Hudsonville High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Hudsonville, MI)

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 rsrararar»;;« fora ra ra rararara rararara ra ra ra rarara-'rafo'S w ■‘ ».V a A rafofo ,Y. ,Vl .V, .Vi a .Vi ,7 .V.' S EM JOr; V J L L We, the class of 1948, being of so called sound mind and body, do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament before we pass on from these halls of learning: Whereas; each of us declare that: I, Don Gillette, will my trombone, squirt gun, rubber bands, playing cards and pea shooter to Gerald Ver Strate. I, Irwin Brink, leave my promtness for band and my horse laugh to Roland De Weerd. I, Harvey Meyaard, will my appetite and muscles to Lump De Zwaan. I, Howard Vineyard, will my brush cuts and 8th hours to my brother Bill. I, Fred La Huls, will my red hair and gold teeth to Orville Dalman. I, Harold Ter Avest, leave the waitresses of Rainbow Grill to Bob Hoogenstyn and Kenneth Van Klompenberg. I, Nathan Boldt, will my wit and scientific ability to Fred Boerman. I, Harold Steffens, will my kiddy car and two good legs to Bob Kooraan. I, Chester Veldhuls, will my brains and Britannica Jr. to Reeks Victory. I, Nelson Aukema, will my driving ability to Darrell Shuck and Elmer Enslng. I, Leona Nyenhule, will my quietness to Marjorie De Weerd. I, Betty Peuler, will my short fingernails to Irma Me Duffee. I, Joyce Strlokfaden, leave my stubborn disposition to Beverly Moomey. I, Marilyn Bullen, will my pessimistic views to Norene Plaggemeyer. I, Winona Alward, leave my plumpness to Carolyn wabeke. I, Doris Enslnk, bequeath my singing ability to Jerry Lyke. I, Gloria Tlmmer, leave my musical ability on the bass horn to Lois Alworth. I, Esther Douglas, will my all A record in Latin to Mary La Huls. I, Lois Ulberg, leave my technique with the boys to Connie Holstege. I, Eleanor Roek, leave Ike Dykema to Muriel Drew. I, Charlene Young, will my unlady-llke behavior to Norene Peuler, Millie Dean, Marcia Boldt and Bernle Van Klompenberg. I, Phyllis Zwagerman, will my 40 Inch waist line to Arlene Nyenhule. I, Harslet De Weerd, will ail my vltlmln pills and Wheatles to Celeste Tlgelaar. We the Senior class as a whole will our good times together and scholarly attainments to the Junior class. We will to those who follow In our footsteps our good sportsmanship, our friendly disposition and our love to get out Of classes. 7? M r; 1,7-rrr ntntn WJlWSJl'..V.V'”-’v,1vr;j v, y »yj ayjyi r;g,zvkww.w«mss);

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 P R OF ri£Y I jumped into the space ship of Prophecy , invented by Professor Nathan Boldt, Instructor of Aeronautical Research. As I entered the ship I was shown to my seat by the smiling stewardess, Lois Ulberg. She told me not to be afraid since the ship was being piloted by the capable Don Gillette. I moved swiftly into space making my first stop at the moon. A tiny robot man came to meet me, known as Harold Steffens. After a short walk I found Harold Ter Avest harpooning for whales in Linberger Lake. He was constantly being annoyed by a beautiful mermaid labeled Hiss Phyllis Zwagerman. I returned to the ship and left the moon to fly to Saturn, the Par- adise Planet. It was ruled by King Howard Vineyard, who in turn was ruled by Queen Esther Douglas. While I was there Queen Esther had the court jester, Irwin Brink, come in and entertain me by a touching solo on his hot reed, entitled The Too Fat Polka . This jester also ser- ved as an undertaker on Saturn and was famous for his invention of the Stay-shut casket lid. Then I left for Hubba-Hubba planet, occupied only by beautiful women. I was officially greeted by the Hubba Hip-Hip girls quartet composed of Doris Ensink, Eleanor Roek, Joyce Strickfadden, and Marilyn Bullen. The girlw had just completed a six weeks tour at Jamestown Junction. Land- ing here, I found that one of the jet engines ran out of jet, so the ace grease monkey of Hubba-Hubba planet, Gloria Tlmmer, repaired it for me. She filled my engine with jet and said I should stop and pay the bill at the control tower. I had a tedious climb up a flight of steep, nar- row steps. I was met at the top by Miss Betty Peuler, traffic control cop of the airfield. She was waiting for an overdue airship from the earth, piloted by Chester Veldhuis, which was carrying some long wait- ed for men to Hubba-Hubba planet. As I left her I decided to speed up my trip by taking the banister down. It must have been against the rules for me to do this for I was abruptly thrown out the back door by the bouncer, Harriet DeWeerd. I jumped into a taxi, told the driver, Charlene Young, to head for the best hotel in town. The head porter, Leona Nyenhuis, checked by for my bags and suggested that I relax by seeing a good ballet. The theater was packed as they were starring the renowned ballet-bubble dancer, lithesome Winona Alward. Seated next to me was a young man playfully shooting darts at the bubbles. At second glance I noticed that it was Nelson Aukeman. As I left the building I saw across the street a sign saying Ast- ronomer's Observatory . So I decided I would peek in there for a mom- ent. Upon entering I was greeted by a starry-eyed astronomer, Fred La Huis. He led me to the telescope and told me to gaze through it. But my view was obstructed by a form. It's a bird I It's a plane 1 It's a man 1 No—it's Harvey Meyaard'. the Batman. As soon as I foc- used on the earth and took one look at its uncivilization I left the obervatory. I went back to the hotel to rest for the night. When I awoke I found that I had received a bump on the head and had been out cold for some time. But I didn't regret it because I had such a pleasant experience in Wonderland .