cream, peanuts, and all their relations, and look for the hot dawg stand. John Wentz. Robin Redbreast I saw a little bird That looked so sweet: I-Ie hopped along the grassy path Beneath my feet. Do you know the name of him? I wonder, can you guess? I-Ie is the queerest little bird, Robin redbreast. A long ways OH In the meadows one day, I saw him jump and And he was at play, run, Snatching at angle worms And crickets in the grass: So I said, Good morning, And went on past, MARY JoNEs. Page Nine Sixteen By ELVIRA LESZINSKI CHARACTERS Nance, the daughter. Jonathan De Vor, the father. David, the Question Mark. David, last name, Van Dyne. SETTING: As the curtain parts, the living room in the home of a prominent political leader is shown. Good taste is revealed in every detail. It is about 8:30 in the evening, and a fireplace at the left lights the room. An easy chair faces the fire. with an end table near it, containing books of well- known authors. A cogswell chair is in one corner and behind it is a lamp. A small table is in the rear of the room, and on it are a telephone, a bright colored scarf, and gloves. Through a window to the side of this table one can see a bright winter moon, clouded a little by flaky, falling snow. At the right back is a staircase leading upstairs. The scene opens with Jonathan, grave-faced, sitting in the chair by the fireplace smoking a' pipe. All is quiet, until Nance comes in, From the expressions of both father and daughter, an argument is about to be resumed. NANCE-Dad, it's so silly, your wanting me to bring in every fellow I meet, so that you can quiz him. It's ridiculous! JONATHAN-I'm sorry. Nance, but that's just what I want you to do. You're young. and I'm afraid not a very good judge of people. NANCE--You'd think I was infant in arms! JONATHAN-There's no use arguing with me, Nance. I mean what I say. NANCE-Won't I be the laughing stock of the crowd? Nance has to bring her boy friends home to her dad, so he can put his O. K. on theml JONATHAN-Does it mean more to you what your crowd thinks than what I want, Nance? fNance puts her arms around her dad and hugs him affectionatelyj NANCE--Of course not, dad? You know I think more of you than the whole world rolled up in one. Why, I'd give them up in a minute for you: but, old Topper, can't you put your third degree off for tonight, please? JONATHAN-Why tonight? NANCE-Well-I met a fellow the other night at the Prison Cafe. He's different from the rest of the boys I've known-he's older and I'm sure he'd feel offended if I told him, Trot up, old fellow, and get your O. K. from the honorable father. JONATHAN-I don't see why he should object any more than the other fellows would. NANCE-It would hurt him terribly to think that some one mistreated him, He's hurt so easily. JONATHAN--He told you that? , NANCE-Yes, he's told me a lot about himself. His people don't understand him, but I do. JONATHAN-What don't they understand about him? Page Ten NANCE-Well-his art. He wants to paint, but his dad wants him to go into the steel business. His dad is the owner of the Van Dyne Corporation of Pittsburgh. Oh yes--he wants to paint me. Whoever thought that I'd be an artist's model! JONATHAN--I-Ie hasn't painted you yet? NANCE-But he will. He promised. JONATHAN-What did you say his name was? NANCE-David. David Van Dyne, Jr. Quite an artistic name, don't you think? JONATHAN-Where is he from? NANCE--From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. JONATHAN-And his father is a steel man? NANCE-Yes, but what makes you so inquisi- tive? Oh, I know. You're trying the third de- gree on me. Dad, are you going to grant me the favor-just for tonight? JONATHAN-Yes, I think I will. I have some- thing important to do. NANCE-You darling! CHorn is heara'.j Oh, there he is now. 'Bye. I'm going for a little ride. Be back early. JONATHAN Cmuses to himselfJ-Pittsburgh-- Steel Magnate-Let me see. I think I'll use the telephone. CAt telephonej-Information. CPauseJ -Van Dyne's residence, Pittsburgh. QAnother pausel -John Van Dyne? No, David Van Dyne, Sr. This is Jonathan. I would like to know if your son4 QAt this moment the curtain is drawnj . My SCENE II CThe second scene opens with Nance and David standing in the doorway.j DAVID-Goodnight. I'm very glad you came. I don't know what I would have done tonight if you hadn't gone for a ride with me. NANCE-Oh, I was only too glad to go. Thanks for asking me and thanks again for the lovely lunch. Goodnighti DAVID-I'll see you again tomorrow, won't I? Oh, by the way, you didn't tell your dad anything about me, did you? I-I mean about my dad being a steel magnate? NANCE Csurpri'sedj-Why yes, of course. He asked me who I was going out with. In fact, he wanted to see you after I told him who you were. DAVID fchokingy--Ohl NANCE--Was there anything wrong with that? DAVID-No, of course not. I just happened to remember that I can't see you tomorrow Funny how it slipped my mind before. NANCE-Why, David, what's wrong? DAVID-I got a letter today. I didn't want to spoil your good time, so I didn't tell you until now. I must go away for a few days. Well- goodbye. NANCE-Goodbye, David. fVoice is heard from up stairsD HUMBOLDT LIFE JONATHAN-Is that you, Nance? NANCE-Yes, father. Goodbye, David. Wait! Oh-goodbye. CML De Vor comes down the stairs. His face expresses complete satisfactionj JONATHAN-Did you have a nice time? NANCE Cmumbling to hez'selfDfYes, we had a nice ride. JONATHAN-Fine fellow, David is. NANCE Cshe looks up in surprisej-I-low do you know? JONATHAN-Quite an artist. NANCE-What? JONATHAN-I said he is quite an artist. Like- able fellow, isn't he? NANCE-But dad, I thought- JONATHAN-That I didn't know David Van Dyne. NANCE-Yes. JONATHAN-Hmmmmm. NANCE-When did you meet him? JONATHAN-Meet him?-Oh, I almost forgot. There is someone here I want you to meet. Oh, David. CVoice off stagej-Coming. CA young man enters the roomj JONATHAN-Nance, this is David Van Dyne, Jr. NANCF-What? DAVID-Can't you even say I-Iello? NANCE-But, I don't understand. JONATHAN-Of course, you don't. When you came and told me that you were going out with a David Van Dyne, son of a steel magnate, I knew there was something wrong. I talked to Mr. Van Dyne this morning and he told me his son would be home this afternoon. The reason I had you come here, David. was to get the two of you to- gether. .Something must have scared the young man away, Nance. Did you say anything to makc him leave in such a hurry? NANCE-Only that I had told you who he was. JONATHAN-No wonder. CURTAIN ,l Achievement Do you often sit and wonder Why some heroes rise to fame, And wish that you were able To merit such acclaim? Do you often sit and wonder Why you cannot make the grade And become a national hero, And to you have homage paid? Don't say that you're unlucky, For this is far from true. Just use all the equipment That God has given you. Two eyes, two legs, two hands, two eyes, A brain you can employ. That's all your favorite hero had When he was just a boy. Abe Lincoln was a country lad, Who couldn't go to school, But by using his equipment. He achieved the highest goal. Teddy Roosevelt was a sickly lad Who fought his way to health, And continued on in manhood And achieved both fame and wealth. Lindbergh was just like you and me When he first started in But he did not fret at troubles: I-Ie took them with a grin. I-Ie became a national hero By using brain and eye And the wrote the word, Achievement Across the broad blue sky. You, too, can triumph over all If you have the will and grit, The fighting spirit that they had That would not let them quit. IVIURIEL JENNE. Page Eleven Of Sundry Things CWherein heart secrets are revealedj On Getting Up ETTING out of bed every morning is one of the hardest jobs I have. If my mother doesn't wake me, there is an educated woodpecker that seems to de- light in pecking a hole in the telephone pole opposite my window. This bothers me so that I get up immediately, but oh, how I would like to get hold of his neck. This woodpecker method works in sum- mer, but in winter I must turn to my mother to get me out, When I hear the call, Get-up, I get a pain in the neck, and I begin rubbing my eyes. I answer, Yep, and then I fall to sleep again to catch that last-minute rest. xi If-1-Q? Q Y' ,I RISE. ARISE. I ,' ?fiIifil1,5w if ml I I A 4 ff ' I' if as 5- --I .,,,, is I iw W 2 f ' f , , W-791 W0 Z! Z J..-V , , 5 gt, T 2- I .L -' -. ' -QQ lg fnggul i A11 educated woodpecker. About ten minutes later my mother calls again, Aren't you up yet? I an- swer her with another, 'AYep, and then stamp one foot on the floor so as to fool her. I again fall back to sleep. The next time I'm called, I hear the cuckoo clock strike eight: I jump up and I feel a little dizzy. I hurriedly dress, rush downstairs, and wonder why somebody doesn't call me earlier. To make things worse a cousin living with us thinks she has the privilege of staying in the bathroom for hours. Page Twelve But of all the mornings of the year, the ones where none of this happens is when we have an early start planned for a lish- ing trip. Then it is no trick at all to get up even at two or three o'clock. On Saturday morning, when I like to sleep till noon, my mother comes upstairs and gets me out early because she says it's cleaning day and she can't have anyone lying around in bed. So after being pestered I decide to get up and clean the rugs, meanwhile making up my mind that if I wish to sleep till noon I'll have to go to some desolate place a long distance from the city and my home, Clarence Cordes. From Out of Nowhere T was report-card day. You would think that after seeing so many such days their novelty would have worn off, but for some unaccountable reason I could still feel the pleasant thrill of anticipation which this day always brought to me. The study-hall was astir with a faint buzz as I got up to return a borrowed knife. Since Mr. Billing was on the op- posite side of the room, I did not trouble to secure permission. I returned the knife. As I was walking up the aisle to my own seat, one of the girls stopped me to ask about my marks. I gave her the desired information and started on. Again some- one questioned me. I turned my head to answer, when-out of nowhere-a hand grabbed my arm. I was so taken by surprise that for a moment I couldn't think. When I finally came to, I realized that it was Mr. Billing. I had never seen him so angry, He gave me a piece of his mind, and I certainly prolited by it. After what seemed an age HUMBOLDT LIFE to me, he released my arm and stepped aside so I could get to my seat. Somewhere I could feel the effects of the grip, but that was not nearly so bad as the sudden, uncomfortable heat which seemed to pervade the room. Clara Fromouitch. On Cutting VVYISIIOIII Teeth HEN I was a child, I always regard- ed people who were cutting wisdom teeth with deep awe, I thought that it was a sign of being grown-up. I longed for the day when I could say, 'AI didn't have much sleep last night: I'm cutting a wisdom tooth. The time came. I cut my upper tooth without dilliculty, but my lower tooth hurt terribly. I was very irritable. My family felt sorrier for themselves than they did for me. After my family had suffered for about a week, they decided to send me to the dentist. I went. He told me that my wisdom teeth were different from others. Of course, I had a proud feeling at that. Even when I had pains, I was anxious to be different. The dentist told me that I had to have my two wisdom teeth extracted. He said that my lower tooth had not enough room to come out. My family almost died of surprise. They couldn't understand why a tooth couldn't come out in a monstrous mouth like mine. The upper tooth had to be pulled to prevent it from growing all the way down. I had my teeth extracted-or should I say pulled? Pulled seems a much bet- ter word. It suggests torture. My sensation while I was having my teeth pulled was peculiar. I felt as though the dentist were breaking my jaw. He is a rather small man, but he became a mon- ster to me. I wondered whether I should faint. I decided not to, for I thought I would still feel that horrible digging. Be- sides I never had fainted, and I didn't quite know how to go about it. Though the days after the extraction were unpleasant, I rather enjoyed them. My -lk -03 .if if J Il f ,fh 2 I ' family was just a little worried and paid more attention to me than usual. For several days, I wouldn't eat, a nd I wouldn't talk. That was extraordinary. It didn't last very long, however, I soon was myself again. - Now that it is over, I feel just as proud of my extracted wisdom teeth as the neigh- bor lady does of her four operations. I'm looking forward with dread to the time when I will have to have all my teeth pulled: but, still, I think I'll enjoy taking out my plate and showing it to my nieces and nephews. Felicia Walther, George is ax boy who can fightg He tries to lead with an rightg But when theylre close in He leads with his ching And then he wakes up the next night. JAMES MAUER. Page Thirteen HUMBOLDT LIFE NGreen Pasturesw HE Green Pastures, Marc Connel- ly's play which was taken from Roark Bradford's book, Ol' Man Adam an' His Chillun', is a play Which will live in the memory of those who saw the production a short time ago. The opening scene of Green Pastures' is a little negro church in the deep South. A class of pickaninnies are listening to Mr. Deshee, the unlettered Sunday school su- perintendent, telling about the sacred his- tory as it is disclosed in Genesis-and as he understands it. The impression cre- ated upon the immature minds of the pick- aninnies is reflected in the seventeen suc- ceeding scenes. The audience is suddenly transported to heaven in the period before the creation of the World. It is a negro heaven, and the angels are having a fish fry. Following this are several presentations of the sacred history from its dawn to the crucifixion, with a glimpse at Jerusalem in the midst of s destruction at the hands of the Romans. All this is enacted by negro performers, interpreting characters ranging from Adam and Eve, Noah and Moses, to the defender of the holy city. The large amount of humor in the presentation is supplied in the dialogue, the interpretation of these Qld Testament Tales, and even in the cos- tumes. Gang way for de Lawd, calls Gabriel, who is proud of God and his ten cent Hseegarsf' The Lord, portrayed by Richard Harri- son, dominated every scene with his au- thority and dignity. The rest of the large cast also played their parts with excel- lence: each had the energy of a first per- formance instead of one in the second thousand. The music of the heavenly choir is alone worth going to hear. I think this play is one of the finest that America has to its credit. George Pouey. Light Thing of beauty, Symbolic of the soul, Guardian of the lonely, Solace to the old: Keeper of the altar, Watcher of the dead, Time's only ally, Marker of the tread: Upholder of the universe, Torch of inspiration, Living shaft of loveliness, God's supreme creation! MELVIN ROBINS. Page Fourteen HUMBOLDT LIFE The Sun I am gigantic in the sky My golden pennants streaming: About me planets whirl and fly, And stars are ever gleaming. I light and blaze and ever pull Amid cold space all cheerlessl I'll pull my worlds till time take Of my own shining clearness. I penetrate the silent chill To reach each morning earthward: I blaze and pass o'er wooded hill Whose forest holds the song bird. Still on I race by Amazon, By hungry fires which ravage: Past tropic woods I hurry on By beasts there, starved and savage I see them one and all, and speed Amid deep dark, hibernal. As years come on and years recede And I remain eternal. s tol v RoLAND KEES. ' On Lemon Pie OW it is commonly known through- out the American countries that a pie is a well beloved dessert. In fact, to many it is an entire meal. I am one who holds the latter opinion. Of the many different pies, however, I choose the lemon. If you ask why, your profound answer will be that I like it better. When I was still a small child, my mother taught me the evil of selfishness. Therefore I shall divulge a secret. I shall give you my recipe for lemon pie. First take twenty eggs-no more, no less. Break them one at a time without allowing more than half of the yolk to escape. Put them in a bowl or pan fif you have neither, use your father's old derbyj. Next take four cups of sugar and mix with the eggs. Taste to see whether it is sweet enough. If not, put in four more cups of sugar and a glass of syrup. This will help to take away the sour taste of the dozen lemons which are to follow. Next we come to the flour. This is an article which Americans use prodigally be- cause it raises the dough. Put in a pinch, if you get no reply, try one more pinch, When you have all these articles to- gether, beat them until you get tired. Get someone to place the mixture in the stove and you can rest while it bakes. If you should fall asleep, take it out immediately after you awake. If not, take it out at the end of two hours, twenty-five minutes, a n d twelve seconds, Central Standard Time. Now, boys, you can all surprise your mothers and your Sweethearts by bringing them one of your own baked pies. Leon Price. Page Fifteen HUMBOLDT LIFE The Senior Record HREE hundred strong, the present senior class entered Humboldt a few years ago. Fired with the ambition to score a record-smashing success, it chose William Schlukebier president, Robert Ed- meyer secretary, and Loretta McAndrews, treasurer. These students piloted the new class through its Hrst year. The second year Vv'illiam Schlukebier, president: Norman Purves, vice-president, Louise Pribyl, secretary, and George Po- vey, treasurer, were at the helm as the class joined in welcoming the new sophomores. The coming Junior-Senior ball, aroused the necessity to look for funds to finance the great event. As a result, the Juniors sponsored a show at the Mohawk Theater and sold candy at the play Adam and Eva, the operetta, and the athletic circus. Mary Shillock, Phyllis Swanson, Elvira Leszin- ski, and Muriel Jenne had charge of these candy sales. Committee chairmen for the ball were Mary Louise Johnson, Hazel Horsnell, Muriel Jenne, Eleanor Kesting, Phyllis Swanson, and Richard Kutscher. The following term in all its glory, the class came back to Humboldt and made Norman Purves president, Louis Haggen- miller vice-president, Earl Kirmser secre- tary, and Frank Knodle treasurer. As lofty and important seniors, the class presented to Mr. Wauchope a petition, drawn up by a committee headed by Mel- vin Robins. It was so favorably consid- ered that the class of 1932 was excused from examinations in those subjects in which no E was attained. The Senior Day, planned for by a pro- gram committee of Muriel Jenne, William Jordan, George Povey, Charles Phelps, Mary Shillock, Phyllis Swanson, Gale Crom, Elvira Leszinski, a n d Eugenia O'Rourke, was a great success. And now-graduation! On Being a U EE, don't the new sophies look green? I flashed a look of indignation toward. the sophisticated senior, How did she dare say such things when I had already reached the ripe age of fifteen? On second thought, she wasn't so bad, and maybe she didn't mean me. Besides, wasn't I on my way to the Orientation assembly for the welcoming of the new sophomores? Then I met a wise junior whose ac- quaintance I had made during the first week. A'Come on and sit with me, she said with the look of a benefactor. When we entered the assembly hall and sat down, I asked timidly, What are the B's on the curtain for? A'They are not B's, she grinned, that's Page Sixteen Sophomore just a fancy way of writing H's. First, Allen Carnes told us how glad he was to see us and that he hoped we would carry out the traditions of dear old Humboldt. Then came Bernard Fletcher pacing the stage and telling us wc were welcome and if we were good, we would some day be juniors and then seniors. It seemed that the school was receiving me with open arms, and each remark went straight to my heart. There seemed to be no one in the room but me, and it was I alone to whom they were speaking. With a determined look on my face, I went out into the corridor after the as- sembly. I wanted to do things for Hum- boldt. What things? I didn't know- just things. Frances Erling. HUMBOLDT LIFE To Miss Foerster OU have been our leader, guiding us through our high school years 52, with tact and understanding rather than noisy authorityg you have been a Wise counsellor and a sympathetic friend. With all our hearts, Miss Foerstcr, we thank you. Page Sem-nite n HUMBOLDT LIFE I I I 1 O OR ROLL I Q EARL KIRMSER - - Valedictorian Q SARAH BALL ----- Salutatoricm Q BEN HELLER F DOROTHY HJORTSBERC i PELICIA WALTHER f BENNIE RUTMAN F MARY LOUISE JOHNSON l LOUISE PRIBYL Q ELIZABETH KESTING I JOHN WENTZ I ELEANOR KESTING I ANN BUSCH I PRED BUSCH I HERBERT FARHO I ROBERT EDMEYER I ANN KATZOVITZ I JULIET STIEFEL I JEAN HORTON I CATHERINE MCDONALD I JAMES DUDLEY I HELEN ROSENBERGER Q SHERMAN MARRINSON Q PAULINE PASTER Q ADRIAN REHPOHL Q EDNA FRANZMEIER T ALICE MILLER i FRANCES ERLING T MURIEL JENNE i HENRY ROSENBLATT Q ELLA DEHRER Q T HELMA MORTENSON : BESSIE RUTMAN Q LUCILLE WETTENGEL A JACK KOTLAR I i FISCHEL SCHEIN f EILEEN GROSMARK T GORDON ROTH i ANNA MAE ALBERTS I I I q.-.....-....-...-..- - - .-.- - ---- - - - - - -- - - - - Page E igh teen HUMBOLDT LIFE LILLIAN ABRAMOVICH .........,....,,.. W --,. LiI Girls' Glee Club. Lillian is so very charming, At the hospital she was alarming: At her beck and her call Ran the men, one and all: They found her completely disarming. VICTORIA ABLAN ..,.,.o,...nk,,,,,,....,r, Vic Theta Sigma Gamma: Office Force: Art Club: Life Staff: Life Aqent: Advertising Club: Minstrel Show. Victoria surely can draw: Her sketches have never a flaw: When asked how she did it, She said, In a minute. No wonder she fills us with awe. GEORGINE BADE -LW ,,,,.,........ ,- ..k,,,, Georgie Pep Club: Life Staff: Assemblies. Georgine, though meek as a lamb, Says she wants to work with a slam: She would roar with rage, And a rod engage: Of course, she'll become a school ma'am. SARAH CAROLYN BALL Ln., L....,,,L,..L ,,,, SgIIy History Club: Latin Club: Girl Reserves: Glee Clubg Music Contest: Purple ToLvers : Princess Ting-Ah-Ling. A night hawk is Miss Sarah Ball: She starts going strong at night fall: She irons till late: Then reads English eight: Breakfast she makes last of all. GORDON BARRON -. -LL ,, L , LYLLLL ,, ,,..,,,, Gord Rolly Hollerz: Hockey, '29-'30-'3l: Football, '30-'31, There is a young fellow named Feet: For the girls he's a right handsome treat: He jumps over hurdles For a chance to choose turtles That are handsome, flirtatious, and fleet. FANNIE BATUSH Usher: Life Staff. Fannie, a young girl quite shy, Has HIT in her cheek, not her eye: Her two little dents. Which of dimples are hints, Are enough to make any chap sigh. JOHN BELL LLLLLL...,-..,.,u,L,.,.uL,.,, Johnny Tommyhawkers: Biology Club. John Bell, from his ancestor Rip, About sleeping got many a tip: An afternoon nap, John calls a nightcap: To sleep is John's favorite trip. ARTHUR BLIZNSKY L... ,LLL -- L.,.,...,,,,, ,, Art Bliznski, though familiar with lore, Thought that he wanted to learn much more: So the teachers he'd query Until they were weary, And then he knew less than before. MARY BOOTON L . ..,----',., , , -Lv W ,'fBools Pepper Club: Girl Reserves: Social Club: G. A. A. lVlary's white fingers are fleet: When she plays, the piano has feet: Trees try to advance: The air's filled with romance: She stops to say sweetly, Let's eatl' rfBObu B. ROBERT BRUCE .-,.,,, ,-.. ,.,,--,,L,,- Latin Club: Football, '29-'30-Nil: Senior Circus. - A'Hot dog! is Bob's pet expression: lt is his most cherished- possession. YVhether life's like a song, Or the day is all wrong, , His Hot dogs! explode in procession. Page Nineteen Page Twenty HUMBOLDT LIFE ANN M. BUSCH Checker Club: Pepper Club: G. A. A. A poetical Busch named Ann To the oven desperately ran: While writing a rhyme She'd forgotten the time And burnt the biscuits of bran! FRED BUSCH Said Fred, I'll be some day a banker, With whom folks their money will anchor: I know how to make One cent undertake The hard work of two, without rancor. MASON A. CARLETON , ,,,,,, W ,,,.,,. ,. ,-,,,, May '30: Life Staff. From Mason, a charm emanates: The ladies he quite fascinates: But from what we can judge, He much prefers fudge To the mastication of dates. CHARLES CALTON L, .-..,, L ,,.,,,,.,,, ,,,, Chufh' The Singer of Naples. Charles Calton, a happy, young lad, With his laugh nearly drives his friends mad: At the movies, folks know If he laughs at the show. They must laugh though the picture is sad. SYLVIA R. CAPP ,,..,,.,..,,,,,,.. A.,.,,n., Q Library Club: Life Agent. There was a young lady named Capp, Who said to use rouge was just pap: But lying in bed, She got very red: Scarlet fever did Sylvia entrap. CATHERINE CARROLL G. A. A.: Pep Club: Girl Reserves: Glee Club. Kate went to sing on KSTP. But on getting there felt weak in the knee. Though my name is Kate, it's not Smith, said she. I wonder what they expect of me. JOSEPHINE E. COMSTOCK L-- ..,aa.a.. .L..,. ' 'Jo' .Io smiles as she hands out the soup: Another heart is knocked for a loop: Tilted nose, eyes of blue, A little smile, 'AHOW de do? And the cafeteria has one more recruit. ARTHUR CORNELIUS L -WWW ,.,, .- ,.a,...,..Y Art' Swimming: Boxing: Entered from Pillsbury. Adventure is Arthur's desirer To get it he'll wade through hell fire: He'll fly o'er the sea In strange countries to be: Marco Polo, we think, Arthur's sire. CLARENCE COURTNEY ,L aa, .,,.,aa ,.,,T .... Irish' ball, '29-'30-'3l: Hockey, '28-'32: Boxing, 32. No matter what game, in a minute, With Courtney, we know we will win it: And all of us sigh For his lemon pie, Which is made Without lemons within it. GALE CROM aaaa... -. ,,,,-.,,Y,.aa,, aaaaa C0okie' Pepper Club: Life Staff, '31-32: Library Staff: Assemblies f Gale is the up-to-date girl: E Through life, she will dance in a whirl: She always will know When to stop and to go: Round her feet all life's blessings will curl. , 'iBelle of HaUana : Tommy Hawkers: One Score Six: Glee Club: Orchestra: Golf, '28-'29: Hockey, '28-'29- Checker Club: Glee Club: Hockey, '30: Purple TouJers : A Syl 1 1 Rolly Hollerz: One Score Six: Student Council, '3l: Foot- gf, U I if HUMBOLDT LIFE DOLORES J. CULHANE ....,...,.... ......f, ' 'Lorry Full House : Singer of Naples g Theta Sigma Gamma: Committees: Assemblies. Audacious and flippant is Lorry, Whose eyes seem to tell us a story: When she flutters those eyes, Though men may be wise, They can look at no one but Lorry. MILDRED DAHLBERG ,,........,....Y.... Y J'Mimi There is a young girl named Milly Whose face is as fair as a lily. But her eyes seem on fire When she remarks with ire, This shorthand will just drive me silly! DARRELL A, DAVIS ......,,...,.....,...7.A Bock Latin Club: Social Club. Darrell to preaching is prone: One day he let out a groan: A'l'll travel real far To let loose a jaguar On the girls who will roll their own. ELLA DEHRER ......L,...L........L.,Y...,,. El How that girl Ella chews gum! She knows how to make your ears hum: She snaps and she cracks And with her tongue whacks: And chews till her jaws are all numb. FREDA DEITCHMAN ,,.....,......,,,....,a Fritz Senior Circus: Library Club: G. A. A.: Assemblies: Office Force. Miss Deitchman, we must confess, XVas born with a fondness for dress. But when her gown she tore On the knob of a door, Okay, she sighed, nevertheless. ,,,, Toots HELEN DETSCH ..a,a..........,..a,.., Princess Ting-Ah-Ling : Singer of Naples : Glee Club. Helen Detsch, a loving young friend, Cats and dogs from her door cannot send: She says that some day In the future she may Be a nurse where dogs' legs she can mend. JAMES DUDLEY ..,,....L,,,..,,,,..,,...,.. Jim Senior Circus: Latin Club. There's a rosy-cheeked fellow named Jim, Who has vowed that he'll never be slim: Where there is candy, He's always handy: He's as sweet as a young cherubim. WILLIAM EBERSPACHER L.,,.,,,...,,..... B over To travel some day in a boat To countries and cities remote Is our William's aim: But we fear just the same, That o'er news from home he will gloat. ROBERT J. EDMEYER ..,,,,..,,,,a L ....,,,., Bob Secretary of Sophomore Class: Latin Club: Chess Club: Life Agent: Wi'gwam Pickup: Orchestra: Honor Roll. At geometry Bob is a whiz, And gets good marks in each quiz: He measures with ease' Each angle he sees- Even those that are made by his Liz. MARIE E. EIDEN ,,.,,L,w..,,.,,,,,LL... The Brat Art and Advertising Club: Pep Club: G. A. A.: Senior' Day: Sophomore Assembly: Life Staff, There is a young lass named Eiden, Who has quite a liking for ridin': She's a wonder at art, For her figures are smart: But she wishes her own would widen. Page Twenty-one 1 Page Twenty-two HUMBOLDT LIFE FRANCIS L. ERET g,,-,....g,-w--, m,,,v,si, - 1-'nm' Life Agent: J. S. Committee: Office Force. This pleasant, sweet girl named Eret, Our praise without doubt does meritp She has typing technique, And she knows like a streak When to write Carrot or Caret! FRANCIS ERLING e,,,,,,.,,,,.,.,,,,,,,,,,, Fran Senior Dag Committeeg Office Force. A voice of allure has Miss Fran: Like the mounties, she catches her man: Sweet words, then a date: Another goes to his fate: Some, of course, may resist-if they can. HERBERT FARHO Herbert, an excellent dancer, Is considered as quite an entrancerg He dances so fast He is not surpassed By Donner, Blitzen, and Prancer. GEORGE CALVERT EELTON Football, '29-'30-'3l: Basketball Manager: One Score Six: Rollg Hollerzi Orchestra. Calvert, a regular pal. ' Thrills the heart of many a gal: And people do say He'll be president some day. For as quiet as Coolidge is Cal. CAROL A. FRAUTSCHI Pep Club: Social Club: Theta Sigma Gamma: Life Staff, A certain young maiden named Carol Eeared with horror she'd get like a barrel: On a diet she went. And in exercise bent. Baby dresses are now her apparel! EDNA N. FRANZMEIER L,.,.,...... ,. .,.a..,,, Fran Library Club: Girl Reserves: Life Staff: Life Agent. Edna, a lively young maid, Fears her hair by her name will be grayed: Franzmeier's too long, But if we're not wrong, At the altar aside 'twill be laid. MARY C. FUSCO .......,...,L..,.. .-.- Y,,.., Sookie Entered from Mechanics '3O. Mary, a bashful young tot: Dark hair and soft brown eyes has got: But though she looks small As she walks down the hall: Of brains she has really a lot. I-IYMEN GARBER a,...., .......w-Y,,,,,,,, ' 'Bafneyn Chess Club. Of young Hymen Garber it seems That his countenance usually beams: But he wears a mean glare And a nasty old stare When teachers tell him to write themes. GEORGE GRIFFIN ...,.,. .. fffA------f--4 -. me H Bud Princess Ting-Ah-Ling g Assemblies: A Full House : One Score Six: Basketball, '3l. George Griilin, who laughs at all trouble: Thinks that fame is far more than a bubble: In the future, says he. In Hollywood I'l1 be, And Nagle will just be my double. Waffles HELEN GRIFFIN ..e...ee .....Yee...a.eeee Assemblies: G. A. A.5 Girl Reserves: Pep Club: Checker Club: Sigma Iota Nu: Committees. I Helen loathes to get up in the morning: So we feel that we must give her this warning: When you're a nurse: It is a big curse 4 If you always in sleep are performing. , HUMBOLDT LIFE EILEEN GROSMARK Library Club: Life Staff. One summer when Eileen was at camp, All the others with pleasure did stamp: But Eileen instead sighed- For her Mummy she cried- And her tears made the very ground damp. HELEN HAMMOND Princess Ting-Ah-Ling g French Club: G. A. A.: Glee Club: Life Staff: Biology Club. The day Helen's face shone in print, Many boys from her smile got the hint To call her by phone: Till at last with a groan, Helen wished that she had a mean squint. BEN IRWIN HELLER ,,,,..,.-,.......,,,E., Lefty Chess Club: Checker Club: Life Staff: Stamp Club. Bennie, a young luminary, Could recite the whole dictionary: But when he was spurned, The words, I'll be durned, VVere the extent of his vocabulary. WALTER A. HEUER .-,...Y,..,,,,........, Wally A Full Housev: Tennis, '29: Football, '29: Hockey, '32.' Walt Heuer, whose nickname is Dutch, Has something he loves very much: His accordian Wheezes: It snorts and it sneezes, As he holds it with desperate clutch, GEORGE A. HOFF ........,L....L,.L,. Hoff and Hoff Singer of Naples. Than George, there is no one greater: In his home he is the dictator: He reads heavy tomes About Catacombs: Some day he will fence the equator. DORIS V. HAUCK .,.........,,.....,,,,,,L. Babe Girl Reserves: G. A. A.: Sigma Iota Nu: Banquets. Miss Doris has joined up with S I N: Don't think that she needs discipline: For here is the rub: S. I. N. is a club: And Doris just helped it begin. DOROTHY JANE HJORTSBERG w,.....,,Y.... Dorf French Club: Girl Reserves: Purple Towersng Usher: Assemblies: Life Staff: Library Force. Dorothy Jane's willing and able To write or to clear off the table: But when books do invite, We pass from her sight: She'd be deaf to the Tower of Babel. DONALD N. JEFFORDS L,..,,,,...,.,.... ,L Jef? Committees: Orchestra, '30. There is a young fellow named Don, Who is a shark at ping-pong. At tennis he's fast. His tongue is so vast That to the Ladies' Aid he should belong. MURIEL .IENNE ....,,,,..L,,.......,,.., Frenchie G. A. A.: Nezodg Committees: Life Agent: Orchestra. Muriel's words are fulminic: 'Tis said she is sometimes a cynic: All things she does well, This mademoiselle, From writing to running a clinic. MARY LOUISE JOHNSON .......,....... Mary Lou Nezodg G. A. A.: Pep Club: Social Club: Tennis Club: Latin Club: Banquets: Student Council: Committees. A scientist is Mary Lou: Her physics she knows through and through: Though Einstein's fine theory Just makes us feel weary, She's proved it and says it is truel Page Twenty-three 'J Page Twenty-four I-IUMBOLDT LIFE MICHAEL KAMMERER H..,...W.,n....,.... Senator There is a young gentleman, Mike, Who has vowed book reports to dislike. I hate reading stories By dull ancient hoaries. I am through. I will go on a strike. LILLIAN M. KARMEN .......d.d..,,,,,... .... L 1 G. A. A.: Theta Sigma Gamma. Lillian, though quite easy-going, Can't help her temper a-showing If there thunders a shout Just as she goes out, Come home before roosters start crowingl LILLIAN KASTNER .........,...............a Lil' French Club. Lillian's a girl without peer: Her temper is nothing to fear: But you tamper with Fate If you ask her how late She got home from the J. S. last year. WALTER KASTNER ..,....,,,....,,....... Wally' Rolly Hollerzp Orchestra. XVally Kastner, a boy born to luck, To his father said, Give me a buck, And give me the car: I'm not going far. Said his dad, Here's a dime. Take a truck! ANN KATZOVITZ Life Staff: Library Staff: Senior Picture Committee. Ann is our fair visionary, Whose gifts we have found literary: Her essays exciting, Her poems inviting, For a senior are not customary. FANNIE KENIG LL- .......R...........,...u,. Fan' Singer of Naplesug French Club: Life Staff: Glee Club There is a shy maiden named Fanny. Who in the wiles of a woman is canny: A dozen men run, Just for the fun Of buckling the boots of Miss Fanny. ELEANOR KESTING Senior Circus: Minstrel Showg Full Houseng Latin Club Nezodg Checker Club: Committees: Assemblies. Eleanor sometimes does write In a manner quite impolite: False idols she breaks: Mocks at vile fakes: Has this chatty miss, dynamite? ELIZABETH KESTING Nezod Club: Life Staff. This tennis star makes her foes dizzy: Like Wills and like Tilden she's busy: All her matches are love: Has she help from above? And, oh, how she likes thc name Lizzie JOHN KESTING Basketball, '3lg Orchestra. There is a young fellow named John, Who has plenty of both brain and brawn: Some day on his fiddle, His patients to twiddle, He'll play them a sweet orison. EARL P. KIRMSER Committees: Orchestra: Life Staff. Kirmser, the mark-getter, eats his lunch fast: He eats the best nrst, and the worst part last: He gulps from two glasses, for one's not enough: Do you think he's been reading on how to be tough? V, .. -Il, HUMBOLDT LIFE ROLAND KEES . .......... ,. ,.,.,, f 'R0Ily Full House : Assemblies: Chess Club: Life Staff: Entered From Mechanics, '3l. Said Roland one day of his sister, 3 She makes of our hands one huge blister: She orders, 'Write rhymesf 3 And in these hard times, We haven't the strength to resist her. I JANICE KING .....-,,,,.,,,,,..,,..,,,..,,.. Jan Service Club: Pep Club: Nezod: Committees: Assemblies: Life Agent: Banquets. 'AWhen that Aprille with its shoures soote Is something that Janice will never quota: For she says that from Duluth to Mendota, It's the very worst thing in Minnesota. PAYE KLAIMON .,.e..w.....,,..,,,,..,, ,-- Fan Library Club: Assemblies. There is a young girl named Faye: Who one day was o'erheard to say, Loud cracking of gum Sure makes me feel bum. I hate to be frightened that way. JACK KOTLAR For meals Jack is always punctilious: Yet to one dish he's quite supercilious: He calls spinach a crime- Says it's nothing but slime. That will make him feel everything bilious. Chick PEARLE KOOP ..,,..,,.,..a,,,..,,aA..,,,, Sigma Iota Nu: G, A. A.: Pep Club: Committees: Ban- quets: Usher. Pearl surely likes good things to eat: Creamy fudge and strawberries sweet, Oysters in season, Cavier within reason, Artichokes, succulent meat. VERA DOROTHY KOVARICK ,,.e,,,.,,.,,..... Vi Pep Club: Office Force: P. T. A, Night. The night Vera's brother was wed, She said, I just won't go to bed. So she danced until day: When her shoes dropped away, She was glad she was no quadruped. rflloen JOSEPH F. KOZA ..e..e.,,,..,........,...,.. Entered from Globe Business College. Joe Koza will run very far To escape an English M. R. Those tests are the bunk! He exclaims with real spunk, They almost give me catarrhf' Kutschie RICHARD KUTSCHER ..,,..e,,...,,,,.,EE Chess Club: Swimming: Committees. Richard's blonde hair lies as meek As if it were trained to be sleek: If one hair goes astray, He has only to say, Do you want to make me antique? Marianne MARION LA FAVOR a.Y,......,.,.,..ee.. Nezod: Checker Club: Girl Reserves: Latin Club: Junioz Committee: Assemblies: Orchestra. Than this pretty maid, Miss La Favor, We are sure there is no one much braver, She's delivered the fiat That she's on a diet: And lemons she eats without quaver. WILLIAM LANOUX ..,,....L...,,...,,,.,..., Bud Football, '29. This steady young chap named Lanoux With success has a rendezvous: M, Some day will his name Be surrounded with fame. For he'll ride on a lierce cockatoo. Page Twenty-tive HU Page Twenty-six MBOLDT LIFE MEYER LANDE ------f----- ------f- V . Ei., -, Puggie' There is a young fellow named Lande, Whose friends once gave him some candyg It tasted like hay: C'Twas April Fool's Dayj Meyer grinned and said it was dandy. HELEN LAUSTRUP Girl Reserves: Pepper Clubg Assembliesg P. T. A. Car niualg Senior Circus. Helen's smock is for Art's sake, she claims: And her drawings win Art's acclaim: One thing won't you tell us- We admit that we're jealous- What IS lucky Art's last name? HYMER LIEBERMAN Of all things that this chap doesn't like, The most distasteful of all is to hike: Why on earth should I go On my feet! It's too slow! I can ride round the World on my bike! ELVIRA ,,...EE,.,W-w....,E,-, ,, ,,,, Luigi A'Full House g Purple Towers. Elvira warbles all day: Whether she's sad or she's gay: She' She sings between classes As sweet as molasses: s the Piper we'll follow for aye. ANNE R. LEVINSOHN Hliull House g Biology Club: German Club. A rising young artist named Anne One We day drew a Ford and a man: So modern the painting We came near to fainting: could not tell the man from the can! LAWRENCE LEWIS ,.,,,..,,,,,..,..L,,,,, -, Lurry' The Singer of Naplesug Boys' Glee Club, Lawrence is shy like a starling: He never has met the word, snarling He is sweeter than pie: For he said with a sigh. Y In The Singer of Naples. Yes, Darlingf ANN LIEFSCHULTZ ---. ...,,,,.L ,,,,,,...., ' 'Honey' Life Staff. There is a young maiden named Ann. Who to school comes as fast as she can: And MORRIS Said As In taxis she'll ride With the driver long-side. everyone thinks she's just gran'I LIPFIELD Morris in stern heavy tone. a scholar I'll never be known. Alas, he liked reading: On heavy tomes feeding. He soon did the sages dethrone. FRED LOVELL .s......s,esses.,p eY,ee.,ee ' 'Englishu Minstrel Showg Purple Towersug Princess Ting-Ah- Lingug Senior Circus: Rolly Hollerz: Assembliesg Basket- ball ' -'32 Fred 31 . Lovell's a fellow with pluck- From danger, he never will duck: Yet on St. Pat's Day. When he wore his new gay Orange tie, we were all thunderstruck. , . GRACE MACAULAY ..,-.,,,.,.,,,u, .,...., ' Gracie Purple Towersng Princess Ting-Ah-Ling 5 Glee Club: G. A. A.: Pepper Club: Office Forceg Banquets. Grace is as shy as a flower: Like The a damsel who waves from her bower At brave gallant knights: Yet Sundays she fights hearts of her pupils to scour. HUMBGLDT LIFE CATHERINE McDONALD ,,.,....,........,. Katie Social Club. There is danger in Kate's bright hair: When you look in her eyes-Beware! They've a Come-hither hue, And she's caught not a few With her innocent baby stare. RUTH E. MARBLE ,,........Y,....... ...... ' 'Marbs Service Club: Pep Club: Nezod Club: Assemblies. Good things, has said many a poet, Come in packages small. How we know it! For Ruth is a sample Of proof more than ample: Her high spirits everywhere show it. LAWRENCE MARTIN Harmonica Club: Stage Force: Hockey, '31-'32. There is a young fellow named Martin, Who has the stout soul of a Spartan: Yet though he's so strong If machinery goes wrong, One girl can Martin dishearten. THELMA MORTENSEN ..,L.ccccL..LL,,LL.... Tern Princess Ting-Ah-Ling : Singer of Naples : Assem- blies: G. A. A.: Checker Club: Pepper Club: Social Club. Said Thelma, I'll certify As an opera star before I die. But instead of a crowd To sing to aloud, She'll be crooning a lullaby. ALICE MILLER .-.....L... .. .............e.c.. Al G. A. A.: Nezod: Assemblies: Committees. How that girl Alice plays ball! Any kind of a player she'll stall. Her balls whiz like heck And go round the neck Of the batters, who don't like her at all. SHERMAN MARRINSON Glee Club: Orchestra: Chess Club. Sherman, of news is a giver: The latest in crime he'1l deliver: His papers sell fast. When he shouts, Heavy blast! The wind has just blown up the river! CORA NELSEN Mrs. Ryan was dictating at a rapid rate. Cora, who was writing, begged her to wait: She said, If you keep up at that rapid gait, 'AI'll only have time to put down the date! WILLIAM OHMANN There is a young fellow named Bill, Whose stature's diminutive still: When he is older, Stronger, and bolder, He'1l show us all up in his will. EUGENIA O'ROURKE ....aea,....,-........ Geayn Committees: Usher: Life Agent: G. A. A.: Student Couni- cil. There is a young girl named Gene, Who on dogs is not very keen: Her main ambition Is an expedition To Ireland Where all things are green. LORRAINE L. OTT Orchestra: G. A. A.: Assemblies. There is fair miss called Ott, Who plays on the sax a lot: When she toots it at night, It isn't for spite That she's left alone on the spot. Page Twenty-seven Page Twenty-eight HUMBOLDT LIFE FLOYD W. PORTZ .,.....,W-----, -k,A,-- ---- ' ' Puyz' Minstrel Show: Tommyhawkers. A Floyd Portz is of Stern, silent stuff: 5 He likes to get out in the rough: ' Yet surely you've learned I Though most girls he's spurned, l Elizabeth, neu not rebuff. PAULINE PASTER ..-...-.--....----....--,. PauI' , Library Club. Very good books reads Miss Paster: Dostoievsky is just a foretaster: She has gobbled deep histories, Thrilled to black mysteries: Of her leisure she's never a waster. MARION PEHLKE Marion is a girl who's true blue: She is bright in her lessons here too: She is quite a gal And always your pal: ,She'll stick to her friends just like glue. MARGARET PETSCHAUER ......n,..,...... Margie If you want to give Margaret a feed, Fancy dishes will be of no need: Just dumplings in sauerkraut Is all that she cares about: There's nothing that this can exceed. Usher: G. A. A.: Pepper Club. Esther's a fine dancing teacher: To instruct them, the children beseech her: It's Bend: point your toe: Watch me if you'd know How to be the world's greatest feature. GEORGE POVEY ......-...................,. Jud Minstrel Show: Purple Towers : The Full House : The Singer of Naples : The Pot Boilers : Mohawk Night: P. T. A. Night: Latin Club: Committees. George Povey, an actor will be: I'll be a real knock-out, says he: All those old codgers, Like Gable and Rogers, Can put nothing over on me. LOUISE PRIBYL ....L,.,.......,,..L Y....u. ' 'Polly Senior Circus: Girl Reserves: G. A. A.: Latin Club: His- tory Club: Pep Club: Social Club: Committees. Louise has a younger brother, Whom she would not exchange for another: But when he is smeary, She says rather weary. Under soapsuds I'd like him to smother. NORMAN D. PURVES ...L....L,....,, ..,.---- ' 'Redn Orchestra: President of Senior Class. Norman, with skill bold and clever, Leads us seniors in honest endeavor: But why does his neck Get red like a wreck. In class. for no reason whatever? EMMIE REISSNER ..Y,........,,,,.. w-L,----, ' 'Emp Pep Club. It is Miss Emmie's contention That clothes are more than convention: 'Tis said that some day A thousand frocks gay To own is this lady's intention. LUCILLE RENFREW Girl Reserves: Pep Club: Life Staff. Few musical things, it is said, That Lucille can't play for her bread: She is the sweetheart Of radio art: Soon all great musicians she'1l head. 1 1, ESTHER ELIZABETH PIPER ..L,...........L, Girlie HUMBOLDT LIFE ALLEN A. RENsLow ..,,...,,-..d,..,....., -:'Rfp Princess Ting-Ah-Ling. Allen's shoes one day had a squeak, XVhich wouldn't allow him to sneak: Just drive in a tack, He was told by the pack. He replied, Won't that make my shoes leak? ADRIAN REHPOHL Orchestra: Stage Force. The folks in Adrian's zone Have grown quite used to the moan Which escapes from his room, Like a foretaste of doom: For Adrian plays the trombone. MELVIN ROBINS Melvin uses monstrous words: They crush us to the ground: And when we ask him to explain, He only looks profound. Ernie EVELYN ROEHL L--. .,,.,,,..,,.....,....,,. - Social Club: Girl Reserves: Pepper Club: Banquets. There is a young girl named Roehl, Who is surely both hearty and hale: .She loves a good joke. And she can provoke The dead into laughter wholesale. HELEN ROSENBERGER ,,.,,,..,,... ,.,L, ' 'Rosie' Helen's eyes flutter and flash: For her favors, men struggle and clash: Yet though she's so pretty, And though she's so witty, She asks for our meals cold, hard cash. HENRY ROSENBLATT ,,.,,,...,,,,. La, . ..,, , Fliz Senior Circus: Latin Club: Chess Club: History Club: Checker Clubj Life Staff: Stamp Club. Clever Hank is a demon at chess! He moves with aplomb and finesse: He played Kees and Heller, Sent them down to the cellar: Now Hank a fine prize does caress. ROSE ROSENBLUM .,...-..,,,,,, .W ,, Cookie Library Club. Cookie, whose real name is Rose, When asked wherever she goes. Why Cookie, my dear? Replies without fear, It's our bake shop as everyone knows. GORDON ROTH L,,,,,,,.., L ,,.Y,,,.,,,,., Gordie latin Club: German Club: Adam and Euan: A Full House. Deep facts concern this young fellow Such as. what is the essence of yellow? ls the moon made of cheese? Can one believe what he sees? Do girls ever wear brocatello? BENNIE RUTMAN French Club: Life Staff: Committees. Bennie is honest and strict: 'Bout his duties he never has kicked: But he had to get glasses . From reading such masses Of books from the shelf marked Restrict H , BESSIE RUTMAN ..,...,,.,L,....,L a,,,,,a, ' 'Bess' Library Club: History Club: Committees. Bessie's a foe to intrigue: She's a stranger. as well. to fatigue: Yet though her tongue's prancing. And though she's a-dancing, ,She sighs for her old Civic League. Page Twenty-nine I Page Thirty HUMBOLDT LIFE JAMES RYAN Cheer Leader. There is a young fellow named Jim, , Who's the shortest of seniors in limb: His smile is so charming, That it's really alarming His roar is so terrible and grim. Princess Ting-Ah-Lingng Assemblies: Committees. Said Russell, It is really serious: In fact, it is deleterious. No matter how much English I clutch, The subject remains mysterious! ELEANOR SCHMIDT ...,.,..a , ..,, ,-,a, LL, Princess Ting-Ah-Ling g Assemblies: Glee G. A. A.: Pep Club. Eleanor's crazy to wander: Of travel no one is fonder: She's always quite willing When Mr. Billing Says, Please take that seat over yonder. ISABEL E. SCHOCH a...,..,,,..a.,.,..,.a,., Purple Towersng Princess Ting-Ah-Ling : Sin Naplesup Home Room Agent: P. T. A. Night: Contest, '29. Our gracefullest dancer is Izzy: At dancing she is always busy: She can dance on her toes Or dance on her nose And not get the least bit dizzy! French Clubj Girl Reserves: Singer of Naples. Maxine makes one chatingly wait In school or when out on a date: But though she's so slow In starting to go, For a meal she never is late. With this little girl, few compare: She's a friend who will never outwear: She is so attractive That nothing detractive Can be said 'bout her home town, White Bear. Committees: Life Staff: Life Agent: Usher. Mary, Mary, quite contrary. How do your lessons go? To keep my looks, I sleep on books, And soak in knowledge so! Latin Club: Basketball, '32. Hymie is no hypocrite: That he likes to sleep he'll admit: And when we conjecture How he sleeps through a lecture, He remarks, You should see how I spit! WILLIAM STEWART .....,.,,- .,af- ,---g---- ' Hockey, '31-'32: Golf, '30g Senior Circus. William at hockey's a star. And he says if he made an M. R. He'd omit all the don'ts The 'doesn'ts and won'ts. In fact, the whole test he would bar. JULIET STIEFEL G. A, A.: Girl Reserves: Latin Clubg Pep Club. Juliet's a great Girl Reserve: ' From her duty she never will swerve: Selling doughnuts she's keen: Of salesmen she's queen: All her friends she is certain to serve. RUSSELL SABEAN L..........,.LL-. W ,..,,- Rugs Ollie Club: rf ,V Izzy ger of Music MAXINE SCHREINER .....,. , L,.L,,, Max 1, JEANNE L. SHIELDS .L.,...,,.L.,....,...,,. Zlion G. A. A.: Girl Reserves: Pep Club: Usher: Glee Club. MARY GIBSON SHILLOCK ,..,,,L....,,-.,., Gibby 1, HYMIE SIMOS .,...L.LL.. - ..,-f.---.w.-.e,--a HH!! 'Bill HUMBOLDT LIFE 11 -In PHYLLIS SWANSON ,.,.,,...,....,........gA Phi Usherg Committeesg Life Staff. There is a young maiden named Phyllis Whose dancing always can thrill us: Yet when she's head usher, No one can rush her: With awe do her manners instill us. ISADORE TENENHOLTZ If for lsadore anyone looks, He's found with his nose in some books Of love stories he's fond, Though he'll also respond To adventure and sly talcs of crooks. Girl Reserves: G. A. A.: Sigma Iota Nug mittees. Helen stands for no perfidy: She's as true as an old melody: If there's a smudge on your nose Or a run in your hose, She'll prevent the near tragedy. Y Hzipn HELEN I. THERA .,...,,, . ,.,.,...E., .,,, ,,,,.. Banquets: Comf HOWARD VAN ,,,,......,, ., , muh. Wuuu., Hockey, '29-'30-'3l: Golf, '29-'30-'31 Howard's the inventive young man, Whose puck was at lirst just a can: His hockey fame rose, 'And now Humboldt crows That it's proud of the Family of Van. NATHAN WALDMAN ..,,,,.,,,...o -. Chess Club. Nathan is usually gay, Fond of jokes and clever horse play: But he lets out fierce howls When Mr. Powles 'Stead of Nathan, Sarah will say. RUSSELL W. WALDO L,,..,. Wu., .... -. Tommuhawkersg Swimming, '3l. Russ Waldo, a fun-loving fellow, Delights in producing a bellow Of rage from the bloke, Who's the butt of his joke, And making him shout, Oh, go hello-o. n Howie Natie Russ I4ELICIA E. WALTHER ..,.-.w,.,., -.u-- -,,-, Life Staff. Felicia is not old-fashioned: In words, clear cut and impassioned, She yells for her rights: For women she fights: She believes the weak male should be ra MILTON WARKENTIEN Milton, a young man with brain. We believe a medal should gain: On him we depend Every game to attend In spite of snow, cyclone, or rain IONE WAAS .....u,,,,,,,,,u,, ,,,,,,, G. A. A.: Pep Club: Banquets: Office There is a young lass named lone, Who never is found quite alone: When she's not with Mary. lt's Tom, Dick, or Harry: Got any gum? is her moan. DONALD WEIGENANT ,,,, ,W ,LLL Don wants just a million berries. So that life will be bowls of cherries: He made a confession That he hates the depression. Does he expect the million from fairies? tioned. Force. Waasie , Don HF-aui, i Page Thirty-on HUMBOLDT LIFE ANNA MAE ALBERT,S Orchestra. A young lady named Anna Mae Fears that she'll be a midget some day: She was heard to remark XVith a loud dog-like bark, I'll grow tall if I have to eat hay! JOHN WENTZ ,,,......-,,--,,--,-,, --A,-- ' 'Klebon Iiatin Clubg Chess Clubg Student Council: Swimming, ' l-'32. John Wentz is almost a saint: If he made a mistake, we'd faint: And yet we've been told. That in days very old, He once said with brass, No, I ain't. LUCILLE F. WETTENGEL .--,-,,,.-. ,,--,, Usher: Life Agent: Life Staff: Pep Club. A romantic young girl was Lucille: She looked and she dreamed a great deal: She bought a canoe, But the bottom fell throughg Now she rides in an automobile. MELVIN WETTENGEL .C..,,..........,,,,-. Mel Latin Club: Hockey, '31-'32g Golf, '32, Just look at this boy called Mel: Once on the ground he fell: His ankle he broke, Which was no joke, For it took a while to get well. --, Cille WILFRED WHITSON ,,,,...........a....,,,, Will Tommyhawhers: Ciuic Club. Though Wilfred's tough Ford has a grunt: Vv'ith this steed he pulls many a stunt: 'Round corners he goes So fast that he throws His guests from the back to the front. EUNICE WULFING ,,a..........,.,...,.,.. Sinner Sigma Iota Nut Committees: Assemblies: Banquets. Some think her actions uncouth, That they should be watched by a sleuth: But says Eunice, Oh heck! Let me break my neck- I'm just making the most of my youth. CHARLES E. PHELPS Princess Ting-Ah-Ling : Rolly Hollerzg Naples. Singer of There is a young fellow with wavy, black hair: Wherever there are girls, he is sure to be there: He has much courage and is full of pluck. You've not guessed his name? Why. of cours e, it's Chuck. WILLIAM E. SCHLUKEBIER .....4- O---. .-4---- A'Bud Minstrel Show: Rolly Hollerzg One Score Six: Athletic FISCHEL SCHEIN Council: Life Staftg President Sophomore and Junior Harmonica Clubg Basketball, '32. Clasf' . ' I There'is a young fellow named Schein, HTl 'S Car can I be beat' ,wllllam jfld' Who 1n shorthand is really divine: If S too fast for 3 mfm' hw Of dea ' ' ' The car flew, wild and fleet, He writes all that's serious In figures mysterious: Palmer, he thinks asinine. CARL SKOGLUN Biology Clubg Senior Circus. Carl's bump of humor's so great That it all of us must fascinatel And his handwriting's such That the meaning to clutch We stand on our heads and translate. Page Thirty-two Down Seventh Street: Said the cop, Fifty bucks! William bled! EDGAR F. STAEHELI Purple Towers : Princess Ting-Ah--Ling g Singer of Naplesuj Glee Club: Assemblies. There was a young fellow named Ed. Who decided to walk on his head, To get a new angle And straighten life's tangle, But all he could see was bright red. H U M B O GORDON BANISH Gordon Banish, a pest, The teachers to vex, did his best: He is really too wise For a boy of his size, For he thinks that this life is a jest. INEZ E. CAMPBELL Dainty is Miss Inez Campbell: Through a crowd she never would There's never a time She's her shorthand behind: Of her this is just a preamble. MURLYN EIDEN Stage Forceg Tommyhawkers: Swimming, Murlyn is proud of his car: It goes with an air quite bizarre: I-Ie gives us an earful If we're at all sneerful: Its prowess is proved in each scar. LLOYD ENGELBRETSON This placid young fellow named Lloyd Females as such does avoid. Yet a siren he'll draw That a stone'd overawe: The wiles of a vamp he's employed. CROVER FLETCHER Hockey, '31-'32: Tennis, '30-'31-'32. Gi-over's the dashing young man, Who charms a long caravan Of females, artistic. And females, sophisticl He will be the screen's superman. JEAN HORTON Latin Club. Jean Horton. a great baseball fan, Can yell as no one else can. Why, the dirty old ump! Let's kill the big chumpl I'd show them if I were a man! DANA E. GALLOWAY Tommyhawlzersg Football, '30: Tickets. Dana is Humboldt's skyscraper: Never has he cut a caper: He wears number twelves Which are in themselves Excellent baskets for paper. scramble: LDT LIFE FRANK KNODLE Rolly Hollerzg Basketball, '29-'30-'3l: Boxing. At Frank's empty seat we would pine, For we thought he was in a decline: Now here's his confession For all his transgression: I'm fond of the absentee line. WILLIAM JORDAN Orchestra: One Score Six: Electrical Force. There is a young fellow named Bill, Who has shown he is quite versatile: In spite of oppression, I-Ie makes this confession- That some day teach English he will. 29. PAUL LEHMANN Rolly Hollerz: One Score Six: Biology Club. Paul has ambition great: To be a great man is his fate: Through I.ondon's best street, He'll bow from his seat As he rides some day in fine state. DON MILES Don Miles is by danger not blinded: Of Speed Holman's stunts we're reminded: An air pocket invention, We've heard his intention: He is of that species, Air-minded. VELVA PEACOCK Miss Velva is crowned with bright red That lights up the top of her head: She has made the remark, So much people bark 'Bout my hair that I wish I were dead! LEON PRICE There is a smart fellow named Price, Who everything does in a trice: Whether it's drinking or eating, Thinking or treating. He's so swift that the, seconds he'll slice. DOROTHY SHADUR Library Club Dorothy's quite independent: Of rebels she is a descendant: But at work she's so meek There's a blush on her cheek If she speaks to the superintendent. Page Thirtif-three HUMBOLDT LIFE Class Will E, the Senior Class of 1932, of Humboldt High School, City of St. Paul, County of Ramsey, State of Minne- sota, being convinced that we are free, of sound mind, and of average mentality and memory, on this very solemn occasion of our graduation, do publish and declare this to be our final Will and testament: We leave to our successors, the Juniors. our much thumbed Twelve Centuries of English Poetry and Prose. May they en- joy it as much as We have. To those unfortunates we bequeath also the College Aptitude tests. May their ach- ing necks and disabled fingers be less pain- ful than ours Were. To the Sophomores We leave the skele- ton in Mr. Ramstad's room. May they survive the terror on first seeing it as Well as we have. To those unhappy Latin students who must spend many Weary hours in 209 we leave behind the dismantled Walls of afore- said room. May the remaining slates ad- here thereon for years to come. We leave behind the jungle in Miss Fan- ning's room, hoping that someone Will find there forgotten dates. V To all students who may have occasion to use it, we leave the open-air promenade to the Cottage, which has given excitement in rain, or sunshine, snow or hail, To the disciples of the Muse Terpsi- chore We sorrowfully bequeath the much- loved, used and abused piano in the gym. May they preserve it with care for future generations. The bronze bust of Charles Augustus Lindbergh, which rests upon its pedestal in the study hall, we present to those to come who cannot keep their feet on the ground. To Mr. Jarvis' future scholars we be- queath the pleasure of making countless charts and booklets. To the future talent of Humboldt we Page Thirty-four hopefully pass down the bass violg long has it reposed in 2105 To each and every member of the newly founded boxing club we dedicate Arthur Cornelius' aggressive punch. We leave to Dominic De Valerio. Gor- don Barron's feet, hoping that in football Dominic will be as successful with them as Gordon has been. To all time-pressed students We leave the gap in the south hedge. At 8:29 A. M. will its usefulness most be felt. To Thomas Klingel we bequeath Edgar Staehli's tenor voice. To .lack Hall we bequeath Allen Rens- loW's title of the Woman killer. To Mr. McKenny the Senior class pre- sents the one and only jar of library paste. May it assist him in making bigger and better masks. XVe express to Mr. Billings our deep gratitude for daily transporting us to the farthest end of the study hall. To anyone who can use it We give .lim- my Ryan's height. His position as cheer leader we give to the person who can fill it best. With Mr. Wauchope and all his staff We leave our gratitude for their patience and our thanks for their efforts to train us, Finally, we leave our privileges as Seniors to the class of I933. May they take advantage of them While they may. Having expressed our inmost thoughts and Wishes. we hereto affix our sign and seal n this sixth day of May, l932. THE CLASS OF 1932. Vernon Niehart: This depression is get- ting terrible. Ray Nolles: What makes you think so? Vernon Niehart: All the signs that used to say, Keep off the grass now say, Don't eat the grass. . , , ,A.W,. Q' I E1 -lllfmj A ll llllllll llllllllllllllllg - 'I rom A 'f' F N 5. ?Uw,x m amoffv mfs - ,..N...,,,,M..,,.m.... K z1 6 Qfn - I I 1L ' if 1 E I A.., I , ,I Q EE , - .A L ' an -:- Q 1, v - - I 1 I 7 fi? J - I A ei A lm , I I ' 1? ik if 2 ' Q. M 552 f : A l I I Y- M NI ' 'K 7 5 ' ' 4 2,2 : V S' -' I - - , , A , ' A '- , Vx rk I Q 33,1 - - 5 1 ' ' I if -lig Q 3 I - ji in ik: V : -5 - - H , .. , . - N AJ - V I- - I f - 3 l ' - I - I I I - I I I I I l I I I g . n I w , , ' DT WWWTK3 5 E I E .W 3CST u m.N0 E - I I I - I I I I .x ou an seas I I I I E ZUIIRH Lfszmsxr - Keir cuannnfvs Gm 0 B D N KRRVN 95'-Nh cuulwi cumsues f.--..,n4rY . Q Page Thirty-five What Does My Signature Show? At great expense Humboldt Life ob- tained analyses of senior signatures. Be- lieve-or disbelieve. Herbert Farho: Critical thinker. Felicia Walther: Friendliness: practical mind. Marion Pehlke: Affectionate, self-sacrific- ing nature. Henry Rosenblatt: Ambitious for material success. Norman Purves: Peace-loving: analytical mind. Grace Macauley: Sociability: extravagance. Donald Weigenant: Emotional: occasion- al obstinacy. Anne Busch: Literary tastes: modesty. Thelma Mortenson: Simplicity, ardor. William Stewart: Modesty: impulsiveness. Faye Klaimon: Vanity: interest in the mystical. John Bell: Pride: high sense of honor. Wilfred Whitson: Matter-of-fact nature. Michael Kammerer: Excellent imagina- tion. Mortimer Silberstein: Lack of pretension: friendliness. Donald Jeffords: Keen, liberal thinker. Dorothy Jane Hjortsberg: Versatility: good reasoning powers. Lawrence Lewis: Spontaneity: sympathy. Emmie Reissner: Follower of fads and fashions. Bennie Rutman: Always on the go mentally or physically. Phyllis Swanson: Capable of meeting sud- den emergencies. Mary Shillock: Careless about keeping appointments. James Dudley: Easy-going, lazy nature. Howard Van: Easily Uspeeded ups ob- stinacy. Mary Fusco: Poise: decorum. Walter Heuer: Humility: mathematical tastes. Ann Katzovitz: Warm-hearted: unassum- ing nature. Page Thirty-six Mary Booton: Wit: good judge of char- acter. Rose Rosenblum: Quiet and unostenta- tious. Lillian Abramovich: Self-confidence: imagination. Victoria Ablan: Constancy: ruled by head. Pauline Paster: Ambition: generosity. Lillian Karmen: Eccentricity: love of out- door sports. Robert Edmeyer: Altruism: mental activ- ity. Frances Eret: High sense of humor: liter- ary tastes. Carl Skoglun: Originality: day dreamer. Muriel Jenne: Self-sacrifice: p h y s i c al strength. John Wentz: Kindliness: excellent con- centration: attention to details. Fred Lovell: Ruled by head: tractable. Mary Louise Johnson: Wit: tenacity. Bessie Rutman: Fatalism: loyalty. Georgine Bade: Sincerity: impulsiveness. Helen Griffin: Literary tastes: unusual mental ability. Helen Detsch: Interest in the mystical: acute thinker. Eunice Wulfing: Sensitive, affectionate nature. Richard Kutscher: Conceit: energy. Gale Crom: Affectionate: warm-hearted. Juliet Stiefel: Logical thinker: self-con- fidence. Ann Liefschultz: Chattiness: perseverance. Charles Calton: Geniality: ardor. Ella Dehrer: Reserved: practical mind. Marion La Favor: Interest in material things: strong sense of duty. Jack Kotlar: Mental ability: difiidence. Meyer Lande: Shrewdness: procrastina- tion. Janice King: Sympathetic, generous per- sonality. Nathan Waldman: Concentration difhcultt restlessness. HUMBOLDT L FE V WAQM ?, 6 O,,Q f P 431 w ' N, 175' -b 35. Lawvaffwdivv ffwm MMM fyywggg Qi Elf JMMK Ravi fU,4gQ4ifjQ'Q5J 4 , 5 'jf Q2 NQ558JJSi?1 vim X W Qsqfqis ik? Pvgh WMV msg AX bw My A3 7 E ba A SOWW qffffff ggi? iii 221222 . 'ff N S?-Q .Q fJf2.,.,, W fL.Qfjr bw RTX K?ifd?M ,mf f 2 pyjjglfy ,iff WW? fm 5 M SENIOR SIGNATURES Page Thirtyfseuen HUMBOLDT LIFE Ann Levinsohn: Culture: conscientious- ness. Roland Kees: Laziness: friendly sense of humor. Maxine Schreiner: Modest tastes: kind- ness. Joseph Kozaz Susceptible to fads: shrewd- ness. Sarah Ball: Practical: quick-tempered: re- served. Darrell Davis: Capable of precise, exact work. Helen Hammond: Acuteness: perseverance. Ben Heller: Controlled by head. Josephine Comstock: Benevolent: affec- tionate. Melvin Robins: Timid: given to exagger- ation. Russell Waldo: Sensitive: reticent. Vera Kovarick: Reserve: sincerity. George Griflin: Follower of fashions and fads: honesty. Mason Carleton: Day-dreamer: lover of practical jokes. Carol Frautschi: Artistic ability: adapt- able to circumstances. Helen Rosenberger: Fixed opinions: dis- tinctive personality. Eileen Grosmark: Energy: mental activity. Russell Sabean: Modesty: conscientious- ness. Margeret Petschauer: Act on impulse: animation. Delores Culhane: Pride: matter-of-fact- ness. George Povey: Kindly reticence: absent- mindedness. Isadore Tenenholtz: Carelessness: shrewd- ness. Jean Horton: Shyness: inquisitiveness. Lucille Wettengel: Imaginative, swift thinker. Lorraine Ott: Refinement: sense of humor. Earl Kirmser: Originality: set ideas: men- tal activity. Hymen Lieberman: Simple tastes: decided opinions. Allen Renslow: Persistent about having own way. Arthur Cornelius: Susceptible to flattery: Page Thirty-eigh! modesty: kind. Catherine Carroll: Somewhat opionated: resolute. William Lanoux: Indifference to luxury. Bob Bruce: Carelessness in small things. William Schlukebier: Refinement: unob- trusive manners. Charles Phelps: Many-sided, unpretend- ing nature. Milton Warkentien: Ambition: restrained taste. Eleanor Kesting: Sometimes logical, some- times intuitive. Edna Franzmeier: Truthful, outspoken, logical mind. Calvert Felton: Spirituality: unusual mental ability. Pearle Koop: Reserve: fidelity. George Hoff: Sensitive: good at detail work. Fannie Kenig: Excitableg sincere. Doris Hauck: Independence: fond of chil- dren. Tim Lipschultz: lmpatient: secretive. Alice Miller: Unpretentious: aspiring. Adrian Rehpohl: Good in math: genial. lone Waas: Secretive: strong sense of jus- tice. Evelyn Roehl: Self-esteem: not easily adaptable to circumstances. Lucille Renfrew: Flare-up temper: well- developed funny bone. Morris Lipfield: Sometimes heedless: quick thinker. Helen Thera: Absent-mindedness: gener- osity. Fannie Batush: Affectionate, warm nature. John Farley: Amiable: capacity for work. Marie Eiden: Artistic interests: conscien- tiousness. Ruth Marble: Benevolence: liking for math. Frances Erling: Executive ability: mental equipment above average. Fred Busch: Ambition: generosity. Lawrence Martin: Excellent imagination: docility. Fischel Schein: lmpulsiveness: energy. Sherman Marrinson: Wastefulness: keen thinker. Terms From the Indian Dictionary Revised and edited by lVcmz'eI Debster, D. I. P., B. A. T. Arson: A crime, the poisoning of a man by his wife.-Copyrighted by Ered Eigen- mann. Asthma Between the Fingers: A singu- lar disease possessing Cadmitted by con- fession in open court! James Spangenberg. See the gentlemen in question for further details. Cake dough: The most delicious of all viands in its raw state. See Lorraine Ott. Cement: Something which Elvira Les- zinski longs to eat. Embarrassment: The feeling possessed by Charles Phelps when his treacherous suspenders caused him to step on the cuffs of his trousers throughout the longest dance of the evening. India: A nation that could not possibly revolt against England because they have to iight with bows and arrows.-Ered Eigenmann. Lead Storage Battery: Not a place to set your feet on.-Mr. Powles, authority. Lightning: Sometimes it is dangerous and will kill you instantly. Other times it will strip your clothes off and leave you perfectly harmless.-Again, Mr. Powles. Maverick: A singular cattle that roams by itself.-Definition by courtesy of Carl Skoglun. Naked Hulk, CColeridge's i'Ancient Nlarinernj. Not a woman.-According to Miss Heinemann. Real Set of Twins, A: Triplets-Ask Dorothy Schlukebier. Russia: A nation where it's easier to get divorced than married because it takes two Q2j to get married and only one Cl! to get a divorce.--Copyright 1932 by Elmer Henning. Sylvan Scenes: Pantomimes.-See Blon- dy Kutscher. Trip Down the River, A: This would constitute a good day's excursion and af- ford some fun to the senior class.-By permission of Red Purves. -.1 SPRING When you see the brooklets flowing, And you feel the south winds blowing, Then you,re in no doubt of knowing, Spring is here! W When you hear the song-birds trilling, See the trees with buds are filling, When in school good time you're kill- ing, 4' Spring is here! IS HERE When the boys are marbles playing, And all the eloudlets are a-straying, Then all the world seems to be saying, Spring is l1ere! NVhen nature's voice you hear a-calling, And snowflakes are no longer falling, XVhen the sun's rays are lazy lolling, Spring is here! When north winds are no more appal- ling, Because south winds have sent them sprawling, Then you are safe in loudly calling, Spring is here! IDA SIMES. Page Thirty-nine HUMBOLDT LIFE -sm wwifmw H-L f -,,V ,,..,, .-,. I 3:5-5 6 5LjQ , ,, ESEZJCLTCPTE f' ' f X 'X' HOUR OF TH? ff 69 ' f g 4 I ' 'WGHTN 5 w K! 3 .J I 1 I f Q W 4 J WWH f wi QQ? 'f Q Yum, -11 58? 5 'EPSQ XX x,4 I . l 4'X'..41Ql vi W QQ . A M. 5. ' 6355 QM 2 F' 'Q y VACATION . I 1 95 PM DREAM N 1P v: ' --:: - ' - ., 1 Jug. L fi ML ' . ' KS' A H- an f X ii ' , Wy ,J 1 i 5' ff' , 5 fee. X A 4' 3 C ml' Y R 4r - 5 ' W- X KV' 5 1. f 3 u W N X ff ,. W x x T :,,,, . Aj -55, 4 if ,ix - . P I I 'TW HT A fm '1f Q J' X lflfffffffwffffx 11 fff1H11w, mx 1 . N 'a' ai 'L' irifgify lc,-ew X ' L! 'ff' W S -N ' ,, 5 ' 2'-'5 C15 A A f- ga I , . S vk -1 :qi fiw .U if f ' 1' H- f W 'v M'?'1'a u Q A 0 K - 9 Q C , -I 0 V V 9 I' f- 'fl - V. fi .-', 3 5--L . ..A,J.AL - Y L y ' .egg 4' if 'X 1, in Xsigggig, f XX xg ,, I'l ENDELBRETSON Page Furry Q School Diary SEPTEMBER -School opens 'mid groans and cheers: but the cheers are from the teachers. -Sophomores become painted lilies. Home explanation needed for their oddly dyed clothes. -Judge Loevinger enlivens our pro- gram by a speech on the Constitution. -Lillian Abramovitch proves the de- pression is over by forgetting to tell a joke. -Rose Hoffman asks where the study hall is. -Miss Iddings prostrated-Earl Kirm- ser isn't prepared in Latin. -We formally take our dear little sophomore friends to our bosoms at the Orientation Assembly. -We crow over Mechanics. Eirst foot- ball game of the season. OCTOBER -Miss Burns loses her voice at the Cen- tral game. -P. T. A. Entertainment. Don Miles knocked out in boxing match. -Everyone takes a day off and sleeps. Discovered: The cause of yesterday's vacation. We were supposed to have attended the dedication of a statue at the Capitol in honor of Columbus Day. -Jimmy Ryan celebrates St. Paul Day by riding the street cars. -Life Assembly with Miss Eleanor Boardman speaking and the dear old Twiddle Sisters, Micky Kaminsky, Bill Dordell, and Red Burnstein giv- ing the musical selections. -Melvin Robins doesn't chew gum in expression. NOVEMBER -Much shrieking in preparation for Johnson game. -AH! THE CITY CHAMPION- SHIP IS OURS! -Good old Armistice Day! School days are more novel than vacations this term. I2 16 20 28 24 30 l 4 7 14 15 18 4 19 22 27 28 -First school M. R. Test of the term. A'There was or were an elm and an oak. --A red letter day. Yes, report cards, -Gordon Barron, Clarence Courtney, and Dominic De Valerio get a break in the movies. They are featured on the downtown screens. -Returned from Thanksgiving vaca- tion. Cafeteria sells little food. -A full house at THE PULL HOUSE, Humboldt's annual play. -Lucille Renfrew, Carol Erautschi, Erances Erling, Gale Crom, Roland Kees, Bennie Heller, and Miss Kees attend the Minnesota State Press As- sociation Convention at Austin, Minn, DECEMBER -ls a vocabulary really important? From the test given to seniors one would think so. --Carl Beaurline attends football ban- quet at Commercial Club. -Mr. Mouse found dead. Death, ac- cording to Dr. Rutman, caused by rarified atmosphere. -Junior Life out. Latest news. only a week old. -Mr. Belden of Piney Woods School entertains us with songs. -Three thrills today: HHUMBOLDT LIFE outg carolers roam the halls: vacation starts with a chorus of Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. JANUARY -Roy Applebaum flaunts a new sweat- er: Ray Nolles, a bright tie. -Reason for our dismay? Eirst time we heard the expression, UAW Nertzf' -Hearing tests in library prove that all have ears at Humboldt. -Seniors, juniors, and sophs discuss business. -Eurrowed brows, tense voices denote exams. Page Forty-one I-IUMBOLDT LIFE FEBRUARY -Students begin saying, Aw Nertzf' - Wigwam Pickup appears through the elforts of Crom, Edmeyer, Jenne, and others. -Consternation at an announcement of detention period for loiterers, and exams for all-including seniors. -Dean Lawrence gives brilliant talk on Lincoln. -Student Council emerges from hiber- nation with help and encouragement of Mr. Wauchope. NIARCH -Valerie Rochon leaves the study hail by special request to finish her sand- wich. -Something tells us we're having vege- table soup for luncheon. -Gerald Hoppe announces that Miss Fanning hasn't always taught Ameri- can History. Oh, no? Vernon Neihart and Doc Alstatt try lifting 350 pounds and stretching a springg they CAN'T. Paul Sheak CAN. -Humboldt's turtle waddles into 18th place in the Terrapin Race staged at the Auditorium. And Barron chose him-or her. -Students dance in gym to old Irish Airs. -Fay Walther has two wisdom teeth pulled. No effects noticed. -Report cards cause groans and grins. -Grace Dosh makes a forced landing in the study hall much to the delight of the second period students. APRIL -Rip Renslow's birthday. He's four- teen years old now. Also he gets a haircut on this memorable occasion. -This isn't by Ripley, but we are amazed by rain, snow, thunder, and lightning today. -Miss Fanning fails to give her classes a test, thus breaking a record which has stood many years. Pace Fortu-two 7 8 ll I2 13 14 15 18 19 20 28 Z9 2 4 6 12 -Red Delaney walks out of the study hall when Girls' Glee Club is called out to have picture taken. -Students show pugilistic ability in boxing tournament in our gym- nasium. -Carl Skoglun comes to school with his pants pressed. -Kirmser, Kees, Hammond, Franz- meier, Walther. and Wettengel at- tend a high school journalists' meet- ing downtown. ---Baseball assembly. Dutch Heuer hits low HC on accordion. -With the closing of the boys' lava- tory on the third floor, the follow- ing comments are heard from the boys: ,.,.. ?:QQ:M-S-117511332523 Q 571-f12CQ1WiM.- 7of555-il -Miss Sherman sports a bruised knee and nose caused by' her falling yester- day. Her apartment is too small. -Two chicken sandwiches mysterious- ly disappear from a locker on the third Hoof. -Allan Degnan goes to his seventh period class for a CHANGE. Not for German, Allan? -Victory for Robins E5 Co. Seniors exempt from those exams in which they have received no E's. --First of two nights in which music department displays talent in The S. of N. -The Goethe Centennary is recognized by special programs in Miss Foerster's room. lVlAY -Miss Burns leaves the building at 2:15. Miss Fanning and Miss Id- dings are welcomed back. -Hockey and basketball H's appear on girls' sweaters. -Glee Club sings Trees, reminding us of Arbor Day. Elm planted. Mr. Munch speaks on conservation. -Puppets entertain an interested audi- ence. Gym overflows with after-the- show dancers. HUMBOLDT LIFE 19-Seniors celebrate with caps and as- sembly. 26-Night of nights-Display of pressed trousers, pretty frocks, and still pret- tier girls. JUNE 10-For the last time-exams. Books start accumulation of dust. 14-Seniors alternately shed tears and smiles. Farewell-Farewell, Quam Pulcher Est Noster Ludus I. What a wonderful school we have! Everyone enters his classes quietlyg He sits right down into his seat, And waits for the teacher to begin quicklyg After she has dictated the assignment, Without one rude interruption from any- one, Every pupil is on his toes to answer Her daily questions one by one. Since everybody knows his lesson, And the period is not half ended Miss So and So explains evolution . Or how Keats was by the Tories offended. Before she has finished her oration, The bell to change classes may ring, But do we rudely get up and leave? Oh, no, we wait 'til we've heard every- II. Our order in the halls cannot be beat: We never run, crowd, nor push, But walk with a gentleman's gait. Our pupils are never, never boisterous. Our cafeteria order is the sameg We never hear the breaking of a bag Or the saying of grace by pounding on the table, Nor does anyone ever pull the gag Of pouring water on a stool, Or tossing some paper into a drinking glass Out of which someone else is drinking. We are perfect-especially the senior class. Usually after lunch is at an end, The first floor is spick and span. Nary an orange peel or apple do we see, thing. Because we keep all as neat as we can. III. Whenever, in assembly, the orchestra plays, Or a speaker sings praises unto our school, NVe always listen quietly and attentively, No one ever of himself tries to make a fool By making himself heard over the speaker Or straining his lungs and shouting. HLouderl When the program comes to an end, We all leave the hall much prouder. We are sure he will not go forth And say to his friends, What a school! I know that we are pleased with our con- duct. We usually are, as a rule. ROBERT EDMEYER. Page Forty-three Walter Abel BOUT eighteen years ago, Walter Abel, like hundreds of other stu- dents, studied and dreamed at Humboldt High School. A few weeks ago he re- turned to Humboldt, not to study, but to talk at an assembly, winning this invita- tion through his fame as an actor, Miss Graves introduced Mr. Abel re- minding us that he was in St. Paul because of his prominent role in Eugene O'Neill's play, Mourning Becomes Electra. After a gracious informal talk, he lunched with Mr. Wauchope and visited with several of the teachers. The most important event in my years at Humboldt was the time I took part in the 'Merchant of Venice,' which was coached by Miss Graves, said Mr. Abel in discussing his old school was when my dreams for began. Mr. Abel has traveled United States and has also land. There he found English audiences less appreciative than American audiences. He remarked that when they did not like a person, they let him know it. At one time when Mr. Abel was in London, he and the leading lady were presenting a love scene. The light waned, and so did the actress' voice. The audience immedi- days. HThat a stage career all over the been in Eng- ately cried, LouderI Louder! Mr. Abel and the actress were quite timid from the start, but these cries made them even more so. Though comedies are preferred by Mr. Abel, he said that his part in the play, Mourning Becomes Electra, is one of the most important roles he has ever play- ed. And, of course, he added, it is one of my favorite ones. During the first years of his stage career, Nlr. Abel had quite smooth sailing. He explained that there is a time in most act- ors' lives when they have a period of mis- fortune. This break usually appears after apparent success. Mr. Abel does not believe that there is definite training a person may take in order to become an actor. He stated that a man's innate acting ability is the chief thing. After that comes knowledge of all types of people and of all situations. Although there is no special training, an actor should be learned in all subjects, according to Mr. Abel. When Mr. Abel was thanked by one of us for his remarks, he answered in a most charming manner, 'iThank you for listen- ing to me. FELICIA WALTHER. Tst-Tst HAT are you doing in this hall! The voice sounded more com- manding and terrifying than questioning. I smiled to myself as I slowly sauntered down the corridor at the close of sixth period. A feeling akin to pity came over me, and I wondered who the poor unfor- tunate was to whom Miss How was speak- ing. Again came the voice, and I said un- der my breath, Poor, poor sophomore! I glanced carelessly over one shoulder to where Miss How was standing in the door- way of her oflice. Over my other shoul- der, I took another glance just as carefree Page Forty-four as the first in order to see the person she was talking to, Much to my astonish- ment, no one was in sight. The sole oc- cupants of the hall were Miss How and I. Surely she couldn't mean me! Why, I was a senior! Evidently she did, though. and I gasped, Me? Why I'm going home! Well, see that you get there soon. I was left gazing at her back, a sadder and wiser senior in the knowledge that Miss How does not pick only sophomores to reprimand. Maxine Schreiner, HUMBOLDT LIFE DOROTHY HHUGEN- 'Kev NGK min me k . z 'Q 1 A JfxCYX'N'f?fLfN .5 MQ ' My dfffwff 224 -5 WE 015 uvma JA. 1 GENNL: w 4 FRED N MA RT KEMO JIHH E 2 Z UND Q ' MHBQ' Q , .. , - fI'Wff'.g-Q CAMERA CLICKS Page Forty-Hu JUNIOR CLASS The Class of 1933 THE activities of the Juniors this past year have been chiefly concerned with raising money for the Junior-Senior. At the Astor Theatre in the fall Ambassador Bill was sponsored, and candy was sold in the lobby. In a contest to see who could sell the most tickets, George Sehman was the winner and was awarded free ad- mittance to a school dance. Another scheme to make money was to have a dance at noon in the gymnasium. One sunlight dance was given after school. Mrs. Kindig promised the class that she had a new money-making idea, which she would reveal when fifty dollars in dues had been collected. At this announcement. collectors went at their work with new zeal. Meetings were held in the library. Have you paid your dues? became the cry. There was nothing spectacular in the way money poured in. Nevertheless. Mrs. Kin- dig announced her plan which was to give an entertainment. A puppet show was given May 12. Dancing followed. With money enough at last. plans for the Junior-Senior Ball were pushed ahead. The place was the Riverview Commercial Club, and the time was May 26. The oliicers of the class are Thomas Klingel, president: La Vonne Henning, secretary: and Donald Horst, treasurer. Junior Who's Who Philip Delaney CRedj : Thirst quencher for panting players. Shoots a line in the assemblies. Ambition: To get black marks. James Doyle: Hard luck in football, basketball, and opening Grace Dosh's lock- er. Rewarded in the latter by finding only two nickels and a finger-nail file. La Vonne Henning CHeftyj: Strong woman in the circus last year. Tom Klingel: Chief Rolly Poly of Rolly Hollerz. As side lines, practices par- liamentary law and swimming. Caroline Bultman: Beautiful blonde. Hot shot of Nezods. Shadowed by John Bell and Arnie Reiman. Lois Aigley and Audrey Gladish: Rate attention because they rollerskate to school. Ray Nolles: Champion golfer. Once made an 85. then quit and played the sec- ond hole the next day. Was once on honor roll. Willard Engleman: Seeking position as butler. Presents hereditary tendency as credentials. June Pepin: Famous for never having missed a school conference game and for exciting the question as to whether it is Louis who has made hockey her favorite sport. Harold Alstatt: So busy with the Rolly Hollerz. Student Council, H. Club, foot- ball, basketball, and the machine shop superintendency that he had to decline the U. S. Presidential nomination. Jean Laustrup: Girl Reserve big shot remarkable for being truthful, though feminine. Warren Schlukebier: Single ambition to be known as Mr. Bier. Hymen Savetsky: Political tendencies shown in pre-election speech for Mayor Bundlie. Don Apolebyr Known first as the brother of Ted, then as comedian in his own right. Rachel Byrne: Irish. Shadowed by Farnham and Kemper. Clarence Jannett: Honor student and athlete. Leader of l932 football team. Mabel O'Donnell: Born with two teeth. Still known as Wonder Child. fffontinued on page 493 Page Forty-seven SOPHOMORE CLASS The Class of 1934 HE present sophomore class has been ably led by its officers. Mildred John- son, president: Kent Phelps, secretary, and Valerie Rochon, treasurer, under the di- rection of Miss Romona Sherman, the class adviser. The class is to be commended on its alertness and business ability which it has proved in its prompt collection of dues, an action never before attempted by the sophomores. The collection was done by representatives in English classes, who were so persistent that students were forced to Pal'- The sophomores number among them a group of splendid athletes. Warren Kil- bourne is one of Humboldt's best men for football and basketball next fall. Al Koepke is also well known in football circles. Our basketball stars are Arnold Goin and Max Miller. The tumblers are Clifford Frederic and Gordon King, while Sidney Chase is the outstanding trackman. Among the girls Margaret Klinger leads in high jumping with a record of 55 inches. Clever tumblers are Alice Marie Hurley, Mildred Johnson, Ardyce Ster- renberg, Helen Henderson, Zoe Macker, Marie Burch, and Margaret Cunningham. John Whaley thrills the expression classes with his interpretations of cowboy ditties. Excellent pantomime is small Rosalie Edelman's contribution. Everyone knows of Ruth Hart, the sophomore artist, who designed the cover for the spring number of Humboldt Life. She has just completed a beautiful batik panel which anyone would be proud to hang in his home. Other well-known art students are Ethel Link, Natalya Hurley, and Virginia McCoy. The sophomores are justly proud of their splendid scholar, Ethel Link, who has not received a mark below A since she entered Humboldt in September. Elsie Pettis, Lucille Mourer, Richard White- field, Martha Wekel, Bernadette Johnson, Walter Bergh, Max Pousin, and William Diehl, are also honor students. More than in any other line the sopho- mores excel in the music world. Those boys who, in the Glee Club, thrill the school are Isadore Belinsky, lsadore Coop- er, Mitchell Kaminsky, and Kent Phelps. In the Girls' Glee Club are Luella Foster, Dorothy Goldberg, Hazel Hardwick. Helen Henderson, Mildred Johnson, Adele Rei- man, Leora Schlampp, Jerry La Valle, Helen Schultz, Ardyce Steenbery, Martha Weckel, Elizabeth Murray, Marion Pen- schuck, Ruth Bremer, and Virginia Mc- Coy. Jeanette Binder and Doris Rutman are the outstanding sophomores in Mixed Chorus. Jeanette is also a splendid pianist. In The Singer of Naples, the Countess was played by Jerry La Valle, While Leora Schlampp, Hazel Hardwick, Helen Schultz, Adele Reiman, and Virginia McCoy also took part. Thus, though the sophomores are the infant class at Humboldt, they have al- ready proved themselves valuable members of our school. MMMT.-. fConlim1ed from page 473 Ruth Anderson: Assistant to Miss Bas- tin and bright light on honor roll. Evelyn Peacock: Spokesman last year for sophomores. Clarence Grossman: Probable successor to William Burns, detective. Proved abil- ity in Pull House. Kenneth Smith: Known in 302 as busy man. Favorite words: May I go to Miss Burns' room? Amelia Ziton: Proves sweetness by sell- ing lots of candy. Virginia La Noux: Clara Bow, the sec- ond. Donald Horst: Known for red hair, freckles and brains. Page Forty-nine HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Claire McMann. Otto Ramstad, Thomas Peterson, Oliver Billing, Edward Engson, James Powles, David Blankenbiller, Franklin Nash, Paul Jarvis. Second row: William Maitrejean, Doris Hadlich, Amanda Whaley, Anna Ryan, Esther Oster- gren, Joseph Wauchope. Ethel Graves, Mary G. Fanning, Alma Eoerster, Richard McKenny, First row: Blanche Bigue, Dulcie Kees, Hannah Ball, Leane Kindig, Ramona Sherman, Celestine Burns, Evelyn Marshall, Phyllis Bastin, Louise Murray. I Our Faculty O We really understand these patient, long-suffering people who so con- scientiously try to guide us along the path- way of learning? Have we ever stopped to think ,what interesting facts and experien- ces we might learn about these Stern, silent pedogogues? Through our snoop- ing we have gleaned dark secrets which we shall confide to you. p Miss How-The power behind the throne. Her hobbies--her nephews and her summer home. Mr. Wauchope-Heap big Indian Chief. His tolerance, understanding, and good humor make Humboldt the friendly school. Mr. McMann-When a Humboldt stu- dent an actor and an All-city athlete. A trusted leader now. Outside interest, golf. Mrs. Ryan-Much traveled dispenser of shorthand knowledge. Likes c o n t r a c t bridge and gardening. A European trip this summer is rumored. Miss Bastin-One of a family of six girls: two are librarians: two, nursesg two, teachers. Hobbies--French and bird study. Mr. Billing-College altered ambition to become expert telegrapher. Jobs be- Page Fifty fore teaching included telegraphy, printing, bookkeeping, canning, and baggage man in a depot. Miss Graves-Central High alumnus, Likes to play golf, keep house, and teach. Does all three! Miss Eoerster--Puts up with all the whims and fancies of the graduating class. Humboldt alumnus. Interest is music. Mrs. Kindig-Hobby, sewing! Also enjoys playing catch with husband. Miss Bigue-Graduate of Humboldt and the Sorbonne, Paris. Paris couldn't hold her. Studying people is her meat. Miss Whaley-Wanted to be a lawyer. Mrs. Murray-Good business woman. Enjoys imparting pointers from her own experience to her pupils. Miss Chapin-Graduate of Northwes- tern University. Likes to collect antiques Cstudents' themes not includedj. Mr. Nash-Our modest and retiring shop teacher. Inventive and musical. Mr. Engson-A long record behind his name, such as principal of Northwood, Minn. school, Quincy School, Superin- tendent Public Schools in Ivanhoe, Minn., Johnson High math. teacher. HUMBOLDT LIFE Third row: Dorothy McCroskey, Mary Bisciglia, Gladys Brink, Dorothy Jane Hjortsberg, Vivian Geisinger, Elsa Root. Second row: Marion Kaplan, Grace Macaulay, Lucille Renfrew, Anne Mirsky, Sylvia Tomash, Norman Purves, Don Horst, Russell Wall, Darrell Davis. First row: Louise Pribyl, Helen Engelking, Jeanette Kemper, Miss Bastin, Charles Stebbins, Walter Heuer, Herman Schmitz. Humboldfs Librarians HE library force has done its work very well this term. It especially deserves credit for carrying on the work so successfully when Miss Bastin was ill. The force with their duties, includes Ruth Anderson, type and mount: Dorothy McCroskey, desk: Ann Katzovitz, type: Dorothy Jane Hjortsberg, withdraw cata- logue cards: Vivian Geisinger, mend: Lu- cille Renfrew, letters and clippings: Elsa Root, type and fines, Charles Stebbins. ar- range cases: Louise Pribyl, type: Jeanette Kemper and Helen Engelking, overdues and files: Russel Wahl, arrange cases and magazines: Olive Bacon, desk: Mary Bis- ciglia, file: Ann Mirsky, circulation: Don- ald Horst, arrange reference sets: Sylvia Tomash, desk. Miss Bastin has collected 39.29 from overdue books this year. This money is used for supplies in the library. Mr. Powles-Graduate of Mechanic Arts. Interested in radio, elecricity, and Indian relics. Mr. Blankenbiller-Never bested in an argument. Valued by business firms as expert accountant. Mr. Peterson-Philosopher and lecturer. Concerned now with A'What makes boys put magazines over the air blowers? Miss Ostergren-Once told story about requesting her brother to pass her over the butter, which he proceeded at once to do. Story told just oncef Miss Burns-Irish and French! She makes them sing. Studied in Detroit, Mich. Bachelor of Music at Dakota Wes- leyan University: studied piano under Louis Stillman in New York. Mr. McKenny-Work, work, work! Not only at Humboldt, but at the Y. W. C. A., the St. Paul School of Art, and in his home. Has charming daughter, Elaine. Miss Sherman-Once distributed soap coupons for vacation activity. Mr. Ramstad-R e v i e w e r of latest books and plays. Miss Heineman and Miss Hoffman- The globe trotting pair. They have seen much of the earth's surface together. CCOUIl'UUQd on page 805 Page Fifty-one HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Mr, McKenny, Gale Crom, Felicia Walther, Helen Hammond, Edna Eranzmeier, Lucille XVettengel, Dorothy Hjortsberg, Georgine Bade, and Grace Dosh. Second row: Roland Kees, Arnie Reiman. Bennie Rutman, Allen Degnan, Miss Kees, Dale Sampson, George Bollinger, Thomas Gaily, Allen Van, and Earl Kirmser. First row: Janice King, Fannie Kenig, Lillian Kastner, Mable O'D'onncll, Mary Smith, Ruth Hart, Edith Barnham, and Lucille Mourer. G'Humb0ldt Life BOVE is the picture of the staff of Humboldt Life, which has again been given an All-American rating by the National Scholastic Press Association. To get this award, a magazine must be judged as superior in a group of its peers. It must be Well written, cleverly illustrated, and representative of student life. That is what our magazine tries to be. The chief purpose of the Life is to be truly representative of Humboldt stu- dents. That is, it attempts to present what students today are actually thinking and doing, This policy accounts for ar- ticles ranging from a discussion of friend-- ship to the fruits of joy-riding, Humboldt Life also attempts to se- cure the Work of as many different stu- dents as possible. Over forty students helped to compose the fall issue in 1931, and about one hundred have helped to issue this year's magazines. For the past several years Humboldt has been fortunate in securing good art Work Page Fifty-two from capable students, and this year was no exception. Life was excellently il- lustrated. One of the sections most highly praised by the National Scholastic judges was the book department. Honest opinions of ar- resting modern literature were sought and published there. Humboldt had among its students this year some who Were more than acquainted with their respective hobbies, and these students were able to Write about their ex- periences in a most convincing style. Then, too, Life was able to select its litera- ture with the cooperation of the English teachers from a host of excellent student contributions, New articles and side- lights on teachers, students, and institu- tions were printed. Yet, with a magazine good enough to Win an All-American award, and a maga- zine considered one of the best in the city, the low price was retained, and the Hum- HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Joe Spector, Mayland Remick, Mr. Wauchope, Vernon Neihart, Jack Hall, First row: Russel Rau, Harold Alstatt, Philip Delaney, Clarence Jannett, Allen Van. Student Council N the past years the Student Council has been represented by each home room, but this year Mr. Wauchope ap- pointed a group of able boys to the posi- tion. The main object of the council is to promote cleanliness and abolish un- necessary noise. Students were asked to eat their lunches in the cafeteria, thus keep- ing the halls free of paper and refuse. Rather than levy a great many laws, this body held an assembly, portraying the bad habits of school life, and asking the aboli- tion of childish pranks. Much to the ap- proval of the students, dancing after lunch was made possible through this group. Mr. Wauchope is the adviser and Philip Delaney is president of this courageous crew. ,l.l.1- boldt Life again was offered to students at rock-bottom prices As an illustration of this fact, the case of the Annual might be cited. Although smaller Annuals in the city sold for up- wards of seventy-five cents, the senior issue sold for Hfty cents, or twenty-five cents if secured with a year's subscription. Yet our Annual costs over one dollar for the completion of each individual copy. Of course, it is the advertising which pays for this difference. Advertisements from leading merchants have been secured by a capable business staff and displayed in an attractive manner. There is scarcely any similarity between the Life of today and the Humboldt Spectator of yesterday. The magazines of 1914 and l9l5 contained very little by or about Humboldt. They were com- posed mainly of bits of material gathered from other school magazines. Of course. one of the features of modern school maga- zines is the exchange department, but the Life devotes as much space as possible to Humboldt student life alone, as it en- deavors to be really and truly representa- tive. , Page Fifty-three HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Jane Coburn, Dorothy Hjortsberg, Virginia LaNouX, Jeanette Kemper, Wenonah Jorgensen, Jane Zigaria, Marian Kellgren, Dorothy Schwandt, Maxine Roloff, Floy Stewart, Joseph Wettland, Esther Dunn, Marion Griffin, Mary Smith, Ellen Turner, Helen Colbeth, Jane Pehlke, Dorothy Runeaux, Janette Peterson. Third row: Amelia Henley, Beatrice Stadler, Helen Engelking, Alice Sorenson, Rachel Byrne, Natalja Hurley, Helen Thera, Marion Penschuck, Mildred Johnson, Marion LaFavor, Helen Haugen, Helen Schultz, Emily Johnson, Edna Franzmeier, Anita Pederson, Marie Burch, Alice Marie Hurley, Ruth Hart. Second row: Corrine Haedrich, Margaret Thrift, Anna Frey, Juliet Stiefel, La Vonne Henning, Miss Hadlich, Lois Aigley, Louise Pribyl, Helen Laustrup, Edith Farnham, Jean Laustrup Dorothy Haugen. First row: Ione Dack, Catherine Asfeldt, Eileen Cordes, Mary Wondra, Audrey Gladish, Lenore Kennedy, Lucille Renfrew, Eleanor Van, Carmen Peterson, Carolyn Henning, Viola Fraser. Girl Reserves NOTHER important club of this school is the Girl Reserves. The of- ficers are as follows: Louise Pribyl, presi- dent: Edith Farnham, vice-presidentg Cor- rine Haedrick, secretray: and Helen Laus- trup, treasurer. Miss Hadlich is the faculty adviser, The purpose of the club is to encourage girls in better living and sociabil- ity. They have had a series of talks given by interesting speakers. Miss Fanning talked on Mexicog Miss Sherman on eti- quette: Miss Katherine Wergadahl, assist- ant Girl Reserves secretary of the Y, on health and posture, Mr. Wallace Clark on boy and girl relationships: and Miss Florence Carnaham on the same topic as Mr. Clark. Page Fifty-four The girls have had several parties. Their Hrst was in the form of a Hobo Hike, which was followed by a kid party. The roller skating at the Y was a great suc- cess. There was also an all-city party, In addition the girls took part in the city-wide doughnut sale and, with the protits made at Humboldt, they will send one member to Okobogi, interstate Girl Reserves Camp. Besides the officers the cabinet consists of Jean Laustrup, membership chairman, LaVonne Henning, social chairman: Anna Frey, publicity chairman: Juliet Stiefel, interstate club council representative: Mar- garet Thrift, service chairman: and Lois Aigley, program chairman. HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Eleanor Schmidt, Thelma Mortenson, Esther Dunn, Pearl Koop, Helen GrifHn, Helen Thera, Helen Hammond, Ann Busch, Lorraine Ott, Maxine Schreiner. Second row: Lillian Karmen, Mercedes Rigos, Florence Pace, La Vonne Henning, Miss Marshall. Miss Sherman, Lois Aigley, Floy Stewart, Grace Dosh. First row: Mary Louise Johnson, Amelia Ziton, Jeanne Shields, Artyce Steenberg, Muriel Jenne, Alyce Miller, Audrey Gladdish, Marion Penschuck. Beatrice McLagan, Ellen Turner, Helen Schultz. The Girls' Athletic Association HEN the Girls' Athletic Association was organized four years ago, the club had just twelve members. Since then it has increased greatly in size. The pur- pose of the club is to promote athletics among the girls. The ofhcers of the club are La Vonne Henning, president: Jeanne Shields, secre- taryg and Lois Aigley, treasurer. The fac- ulty advisers are Miss Sherman and Miss Marshall. The club has organized a swimming team which meets every Friday at the HY. This team consists of Mercedes Rigos, Doris Hauck, Mary Louise Johnson, Helen Thera, La Vonne Henning, and Lorraine Novotny. Meetings of the girls are held in the cottage where hikes and other good times are planned. Many letters have been earned by the girls in this association by going on hikes, playing tennis, swimming, and taking part in other interesting sports. To receive a small live hundred points must be gained, for a large H, seven hundred points: and for an all-city letter, one thou- sand points. The all-city letters are of a blue and white color. i MMM-4 Some man opening the door of the room where the Girl Reserves are holding a meet- ing, Whatl Is this the detention? Page Fifty-Hue HUMBOLDT LIFE Second row: Elizabeth Cheesebrow, Marion La Favor, Mercedes Rigos, Winifred Dressen, Miss Burns, Mary Louise Johnson. First row: Caroline Bultman, Janice King, Elizabeth Messerschmidt, Ruth Marble, Alice Miller, The Nezod Club and Muriel Jenne. HE Nezod Club of Humboldt con- sists of twelve girls. The faculty ad- viser is Miss Burns. This club exists solely for the purpose of furthering the social enterprises of the school. The of- ficers are as follows: Mercedes Rigos, presi- dent, Muriel Jenne, vice president: Caro- line Bultman, secretary and treasurer. Thus far this year the Nezod Club has given dances at the homes of Mary Louise Johnson and Eleanor Kesting, a toboggan party at the home of Elizabeth Messer- schmidt, and a pow-wow. In January the graduates were Eleanor and Elizabeth Kesting. Those graduating in June are Marion La Favor, Ruth Marble, Muriel Jenne, Alice Miller, Janice King, and Mary Louise Johnson. Office ROM her inner sanctum of the odice, Miss How directs a group of stud- ents known as the Office Force. Many pupils do not know that there is a great deal of work necessary to the smooth running of our school. To be on the Ofhice Force does not mean that one only carries notices and runs errands. The girls must also answer telephone calls and take messages. One of the puzzling questions that greet the new comer in the office is which phone is which and how to connect with the cafeteria. The first work of the year is the typing Page Fifty-six Force of report cards and oflice record cards. Each spare moment must be used for this task. Before each report card day, they must be taken from the files and distributed to the teachers, and then when the cards come in, they must be checked and filed. One of the great privileges of the Ofiice Force is to take dictation from Mr. Wau- chope. Two knocks on the wall always send one of the girls running with her notebook and pencil. Miss How's chief handy-men are Arvid Edwards and Vernon Neihart. Arvid is always around at the right HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Arnold Reiman, Mayland Remick, Fred Lovell, Clarence Jannett, Walter Kastner. Second row: Don Miles, James Doyle, Miss Fanning, Philip Delaney, Harold Alstatt. Third row: Paul Lehman, Clarence Courtney, James Ryan, Frank Knodle, Gordon Barron. The Rolly Hollerz HE Rolly Hollerz, consisting of thir- teen members, is that famous club at Humboldt which has modeled its organ- ization after the structure of a wheel. The hub is the president and the spokes are the other twelve members. Mem- bership in the club is limited. All of its members are interested in athletics. The oflicers are Clarence Courtney, president, Clarence Jannett, vice president: and Frank Knodle, secretary. Miss Fan- ning is the faculty adviser, and the parties of the club are held at her cottage. Miss Fanning and her boys try to make their club one of the best in the school. Meetings are held monthly. ,.,il1l - time and knows how to do everything. His chief work is running the mimeograph machine and bothering Miss Bastin. Vernon's big pastime is to take out notices and run errands. When he comes boldly walking in the classroom, it is a sure sign that someone is wanted in the office or no school after seventh period. Many of the oflice workers are eflicient at Hling. Vernon and Arvid are also very good at this work. The typing of stencils for all tests, lists for reference, programs, and the like are made in the oiiice. Victoria Ablan did most of this typing last term, but since she is out of school, all the girls take a hand at it. Ted Hoag has an ancient Fordg For beauty it rivals a Cordg He steps 011 a partg The Ford gives a startg And Hoag travels off like a lord. WILLARD CONRADI. I once knew a fellow named Ray. He worked very hard every day. But once in a test He just took a rest, And his paper was marked double Al FRED DUQUETTE. Gordon Barron: I donlt know. Small voice in room: His mind is certainly a Bart-fun. Page Fifty-seven HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Lillian Karmen, Lorraine Fortney, Mr. Billing, Lorraine Novotny, Dorothy Culhanc, Adeline Ziton. Second row: Arlene Clemens, Eleanor Patient, Amelia Ziton, Dolores Culhane, Emily Johnson, Carol Frautschi. Theta Sigma Gamma HE Theta Sigma Gamma Sorority is one of the newer clubs at Humboldt and was organized September, 1931. Mr. Billing is the very capable adviser. The officers are Lorraine Novotny, president, Lenore Nistler, vice president: Eleanor Patient, secretary and treasurer. There are thirteen members in the club. The club meets every noon in the cafeteria, where the meetings are held, and jokes and gos- sip exchanged. Social activities are the chief purpose of the club. Two dancing parties and one tobogganing party have been given. One party was given at the home of Lorraine Fortney and the other at the home of Eleanor Patient. After the tobogganing party, which was given at the Somerset Golf Course, refreshments were served at the home of Lenore Nistler. The Chess Club URING King Henry Vlll's reign, his sixth wife, Catherine Parr, was to be beheaded by his order. Catherine tried to avert her fate by telling Henry how she had stolen a pawn from him during a game. She did this to show him how small her sins were and how unjust her death would be. She succeeded, for Henry changed his mind and saved her. At Humboldt there are boys who, like Henry and Catherine, love to play chess. Though they do not play for life and Page Fifty-eight death stakes as did Catherine, their interest is the same that such stakes give to the game. The leaders, Benny Heller, Roland Kees, and Henry Rosenblatt, play in the library during their free periods at school. Besides exercising the players' brains, these games have exercised Miss Bastin's vocal cords, for she has had to shout orders for quiet at the players' audience which in- variably gathers. To add zest to these games, Mr. Wau- chope promised to the champion a prize of HUMBOLDT LIFE Second row: Josephine Wetteland, Virginia Ackerman, Pearl Koop, Helen Thera, and Helen Griffin. First row: Marcella Ernst, Dorothy Spangler, Eunice WUlfIHg', Lucille Manteufel, La Vonne Henning, and Esther Dunn. Sigma Iota Nu HE Sigma Iota Nu Club, consisting of twelve girls, was organized in Novem- ber, l93l. The purpose of this club is to promote athletics. The club had charge of the Annual Homecoming. Both social and business meetings have been held. The club had a Christmas party in the cafeteria of the school, after which the members presented Miss How, their adviser, with a beautiful scarf. An- other Christmas party was given for the club at the home of Esther Dunn. Games and dancing were the events of the evening. Several of the members gave musical num- bers. The oHicers of the club are Eunice Wulf- ing, president, Virginia Ackerman, treas- urer, Dorothy Helen Spangler, assistant treasurer: Marcella Ernst, publicity chair- man. a pocket chess board with slits to hold the Celluloid chess men. The prize had addi- tional value in that Mr. Wauchope had made it himself. The contenders for the prize were Earl Kirmser, Benny Heller, Henry Rosenblatt, Roland Kees and Mor- ris Lipfield. Heller beat Kirmser, Rosen- blatt beat Lipiield, Kees beat Heller, and Rosenblatt beat Kees, winning the laurels, Not content with home games, the three musketeers, Kees, Heller, and Rosenblatt sallied forth to meet the Central chess team. Though the result was a defeat, a return contest is expected in the near fu- ture. Lately Hyman Garber and Forest Ot- tinger have joined the chess group. In play they have proved themselves more than equal to a place among their veteran comrades. After the taking of Sarah Ball's and Earl Kirmser's picture for the Daily News, Sarah said: 'fSay, I only heard two clicks. That's nothing, replied Helen Ham- mond. I heard a crash. Page Fifty-nine HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Adela Reiman, Maxine Schreiner, Thelma Mortenson, Ruth Goldberg, Lucille Foster, Leora Schlammp, Dorothy Goldberg, Florence Kuschke, Mae Funk, Dorothy Rohneau, Myrtle Hanson, Jane Coburn. Third row: Hildegarde Eicholz, Martha Weckel, Mary llafiz, Ruth Bremer, Miss Burns, Ger- trude Hozza, Helen Colbeth, Dolores Culhane, Emily Johnson. Second row: Jerry La Valle, Helen Henderson, Isabel Schoch, Elizabeth Murray, Katherine Doyle, Hazel Hardwick, Marion Penschuck, Fannie Diamond, and Fannie Kenig. First row: Marie Deustcrman, Virginia McCoy. Ardyce Steenberg, Helen Schultz, Helen Detsch, Adeline Ziton, Mildred Johnson. mllhe Singer of Naples HARMING in both song and story, the operetta, The Singer of Naples, presented April 28 and 29, was enthusiastically received by a large audi- ence. Jerry La Valle took the part of the rich young Countess Teresa with whom all young men fell in love. After hearing the street singer, Guido Massiani, CEdgar Staehelib, she gives him an opportunity to study under a well knownlsinging teacher, Signor Amato Reni, QAlphonse Weyandj. The leading members of the troupe of singers, the dashing James Doyle, the Herce-looking Tom Klingel, and the naive Viola Vogt, hate to lose their friend, but give him up, realizing his wonderful op- portunity. Page Sixty Several months later after The Singer of Naples has become famous, he tem- porarily loses his voice. He then discovers that all of his new friends liked him only because of his fame. Having been rejected, he returns to his troupe, where he is gladlv received. Usually singers are not actors, but those in The Singer of Naples were, Mitchel Kaminsky was a gay, debonair Signor Fortunato, exercising his magnetism on both his customers and his mannequins-- Maxine Dehmer, Dorothy Goldberg, Hildegarde Eichholz, and Emily and Mil- dred Johnson. Helen Schultz successfully concealed her real disposition under the mask of a shrew. Hen-peeked Laurence Lewis revealed a hitherto hidden talent for humor. HUMBOLDT LIFE Tcp row: Arthur Galburt, Russell Damon. William Dordell, Lawrence Lewis, Charles Calton, Alphonse Weyand, Louis Kieffer, Allen Renslow, Herbert Reissner, Meyer Siegel. Third row: Mitchel Kaminsky, Warren Haberkorn. Russel Rietz, Warren Schlukebier, James Doyle, Miss Burns, Mason Carleton, William Raddatz, Abe Bercovitz, Irving Robinovitz, Willard Engleman. Second row: George Hoff, Rudolph Kuettner, Edgar Staehli, Jack Hall, Al Koepke, Charles Samuelson, Leon Essenstein, Clarence Grossman, Tom Klingel, First row: Cloy Knodt, John Whaley, Norman Purves, Kent Phelps, Isadore Blizinski, Israel Cooper, Maxfxeld Pusin, Melvin Kieffer. ,M.ll. With their precise movements, blank faces, and A'Serve the Coffee Piping Hot, the maids and butlers scored a big hit. The maids were Adela Reiman, Isabel Schoch, Leora Schlampp, and Thelma Mortenson. The butlers were Clarence Grossman, War- ren Schlukebier, Bill Raddatz, and George HOH. In fact, everyone, including the chorus, played his role with dash and vigor. The songs were delightful. Childhood days caused old gray heads to sigh over their past youth. The student chorus charmed with its good looks and gay spir- its. The orchestra with William Dordell at the piano gave sympathetic support throughout the operetta. And after the show? Then there de- scended upon Miss Burns a flood of con- gratulations for her production of one of the best operettas given at Humboldt. The dancing, the acting, costuming, music- were all managed by her. Mr. McKenny and Mr. Nash, assisted by Dominic De Valerio, Virginia McCoy, Mary Hafiz, Catherine McDonald, Thelma Mortensen, Charles Maloney, Louis Vilen- drer, David Racer, and Phillip Cognetta, had charge of the attractive scenery. Everyone went to the party but Jack, Mary, him, her, them, and us, said Miss Chapin explaining the use of the objective case. Dorothy Schlukebier: Well, who in the world went? Mr. Powles: Girls should not use too much rouge, for it will clog the pores of the skin. Ted Hoag: Don't worryg it gets wiped off! Page Sixty-one HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Bennie Goldstein, Ernie Johnson, Mason Carleton, Kenneth Smith, Dorothy Schluke- bier, Lorraine Otte, Albert Peterson, Walter Kutscher, Bill Dordell. Second row: Anna Mae Alberts, Lucille Whaley, Esther Hammon, Dorothy Haugen, Caroline Marti, Arnold Goin, Miss Burns, Rene Heuer, Arvid Edwards, Roland Kees, Norman Purves, Bill Raddatz. First row: John Kesting, Sylvan Gleckman, Josephine Wettland, John Rose. Sherman Marrin son, Jack Hall, Arthur Schletty, Harold Smith, Adrian Repohl, David Racer. Music Department HE music department, under the di- rection of Miss Burns, began this last year's activities by entertaining the audience with their music between the acts of the performance of the annual play, A Full House. ' The day before Christmas vacation, both the Girls' and Boys' Glee Clubs, dressed in red and green smocks with their leaders carrying candles, walked through the halls dispensing real Christ- mas spirit by singing Come All Ye Faith- ful. Two weeks later they took an import- ant part in the Ladies' Night program at the Riverview Commercial Club. The orchestra played several numbers, such as Medley of Folk Songs, Minuet, and Largo. Allah's Holiday, Love's Old Sweet Song and 1'The Snowstormn were sung by the Girls' Glee Club. Among the songs of the Boys' Glee Club were Pace Sixty-two The Stein Song, The Bells of St. Mary, Friendship, and Mammy's Lullaby. In perfect harmony, the orchestra played the accompaniment for The Singer of Naples, presented by the music depart- ment on April 28 and 29. On May 6 an Arbor Day Assembly was held under the blue skies, with the trees and flowers for scenery. The Girls' Glee Club sent their sweet music on the air by singing Trees, a fitting song. The orchestra played a Medley of Patriotic Songs, and that was followed by Stars of the Summer Night, sung by the Boys' Glee Club. The last event, which will bring to a close this year's work of the music depart- ment, will be the Commencement exercises, for which Miss Burns is preparing a mixed chorus. ' HUMBOLDT LIFE Athletic Scholarships NE of the most popular and debated questions in the United States today is that question which asks whether or not it is right for colleges and universities to buy the services of football players by means of what is generally known as ath- letic scholarships. My first thought was to be inclined to answer in the negativefin fact, very de- cidedly in the negative. Such a practice can lead but to one end, and that end is the complete professionalizing of inter- collegiate athletics. But as I considered the subject more deeply, I came to the conclusion that if a boy has decided talent as a musician, or if he is a skilled artist, we are quick to decide that that boy should be offered every educational advantage. We secure scholarships for him. His talent is the means by which he secures his education. Why should not, then, the football player be given an equal chance at a higher edu- cation? Any man who can contribute something tangible to a school is deserving of finan- cial aid, and certainly no one will deny the fact, no matter how much he may de- plore it. Also, if I may add, there is nothing which adds as much to the reputa- tion of a school as does an outstanding football player or football team. On second thought athletic scholarships are not so bad as they appear on the sur- face. I have offered proof of the fact that the theory behind them is sound. How do they actually work out? Just as in any other type of scholarship-the holder must come through with the goods. What could be fairer? As to the question of whether or not athletics in professionalized, the conferences are such tical impossibility. I can come, then, but to one conclusion. It is one of the peculiarities of the human race to attack these people who are achiev- ing glory for themselves, Because of this, the average man opposes athletic scholar- ships. But in my estimation it does not de- tract from a man's character to accept one of these scholarships. ARTHUR CORNELIUS. college is becoming rules in the various that this is a prac- Shorthand Experts Recently the Gregg Shorthand Com- pany sponsored a contest for all shorthand pupils. Humboldt students partook in this contest by writing specimens of short- hand. Honorable mention was awarded to Jean Horton. Other students of Hum- boldt who received Order of Gregg Artists certificates are the following: Virginia Ackerman, Dorothy Barron, Katie Bassett, Ruth Beggs, Dorothy Buche, Ann Busch, Inez Campbell, Mary Cohen, Helen Colbeth, Evelyn Cooperman, Fran- ces Erling, Clara Fromovitch, Mildred Glewwe, Ruth Goldberg, Helen Griffen, Eileen Grosmark, Mary Gunther, Phyllis Hacklander, Corrine Haedrich, Esther Ha- mon, Dorothy Jane Hjortsberg, Muriel Jenne, Geraldine Jenny, Ann Katzovitz, Fannie Klaimon, Vera Kovarick, Elvira Leszinski, Virginia Marthaler, Bernadette Neagle, Cora Nelsen, Esther Nymark, Pauline Paster, Dorothy Paul, Jane Pehlke, Sarah Pertzik, Esther Piper, Lila Pomper, Louise Pribyl, Lucille Renfrew, Helen Rosenberger, Mae Scheuneman, Isabel Schoch, Jeanne Shields, Mary Shillock, Ida Simes, Phyllis Swanson, Helen Thera, Florence Thompson, Margaret Thrift, Viola Vogt, Lucille Wettengel, Eunice Wulfing, Felicia Walther and Amelia Ziton. Page Sixty-three HUMBOLDT LIFE x 'L Third row: Phil Delaney, Claffen Torpey, Don Appelby. Don Hepburn, Robert Thill, Max Miller, Alfred Ohmann. Arnold Cioin, Cloy Knodt, Tim Lipschultz. Middle row: Rollie Johnson. Gerald Stiff, Tom Klingel. Arthur Schletty. Robert Bruce, Warren Kilbourne. Ray Nolles, James Doyle, Melvin Plummer, Vernon Neihart. Jack Hall. Joe Spector. Front row: Calvert lielton. Russell Rau. Arnie Reiman, Dominic De Valerio. Clarence Jannett, Clarence Courtney, Cordon Barron, Harold Alstatt, Louis Haggenmiller, lired Eigenman, Mr. McMann. Football T LAST a Humboldt eleven has shaken off the jinx that has camped on their trail for eleven years. Last fall Coach McMann assembled a team that Was able to go through the entire season with only one defeat and one tie game. The winning of the city conference football championship climaxed the greatest foot- ball year Humboldt has ever participated in. At the beginning of the football season last fall, the prospects of a Winning team were bright. With practically the entire first team composed of veterans, Coach Mc- Mann immediately set about teaching the candidates the proper execution of the series of signals he gave them. Mr. Mc- Mann Was given a pleasant surprise when several members of the B squad showed enough ability and fight to Warrant their Page Sixtq-four gaining a place on the first team, displacing several veterans, Mr. McMann was assisted in his coach- ing duties by Rollie Johnson, former Me- chanic Arts mentor. Coach Johnson took over the difficult task of teaching the line the necessary fundamentals. He suc- ceeded in turning out one of the sturdiest and most polished forward walls in the city conference, a fact which added ma- terially to the team's great success. The 1931 football season was different from any previous season in this respect. It marked the beginning of night football in the high school conference. Attracting large crowds, night football proved to be a boon to Humboldt, enabling the school to re-establish football on a firm basis and replenish the depleted athletic coHers. Early in the season the Humboldt eleven HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Harold Alstatt, Clarence Jannctt, Gordon Barron, Clarence Courtney. First row: Fred Eigenman, Russel Rau, Dominic De Valerio, Raymond Nolles, Louis Haggen- miller, Arnold Reiman, Gerald Stiff. was regarded as a strong team. As a mat- ter of fact, it had to go through the sea- son as a marked group, a handicap that should not be placed upon any team. ln each game, the team had to overcome a weight advantage, but they showed their fighting spirit and great courage by coming from behind in every game to win. The great battle between Humboldt and Central, October 23, will never be for- gotten by the thousands that packed the St. Thomas stands. Humboldt entered the game badly crippled and facing a weight handicap. Every moment of the game was full of thrills. Humboldt en-, joyed a six point lead until late in the fourth quarter, when on a long pass Cen- tral put the ball down within a yard of Humboldt's goal. It was here that the 1931 Humboldt eleven established the fighting tradition for future Indian teams to live up to. Central had four downs to make one yard, but they could not gain an inch. The game will be remembered in the football history of Humboldt as the greatest stand ever made by a Humboldt team. Although several veterans will be lost for the coming season, Humboldt again has championship hopes. At the annual football banquet held February 3, Clarence Jannett was unani- mously elected captain of the 1932 team. FOOTBALL CONFERENCE SCORES Oct. 2, 1931-Humboldt 13, Mechanic Arts 7. Oct. 9, 1931-Humboldt 12, Washing- ton 7. Oct. 23, 1931-Humboldt 13, Central 7. Nov. 4, 1931--Humboldt 14, Johnson 14. Much of Humboldt's success last fall was due to the fine B team that faced them each night in scrimmage. Jack Hall, Joe Spector, Art Schletty, and Bob Bruce com- prised the backiield, while Tom Klingel, Cal Felton, Vernon Neihart, and Warren Kilbourne performed well in the line. The B team played a heavy Packer eleven at South St. Paul, October 28. After holding the Packers on even terms for almost the entire game, Humboldt boys were scored upon and lost the game 7-O. The chief features of the game were the long slides the opposing backields made in the mud. Page Sixty-Eur' HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Lawrence Martin, Donald King, William Raddatz, Edward Tolch, Willard Conradi, Clarence Courtney, Howard Van. Leo Trap, Melvin Wettengel. Second row: Grover Fletcher, Robert Johnson. Gordon Barron. Jack Smythe. Allen Van, Louis Pepin. First row: Vvfilliam Stewart. Hockey HE l932 Humboldt hockey team experienced a successful season. Out of fourteen games played, seven were vic- tories, four were ties, and three were de- feats. Three games played with Central and one with Mechanics resulted in score- less ties. Humboldt was fortunate in securing the services of Leslie Munns as a coach. Under his tutelage, the team progressed rapidly and put up one of the strongest defenses in the city high school league. At the beginning of the skating season only a handful of men reported to Coach Munns: but instead of becoming discour- aged, Munns built up a team that was strong enough to place second in the hockey standings of the high school league. Next year's team will be without the services of such veterans as Barron, Fletcher, Stewart and Martin. Grover Fletcher was high scorer for the team, hav- ing eight goals to his credit, with Allen Van running a close second. Stewart was ranked among the best of the high school goalies. Page SfXftl-SIDX Following is the scoring table: Goals Assists Total Fletcher , . . 7 l 8 A. Van , , , . 5 3 8 Pepin . . , . 2 3 5 Barron , . . . 3 l 4 Courtney . , . , 3 0 3 H. Van . . . . l l 2 Wettengel . . . . l l 2 Martin . . , . l O l Johnson , . . , . 1 O l Totals . . , , .24 l0 34 William Stewart scored four goals for the opposition, while Gordon Barron tal- lied once. The team was determined to beat Cen- tral and in the second of two games played at the Auditorium, they managed to eke out a victory, 2-l. Grover Fletcher and Allen Van scored the goals. fiklontinued on Page 67 V HUMBOLDT LIFE Left lo right: Russell Waldo, Richard Kutscher, Albert Evans, George Haller, Willard Conradi, Arthur Cornelius. Ed Tolch, Walker Thompson, George Wilson, Eric Schultz, Tom Klingel, John Vxfentz. Swimming HE Humboldt swimming team had a successful season this year, having been beaten in the city championship swimming meet only by Mechanics and Central. They, too, were the only schools which downed Humboldt in water polo. Tom Klingel, John Wentz, and Art Cornelius starred respectively in the 220- yard swim, the 100-yard backstroke, and the fancy diving. In the championship meet, the relay team of Klingel-Thomp- son-Kutscher-Evans took fourth place: John Wentz won second place in the back stroke, and the medley team of Wentz- Kutscher-Cornelius placed second. The water polo team was composed of Tom Klingel, John Wentz, Walker Thompson, Richard Kutscher, George Wil- son, Eric Schultz, and George Haller. Tennis ITH Grover Fletcher the only letter- man, the tennis team was composed of new but experienced members. In a tournament to determine the players, Sia- mos, Griffin, Kivatintz, and Nolles reach- ed the semi-finals. Last year's team was graced by two out- standing racquet wielders-Eletcher and Elizabeth Kesting. Grover won all his matches, while Elizabeth won several tour- naments and attained high honor in a woman's contest last winter. This year's team is expected to be quite successful as the newcomers have proved themselves very capable. The tournament conducted was open to all students eligible for the team. A surprising amount of talent was unearthed. Thirty-two stu- dents took part in this tourney, which lasted for several weeks. lContinued from Page 665 The results of the games follow: Humboldt -Central O. Humboldt -Mechanic Arts O. Humboldt -Johnson O. Humboldt Central O. Humboldt -Mechanic Arts Z. Humboldt -Johnson 0. Page Sixty-seucn HUMBOLDT LIFE fr Q A , fi. K R. xx X ' ' 'ff' 'N RT NS ff. iz E! .,gM ?? '-Xffly J .V i,., ll f X! -.gdwk J J, 1 , if Myrgori H915 IN THE BOXING PIRMAMENT ,- f Boxing HE first boxing tournament held at Humboldt proved to be a success, both from the spectator's and the contes- tant's point of view. The tournament lasted for three days, April 6, 7 and 8, the first two days being devoted to elimina- tions. On the last day of the tournament, the entries fought for championships in their respective divisions. There were over fifty entries, weights ranging from paper- weight to heavyweight. In each weight the entries were as fol- lows: Paperweight-James Ryan, John Kent, Meyer Lande, Tim Lipschultzg ily- weight-Fred Zaine, Rudolph Galyath, Max Granzberg, Elmer Eranzmeier, ban- tomweight-Al Weyand, Mitchell Kamin- sky, Norman Purves, Vincent Landis, John Kent: featherweight-Kenneth Mul- cahy, Russell Damon, Walter Kutscher, George Haller, Herbert Reissner, Myron Katz, Roy Applebaum, Lawrence Lewis, Harry Silverman, Simon Lasch: light- weight-Joe Spector, Eric Schultz, Ered Coakley, Abe Berkovitz, Dale Baker, Mike Kzaley, Marshall Busch, Howard Clear- man, Frank Knodle, Rudolf Kuettner, welterweight-Al Koepke, Robert John- son, Clarence Courtney, Alfred Ohmang middleweight-Edward Corey, Edward Cuaisbauer, Arthur Cornelius, Kenneth Hanke, James Doyle, Clarence Jannett, light heavyweight-Mayland Remick, Er- nest Johnson, James Kennedy, Melvin Plummer, Frank Haskell, Gordon Barron, heavyweight-Arnie Reimann and Wal- ter Heuer. In the paperweight division John Kent fought Meyer Lande for Hrst honors. Max Granzberg defeated Rudolph Galyath in the finals, while Mitchell Kaminsky won from Vincent Landis. In the feather- weight finals Myron Katz had as runner- up, Roy Applebaum. A good bout was seen when Joe Spector fought Frank Knodle in a close fight for championship. Al Koepke displayed box- ing ability in defeating Bob Johnson in the welterweight championship bout. The middleweight champion, Arthur Corneli- us, won his bout with apparent ease from Kenneth Hanke. ln the light heavyweight class, pugnacious boxing was shown dur- ing the final between James Kennedy and Gordon Barron. Arnie Reimann was given the decision over Walter Heuer in the heavy division. 1-l,l,lL.l-il Golf HE 1932 Humboldt Golf Team has gone through an unusually success-- ful season so far. At the time of going to press, the golf team had won three meets, defeating Johnson, Mechanic Arts, and Harding High Schools. The team won from Johnson April 25, at Highland Park. The fact that Humboldt defeated Johnson is considered worthy of special mention, because Johnson had won the city championship in successive years since l9Z4. This year they were again con- sidered as possible title winners. The team consists of Captain Tom Schultz, Lambert Ehyrie, Melvin Wetten- gel, John Henry Rose, and Marshall Busch. The only returned veteran from last year's team is Tom Schultz. The golf team has five matches remain- ing on its schedule. If the team continues to play the type of golf that it has shown so far this season, the chance of annexing the city crown is very bright. Students are invited to witness the matches. ?l- There was El young man named Tinig In March he went for a swiing He dived with n splash And came out like a ilashg From then on he stayed in the gym, JAMES MAUER. -Mi...- Miss Ostergren: Some people travel by freight because they can't express them- selves. Page Sixty-nine HUMBOLDT LIFE Top row: Kenneth Smith, Irving Rabinovitz, Russel Rau. Mr. 1Vlc1Vlann, Ray Nolles, Hymie Simos, Vernon Neihart. Second row: James Doyle, Nathan Lucker, Phil Delaney, Pischel Schein, lired Lovell. First row: Harold Alstatt, Joe Spector, Jack Hall, Abe Berkovitz. Basketball ESPITE the fact that the basketball team completed the season with only one victory, it was by no means a poor year. All the games lost were by a very close margin, Humboldt often being in the lead in the earlier part of the game. With the exception of Fred Lovell and Fischel Schein, the entire team will be back next year. From the showing the boys made this year, it is quite certain that they will be close to the top next season. Playing only one round of basketball severely handicapped the team, and it is hoped that two rounds will be played next year. Lucker, playing his first year, was placed on the second all-city team. It is quite evident that he will be a star in the com- ing season. The following schedule shows how ex- tremely close the games were. Humboldt 22, .,..,,.. ,Mechanics 25 - The 1932 golf schedule is as follows: April Z5-Johnson vs. Humboldt at Highland. May 2-Mechanics vs. Humboldt at Keller, May 5+Harding vs. Humboldt at Highland. May 9-Central vs, Humboldt at High- land. Puge Seventy Humboldt 16. . . .... Washington 14 Humboldt 14 ..,. , , .Johnson 17 Humboldt 15 .... , , . Central 24 May 12?Johnson vs. Humboldt at Keller, May 19-Mechanics vs. Humboldt at Keller. May 23-Harding vs. Humboldt at Highland, May 26kCentral vs. Humboldt at Kel- ler. Who's Who in the 1931-32 H Club Alstatt, Harold F ,.. .. Aronovsky, Max -mm Barron, Gordon LL, Beaurline, Carl W ,. Bruce, Robert 2.2-222- Busch, Ann .rr.,., L Conradi, Willard LL Cornelius, Arthur ,Ln Courtney, Clarence L-.. Delaney, Philip C,.- ,W De Valerio, Dominic Dosh, Grace ,C..CC, 2 Doyle, James LL,.-,,., Eigenman, Fred L---L, Evans, Albert Ha4..Y Felton, Calvert ,. ,DDD 2 Fletcher, Grover ...LLLL Granzberg, Max ,.,,,.. Haggenmiller, Louis -W Hall, Jack -.--,.., D,,, ,. Haller, George ..,,,, Jannett, Clarence -am Johnson, Robert ffg., Kaminsky, Mitchell -W Katz, Myron ,,D,.,, Kennedy, James BL, Kent, John ,,,D,.. Klingel, Thomas -LL Koepke, Al ....,,. Kutcher, Richard D,,, Lovell, Fred Lnua--- 1 Football, 31 ,.,DDD -.- 1 Basketball, 32 ,,,,,, WL..- Hockey, '29-'30-'31-32 Football. '30-'31 LLLLWL-.- Football, '31 . ootc -- Football, '31 ,,,, --,,- 1 G. A. A., 32 Lt, ,DDrD,. - Hockey manager, 32 Outstanding blocker. He saved the game! Football and hockey hero, Humboldt's hard luck player. A dependable reserve fullback. She likes tennis. Swimming, '32 C,,,, ,,-,.-Quite the business man. Swimming, '32 Boxing, '32 ,,D22., Hockey, 32 Football, '29-'31-'32 A fancy boxer. A great skater and all-city man. Basketball, '31-'32 ,2,. ,.,Strong on defense. Football, '30-'31 2,a,2 .--- 1 G. A. A., 32 ,2,aaaDDD, , 1 Basketball, 31 ,DD22 WSDL, 1 Football, 31 ....,,2 L.- Swimming, '32 a,2.,Y -La Football, '29-'30-'32 Basketball manager, '29-'3 O Hockey, '30-'31-'32 Tennis, '30-'31-'32 ,22... Boxing, '32 L., ,22222., -3 Football, '30-'31 --,,,,,.,, Basketball, '32 .L D,,,,,Da, Champion ticket seller. Can she play basketball! Because of him there were fem- inine basketball fans. A sturdy and fierce end. A fancy diver. Capable and intelligent end. High point man for hockey and a tennis champ, A hard little slugger. Place kicker. He ran us into the rain at South St. Paul. Swimming, '31-'32 ,2,.. ..-A girl's tennis fan. Football, '30-'31 -M ,,L, Hockey, '32 -,DD22D,2.D2 Boxing, '32 ,,2-,,,,, LL, 1 Boxing, 32 Ln. D22a..D2 L A dependable backfield player and no slouch in the class- room. Speedy, a good stick handler. A marvelous singer and boxer. He overcame great opposition to become featherweight cham- pion. Boxing, '32 a3r,,,DDD2, .A slugging, aggressive fighter. Boxing, '32 a,,.. -.-.,.,.t.Lr-He goes after 'em. Football, '30-'31 Swimming, '30-'31-'32 -,,A big lineman and strong for Boxing, '32 LLL.,- Swimming, '32 2,2,,2.a - Basketball, '32 3,..2,.3 r.- football. Looks very neat in the ring. A speedy alternate. Flashy forward with an artistic temperament. Page Seventy-one Lucker, Nathan LL, Martin, Lawrence News Nolles, Ray --- Pace, Florence cc,, Pepin, Louis c....... Rau, Russell ,,cn, Ln, Reimann, Arnie LL Schein, Fishel ,-L Smith, Kenneth ,nn,,, Spector, Joe 22, L , Stewart, William L Stiff, Gerald .,w,, Thompson, Walker Tolck, Edward ,LL Van, Allen ,,,,, 2, ,,,, ,, Van, Howard ,,rr ,rn Wentz, John ,r,,, L, Wettengel, Melvin Ln, Wilson, George .u,r, ,, HUMBOLDT LIFE Basketball, '3 2 ,-LLL,L-,,Small, but oh, myl Hockey, 32 rr..rrrr... sWaited until senior year to blaze Football, '31 Basketball, '32 r Out BS 21 Star. L,,L,,L---Tough on the football Held but soft on the girls. G. A. A. 32 ......,,... -Good tumbler. Hockey, '30-'3 Football, '31 Football, '31 Basketball, 32 Basketball man Boxing, '32 Basketball, '32 l-'3 2 ..,n,2 All-city man and ilashiest play- Ql' OH team. -L,,L,,,Everyone fell for his football and his red roadster. Boxing, '32 2222222222 -.,.Hard, charging lineman. -,----LLLrHumboldt will Schein tonight ager, 3 2 in basketball. L-. L ,Competent --,-Believe it or notl He makes and catches his own forward passes, Hockey, '32 ,,,,,,w, -,-,-.rO u r handsome, curly-haired goal-guard. Football, 31 ,,,,,,, U LFirst year in football and a Star! Swimming, '31-'32 ,,,--,.L..Caretaker for the Twin Citv Rapid Transit Company. Swimming, '32 ..,. ,a,,-A reliable dash man and tenor. Hockey, '30-'31-'32 Hockey, '29-'31-'32 Swimming, Hockey, '32 Swimming, '32 '31-'32 LL,-,- Hang 'em on the rafters, All Ln,r,r,, Get a break, Howieg get a break I ' ' LL-.- ,r,, A dash man in swimming and speedy in classes. ,LLLLL,,,--,-- Get a bell, Mel! L,,L-,,-LStudious and thoughtful. WPOMESB I. My heart leaps up when 1 behold A piece of cherry pie. So was it when I lirst could eat: So is it now 1 have false teet'1 So be it when my bell shall toll, And I shall die. The pie is better than a can Of soup. 1 wish my meals would be Marked day by day by cherry past-ry. Iaae Seventy-two II. In the spring a young man's fancy Lightly turns to thoughts of love. In the summer he's still talking Of the moon and stars above. In the fall when leaves are turning He is still that love-sick chap: But when Christmas comes a-stealing He knows he's just a doggone sap. FELICIA WALTHER. HUMBOLDT LIFE Prophecy HE immutable law of averagesg the unchangeable, inflexible, mathematical truth, the God of the humdrum and the common-place, do hereby make my proph- ecy for the class of 1932 of the Humboldt High School. Therefore, let is be known that by 1947, out of a class of 183 members, there will be 26 bridge-playing, afternoon tea- going, dissatisfied wives: and for each of these wives there will be a tired, misunder- stood, business man. There will be two crooked politicians, and two crooked contractors to go hand in hand with the two crooked politicians. There will be three bootleggers and three dry agents. If the 18th amendment has been repealed by this time, the bootleggers will be Anti-Saloon League lecturers. There will be at least one know-nothing social service worker whose delight it will be to talk to the rich about the poor but who will do nothing about it. There will be 52 workers with their hands toiling day after day without know- ing why, Cunless maybe, it's to keep the wife in imitation silk underwear and gas in the family hackb. There will, no doubt, be a ham actor or two, a couple of lawyers, several den- tists, three or four cheap, small-time crooks, maybe a high class confidence man or a stock broker. There will be teachers and nurses ga- lore. There will be two or three drunk- ards who will be pointed out with horror, by the respectable people. Then there is the class success. The shining example-a big business man, per- haps, or a senator, dazed, no doubt, by his luck and wondering just how he got there. I, the law of averages, do hereby pro- claim that this be my prophecy for the class of 1932. Signed: HORATIUS COCLES. LESLIE MUNNS Humboldt's first hockey coach, Leslie Munns, proved his splendid coaching abil- ity when our team placed second in the high school race. His great defensive brand of hockey was exhibited when in all the conference games only two goals were scored on Humboldt's team. The championship was lost to Mechanics by a score of 2-1. Mr. Munns' brawling voice, prodding the players to do their stuff, was seldom silent in a game. Mr. Munns first became famous in athletics in a Minneapolis high school where he played in hockey, baseball and football. After leaving high school, he played baseball in the St. Paul city league, and hockey for a semi-pro team. When purchased by the St. Paul Baseball team two years ago to become pitcher, he was forced to abandon his hockey career lest he injure his pitching arm. His serv- ices were requested by the St. Paul Hockey team last year, but he had to refuse. Max Granzberg: She oughta go out West where men are men. Miss Ball: Instead of staying here where boys are babies, I suppose. Page Seventy-three NAME Miss How .ff4- . Mrs. Ryan .f4-- - Miss Burns Mr. Peterson --, Mr. Nash ..... 7 Miss Mr. McKenney .-. Mr. McMann --.... Mrs. Kindig Miss Foerster -,, Mr. Billing .,.. Mrs. Murray E Miss Chapin Miss Sherman , Miss Ball -,- Mr. Ramstad - Mr. Powles -E Mr. Maitrejean Miss Hoffman Miss Hadlich - Mr. Jarvis E-- Miss Ostergren Page Seventy-four Whaley -KW FOOD Not: interested in foods - - .. Mushrooms -- - Ham loaf ,a.. ,Corn beef and cabbage Cucumbers -- . Mushrooms ,.. . Roast beef EY-.. Pea soup .... . F acult Follies PEE VE Does not believe in hav- ing pets-rumor to the contrary Misspelled word ....... Squeezing tooth paste out of the bottom of a tube instead of top nl ed Hoag ,,..E..,.s,., Saxophones and crooners ,s- Bad manners .... Y ..... ,- Abolition of spring football.. Roast carrots - .The old saying, I'rn not prepared -Cake ,....., ,Wenn die Schuler sagen Roast pork -, - Sauerkraut in winter but fresh straw- berries and i c e cream in summer Ich Weiss es nicht Students who come around for locker combinations after 2:20 A grown woman who screams with fear at the sight of an innocent little cat Pie .d,,.,,, .Unwrapping the laundry Ice Cream ,,,. Roast beef with jelly Cars outside my 7th period class when the door is open Having to move ....,... Whistling ,..,,....,,, .- Roast beef ,--.-Back-nrmg .,..,-Av-,d ,H Fish in sum- mer Whistling in his room ,,.d None ,.,.... Radio going at twelve , .. -Angel food cake o'clock at night Ticket sale ..,.,,..,-. ,- Tomatoes ---.-Answering the telephone Navy beans --- His wife fIsn't true thoughj DESIRE None --,-. .,E..,...,. -.. -None W- .,,.,.. s-,,d,,, SUPERSTITION None. None. Wouldn't dare tell .,-..E. None. To have a 16-cylinder Cad- dillac thas only an eight nowj To be so ugly people will let him alone A class with no M. R. fail- ures To paint murals -..... -. Break IOO-in golf ..... . Not to give an AA except in July and August. Passing a graveyard. Have none. -None. -No such a thing as luck in the long run. Mediterranean cruise ..... -Belief in fairies, Travel -saw .sc..... -..- To have plenty of night football games Not to be awakened when napping To own and operate a coupe. To sleep in the morning -dn To see Carassonne by moonlight Shock people out of their mental slumber None ...a.,...a....... To be able to quit working and follow impulses To have a book shop ---.. To take a book some- where and read .None Rap on wood to prevent illness. Thirteen at a table at one time. .Rain before seven. clear before eleven. Not superstitious. Fortunes in tea cups. Has confidence in amateurs only. Too bashful to con- fess. ls not superstitious. None. Number thirteen is lucky. Walking under ladders. Enough to eat ,-.- ,,..a -.-Black cats mean bad Salads .-..... Chalk dust ..a..,...,. -To be first soprano in Sr. Olaf's Choir luck. Geometry does not admit superstitions. Mr. Engson H . Miss Bastin Miss Graves ,,,, , Miss Heinemann Mr. Blankenbiller Mr. Wauchope ,W Miss Fanning Miss Marshall A variable ,XVhite ligs Shrimp cock- tail Strawberries M ,,,.l. Red Ink ,,.. Sea food ,,,, Spinach ..... HUMBOLDT The Sphinxes fthose who answer a question with a silencej Z. The Buttinskies Qthose who invariably inter- ruptj ,,,-Zero weather ee, , ,,,,, -Gum chewing ,,s ,,, -Banging of lockers , W ,,, -A squeak in his car. Heads right for garage ln summer: mosquitoes ln winter: Students drop- ing paper in the halls -To have pupils answer when asked where the lesson goes to. 'iTo the end of the chapter W--Ripe olives ---Cold weather ,,,, ,,---- -'l'o be a naiure guide in -AAS for everybody ,,, ,ee -To be spared questionnaires-' LIFE Good things never come singly. To analyze a student's an- swer, to ind an exception None. Calif. 'm only eighteen. and 5 are lucky numbers. That he will have to shoot traps with an bow and arrow in order to give the other fellows a chance. To find a name for the third class of angels. Angels of light, angels of darkness and the un- classified ones To lose 20 pounds ,,,e,,r,As soon as the blue- jays start squawk- ing. the trout quit biting. 13 a lucky number. To go around the world -To go to Alaska ,,,,,, -..Not superstitious. Miss lddings .d,, Strawberry Gum chewing ,,,,,,,,. ,Cut down golf score .,,. ,rwalking under ladders. Shortcake reliant --lin-1l.1..1..1.......-.lt .-,,, 111t u ni ,ni ilI...-1.1.p1..1.n1ln-1111:-In I our lg c 00 lp oma 1 I Y H' ll ll 1 D' l I I . I I The F 0lllld21IZl0Il of Your Career I I I I I I Whether you go on to college or secure a position, one of the most i ' important questions you will have to answer is t'Are you a High School 'I I . I Graduate? I I After high school, if you are interested in a career in business, or if I I l ll h ' ' if d b h l I . you p an to go on to co ege investigate t e training o ere y our sc oo . , 'I Special courses for those who wish to review or finish their business F 1 I i training, for those who want an intensive course prior to attending college i i or regular course for those who wish to prepare for a business career. i I I I I I I I I GLOBE BUSINESS COLLEGE I I I Seventh 86 Cedar Sts. GA 1-field 43 78 I I ni11u1ll1ll1Il1ll 1111111 Ig 72111: :lin-IL :al xizfcz: :n-an zzicl--tl-0111!-suing, Page Seventy-Egg I-IUMBOLDT LIFE Curious Confessions CGleaned from the Senior Statisticsj We have, first of all, Miss Anna May, Who believes she will draw the Zodiac some day, Next we present Miss Sarah Ball, Who would like to pay the Amazon a call, Lillian desires to meet Al Capone, While Renslow won't walk home alone. Farho thinks snobs are an awful bore: Miss Detsch dislikes ex-flames at her door: CYes, Helen, be careful, or you're sure to find Yourself in a mess of a particular kind.j Fred Lovell would like an osteopath to be, But to graduate is the aim of Courtney. Miss Eiden would like to eat food by the peck, And yet, when she's linished, not feel like a wreck. Heuer is going to help St. Paul play ball, And as a professional, make a big haul.' All Jeffords wants, and I guess we too, ls a million dollars and nothing to do. ln Higher Algebra, Lawrence wants clou- ble A, And then he'll be willing to call it a day. 1 John Bell tells us teachers are his pet peeveg QCheer up, John, very soon you will leavej. M. R. tests are the bane of Miss Carroll, While girls' smoking irritates the young Mr. Darrell. CYes, Darrell, this age is certainly bad, lt's certain to drive some one of us mad.j The peeve of Barron is getting pinched: CGet acquainted with the judge, and you'll be cinched.j Grover wants to shoot way up to six feet: CEat your spinach and your potatoes and meat, And before you know it you'll grow big like your Dad, And then you'll be happy, my little ladj. Page Seventy-six Pessimists anger our friend, Miss Gale: CMe, too, Crom, let's put them in jailj, Miss Waas and Miss Deitchman are to- gether on this: Both think conceit means something amiss. Miss Edna calls spats and derbies taboo, And if you ask us, we'll say so too. Again we have Walter, who says, Oh, my, These students who insist upon pulling my tie. Mr. Phelps tells us that his pet desire, ls to find a steady girl, and he won't pass by her. Ben Rutman would like to rise up and be, President of this country, don't you see? The ambition of Juliet is wavy hairg lf she can have that. she says she won't care. Howard Van would love to peddle iish: But to become a policeman, Carl does wish, Milton would like to sit down and wait For money to roll right into his gate. To hitch-hike 'round the world, says our friend Carol, Would be more fun than a monkey in a barrel. And now before we close this silly rhyme, We thank you all for wasting your time. JANICE KING. .1-I-.I.1ni.p11l1..i..1q-g.1..1..i....-Ig? Q. Cherokee Valet Shop ll SHOE REPAIRING, DRY CLEANING i .. AND TAILORING : WE CALL FoR AND DELIVER L 674 so. Smith I -it ....-..-..-..-......-.....-......-..-..........i .!,.-..-..........-..-...-..-...-..-..-.......-....-,.!. Schlukebieris THE BEST MEATS T ll I H WINIFRED and STRYKER l RI verview 0528 4 1lu1II-u111:11II:ll:ll1ll-Il1uu--lurllxnii HUMBOLDT LIFE Lolly Popl H. yes! We were quite tired and rather hungry too. for we had Work- ed all day. Suddenly We decided to for a spin. gO We couldn't think of what to eat first. until one of the girls said she thought she'd enjoy a lolly pop. At that, it was just what the rest of us wanted. Dan volunteered to get them for He said he had never tried a lolly pop fore, and here was his chance to do He asked the clerk what kind of pop had. She named the different kinds had on hand. us. be- so. she she Well, he hesitated, have you some lolly pop? Inez Campbell -li They were discussing croquet at teachers' lunch table. Let's play, said Miss Bigue. can play for ten cents a Wicket. the We Oh, said lVlr. Wauchope, A'Wouldn't that be wicket? .g.......-....-..-....-.. ----. ..-.. - .............!. l l l y - l 1 'lypewrlters for Rent 1 5 Special Rates to Students i LATE MODEL L. C. SMITH and T CORONA TYPEWRITERS i ,,,,. : . x,C.smim lg I 2 1 1 : .Ke ff' 1 : l I il l T Attractive Rental Purchase Plan on i i New or Used Typewriters i l l 7 L. C. SMITH at CORONA g TYPEWRITERS, Inc. I GA. ssos sso CEDAR sT. l -i...-..- -....-... ---- ...-...-....-....-...-..-..q. TT - ' ' - ' ' ' ' ' ' 'MT I Your Local Photographer l ! i Young's Studio T i150 CONCORD ST. RI. 3412i I Amateur Developing and Printing I I Enlarging-Copying-Framing I I -p......- - ...,.-....- ...M-..,.... ... -..-...-....-...g. 4..--..............l.-.....-.,.-...-...-M.-M-........-...-..-,.. 5. ! GLADIOLUS. IRIS AND PEONY LOVERS I 1 Buy prize winning. quality stock. For size. hardi- 1 ' ness and vigor our plants stand supreme. Some ' I twelve hundred hardy. meritorious varieties. in- I : cluding the worldis finest and newest distinctive 5 I creations. will he found listed in our catalog and I 3 may be seen growing in our gardens. 5 I May we send you an illustrated catalogue? It I i is free for the asking. Atrial order will convince : ! you as to our superior quality plants. For gen- I I eral line of nursery stock. see ' i 909 VVINSLOVV AVE. ST. PAUL, MINN. i Tel. RI verview 2219 .i.i-......,.- ... -....-....-M.-....-.....-....-.....-.. - -...,...,.q. llevelv Tip .. Buy your Clothes at lVlcCluskey,s and be assured of smart style and standard quality . . . suits 81500, 52150, 533.00 cCluske 2nd Floor Bremer Arcade Bldg. 7th at Robert St. Paul Page Seventy-seven Alumni '31 Harold Carnes is head of the DeMolay Orchestra. Leslie Hagestead is employed at Cud- ahy's Meat Packing Plant. Eva Pertzick is working for L. D. Cod- dens. Dorothy Hardwick is a stenographer at the Northern States Power. '30 Vera Laustrup is a clerk at the Empori- um. Gordon Haberkorn is assistant golf pro at Somerset. Frank Rigos is a pre-medic at the Uni- versity of Minnesota, '29 Hazel Cummins and Southwell Edgell were married April 16. Iola Stenton and Robert Winchell were also married April 23. The marriage date of Angeline Oren- stien and Lloyd Berkus C275 has been announced. Abe Cohen is managing a grocery store at the corner of Eighth and Robert Sts. '28 Eva Frank is employed at Neisner's Dol- lar Store. Helen Lyde works in the Credit Oflice of Schuneman and Mannheimers. Maurice Levensohn is taking a Mechan- ical Engineering Course. Dorothy Christopherson is a stenogra- pher at the Van Paper Supply Co. Raymond Staeheli works in the insur- ance department of the Federal Land Bank. Bertha Nelson is a nurse at St. Joseph's Hospital. Lucille Krey is employed at the North- ern Produce Co. Loretta Leroux is a Junior at the Uni- versity of Minnesota preparing for kinder- garten teaching. Alice Gray is a doctor's secretary at the Miller Hospital. Florence Berndt works at Husch Bros. Page Seventy-eight '27 James Stevens works at the Direct Serv- ice Oil Co. Marion Garber is a clerk at Montgom- ery Ward 8 Co. Karl Albrecht attends Macalester and works for the Fire 'iff Marine Insurance Co. '26 Alice Alcorn is employed at Mason Pub- lishing Co. Irving Gleeman is manager of the Smith Auto Finance. Mrs. H. Mark Cnee Esther Goldberg? is living at Ah Gwah Ching, Minn., where her husband is a prominent physician at the tuberculosis sanitarium. '25 Flora Lockman is working for Dr. Jones in the Lowry Building. Alta Garlough is a stenographer at the Adlerika Co. '24 Paul Albrecht is studying law at the University, '23 James Bishop works at the American Hoist and Derrick. Yamina Leszinski is now Mrs. V. Rice. She resides at 749 Manomin Ave. '22 Floyd Bosshardt is a minister in Wi- nona, Minn. Clarence Littfin works at the Empori- um. Mildred Greenberg is teaching at Swift's College in New York. '21 Norman Loos is in the plumbing busi- ness. '19 Arnold Greenberg is working at the Minnesota Rag and Paper Co. '18 Mollie Green is a St. Paul social worker. '17 Ruth Bowman is District Chairman of the United Charities. HUMBOLDT LIFE -ml 11-- -1---11 111111., - ,, 1 .,.. 1 ,111 M.-qw nga I I I I ' I ON YOUR GRADUATION I ' I I fs 1 ,h I 57 L I1 S I 8 .fy I 4 2 I OU cannot realize what tremendous buying I ' I ' opportunities are being offered in the great Foreman I V. A . 86 Clark SPRING SALE until you come in and actual- I - ly see the beautiful new styles and fabrics, the smart I A new spring and summer colors which are actually be- I X ing sacrificed at tremendous reductions from the regu- i V lar Foreman 86 Clark prices. F T Y LI H I T I Q FOR GRADUATION I I A S25 Values 530 Values I ' I ,fi 511-75 S215-75 The ew I Foreman 86 Clark 535 Values I Madison I I Model I I THE SOUND FOREMAN 86 CLARK 'WRITTEN GUARANTEE I OF COMPLETE SATISFACTION AND FREE SERVICE- I AFTER-PURCHASE IS IN THE INSIDE POCKET I OF EVERY GARMENT SOLD DURING I THIS SALE. I I I FOREMAN CL RK I Cor. Seventh and Wabasha I SCHOOL OUTFITTERS I I -.. ........ - ......... .- -, ..----- ,-H-H+ Page Seventy-ninv HUMBOLDT LIFE Donald Burns is a South American cat- iC0f?fl'f7U0d from page 515 tle man. '14 Gladys Lorch Works at the Minnesota Mutual Life Insurance. .lean Bishop is private secretary to E. F. Foley. '12 Abraham Levin, a graduate of the Uni- versity of Minnesota and the College of Law, is an attorney here. Miss Fanning-Likes good-looking tor- eadors, but not bull fights. Great home- town booster. Miss Hadlich-Our equestrian. She can ride a horse, too. Miss lddings-Amo, amas, amat. We hope so. Mr. Maitrejean-Never goes home alone on dark nights. He carries the school's debits and credits. ,Og I Mr. Jarvis-The man behind the books. Florence Basshardt is a dietitian in Cal- His maps Wrinkle the Students' counten- ifornia. ances' 1 9 O O lf0l1ll1lllllillillillill-Il-:miniruin--llrln? Anna Lorch Works for Dr. Broderson. WHERE HUMBOLDT'S BUTTONS COME FROM 1 WESTERN BADGE .sf l ss I0 I TEN DOLLAR STYLE NOVELTY CO. i . 'N A SHOE '5'.::::.:::t:::::::::::::::::: i i - i X XX, i W. T. Cassidy 7 ir X X X Barber Shop L Ii' 111 E. ANNAPOLIS sT. T i r E E . f F' -rr--P -i--H-----------i----------- ---- 1' N if X Q Q l ' 1 'XV l l Th Teak I For Pure Pasteurized I E 'T I 5 ' Navarre ll l sfyleNo.29l F ' ' I F R E EMA N SHOES Fon MEN Three color combinalions- Black anal While-Brown and Whife-Brown and Sierra Well groomed men will be wearing sport shoes more 'this summer Than ever be- fore. The Navarre is in perlecir taste. Smart wing tip. Leather heel. Sizes 5 to I2-widths AA to D. THE COTTAGE L 4 East Seventh Sheet Page Eighty l MILK and CREAM T i i E And Other Dairy Products I 1 i L CALL RI vefview 4510 i I i E I g . i ! i Y O E R G 1 , I f ILK C0 l T ' l 5 I L oi-no at ETHEL STREETS i 2 i Located in Riverview l i ' E 'ilnill 1111-1111-11 n1nfq HUMBOLDT LIFE .Zim my SG 33 Our Name, Our Policy Cedar 2800 The Store For Young Men 143 ll X ' Zu W ,rg X XTX, . V Q' 14, .. x I ' Q? 1 f or-. f .t You Can Always Shop With Confidence at The Golden Rule We're proud of our reputation as outlitters for well dressed, young men . . . and we endeavor, at all times, to repay the confidences placed in our judgment of mat- ters sartorial. Complete stocks are planned with careful consid- eration for the latest dictates of masculine fashion . . . the vary- ing needs of each individual . . . the price you desire to pay. Shop- ping in The Golden Rule's Store for Young Men is following the right road to Complete Satisfac- tion and Economy. THE GOLDEN RULE Men's Clothing--Second Floor Men's Furnishings-Main Floor ofa .u.....-...,-....-....-.....-,g-....7....-,...-........,-....-,,......-:...-Mf........,.-....-....-...f..,........-.,.-....n..-M- 4. Mr Powles: The sap in trees attracts lightning may strike you. lightning. If you are ever in a Hat coun- Norman Purycs: Yes, it's attracted by try during a storm, lic down, because the the sap. Page Erqhtu om HUMBOLDT LIFE Essay Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomor- row, What a silly old poem to learnl If I had my way about it, This book I'd secretly burn. A'Creeps in this petty face from day to day g What in the deuce does that mean? Hey! one of you hand me the dictionaryg This stuff is ,making me lean. To the last syllables of recorded time. But a syllable is a part of a word! Oh, why did she give us this hectic poem! There can't be one more absurd. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools .... Hurrayl there goes the bell! Four lines learned in forty minutes, I think I'm doing well. Helen Laustrup. YOUR POSSIBILITIES For success in life are greatly increased when you save persistently. Consider saving at the dx WTI? JJ., xl U L5 3 it Q k' ., 4 QHH1 A M E R I C A N NATIONAL BANK Bremer Arcade 7th at Robert 'ave Eiflhty-two :ln-,nn-.nn1.1-.nniun..uu1uu1--,un1...-nu.. .-.ull-llillii.-nl .g...-........-.......-..-...-....-..................-........ B. G. RADANT Dealer in Fuel, Feed and Transfer Fuel Oil 458 SOUTH WABASHA ST. Business Phones Resident Phone RI verview 3865-3866 RI verview 2759 7 Johnson s Food Market MEATS and GROCERIES 604 SO. SMITH AVE., ST. PAUL WE DELIVER Fine Foods for Those Who Care FLO ER The very choicest at no higher price than the ordinary .-at, HOLM 8r OLSON, Inc 20.24 WEST FIFTH sT. Flowers sent anywhere for any occasion. ...gl.51..1...-..L.....-..1...-u.-I..-ul...-...-. HUMBOLDT LIFE -I I I Andrew Marazzane Shoe Repairing 162 CONCORD ST. I ....- -..-...-..-...-.--.I-..-..-..-..-I.--4. -..........-..-..-..-..-..-....-........-.I-..-. .2 Compliments Of ! COLEMAN'S SUPER SERVICE STATION WINIFRED and STRYKER I ....-......-..-..-..-...-..-..-..-...-..-..-.q. DUNN'S FAIRWAY MARKET I QUALITY MEATS and GROCERIES E 426 So. Robert St. I Phone: RI verview 0202-0201 I -..-..-..-..-..-...........-........-..-..-.4. ' 1 '- - 1 - '' '!' Compliments of ! I R. J. Davini I sos ROBERT sT. I 347 MINNESOTA ST. I ---.-u-.--..---.---.-..-..-..-..-..-..g. 1 1 1 '1 1 '1 '- '1 l!l I I Square Deal I I Garage E MICHAEL REINARDY, Prop. I General Auto Repairing Gas 86 Oil 86 Greasing Car Washing 50c I SERVICE WITH A SMILE I I A U Deal to All I 442-444 RONDO ST. DA le 4449 I I -..-..-...-..-..-...-....-. - .-..-...-...-..-...g. q!n1n-n-nn-ninn--:nuinn---n1n--1.1-.1-main:-n ? Louis Lauer I I QUALITY MEATS I 673 WINSLOW AVE. I J. Phone: RI. 1648 I TIIIZIZIIIIIIIZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ff Jim's Service Station 481 SOUTH WABASHA '.I'f.'IfIIIfIfIfII.'I.'fIfII.TIIf.'I.'.':IIII'I I GABRIELLE PERMANENT WAVING THE HAN DEE 1 BEAUTY SHOPPE I I 881 South Smith Ave. Ri. 3900 I I AMANDA E. BUDA, Mgr. I in ..................-..-.......-..-......-..............g. +I-..-..-...-..-..-..-..-...-.....-..........-....-..4. I West Side I I LOW PRICE MARKET i 676 WINSLOW, corner MORTON T Phone: RI verview 3 5 I -G-IEOEEEIIE - - 8IIfIEATS +'- - - - - '-g- I I l . I GrAde I I I RAW MILK and CREAM I I I I as 99 I i Best By Every Test I I I I I L. W . W achtler I I ' I I Dairy I I I I MENDOTA ROAD I RI verview 12676 ' E I I 'Pun-nu ------- I-ww-In-lr-ll-ll-Info Paye Eighty-Ihr 89 HUMBOLDT LIFE A FELICIOUS VJALTHER CAKE Cream two cups of modernism and one cup of brown freckles with a large wad of gum, well chewed. Sift a cup of friend- liness with a handful of merry laughter and add to mixture. Carefully stir in a good measure of twinkles and two brown eyes. Season well with a teaspoon of wit, a pinch of sarcasm, and plenty of humor. Place in pan well-greased with fun and bake for thirty minutes. When cool, spread generously with a grin from ear to ear. Serve with good company. 1. --.-.....-..- - - -w-.m-u..-.-- -ui--....-Mi. 1 Res. Riverview 0460i ' I l Fon SATISFACTORY SERVICE T TED'S AUTO REPAIR 1 sHoP Q THEo. BUSCH, Jr, I I AT STASSEN'S GARAGE I Q Dodd Road near Augusta St. L I General Repairing, Brake Service, l i Battery Charging i 4...-....-...-..-....-..-........-..-..-...-..-...-M.-. -i- 4..-.......-...-..-....-..-..-..-....-...-....-....-...-.,,.!. Thrifty Frocks Shakespeare Shakespeare was a writing wizard, He wrote a lot of plays, But when the students study them, They're always in a daze. They memorize the dagger speech, And other useless things, And Hamlet's sad, remorseful lines, Rebellion to them brings. James Ryan 5...-...--..-..-..-.................-...-..-..........-....-..- L JOHN A. JAEGER l Teacher of l Voice and Piano l 304 DEGREE OF HoNoR BLDG. i..-,.-.,5?i':::f.E2:5i.i1.L.iiti..-..- .iw-..,....-.....,,..-...-...-...-u..-....-...,-...-...-.... I S0man's Grocery ' 480 GREENWOOD AVE. 1 WE DELIVER Phone: RI. 3659 -if - Giulian-uui:n-n1:1Iu1ll-lu-an-ul-nninn-1x111:11 I PAMEL BROS. T i Dresses for All Occasions at QUALITY' QUANTITY I l 2 I Little Cost I FLORISTS 1 I ' , E 15 E. SEVENTH ST. E gl 441 WABASHA CE da 5199 in----1. in-u1u1-.1'li'-.----wi-:1.'i--1u.L .ini-n1nn-un1nn1ll1ll-II1 --4'1 -' 1 1'l1 fi-A ---- M-u--i--M--------i- -ai- --u---- ff-- -f---'-i----- ----'-1--H----i------ - ---H-- 1- g The Home of 100W N. C. Pure Foods I Winifred Cash Grocery 5 RI verview 0847 WINIFRED and OHIO STREETS 4' mls-un-1nn1ll-lu1un-uu1wu 1-11 '- -21 1ll1lII-Il- Illl 11-11-wu1mI-11If1-H1411111-ll-ll-IH-ll1I4lv-'I 4...-....-....-....-I............i-...-...-....-....-..........-...-.........-....-.........i-M ....-....-...-...-..-.....-...-...-....-..-..- if I RI verview 0591 620 SMITH AVE. MOHAWK THEATRE i We Appreciate Your Patronage -i. ..-..-..-.. .... ......-...-.. .-........-..-.........-......-...-.,.-..-..-.. .... - ....-...,. Page Eighty-four HUIVIBOLDT LIFE Quaiuu1nn1nu-nn1nniuu1nu1un-un-nu-nu1nu1uu- lu? I I PETERS DELICIOUS I sAUsAGEs I Made by I I I jPeters Sausage Cog I MADE IN RIVERVIEW -I'----I--f--I--------------I-H----------I----I q..-..-..-..-..-..-..-...-...-..-..-...- .....- .!. Algren Bros. I I SERVICE GARAGE I I . . I i Annapolis and Smith Ave. TELEPHONES: I Garage-RI verview 2972 I I Res.-RI verview 1641 I , I stain-nn--nina--an-an-:ul ---u-uu--u- - Quniunfa ff 65? Z. lv ,,,,,,0 ,W 4 f fa ga . V . Rgaxgesxv I I I . - I I ICE I I I l : I I CREAM I I I L 2 I I I IS SERVED IN 01112 I 1 I I SCHOOL CAFETERIA I I I .-..-.. ........ .-..-.....-..i. 4. .1...-....-....-....-.....-.. ----- - ,5- fffnv 351 Minnesota St., Bet. 4th 86 Sth ..---1...-.uu1....-....1-.-......-I.........-...-....- DELICIOUSLY DIFFERENT Sweetest Maid Dessert Mints Qld Fashioned Chocolate Peppermints with Heavy Chocolate Coating Wherever you buy candy ask for them by name. Sanitary Food Mfg. Co. ST. PAUL, MINN. .-...-..-..-....-....-......-...-......-.. I Ia qv If iqhly-H II -I- 1- I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ,I 'P 1..i.l.-u.-l..-g.1,.1..1..ingi 1..1..i..t,.i..i,,1qni.n1.u- ...ni 1-11-11-1-H1.,1l.1g.1,..-lp--I, 11111,,,,-.lu-un HUMBOLDT LIFE Herman Kastner PLASTER CONTRACTOR 748 SO. WABASHA RI verview 0662 LUCY'S BARBER 86 BEAUTY SHOP 779 SO. SMITH RI verview 1643 E. I-Iagemeister and F. Cohen 1..i..i..14.1..innlqngnulnnlnl-...1..-...il 1.11...1H1.u-m...u....--...Mn.-....1nn1.-1--1.1...... George La Brosse SHOE REBUILDER and SKATE SHARPENER 511 STRYKER AVENUE 1,u1....-...MI.,..gu1,g1,.g1......g1..1..1un11111111 1I.1..1I.1..1Milli..I-ug.-,,,1,.i..1.nu.-ll1,. B. P. Falkenberg 96 W. WINIFRED ST. RI verview 1364 1U1ll.1.Iin...I-.II.-I.-...1..1..-...i..-.I-, 1I..-,H1..1..1ln1nu-...L..1..1..1...1..i..i. RI verview 1263 RI verview 3481 Geo. Abramovich Steamship Tickets and Foreign Exchange 256 Fairield Ave. St. Paul, Minn. Try Our Delicious Kiswitch Sandwiches it nfou--n1nu1nn-nniluiunilni11111111111 - u-1:11.- Q Minnesota I Sporting -Goods Co. Everything for your Favorite Sport l ass MINNESOTA STREET i New York Building l CE dar 1734 , Effff:fIfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffI ! STOP AT !TeXaeo Motor 81 Gas Co. ji. COR. SMITH AND BAKER i FREE AIR FREE AIR -ii -1-1-1'-1111-11:1-1111111111:-ll1ll1lI1ll1ll--ll--I+ ,!:,,,.,,,,,,..,,.,....-...-........-...-..-....-.---.-n.- 4, l Cut Rate Grocery I CASH and CARRY I 7 676 SO. SMITH AVENUE .ia-..--..1--1.-...--..-..-.....-..-..-.1-..-....--1.-ng. o!ou-nn1-11-1-nn--111111111111-11-1n--u1nn1nn----- 4, E All Our Meat Is Government Inspected I The Best Meat Is Real Economy 1 A. F. Sorenson T 811 SO. SMITH AVE. .i.1-..-..-...-...-.--E.-...-..-......-..-..-..-..1. .g..-.2 1.1: 1: 2-.1 xii: 1 - ,Q 2-1 4. COMPLIMENTS OF g Jerabeckfs Bakery RI. 4230 61 W. Winifred 5 ig. 4.14. :nf:n7:n-1:17:11 -.:l1lll:lff '- 'i' i,,-,,,,,,,,,,, 1,,..,,,,...,,,,,-..-,...-1.1.1.--rn-un-u ago 1 MOHAWK SWEET SHOP 641 SOUTH SMITH AVENUE -I-n 1,--.-uf-lf---u ------.. -.few --1 W- -u-n 3-nl, 111u1.,,....u1.gi..1g.1u,1,..1,..1'g1.ln1l.114.ul ...gluing- SECURITY STATE BANK SOUTH ROBERT at CONCORD ST. I I BANK IN RIVERVIEWH i f Eighty-six . .-.n1..-...-ug-....1.,.. 1..1..1..1..1......-inin-q1qi, I-IUMBOLDT LIFE Qu-nn 11v111111 In-1uu1nn1nn-uu-:minus-uu1nu1nn1nn1 1 - 111-1 n--n- 2' 'I' I I I I I SPECIAL SUMMER I 7 ' ' A I v iii .1 Ui' . I COURSES I Q I I I I I : 2 I l : I Intensive summer courses in shorthand, typewriting and busi- I . 1 I I ness subjects for high school graduates and college stu- ' I I dents who desire individual and rapid progress. I I I Courses for beginners and advanced students. I Da and Evenin Classes. L Y g I I I I I . . . I Q New, Beautiful Quarters No Sollcltors 1 I I I I I . I Q 32nd Year I I . 2 I I . 2 I I : Fully Accredited by the National Association of 1 : I Accredited Commercial Schools. I . I I I as East Fifth seine Paul, I I Street Minnesota i I near Cedar Cedar 5333 I I PRACTICAL BUSINESS sc:-Iool. I 2 I 1 I I e ITf1f FilQiZ'i-iix71i'5MHQ1E'iZ1'iT2-f1'S2fi-IT''-'Tvif 5iSQ'iZ'fi'EQE'ISfQEQiIQ?iiI'E y - a blast furnace to produce iron? men's partb : Your furnace will cool off if Hymen Aronofskv: Hot blasts of air. you don't hurry. Page Eighty-.seven u HUMBOLDT LIFE Professional Directory vl:n1n-u-n-nn-ln1nn1u--nn-uu-un-nu-un-nu-un1. 40,111,1-n-nn-nn-n---l-w-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu--nn-V. f I I I Phone RI verview 0626 I I A I I I . . 1 I IDR. W. R. STONEI I I DENTIST I D. D. S. I 460 SOUTH ROBERT STREET I I , I nu1::1uu1nn--uu1nn1-m1uu1-u-uu1u.11nn1nu1nu-u - U nn1.,--nn1u1inn-nu-11:11nu--ul1-H-Hl1ll1 'H'- + in-1.1.l-.--..-...-..-.--m.-...-A ........n.-.m-..-t-.3L..-.--u.-n-n-n-nu-nu-:u---u--11 -II'-ll-vi' I 9 , I DR. M. H. MUSHKATIN, 25 I I DENTIST I 547 LOWRY MEDICAL ARTS BLDG. I iillilillillTllTl!1Ill!!1ll1lIvll1lllllvlnvll1 lvluvnlllllillillllll-ll?llTll llll 'i i'.i' In thirty years what will we be? Hay Noles is El stern Latin teacher, Here, in my crystal, I see. Schweitzer, a very proud preacherg Al is a poet, And as for me But he d0CSIl,I know itg VVhy, I shall be llcfd rather be training a flea. Just a limerick writing creature. DONALD HORST. .g..-....,.-..-..-.....,..,.,....,.......-..-...-..-..-. ..-..................-...-..-..-..-..-..-..-...-..-..-... U 'I' I DR. RAYMOND MARBLE, '21 I I DENTIST I I 1071 NEW MEDICAL ARTS BLDG. I -i--..-...-...........-..-...-....-. ....-..- -...-...-...-....-..-..-...-...-...-............-..-..-..-..-...----uf. .g..-......-...-....-..-..-...-......-...-..-..-..- ...-.......-.......-...-..-..-...-........-.........-........-..-.!. I DR. E. C. SA USEN, ,17 I I DENTIST I I' RI verview 3900 SO. SMITH 86 ANNAPOLIS STREET -Q --.-..-..-..-.......-..-..-......-............-..-...-.........-..- -..-.......-.........-......-......-.9 Witll Compliments of 35 SAMUEL LIPSCHULTZ, '09 I ATToRNEY-AT-LAW .Ig -..-.. .... ..-..-...-......-..-..-..-.-..AA:.-.. 2 :Lx Z- - I 1.5. +------- ---- ----------------------------------f--------------------- - - - - - -I DR. C. P. BELL, ,21 I I DENTIST Cor. Annapolis St. 86 Smith Ave. Oifice Phone: Riverview 3890 i::::2::::mL1.,71:1171717::1::1:::::::::1:1T::::::::I H I HERBERT GARLOUGH, '19 I Superintendent, West St. Paul Schools I -L ---n---- - --------------------------I--------------M ------------- - - - ----A--4. Page Eighty-e qht I-IUMBOLDT LIFE alon1nn1uu1uu--n1un-nn-u1ln-un1nu-nn1nu-nn1u -miun-nn1uu-un1un-nn-nn--uu1un1nn1un-un--nu1nn- if Justin Curran and Stanley Whitson I i One Stop Service Station-Washing, Greasing, Furnace Oils 2 f A Friendly Service Winifred and Humboldt I ,i.-,,,.,,,.,,-,,-,.-.,-.. ..... ..-,.-..-.,.... .... ..-..-..-.u-..-..-..-..-..-..-..i. ,:,i.,1,,,...,.1....-...1I..-.I-.lin--n1u--n:1os1a -nn1nu---III1nl--ul1nl-ul1lu-ln1nn1un1un1nn1nn1uu- gg. I . , I Minnesota Envelope 8a Kaplan Paper Box Co. I I I I 130 so. WABASHA ST. ST. PAUL, MINN. I , .i.-.................................- -..-..-..-......-..-..-..-..-......-..-..- .......-..-..-.........,. There once was an girl, Bernadetti There was El young girl named Link She enjoyed 0VCI'yllllI1Q but spaghetti, She fell in a bottle ol' ink, Her desire was spoiled, When she got out For she'd eaten it boiled, On her face was El pout When she had been full of confetti. She went straight to the kitchen sink. WINIFRED DRESSEN. LILA POMPER. sleaze-more---n--n--up-n-n--11. I1Isuzunn-uninniuu111:-nn1nn1uu1uu-un-un-:uiuniun-ll1un1un1un1 in I THE STORE OF PERSONAL SERVICE I I I 2 HUMBOLDT DRUG STORE 1 I I i ARNOLD HOPPENSTEDT, Prop. T T RI verview 2370 COR. AUGUSTA 86 STRYKER I -in-..-...-..-.....-...-....-...-.. ---- .-...I-....-..-... .-..-.....-..-..-..-..-...-......-...-..-...-...-4. .p.-......-...- -..-.........-...-I..-.........-..-...-.1.-...-....-..-I..-....-..-.-...-m.-....-....-...-...-...-.,..-..-1. I NEXT DOOR K I The Humboldt Barber Shop T Our Service Is the Best George Reil, Proprietor II A AN ARTIST WITH THE CLIPPERSU I ' 11:1nu1nu1uu--nn-un1nn-nn1mm-un-:ui-nn1nu1n-n1u1nuinn1nn-an--1:1u1uu1nu1nu-u-nn-n1u1uQ 'I' .....,,.- -,...-...-...-,.-,.,.-...............-,..-...-,.-,.-,.-............,-. ,,,,,.,,....,..-,...-,.,,..m.-,........-.,,.-.,-....!, F. W. ToPEL, The Qualify Florist I 191 EAST SEVENTH STREET CE dar 0997 GA rfield 1670 .f.lflflflflflflflf-flfffllz:::::::T liTi1TlTlTl1Tliflflflflflflflflflfl? 3 Cherokee H elghts Bakery 1 E KRIZ, Prop. T T Spotless Cleanliness Throughout-Purest Ingredients Used at All Times I I 710 SO. SMITH AVENUE RI verview 3030 I 'll-ll-ll1ll1ll1Il-II1ll1ll1ll1ll-- 11:11 11-111 n1u -nn11:-u--n1-.1-11.--.I-1--1un1naio 40:11:11-Il1ln1uk-II1ll1ll-nl-ll1ll1Iul 1-11 1- 111: -nn1un--n-nn-using-n.1,m-I.-gg-., E Candy for Her Ice Cream for Him -In H. B. ANDERSON, Drugs T 458 SOUTH ROBERT STREET 'I' -..-.. ....... ..-..-..-....-..-..-......-..e..e..i..-..-.. 2-4 Page Eightg-nine HUMBOLDT LIFE ..g.1p.-...-...I--n-n 11111111 . - 1 1 - -- 1111 - 1ll1l1 i 1l'1 1 I I CE dar 1267 EM erson 8024 FRED . C0 TES ANNUITIES and LIFE INSURANCE I 402 MINNESOTA BUILDING FOURTH 86 CEDAR STS. I .g.-..-.,.-..-..-..-..-......-..-...-......-....... Tlicrv once was ll girl called Winaro, Who hobbled around like a sparrow, VVIIO tries hard to play hasketballg One day she Flew high, Up into the sky And landed, her head in a barrel. BERNADETTE NEAGLE. One day in the gym To Mac he bumped ing And, boy, did that Hull ever hawl. WARREN SCHLUKEBIER. -I- I I I I I I I I I I - -...-...- -..-.I--, ..-....-.........-..-......-....-..-...-..-...g. There is EI young 1111111 named Jack Hall u!u-1n1n-u-n1lp--.?-n-u----- 'I-n-ln1ln1nn--an-uu-nliuuinn-Ilim-Il1ll1ll11Il1Il1ll-rn-n1- is I I I Robert Street Auto Mart I I SALES The Home of Fine Used Cars SERVICE I 138 SOUTH ROBERT STREET SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA .i.-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-..-.,-......-..-.. ..-..-......-...-..-......-..-..........................:,. +l1llllTh lilillillillillillllll 'iIlTlllT.1l atlinlli Tllillll llll lIInTlIuT llll 'llni'Il'7nllIll-iullll? I . I I I Statloners I I Photo Finishing I I E ' I I F I1 I'HV1I1U' IO. 2 5 : I g U C I I Take your Films to an I I Fine Copper Plate and Steel Die I I Artcraft Dealer I I Engravers I I I I . I Printing, Programs, Stationery I T 307 ROBERT sT. CE dar 1183 S T U D I 0 S I I I .i. -..-..-..-..-..-..-..-...-..-..-..-..-..-ug. -i........-..-....-..-.I-I.-..-..-..-..-..- .... Qu--1111: 111-1 1111111--1'-1--ruins:-un-111111111-1111-11:1111111111-111111111 111-1-1 1 I YOUR FAMILY THEATRE THE RED ILL I I Located at 135 Eaton Avenue, between Fairfield and Indiana Contracts With the Film Producers for Their Products I To be shown for TEN CENTS ADMISSION I just keep your eye on our shows and see for yourself what we Offer in the I line of entertainment. I PHONE RI verview 1060 3. -..-..-. .......,....-.........-..-..-..-..-.,-......-..-..-..... .-.. .... -..-........ 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I . L Spejflfljfif QQ'eff:fr',ZL r::if ' So. WABASHA at WINIFRED 1 Fourth and Market Saint Pauli 5 --------- -------------- -- -------'---4' -1---- - - - '- '5' Page Ninety-one 3, -,. ............ . ..... ... - .. .-.I-.I.............. ....-.. HUMBOLDT LIFE +I WI- fivinfwsn-.. In .. n-Lf-.I ---11-- 1.-,,1. 1 1 1... 'lv I I 5 Corner 6th and Wabasha Telephone Cedar 3695 I I I I I I I I I I I I I The M1373 I I q:I,f!Id'I 5 T U D1 0 SAINT PAUL I I I Q s East Sixth sf. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Excellency in Portraituren I I I I I Page Ninety-two