Humansville High School - Tiger Yearbook (Humansville, MO)

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Senior Jean Andresen: I will my ability to anyone who wants it and I will all the Juniors all the Seniors trouble. Wayne Baumgardner: I will my ability to burn up half the shop and Bob Price to whoever wants them. Danny Brown: I will my ability to talk in Vo. Ag. to Danny Campbell, Greg Tennant, and Gene Webster; I will my GOOD driving habits to Richard Pace. Robert Farmer: I will my charming, tactful and glorious personality to Tim Sprowls; my magnificient brains to Cindy Aasby; my sex appeal to Allen Tenni- son; my ability to fake any class to Janet Cameron and the school lunches to the Russians. Shirley Floyd: I will all my happiness I've had with Bobby to all the couples in H.H.S. and the happiness of graduation to the Seniors of 1970. Rae Lynn Glasscock: I will my ability to survive student teaching to Elaine Sayre; my last days at H.H.S. to anyone who has had enough and the joys and sorrows of graduation to the 1970 Seniors. Helen Good: I will my nice quiet ways to Jo Ann Newton and the ability to write letters and get away with it to Brenda Rains. Brenda Gunier: I will my ability to be an all-around athlete to Janet Came- ron in hopes she can do something about the all-around, I will my patience with Judy Miller to Coach Worthan. Steve Ireland: I will my ability to roam the halls to Les Dodd, and my seat in the office to Bill Robertson hoping that he will keep the paint worn off. Constance Jackson: I will my mind, body, and soul to anyone who will have them. Tommy Jenkins: I will my ability to skip school to Robert Daniels. Donna Morrison: I will my culinary abilities to the cooks; my ability to chew gum and not get caught to David Raines; my height and like for weird types of fun to Vickie Pangborn and my want for more school spirit to all the underclassmen. Eddie Pangborn: I will my long blonde hair to Coach Worthan; my pitching arm to future H.H.S. baseball teams; my draft card to any underclassman who is not lucky enough to have one; and my class ring to certain blonde with blue eyes. Bob Price: I will my position as manager of the basketball team to whoever is dumb enough to take it, I will my ability to get along with the Coach to anyone who needs it. Judy Rima: I will my quiet ways and my ability to stay out of trouble to any- one who wants them. R.J. Robertson: I will my ability to write questionable columns to Richard Pace, and my seat on the Student Council to anyone who needs the sleep. Beverly Sayre: I will my ability not to get caught in the halls by Mrs. Phillips to Patti and Les; and my position as cheerleader and being able to ride the basketball bus to JanetCameron in hopes she will have as much fun as I did. Grace Sebring: I will my shorthand class to anyone who wants a deformed hand, my chemistry class to anyone who wants an Excedrin headache, and my developmental reading class to anyone who wants the sleep. Barbara Seiner: I will my ability to type on the newspaper to Danny Campbell. Connie Smith: I will my nice, quiet, mannerly ways to Brenda Rains. Brenda Thompson: I will my ability not to talk in English to David Thompson and my ability to get along with the teachers to Anna Black and Janet Cameron. Sue Tinsley: I will my ability to stay with one boy to June Miller. Wilma Vandeveer: I will my ability to eat in the cafeteria to anyone nuts enough to eat there an my ability to stay out of trouble to the Juniors. Donna Watkins: I will my ability to start arguments between Barbara and Brenda to anyone that wants to add a little SPICE TO THEIR LIFE.

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GRADUATES

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Senior Prophecy Jean Andreson became a go-go dancer in Kansas City. Wayne Baumgardner, after converting his grandmother's Studebaker into a milk wagon, is now selling goat's milk in downtown Elkton. Danny Brown is living a very happy life with Sharon selling pigeon feathers to the Sioux Indians in southwest Arizona. Mike Farmer flunked out of six colleges and is now working with a small town circus. He's billed as the fastest mouth in the world. Shirley Floyd married Bobby Hogan who became a general in the U.S. Army. They are now raising their own boot camp. Brenda Gunier gave up her college education to sign up with the St. Louis Cardinals as pitcher, and during baseball's off season, she plays fullback for the Green Bay Packers. Rae Lynn Glasscock graduated from high school and college, and is now in her twelfth year of going steady with her one and only Norman. Helen Good is now manager of a chain of Shady Nooks located all over the state at major points such as Cliquot, Arnica, and Flemington. Steve Ireland is now a professional race driver, driving under the name of the Great Worm. His most recent win was the Dunnegan 500 in his excep- tionally fast Briggs and Stratton 4 h.p. Nash. Connie Jackson joined the circus after she gained 300 pounds. She's a tight- rope walker. Tommy Jenkins, having become a successful farmer, is now raising pedi- gree yellow Congo tree frogs on his 53,000 acre farm located in remote Dunnegan. Donna Morrison won her vocal scholarship to S.M.S. and is now going into her eleventh year of freshman music. She still can't read music. Eddie Pangborn has finally made it in the entertainment world. He plays the sheepdog on MY THREE SONS. Bob Price, after running unsuccessfully for the governor of the Virgin Islands twelve times, is now writing short stories for JACK AND JILL maga- zine, under the pen name of George Willens. Judy Rima is married, living in Springfield, has six children, and is the neighborhood gossip. R. J. Robertson, after flunking out of 16 colleges, is now teaching ad- vanced elementary sandbox in the Bear Creek school district. Beverly Sayre is running a goat farm and has several little kids. Grace Sebring got a job in a secretarial pool and then married a rich, red-headed executive and now is shorthanded because of her ten little executives. Barbara Seiner has counterattacked the Twiggy style and has become a top fashion model. Brenda Thompson started a shopping center chain. Their headquarters is in Cliquot. Sue Tinsley is now employed in the Bob Houston Racing Inc. as a driver. She drives a yellow Chevy weekly at the Humansville Soeedwav. Connie Smith gave up her career as a lion tamer to become a news broad- caster on the Huntley-Brinkley-Smith team. Donna Watkins is now married and a computer operator with a lot of little calculations around the house. Wilma Vandeveer has become a professional folk singer and is featured on the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour. 11