Humberside Collegiate Institute - Hermes Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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A Tn-ig Hgmwlgf: 1 4 wx XXX l D01z'tRead This! This article is dedicated to the harassed Latin student, who, at one time or another has wondered how Caesar and his Motley crew Qsee 'joe Caesar and his Rowboatn or Punt, Punt, Who's got the Football? j ever conversed wit-hout a Latin grammar open in front of them. We are pre- senting a little personal glimpse of the home life of a select few of Rome's Four Hundredf' CThis is not the Apocalypsej. Mrs. Caesar: You are not going out tonight. Caesar: Aw listen, Sugar, I gotta heavy date with Cicero, the silver- voiced senator. According to custom, at the seventh hour, we're gonna get together at Bill's Pool-Room and think up some nice new war. Itis cramp- ing my style, not having anything to write aboutf' Mrs. Caesar: f'Nothin' doin', kid. youyre stayin' chez nous cette nocte, to look after the kids. CShe beams on him, proud of her French and the pur- pose clause, one of Caesar's little failingsj. This is your night in. Caesar: Now let's talk this over. I get the pay cheque tonight and I'll get you a new mail coat. Mrs. Caesar: Like Dame Themis- ticles'? Caesar: Well, a thousand ducats is a lotta money. Mrs. C. Cpoutingj : You're an old Jew. Caesar: Iule, Dear jewel, heh, heh, heh. Mrs. C.: Uh, that same old pun. Get hep to yourself, nlest-ce pas? QShe goes to a corner and weepsj. Caesar Ca partej: I'll get me a taxi and hie me to the senate. fClimbs into a chariot pulled by two old plugs that do duty as milk, ice, garbage and fire horsesj. Socrates fcharioteer, taximan, bur- glar, lecturerj: Q most worthy Caesar, whither away? Pay as you enter, pleasef' Caesar: Can the chatter, old man. Lemme off at Bud's and charge it to profit and loss. QArrives at Bud's and, finding nobody there, gallops over to the Senate House. Spies Cicero at the barj. Hawaii? Flip you nickels. Say, Ciss, why the face ?7' Cicero: 4'It was this way, believe it or not. I was waiting for a street car, when up come Helen of Troy and gave me a lift down town. Says she, 'Kid, I'm leavin' yuh. You've beat me for the last time. I'm headin' for Mexico '.,' Caesar: At last, a war! Hot stuff, Cissy! Steward, get me my pen and parchment. CSits down to write out the plot of the latest iight, but a bunch of the boys are whooping it up and he gets into a game of pokerl. Down to my last sandal. All my argent gone! No mail coat for the little woman. She'll be all hot and botheredf, QTo Ciceroj: Where'd you say Helen went, Mexico? When's the next train, steward? Get me an upper. I'll write the femme a note. Say, boys, what's the dative plural of the masculine gerund? There isn't one? Then I'll make one. Mr. Jermyn: What are you looking for, Harris ? Frontenac. Too bad but he's been dead these last few days. Sunday School Teacher: Where do very bad boys ago ? Tickner: Mr, Iermynls Office. 145

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