Humboldt County High School - Winnada Yearbook (Winnemucca, NV)

Text from Pages 1 - 46 of the 1934 volume:

LEST ATJLD ACQUAINTANCE BE POHOOT PUBLISHED BY THE SENIOR CLASS OP X9M ( TO MRS. OLENN W. McALLISTER . It would take the rest of the space in this hook and probably more, to really tell of the un tiring efforts and inspiration given by her in helping to promote the ideals of the studenta and the growth of our school. We—The Class of ’34 In grateful appreciat- ion Dedicate This Little Booklet 4 EDITOR‘S COMMENT In view of the fact that financial condi- tions prevented the school from publishing tho regular year book the Senior Cls.au, hA3 thru its own efforts substituted this book The staff has enjoyed and appreciated the whole hearted cooperation of the class toward making the book a success� and wo sincerely hope that the book fulfills the purpose for which It io intended ”To preserve the ever- lasting moaiories of our academic yearson Sir, h Mrs, Mrs- Ht C• Cl Ul SCHOOL BO .RD • Snyder� • • ......... ««,«President A« Abel� .................... • o .Secretary Lo Boakoriteh................. • «« «• .Member 6. STAFF Keeeel McBride.•••••••••«•«•Editor Frances B ecker..••«•••Aas’t Editor «• Laland Pearce.••.. ...« • .� .Typist Marian £rskine««ooo� «oa«o«««T ypiat Pauline Backus • • � _• • o o « o c . «Typist Mr. Ac Wy A1 Advisor 3 i T.l 7 ajUU UUJUuXu, Uo iLuiwL W- mua oo°jo UjUUA. {m b-tjjL JT B University of Nevada) Univer- city of California; Stanford) pf ESr B L Alliance Prancaisa ,Paris; University Southern California, Cumberland Un5.versity; State Teachers College, Warrensburgj University of California; State Teachers Collage at San Fran cisco; Fortworth University Mi. Ecrl Sfcccter- A B ENGLISH PUDItIC SPEAKING. Mrs Willie Hudson MODERN LANGUAGE;SOCIAL SCIENCE University of Nevada; L Alli « anoe Francaise at San Francis™ co; University of California Mr� Albert W� Alogro., H� A� S7 SCIENCE; ATHLETICS University of Nevada; Univer- sity of California Mr Albert K,, Lowry Be S MUSIC; Po E c| DRAMATICS . University of Nevada; Oregon State College Northwestern University� Mrs McAllietery A« B,- MATHEMATICS; SHOP; BASKETBALL Chtdron Normal College,Chadron Nebraska; Univorsity of Wash- fr - Prank A Flanders,A B COMMERCIAL) ORCHESTRA; TENNIS- Bethany College; Kansas State Teachers1 College; Colorado State Teachers College; Uni- versity of Southern Califor- nia Kr- honaia 0- Wagner, A. e •• •� . ; SENIOR ROLL Jack Arant Km , Arbonie Paulino Baokua Earl Bankofier Luis Bergaa Francos Booker Vora Bullis Verne Bullis James Callahan James Edmunds Kenneth Edmund Qua Eoheverria Marian Erukine Liveda Frank Cumen Last. EaJly Lsca Keuscl McBride Wm.. Jones Robert Morrison T om 0� Carroll Frank Pedroli Dawson Perry Leland Pearce Hone Peterson G5I Prida Ws-o St. Clair Grace Woodward Jack Arant Paulin® Backus I’m a elavo to you� Earl Bankofier m Vera Bulli� My voice % What a gift I Jemas Callahan One of those dark flares- soma looking man On 2 T?obova: i,t y? Kjl_ •'«•% Sllanco is goldon J no a Edrr.inda Ea.. ■••th .laBmde Wlnneoracca a Don Juan The dancing lady ! glveda Frank Harlan Erakina Songbird of E« C« Hr 3� Ob darn � Carmen Ltsa Sally Laca Just a flower from an old bouquet Ton O'Oarroll G? What a big boy, am IT When I m cooking hwtikfast for the one I love Frank Pedroll Lover unknown Ilene Peterson The barnstorming center Plans to work lees and less eaoh dey Oil Prida Bill 8$, Clair The Star reporter w.$mm '} m$: m, 1 m SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS FALL 1055 SPRING 1 1 9 54 Jack Arant President Wm St« Clair Vice-President Vera Bull1b Secretary Wm Arboniee Treasurer Mrs MoAlliater Advisor James Callahan Leiand Pearce Frances Becker Vera Bullls Mrso McAllister f Class Coloret Oreen and White Class Motto Backbone not Wishbone A SENIOR HISTORY JACK ARANTt Basketball, 3j Tennis, 1, 8, SjWiiw nada Staff, 2y Debate, 1, 8, 3, 4f Class Pres , 1, 4i Class Vioe President., 3j Class Treasurer, 3| A Sign Unto You, The Lottery Man. WHLIAM ARBONIESt Track, 1, 8, 3, 4| Football, 1| Block W Assfn, 2, 3, 4| Spanish Olub, 1, 2| Athletic Mgr., 4) Class Pres., 1, 2) Class Vloe President, 2} Class Treasurer, 4f Junior Stunt Show, 33. PAULINE BACKUSt Basketball, 1, 2, 3, 4; Tenn— is, 1, 2, 3, 4j Volleyball, 1, 2, 3, 4| Drill Team, 2, 3f 0. A. A., 1, 2, 3, 4f Fireside Cir- cle, 1, 2, 3; Wlnnada Staff, 2j Secretary, ftu- dent Body, 3, 4; Treasurer Student Body, 2, 5? Class President, 2) Class Secretary, If French Club, 4f President 0. A. A., 4jManager of Volley Ball, 3f Manager of Baokotball, 3; Captain of Volley Ball, 2, 3} Captain of Basket Ball Teams 8, 3f President Fireside Circle, It Secretary of Fireside Circle, 1| The Nut Farm, An Old Mag- asine, Junior Stunt Show, 32,- 33- 34� B?Ow ishlng Papa, Winnonlan Staff, 2, 4. EARL BANKOFIERt Basketball, 1, 2, 3, 4t T rack 1� 2, 3, 4) Football, 1, 2, 3, 4) Block 6W As- sociation, 2, 3, 4 Vice Pres. Student Body, 3f Class President, Class Vice President, 1, 2, 3j The Missing Will, The Touohdown, The Junior Stunt Show,, LUIS BAROAS: Basketball, 1, 2, 3f Traek, 1, 2 Spanish Club, 2, 3j Class Vice President, 1. FRANBES BECKER) Traolc, 4j Basketball, 2, 3, 4f Tennis, 2� 4j Volleyball, .2 3, 4t Drill Team, 2, 5f Oo A A„, 2, 3, 4| Uke olub,tf Vice Pres- ident of Student Body, 4f The Touahdown Sec- rotary of Studant Bodv, 4| Class Saoratary, 4f Little Mhlfce Liao, Tons of Money, A Sign Unto you, The Junior Stunt Show, 32, 33,c34 French Club, %j Captain of Baaketball, 4jManag- ar of Volleyball, 2, 3, 4) T ranafor Froa Lslay, VERA BULLIS: Basketball, 2, 3, if Track, 2, 4} Tonnla, 2, 3, 4) Volleyball, 2, 3, ifDrlll Teani 2, 3| Qo.A As, 2, 3, 4f Uke Club, 2f Debate,2f Treasurer of Studant Body, 4f Class Secretary,8 4; The Hut Pam, The Touchdown, From Your Houoe To Hy Houae, The Junior Stunt Show, � 32 33| Aselaetant Editor of the Wlnnorlanf Manager of Tumbling, 3, 4; Captain Basketballs 4} Transfer From Paradiseo VERNA BULLIS) Basketball, 2, 3, 4f Tennit, 2, 8, 4) Volleyball, 2, 3, 4j Drill Toam, 3; G,. A. A , 2, 5, 4) Uke Club, 2f Class Secretary 2g Make It Five, The Touohdown, The Junior 8 u« Shew, � 82, ?34f Vice President .0,, A A 3; Secretary 0 A A� , 4j President, G, A A 4j Transfer From Paradise, Junior Stunt Show 33 JAMES CALLAHAN) Basketball, 3; Track, 3) Teiv nls, 3, 4f Debate, 3, 4j The Right Answer,n Tons of Money, The Junior Stunt Show, 33i Transfer From Salt Lako City GUS ECHEVARRIA) Basketball, 3, 4) Track, 3, 4j Football, 3, 4f Block Wn Ass n, 3, 4; Transfer From Paradise JAMES EDMUNDSt Basketball, 1, 8, 3, 4) Track, 1, 8) Tennis, 3, 4; Class Treasurer, 1. MARIAN ERSKINB� Basketball, 3, 4) Volleyball, 8, 3, 4) Drill Team, 8, 3} 6� A A , 8, 3, 4) Uke Club, 1, 2| Spanish Club, 2) Winnada Staff. President of the Student Body, 4f The Nut Farm The Drum, The Lotus Flower, Don t Be Ser- ious, The Junior Stunt Show, 32, � 33, 34j Tumbling Manager, 3� ELVEDA FRANK� Basketball, 1, 5, 4) Volleyball� 2) Drill Team, 2| G� A� A., 2� Fireside Circle� 2� The Drum, The Junior Stunt Show, 32, 34. EMILY LACA� Basketball, 4| Volleyball, 4� Transfer From Ooleonda in 33� CARMEN LASAt Basketball, 2) Volleyball, 2, 3| Fireside Circle, 1, 2, 3« KBSSEL MoBRTDEt Basketball, 2, 3� Track, 2, 3j 4j Football, 3, 4) Block W Ass n, 2, 3, 4) Winnada Staff, 4� Claes President, 3j The Jun- ior Stunt Show, 33 Wlnnonlan Staff, 34| Transfer from Los Angeles. ROBERT MORRISON� Track, 1, 3j Football, 1, 3, 4) Block W Assfno, 8, 3, 4| President Student Body, 4� Athletic Manager, 3j Class Treasurer 2 The Wedding, The Drum, The Touchdown, From Your House To My House, Tons of Money, Bit Business, WhilebYou Walt, The Junior Stunt Show, 33, 34. TOM 0 CARROLL Basketball,!, 2, 3, 4jTrack, 8, 3� Block W Ass nn, 8, 3, 4j Class Treasurer,3 Captain of Basketball, aL LBLAHD PEARCEf Tennis, 2, 3, 4) Wlnnada Staff. 4j Orchestra, 1, 2, 3, 4i Ball Of Barcelona OJLd Fashioned Proposal, Physioal Tortura Clubf Class Vice President, 4 FRANK PEDROLIi Class Vice Preaidant, 2i French Club, 4j The Hissing Will, A Sign Unto You, The Junior Stunt Show, 32, 33, 34- DAWSON PERHYl B asketball, 2, 3, 4o ILERE PETERSON t Basketball, 1) Track, lj Voll- eyball, 1| Drill Team, 2$ 0o Ao Ao 1, 2, 3, 4| Fireside Circle, 1, 2, 3 Baseball, 1 The Touchdown, From Yodr House To My Houae, Read lng of the Will, A Sign Unto You, The Love- Pirate, The Junior Stunt Show, 33, 34 Tro- asure of the Fireside Circle, 1$ Secretary of Fireside Circle, lj Secretary of Go A-, A 8„ OIL PRIDAi Basketball, 1, 2, 3, 4) Pootball, 1 3, 4j Track, 1, 2, 3, 4; Block W Association, 34. BILL ST. CLAIR: Basketball, 1, 2, 3, 4; Track, 1, 2 Football, 3, 4) Block W Association, 4| Cleua Vico President, Q; Class Troosuror, 3: The Hissing Will, innonian Staff, 4j ORfcCE WOODWAKD: Baeketbali, 1, 2| Track, 11; Tennis, 1, Volleyball, 1, 2j Drill Team, Tit G A A , 1, 2, 3, 4{ Fireside Circle, 1, 2, 3 U.'re Club, 1, 2$ ?,Hake It Five, ' A Sign Unto You, ’•Elmer, The Junior Stunt Show, 34 School Reporter, 4{ Winnonian Staff, 4; Treas- ure cf Fireside Circle Ij Vice President of Fireside CIre Jo. I u. •• -r. V c •p . v 4-. V .j , ft t� � ■ Uittn� 4j -.-4.... 6 Of?S 33 GIRLS® ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION Paulino Backus 50 Vera Bullis 51 Verna Bullis ®51 Marian Erakine 81 Ilene Peterson 31 Grace Woodward 31 Emily Laoa 35 Elveda Prank 31 51 Frances Becker .In 1930 when our class first entered HoCoHoS., the Girls Athletic Association also started its first year in HoC H©So under the most splendid direction of Mrs0 McAllister-. As Froah, not many of our class joined� but years rolled by and now most all the Senior girls are GoA©A0 members� namely� Vera Bullis� Verna Bullis� Marian Erskine� Frances Becker� Elveda Prank� Emily Laca� and Pauline Baokus, Grace Woodward and Ilene Peterson were also full • flegg d members� hut worked after school thus were given honorary standing in the cluba In GeAoAc: much sportsmanship has been ac- quired by the respective members a It deals with all girls sports� with the exception of ten - nlso The GoA«A Is tha only girls organis- ation in function this yearP Awards are given for each class in school (four «wards)a One final award is given for a member who attains an average of a two� with a good standing in school, aportmanshlp in G.AoA. and who has earned one thousand points and who has been a member of eight varsities,. We have the following sports: basketball, track, baseball, volleyball, tumbling, rifle, drill team, hiking, The organisation gives pointo to members who are out for tennis also. A point system is worked out on the fol- lowing basis 50 points for any varsity, 25 points for the best two-thirds majority out for a sport, 10 points for going out for any sport, 10 points for a high six-weeks average, 1 point a mile for hiking� A girl s grade must be above a 2,7 aver- age to enter G.A.A , and if it drops below two consecutive months, she has to forfeit her membership� Ther first month if her average drops below a 2� 7, she forfeits only her right to vote� The awards are Senior, certificate of merit for 500 points. Junior, Gothic W, which she may wear on a G«A«A sweater, 550 ppoints, the Sophomore award is a G«A.A« pin, given to a girl having earned 200 pointaj the Freshman award is a numeral given to a girl who has earned 100 points� The final award is a ail ver loving cup which is given to a Senior mem- ber who has earned 1000 points� Rifle awards in the advanced club were given to those having’the two highest averages- Alec a medal was given to the person making the best average in shooting prone, kneeling, standing, and sitting positions- Pauline Bac- kus received a oilvor medal for the second highest average� The Home Economics room was revised into a cosy club room� Curtains rugs and lamps were bought, while many things were donated«. Club room chairs were decorated by members ( The room is now a peaceful resting place- P: B BOY S ATHLETICS Seven seniora reported on the first day of the football seaeon0 The boys that earned their block W’s” were,(Captain) Earl Bankofler, Gil Prida, Kesael McBride,William StoClair, Cmesle Echevarria, Bob Morrison and John Messenger, The season ended with two victories and two defeats After the close of the football season-, Coach Lowry oalled a meeting of all basketball candidates and succeeded In getting a large turnout The seniora won the lntorclna3 basket- ball championship without any trouble., TUo senior class is supporting the squad with (Captain) Tom 0 Carroll, Earl Bankofler , Oil prida, William St0 Clair, Gus Echevarria, Luis Bargas, and James Edmunds« It looks as if wo were heading for the zone championship and perhaps the stato championship0 Six of the senior boys are expecting to start training for track in the spring they are namely, (Captain) Earl Bankofler,Gil Prida, Kassel McBride,Gus Echevarria,William Arbontoa, and Lula Bargas Having but three track letter men we still expect to cop the championship0 The tennis team will be supported by Jack Arent, Leland Pearce and Dawson Perry Jack Is the only senior letter man in this sport , G,E A U BLOCK W The purpose of th© Block W„ Society la to create and further better feeling In Boys ath- letic ao In order to become a member of thla a boy must earn a letter In any major sport, namely. Basketball, Football, Track, or Tennis,, The Society has been very active thla year In many lineso Chief among the activities was its cooperation with the G.A.A. In presenting the Darn Foola� Dance which Incidentally was a howl ing succea8o The Senior Class waw well represented ath- letically In thla society with Earl Bankofler, William St.Clair, William Arbonles, Robert Mor- rison, Jack Arant, Kessell McBride, Gil Prida, Tom 0 Carroll, Gus Echevarria, and Albert Low- ry� advisor„ KoMc„Bo OLEE CLUB Through the reoent years it has been vol- untary whether a girl wished to take 01ee or noto This year due to a large group that rtrested,? for a period and gained credit Miss Loring made entrance possible tor candidates only by their passing an examination given by her.; Last year the Olee Club presented a sad funoral advertising a basketball game , This year the Glee Club will have an act in the Junior Stunt Show0 Senior girls in the Olee Club are?Pauline Backus,Frances Becker,Verna Bullis,Emily Laca, Marion Erskine, Elveda Frank.� F.B. CHORUS PIRATES I HXIfTJCT ' SKATERS FRENCH I HIGH HATS 5 SCHOOLDAYS $ OHIHKS - PDLLYANNAS BAI930W MOVIES -? WHOOPEE BUFFALOES I GARDENS : HAYRIDES JUMP IMG JUBILEE X S2ESING EAST SIDS -WE3T SIDE 3AILORS Dees it sound queer? It la such memories reoalled by one of the Senior Girls who parti oipated In ohorus for three years under direc - tlon of Mrs i B£cA Hister� These are only names of the various ohorus©a This work was entirely optional to the girls and Jlra«. Me Allistor0 The group first started with a few of the more experienced girlsf but now there are six teen.. Many hours of practice have been spent but the pleasuz e derived was surpassing;. Senior girls Are: Pauline Backus Marian Erskine Frances Bockor Verna Bullis Vera Bullia BUS vr y:' : • •; T ' : ' Hr. ‘ ORCHESTRA The high school orchestra has been a great success undor the excellent leadership of Mr0 R� Wagner� The orchestra's activities have included playing before and between acts of plays pre- sented beforo the public at the schools Its mu sic lent a dignified chan to these presents tlonso Although the personnel of the orchestra this year has not been quite as large as In former years- it has accomplished mueh and done exceedingly well for its limitation of members,, The membership consisted this year of the followlrigi Dora Gibbons, Carmen Lasa, Gertrude Polander0 (ViCllns) j Robert Gorham.,James K.tnnoy0 (Saxophones)j James Callahan,(Clarinet)j Clara Corbett,(Piano)j and Leland Pearce, (Drums)� The orchestra members extend, their hearty appreciation to Mr0 Wagner for his successful work in directing the class.. L� ?- 3D T DEBATE CLUB There were only three Seniors enrolled in the Debate Club this yearj they were: Miss Marian Erskino, James Callahan and Jack Arant, Tryouts were held early In the season and Mias Erakine and Mr Callahan were «elected as the first team, wblle-Jilaaes Breier and Herllne were selsoted a a the Junior first t«aiw and Mr Mcrrall and frr Brackett were chosen as the Junior second team0 During the school year debates were held with Elko and Lovelock, all of which were won by our debaters. Several weeks before the state tournament, tryouts were again held and Mis a Ersktne and Mr, Callahan again won the judges decision ., Soon after this Mr , Callahan contracted the measles and, on the account of his eyes being weak, he could not participate in the coming tournamento Miss Herllne, who had had much experience in outside debates, accepted the va .� cant positions During the first day of the tournament, our debaters unanamoualy defeated both Reno and Sparks and in doing so qualified to debate against Las Vegas in the finals j For the first time in the debating history of Nevada,, two teams composed of girls met in the finals The decision of this debate was two to one, in fav or of Las Vegas Although we did not win the Btate cham- pionship, the debating season for the school year 1935 and 1934 was one of the most success. ful debating season ever experienced by our school,. JVA 3 . SPANISH CLUB WI� Q8 Estudiantea Cast ©llano s’ an organizat- ion for the purpose of Increasing the know- ledge of . those Interested ih the language and the people of Spain was organized with the help of Mr, Alegre ' In view of the fact that the olub is con- sidered a minor activity the members failed to function for the first half of the year and supported other major, activities of the school, T he students take turris in presiding oyer their mootings� Plans .ere being -made to carry -on an Inter- national work by corresponding with 'Spanish speaking students of South American Countries ; i B, o v'-' - • • '• '•.W FBBBOH CLUB organised a , club tUs rear la orderto fort hex their-inter- J eat� and study of the French Language With ) Mr Alegre at Fatuity adviser many enjoyable and active aeetlngt were, held '£ � ?! Frl- days ' , de meet Ingbe lag givwn-tb playing games and the next td.'gl iag.v speeches wither in French or gngllth Ao rding to the- number of point received speeches in French' 1 or ftsglish tb ; tfere . members having the moat ] points at the snddf the year were to receive '-awards . .I -a;. £r named it Fanll b Bi_____,_____ and Marian Ermhe ';. Virginia' add Evelyn Grand- el abb ere'taking- the French' 1 course also lat- er Joined -. The ■' name -• ’•fies .Esl b e ‘ taken from the letter in the svirnaae of the charter meiabers .As a temporary chairman was elected for i each meeting the only offices held werej secre- tary Caea r Siard and Treasurer Frank Pedroll The oluh is now corresponding with studente in French colleges and Schools M K 33 SPRING PLAT Robert Bennett——---.jam© a Callahan £. Mo Ralston ———-——Robert Morrison Dick Donnelly————————————Jack Arant Clarenoe Van Dusen————Donald Ersklne Bishop Doran-——-————Frank Pedroll Gwendolyn Ralston——-—Marian Ersklne Mrs,� E« M, Ralston————————Betty Herllne Ethel Clark———————Pauline Backus liable Jackson—————————Gene Wines Sable Jackson——————Grace Woodward Martha— ——————————————Emily Laca When Robert Bennett bets {10 000 that be can tell Nothing but the Truth for 24 hours a fast moving oomody starts It la most amazing the strange incidents that can arise when a person starts to tell the unvarnished truth F, B„ THE WINNONIAN The Winaonian the school newspaper is now in its third year of publication Five issues have been published this year The Winnonian is published by the English Iv students under the able supervision of Mrs0Willie Hudson.� The staff this year were as follows: Editors;.Keaael McBride-� Jairjea Callahan Mar Ian Erskinej Assist � ant Editors: Vera Bullis, Marian Ersklne, and Grace Woodward L.. ?• !---ggjjioR BALL Striking a now chord in decorative feat urea the Senior Ball proved to bm one of the highlights of the social season� The theme was portrayed in Butch fashion with windmills wooden shoes and tulips pre dominating in soft blue and white paper� At each end of the gym the arms of big blue wind- mills turned slowly around� Along the sidewalls tulips grew from borders of blue and white The ceiling was cross-grained in blue and white and draped gracefully down to the balconies and sidewalls� The blue and white colors harm- onized with the setting and presented an atmo- sphere of tranquility and quietude� The committee in charge of the Ball was Mrs G„McAllistei Advisoxj Verna Bullis andBob Morrison, Chairmen; assisted by Pauline Backus Grace Woodward, Emily Laca, Marian Erskine,Jack Arant Kassel McBride William Arbonies and Gil Prida. Kn MoB 3C REVELATIONS OP A CRYSTAL (Notet-Due to a nick In the crystal� the irriter will not be held respons- ible for these pred atlo o� ) • ■ . .... 3si’ 4 ■ Fortune had been very kind to ate and be- fore X was soaroely ten years out of high school I had amassed a rather bounteous supply of rlohea® So after much deliberation upon how to plaoe the greater portion of this wealth book Into active circulation� X decided to take an extensive tour of the globe� Accordingly X se- cured maps, circulars, post cards, chewing gum etc,� and charted out the route of my travels. Then strapping an extra sock In my trunk I took a cab to the airport, X bought a ticket to Hew York and hurried out to the ramp where the east bound stratosphere plane vas . warming up, I clambered Into the plane and settled down com fortable In a seat. The door vas closed the motors whirred louder and we took off masterful ly I must oertainiy have a skillful pilot I thought. At this moment the pilot turned his head back toward the passengers and smiled,X re cognized the classioal feature of Dawson Perry hiding behind a bush a his upper lip? I bound- ed unsteadily down the aisle to where he sat, ve shook hands until our shoulders ached� The rest of the trip was spent in recalling thegood old days back in ’H, C H� S« ‘3 X left Dawson In, Hew York and booked pass � age on a steamer bound for Spain , While prome� nadlng up and down the deck one dayfi who should X spy but Oil Prlda and Einily Laca (now Emily Prida) returning to Spain with their troop of bullfighters Gil was proudly passing out oig- ars to the pa8eengera � 011 Jn I having (Just ar rived) being the cause of his generosity� That afternoon Gil and I were strolling along the deck when a monstrous butterfly sailed by in front of us� A little man with a familiar ath- letic stride and carrying a butterfly net pur- sued the butterfly around the corner I year- ly succumbed to l ughter—it was William Arbon • lea—bugologlst from Harvard� While I was dining late one evening in one of Madrid s finest hotels, who should come saun taring out onto the dance floor but Src Lu,1s Bargaa strumming a tenor guitar and crooning in soft voice Lula was applauded and encored until he was nearly exhausted Long after he had gone the people shouted and clamored for more of his songs I wouldn t have missed this trip for all the gold In the world . Leaving Spain I Journeyed on up into France In Paris who should I meet but Grace Woodward and liens Peterson � corrs3pond6ntfl for the Ho- ist ;hbllcation3 in the S. They informed me that they were bound for Russia to confer with Lelawd Pcqroeski- diotator of U 3„ 3. R-. and his left hand man James Sdnundski« -( the Bolshevik '1) Grace, incidentally,, had a snap of T land and James,. They looked as if theyv ere growing hair for a mattress factory . Leland’s beard, reached his toon and trailed the ground ... And from France on up Into Switzerland where in the midst o ftheir seventh, heaven namely yodel� ling and making btieese, Z found Marian Ersklne and Prankie Pedroli skiing off the Materhorn© I slid off the Alps down into Italy where I found James Callahan and Jaok Arant gondoleering up and down the Cfrand Canal© Their gondola (notthe kind on the railroads) wasn’t powered with the conventional pole but with a Chevrolet Six engine© $hey would sail up and down the oanal portraying Columbus The handing of the Pilgrims Leif Erloson, Mulligan or what not, much to the joy and glee of the populace who showered them with overlpe eggs, tomatoes, eto©, in reward for their ertistle efforts, toward preserving History as she was made© In Rome I had the honor of hearing a vio- lin concert by none other than Carmen Lasa as she played to the suooessor of Moosoleeni—Vil- iyam St© Clair and his blaek-shoits© Every few bars Carmen would be interrupted as Wlllyam would raise his handP then millions of black- sholts would squawk most majestically— Viva, Wlllyam, Viva© A few hours later after the applause had died down somewhat,. Carmen would resume her interpretation of •Dark Town Strut- ters Ball© In Egypt one scorching day on the desert,! came across a a caravan at the head of which rode a tall slim man© As I drew nearer I recognized the yellow hair of Earl, while behind him and astride a camel was Vera� X looked on past them at the rest of the oaravan, strangely to say, each oamel was loaded with little blonde and, dark eyed children© Each boy carried a tiny Javelin and each girl was tied in a kno some- what like a pretzel© A 3ontin«1 of the caravan rushed to ua and pointed off into the heat� A man was «tag - goring toward ue Wo ran out to help him—-it was Robort Morrison—now a soldier In tho Foreign Legion Ho aald ho was soarohing for another leglonalre who had stolen his girl The world hadn't changed much for BobJ I crossed the Labara into West Africa and ttie Jungle� ' One afternoon after pushing my way through heavy brush nearly all tho morning I come to a small open glade� Thinking it an Ideal plaoo to rest X sat down, and was About to light my pipe when a rhinoceros broke oover on the oppo- site side of the glade� He charged diagonally across the open a little to the right of me As he ohatt ged by me I saw upon his back Verna and Qua, both of them grinning down at me? They waved back in goodbye as the rhino plunged on through the Jungle We pushed on through the Jungle until night fell when we suddenly came upon a native village—the king andhls subjects came forward to meet us-who should it be fat- fat King Kenneth Edmunds and a whole harem of ebony skinned wives� Kenneth and Company enter talned us with a banquet, etc , that night� Y e feasted and danced until early morning� A few days latfJ I sailed from Madagascar for India On the voyage over I heard stories of a wondrous white man in India who was fol- lowing closely In the footsteps of the late Mahatma GhandJU I resolved to s ee this famous personage so upon disembarking in Calcutta I began to look for him Fortunately he was giving a lec ture that day to the Goat Milkers Union so I re paired hence Of all the persons in the world who should this protege of Ghandi be but Bill Jones VO And so nearing the last legs of ray tour I passed over the Himalayas Into the Desert of Gobi where late'one sizzling afternoon X came across a familiar be-spectaoled figure = ——none other than Pauline wondering why a chioken coufidn't hatch the dlnoeauer eggs ahe hod dug out of a wall of rockt i .;' . '' I received the thrlllof a lifetime in Ti« bet (or Tid-bit) when Klveda Frank sang Auf Weidorsehon in Chinese Elveda was a seeking matorial for a book on China Sho couldn't find a better place to find such, than in China, In Shanghai a tall dark man dressed orient ally and with a drooping long mustache stopped me on the s treats® I thought it was the Enppe ror of China but when he spoke Ialmoat fellover —T ora O'CarrolllM Tom said that I should ac- company him home and meet the wife On the way over I wondered what she would be like-I wasn't far from ray guess Out troops Frances in a fiery red kimona and humming I'm No Angel • It wee a small, small world after all Bidding goodbye to Frances and Tom very reluctantly— I sailed for home Some days out the ship bumped into a floa- ting island—the sole inhabitant rushed out of his cave and began to tell the Captain what he thought of him—Such Language 111 I thought he seemed somewhat familiar—he was K McBride living in all his glory «We left him raving and howling—and as he passed out of sight I became more firmly convinced that Darwin was right Sae Edmunds Edmunds Wild Twins From .; Borneo., hey� re Screams! v ; at th , '- Crying Bawling Circus Will exchange a set of false teeth, el ightly used, sharp. for Kassel McBride� s Whistle B frank Box 101 Will trade two used toot pick ends, curl- ed, for what have you Dawson Perry For SalesDebate Manuel slightly used, with in- itiale E, D, Marian Krskine fry 0« Shook-Proaf Lipstick Trail Offer- Oratis 5--. 1 ata £ Edna Wallace Backus Lost: other half of R H ticket to Prairie Valley «Liberal Reward Ilene Peterson Enroll Bov at the Finishing Sohool end graduate old Smoothie ▼arse S. 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