Hughesville Junior Senior High School - Monarch Yearbook (Hughesville, PA)

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HUGHESVILLE MON ARCH HIGH SCHOOL HILDA SMITH is a model for the Bush 84 Bull Company at Williamsport. IRENE SMITH is managing a beauty parlor in Chinatown, New York City. FRED SCHNEIDER is managing the A 8: P Store of Lime Bluff. His last cus- tomer bought a box of tooth picks about two years ago. It is said he is doing very well. TRACY SHANER has a large shop on Fifth Avenue in New York City. He is a great authority on women's Parisian Gowns. CARRIE SPEARMAN teaches Home Economics in our dear old Alma Mater. BARNEY SWISHFR is now in charge of the Commercial Department of the H. H. S., replacing Miss Rosenfield. RETA TRAVELET is now married and living in Hughesville with her hus- band, who is pastor of the Methodist Church. WILBUR TRICK has at last found a cure for sleeping sickness. His wife kicks him out of bed. WILLIAM UPDEGRAFF is now residing in jersey Shore, taking the place of Prince Farrington. HELEN WARBURTON is now married and living in Muncy. Her husband and she have a thriving fruit business. CLOYD WHITMOYER, still a bachelor, is playing the drums with Paul White- man's Orchestra. KENT WORTHINGTON has finally married Evelyn Grittner, and is now an agent on the W. 8: N. B. He has a large network of railways employing thousands of men. Kent and his family are very happy. WILLIAM SHAFFER, '33. BERNARD SWISHER, '33. Clam Wil! We, the Seniors of the Class of 1933, of Hughesville High School, being of sound mind, do declare this to be our last will and testament in the manner following: First, We bequeath the admiration of the faculty to the under classmeng Second, we bequeath our teachers, our studies, and our books to the junior Class, so that they may climb the ladder of success as we have done, Third, we bequeath: CU Kate Ashkarls intellect to Ruthie Stiger. Q21 Harold Aderhold's track ability to Daniel McConnell, hoping that he will roll up the points for Hughesville next year. Q3j Margaret Barto's ability to neckl' to Libby Dunham so that she may carry on our old traditions. Q41 Jack Dunham's ability to sleep in class to Dorothy Bubb so that Latin Class won't prove so tiresome. OJ Hazel Derr's popularity to Jennie Bower so that she may more easily trap a certain junior. Q65 jim Guyer's nonchalence to Roy Herriman so that he may become Dean in the 479 Lairdsville Tech. Myrtle Heydenreich's slenderness to Ruth McConnell so that she may match Ike, more perfectly. QSJ jesse Houseknechfs ability to chew tobacco to Booby McBride so he will develop into a big he-man. Q91 Gwen Hill's Muncy boy friend to Libby Travelet so she may take up where Gwen left off. QIOJ Orlando Houseknecht's size to George Turner so that he can do the quick dis- 4119 appearing act when Mr. Artley conies upon the scene. Ray Hoifman's golden voice to the National Broadcasting Company.

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'g HUGHESVILLE MON ARCH HIGH SCHOOL Clair Prophecy---25 Years From Now HAROLD ADERHOLD and PAULINE MYERS have settled down in Lairds- ville, where they will run the Great Lairdsville Flour Mills. KATHERINE ASHKAR is with the National Broadcasting Company helping Kate Smith get her moon over the mountain. MARGARET BARTO and JOE MCCABE are in the midst of the Sahara Desert, where Joe is completing his experiments preparatory to the flight to the moon. Poor Margaret is undecided whether to take the family with Joe, or remain at home and take care of the farm. HAZEL DERR has at last succeeded in finding a husband. It is reported she is engaged ,to Jim Guyer, who is Pastor of the Moreland Baptist Church. Hazel plays the organ while Jimmy sings a hymn. Hazel and Jim are also taking music and art courses from the International Correspondence School. JACK DUNHAM is running a dairy farm at Eagles Mere. His farm is con- trolled by an automatic hook-up, whereby Jack can get his work done while sleeping. Jack is still single, not being awake long enough to get a wife. MYRTLE HEYDENREICH is running a beauty school on Main St., just OH Pennsylvania Avenue in Tivoli. JESSE HOUSEKNECHT is taking his brother's place raising ton litters. ORLANDO HOUSEKNECHT is with the Barnum and Bailey Circus. He is under the name of Oorland the Great . Weight44O0 pounds. He is now run- ning at Clarkstown for the small price of 10c. GXXYENDOLYN HILL has at last sealed the bonds of matrimony. JEAN HOFFMAN has married a missionary and is now living in China. RAYMOND HOFFMAN is with Columbia University as Professor of Pub- lic Speaking. X PAUL KAHLER is now applying for a job as floorwalker, after having the ex- perience with the last set of twins, while teaching them to be Fishermen. HARRIET KUNTZ has settled down with Bill Shaffer in the monument business. She is teaching her children, who number 5, the value of a perfect attendance record while at school. The kids should have a good record, taking for granted they fol- low in their daddy's footsteps. VIVIAN McCARTY has at last traded off her old Chevy for a Model T Ford. HILDA McCLlNTOCK has at last settled down with her husband, whom she is teaching to be a chemist to manufacture hair dyes. BILL McCLINTOCK is still debating whether he should go to college or not. THELMA MONTAGUE is the society dictator of Mawr Glen. She also writes up the society column for the Clarkstown Tribune, CHRISTINE MURRAY is matron in the Old Ladies Homel' at Chippewa. FRED ODELL has at last climbed the mountain of joy to End-Eagles Mere, where he has settled down with Marion Watts, who is the social lioness of the great metropolis. Fred is President of the Eagles Mere Street Railway Corp. when he is not at home playing nursemaid. ROBERT ODELL is with Ringling Bros. Circus as a contortionist. Bob nearly passed away last week after tying himself in a knotgfrom which he could not get himself untied. DORTHEA PEALE in 1950 married the Prince of Wales and is now the Queen of England. l FRANK REED is now Governor of Oklahoma, where his worth has been proved. EDNA ROBB and Albert Snyder have at last been married and are living with Edna's parents, so she can help her mother with the chores. CARL SMITH is proprietor of the Greater Hughesville Cleaning and Pressing Service. He specializes in women's clothing.

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C121 HUGH ESVILLE MON ARCH HIGH SCHOOL jean Hoifman's shining face to the Statue of Liberty so that she may guide the ships into port. 1131 Harriet Kuntz's red hair to Hilda Seibert. 1141 Paul Kahler's love to Nancy Fisher. 1151 Vivian McCarty's ability to climb telephone poles to an anthropoid Ape. 1161 Bill McClintock's position as senior class president to a worthy successor to be 1171 4181 elected by the Class of '34, Hilda McClintock's city ways to Altha Shires. Fred Odell's dramatic ability to Nyle Houseknecht. 1191 Thelma Montague's claim on Raymond to Aggie Bull. 1201 Robert Odell's oratorical ability to john Crossley. 1211 4221 1221 Christine Murray's jitters to Harriet Armstrong so that she can carry out the traditions of the Senior Class. Frank Reed's shorthand ability to Paul Sones. Pauline Myer's ability to get French to Evelyn Grittner. 1241 Bill Shaffer's admiration for Harriet Kuntz to Booby McBride. 1251 Dottie Peale's position as May Queen to a worthy successor to be elected by the school. 1261 Tony Smith's ability to sing to Alfred Ashkar. 1271 Edna Robb's ability to play basketball to Anna Shires. 1281 Fred Schneider's shin guards to Kenny Fox. 1291 Hilda Smith's quiet personality to Libby Sones. 1301 Tracy Shaner's ability to look dignified to Newton Friant. 1311 Irene Smith's ability to attend school to Max Hughes. 1321 Barney Swisher's neck to a beer bottle. 1331 Carrie Spearman's ability to sew to Sissy,' Hill. 1341 Wilb11r Tricl-:'s ability to thumb rides to Bud Colley. 1351 Reta Travelet's walk to Helen Covert. 1361 Bill Updegraff's bottle capper to 'iStug Girton. 1371 Helen Warburton's quietness to Don Fox. 1381 Cloyd Whitmoyer's musical ability to Stanley Levine. 1391 Marian Watt's love to Buggern Houseknecht. 1401 Kent Worthington's sunny disposition to Charles Guyer. 1411 joe McCabe's ability to put jig-saw puzzles together before the old folks go to bed to Buzz Worthington. We, hereby, solemnly declare the Principal, R. A. G. Stetler, executor of this, our last will, and direct him to carry out the provisions contained herein. Signed, sealed, and delivered to him by the Senior Class, this twenty-ninth day of May, in the year of our Lord, One thousand, nine hundred and thirty-three. KENT WORTHINGTON, '35 JEAN HOFFMAN, '55, JOE MCCABE, '55