Hubbard High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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I l93I BLUE AND WHITE tage- George and Helen - always at home to their classmates of '31. Virginia Tracy has followed right in their footsteps as she has managed to get a rich husband by kidnapping him, but Sam Tucciarone is still wander- Iing about a forlorn bachelor. Elizabeth Antinie and Marjorie Marstellar Hive ceased being man haters because no one pays any attention to their woes. John Tiedy is another of the boys who leads the lonely existence as an old bachelor. N Raymond Murphy and Angelo Ford have begun a movement to better sleeping conditions for Aged Janitors. Nellie Burrows and Ruth Drissen have opened a Reducing School-a place to exercise by television. Elsie has become Dean of Women in Coalburg University. Marjorie Snyder has published a book entitled Women, Why Pay ? Don't worry fellows it's a comedy. Earl Pennel's horse laugh has been harnessed. fexcuse the punb to furnish electric power as Niagara no longer Falls. ,Virginia Bailey won a beauty contest because of her luxurious eye- brows. Kathryn Krett and Mae Buck are nurses at the Youngstown Hos- pital. Helen Wentz has become cartoonist for the New York Times, and strange as it may seem, Alma Marhoffer has become a great orator, but who would believe that Luke Palumbo and Sam Black have joined the navy. They 'want to see the world, they heard that a sailor has a sweet- heart in every port. Anna Laura excells Fannie Hurst and has made mil- lions with her pen. Ruth Dunkerley and Mary Riordan have secured positions as private secretaries to the Ringling Bros. Ed. Sovik has received the position of football coach at Hubbard High School and is trying to follow in the footsteps of his great coach, Mr. Cox. Paul McCalmont has become a traffic cop for airplane 'traffic in Hubbard. Emma Forbes has become a wrapper in a chewing gum factory and likes the work for she can get all the gum she wants to chew. Sad to say the globe revealed that Laurabelle and Gladys were unsuccessful in their matrimonial quest and have been teaching in H. H. S. for many years. General Reader, do not ask us for the privilege of using this Magic Globe for long ere this we have returned it to its owner and are now watching and waiting for its prophesies to be fulfilled. Page twenty-three

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BLUE AND 'WHITE IN I95 I While on an extended visit to the Elysian Fields in the year 1931, Bill McDonald, class president, received from Mohammed, a magic crystal guaranteed to reveal the future of all mortals. At a secret class meeting Bill brought forth this globe and each senior was allowed to peep into its mystic depthsg it revealed that every senior will have attained some brand of Fame, on or before September 1, 1951. At that time Fredrick Armitage will have a telegraph station of his own--in Iceland, and Paul Mathews, a great scientist, has discovered what brand of cheese the moon is really made of. It did not surprise us to know that John Corbin has discovered a radio that doesn't need tubes, bat- teries, or a loud speaker. Kenneth Barnes was adopted by Einstein be- cause he and his wife Patricia have designed a self-propelling rocket by which they have determined the distance from Brookfield to Hubbard. Of course, it would scarcely take as Crystal Globe to tell us that Nick, due to Miss McKinney's coaching, has had a wonderful career in Grand Opera, or that John Evans is playing in the movies with Clara Belle as the leading lady. A glimpse of Hilda Hall and Evelyn Neider as radio announcers is revealed. Roy Kennedy and Harold Moyers have de- veloped into movie directors with their studios located at Harding Park. Harry Wylde's superior dancing ability has enabled him to Win fame as the world's greatest non-skid, toe-proof professor of Hubbard. Harry was very much pleased with this but the class could hardly believe it. John Fleser, as judge of Trumbull county, has appointed Melvin Bailey as official county snow shoveler from May 1 to Sept. 1 and Carl Pasceralla as county shrubbery trimmer from Oct. 1 to Mar. 1. Kenneth Reillynhas secured a position as draftsman. He controls the opening and shutting maneuvers of windows. Bill McDonald is president of the United States. Mary Stephens and Evelyn Nash have opened a confectionary store and kisses are a special feature from 10 to 11 P. M. Dorothy Hatton has be- come a lawyer and is doing fine in her business. Most of her clients are men. Jack Doyle has become an undertaker so he won't be troubled with back seat drivers. Mildred McMurray has a manicure parlor and has made almost enough money toretire. Margaret Williams has a iine position picking warts off the pickles in Heinz's Pickle Factory. The globe also revealed a name plate on a door of a neat little cot- l 9 3 I Page tweniy-two

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BL.UE AND WHITE MEMOIRS OF l930-3I Sept. 8-School opened with the usual industrious atmosphere. Every- body seemed ready to begin a new struggle, and the teachers have lost some of those stern lines of deep thought. Sept. 26-The senior girls put on a peppy little program in chapel, in honor of the Canfield game. The sketch ended with the student body joining in songs and cheers. Oct. 2-The senior girls, assisted by Miss Wright, entertained their mothers at an afternoon tea, -given in appreciation of their help with the Jr. Sr. banquet. Each mother received a handkerchief as a remembrance. Oct. 10.-The first issue of the Blue and White was published by the senior class under the direction of the stai. Nov. 8-Hubbard played the last football game of the season with Boardman. For days everyone had been looking forward to this game that would decide whether Hubbard should have an undefeated season. Nov. 10- Give us a holiday, was the plea of the student body. A special chapel had been called and an hour spent in cheering and singing to celebrate the victory of Nov. 8. To everyone's surprise school was dis- missed for the day in honor of the undefeated team. Nov. 22-The mothers of the members of the squad gave a banquet for them in the K. of C. hall. Each player was presented with an inscribed gold football as a token of remembrance. Dec. 5-The junior class presented their play, Good Timef' It was directed by Mr. Stough with Alice Fairbanks as assistant student director. Dec. 19-Santa Claus visited the high school the day before Christ- mas vacation and left the seniors' long waited for class rings. Jan. 16-The members of the football team received their letters in chapel amid cheers and songs of praise from the student body. We are all proud of that word undefeated Jan. 19-Feb. 1-A vacation of two weeks was given the entire school -when it was closed because of the scarlet fever epidemic. I 9 3 I ' Page lweniy-four