Humberside Collegiate Institute - Hermes Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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CANARY 'S fl ' BIRD LOVERS' For Up-to-Date 5 SUPPLIES BARBERING GIFTS DOROTHY AUSTIN , Indian and Chinese H . . V Brass, Dresden, alrdresslng Satsuma and Marcelling and Fingerwaving T, English China 1 -l Phone JU. 0148 for Appointments A Tapestries, Couch Covers and Cushions A complete line of Bridge Tallies Cards and Prizes ANAMOND SHOPPE 2285 Bloor Street W. LYndhurst 3457 Once a Trial, You'll Always Be Neat. RUSSELL E. LANE 1962A Bloor St. West fNear Mineral Baths, Farmer: You've got a Cold. McCabe: Yehf' Farmer: How did you get it ?' McCabe: Oh, I slept in a field last night and someone left the gate open. v Give a thief enough rope and he will start a cigar factory. VVomen are said to have a larger vocabulary than the men. We don't argue-look at the words for the Colour of silk stockings. Tourist: Is it true that there are 30,000 islands in Georgian Bay?,' Agar: 'lYes, sir. ' Tourist: Will you do me a favour, then ? Agar: Certainly, Tourist: Take my wife and mother-in-law and leave them on each one for a couple of daysf' FOR SILENCE BEAUTY DURABILITY ORDER ' THE Aristocrat PUSSYFOOT TOILET TANK FROM YOUR PLUMBER The Aristocrat Mfg. Co. LIMITED FRASER AVE. - TORONTO

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Do You Want an Office Position? Oiiice positions are pleasant and well-paidg in many cases they lead to executive work and bigger pay. Our practical courses in Stenography, Bookkeeping, Commercial and Secretarial prepare you for an oliice position. Our Employ- ment Department will help you find congenial work when you graduate. Send for complete information, showing' how this school has helped others malce gimfl. No ulJlig'll'tiuli. -lust write your name on the line below, tear out this ad., and mail it today. DOMINION BUSINESS COLLEGE, LIMITED 525 Bloor St. West TRinity 2663. Name ,, M , ,, , .. . . Address . lllllllclf . it't'USSUI'lCS -X balky mule has four-brakes, A 'fmilly-goat has bumpersg FOI' Snappy Styles The tire-ily has a bright spot-light, Rabbits are puddle-jumpers. AT Camels have balloon-tired feet, And carry spares of what they eat. Popular Prices Q- Mr. Hatch: NVhen was radio first operated in America ? SEE Siemms: VVhen Paul Revere broadcast on one plug. MARTI ' Q Mr. Maclnnes: VVhere did the arc- lamps come from F F15 S Gretta Ross: Noah used them on AND his out-boardf' DRESS ES 'W- . Teacher: VVhat. You've left your pencils at home again? What would 2894 DUNDAS WEST you think of a soldier who went to war without a gun? l Evans: I would think he was an officer. 174

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