Hubbard High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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BLUE AND 'WHITE IN I95 I While on an extended visit to the Elysian Fields in the year 1931, Bill McDonald, class president, received from Mohammed, a magic crystal guaranteed to reveal the future of all mortals. At a secret class meeting Bill brought forth this globe and each senior was allowed to peep into its mystic depthsg it revealed that every senior will have attained some brand of Fame, on or before September 1, 1951. At that time Fredrick Armitage will have a telegraph station of his own--in Iceland, and Paul Mathews, a great scientist, has discovered what brand of cheese the moon is really made of. It did not surprise us to know that John Corbin has discovered a radio that doesn't need tubes, bat- teries, or a loud speaker. Kenneth Barnes was adopted by Einstein be- cause he and his wife Patricia have designed a self-propelling rocket by which they have determined the distance from Brookfield to Hubbard. Of course, it would scarcely take as Crystal Globe to tell us that Nick, due to Miss McKinney's coaching, has had a wonderful career in Grand Opera, or that John Evans is playing in the movies with Clara Belle as the leading lady. A glimpse of Hilda Hall and Evelyn Neider as radio announcers is revealed. Roy Kennedy and Harold Moyers have de- veloped into movie directors with their studios located at Harding Park. Harry Wylde's superior dancing ability has enabled him to Win fame as the world's greatest non-skid, toe-proof professor of Hubbard. Harry was very much pleased with this but the class could hardly believe it. John Fleser, as judge of Trumbull county, has appointed Melvin Bailey as official county snow shoveler from May 1 to Sept. 1 and Carl Pasceralla as county shrubbery trimmer from Oct. 1 to Mar. 1. Kenneth Reillynhas secured a position as draftsman. He controls the opening and shutting maneuvers of windows. Bill McDonald is president of the United States. Mary Stephens and Evelyn Nash have opened a confectionary store and kisses are a special feature from 10 to 11 P. M. Dorothy Hatton has be- come a lawyer and is doing fine in her business. Most of her clients are men. Jack Doyle has become an undertaker so he won't be troubled with back seat drivers. Mildred McMurray has a manicure parlor and has made almost enough money toretire. Margaret Williams has a iine position picking warts off the pickles in Heinz's Pickle Factory. The globe also revealed a name plate on a door of a neat little cot- l 9 3 I Page tweniy-two

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BLUE AND WHITE To the department of natural history Fred Armitage and Ken Reilly donated their skeletons, that is, Will when they are through with them. Jack Doyle is going to have his body embalmed by a local undertaker and will present it A La King Tut -also when he is through With it. Paul McCalmont, George Richardson and Carl Pascarella Will each present a lock of their curly hair, while Roy Kennedy and Harold Moyers will add a very fine collection of stuffed animals taken in their numerous trapping expeditions. In the miscellaneous collection Margaret Williams placed a pair of her shoes, supposed to be the largest pair of feminine shoes in the class. Kathryn Krett left 200 notes which are to be delivered next year one each day to a certain junior boy. Virginia' and Melvin leave a name plate dedi- cated to all Baileys, past or future, 'Who are graduates of Hubbard High. John Evans brought forth a megaphone he used in history class to make himself heard, and Marjorie Snyder presented a huge bundle of notes, all of which she received this year. Earl Pennell offered a Victrola record featuring his line, and Nick Smith, one of his famous song and dance tune records. Evelyn Neider presented a copy of her favorite song, Oh, How I hate to Get Up in the Morning. Miss Lyons has requested that Mary Riordan leave a plate of her famous homemade candy. Clara Belle chose to add one of her many vanity case mirrors for the beneiit of the junior girls. Helen Robinson placed a. replica of her famous French poodle in the exhibit. Mae Buck parted with a box of her rouge, and Mildred Mc- Murray shyly added a package of letters postmarked Pittsburgh. Evelyn Nash donated an animated giggle but hopes that it won't get others into difliculty as often as it did her. Mary Stephens, after debating at length, agreed to add her secret formula for arriving a little late but not too late to glide in unnoticed, and Ruth Dunkerley presented a huge bundle representing the extra Work she has done for the faculty. Gladys Tobey, Patricia Taylor and Marjorie Marsteller couldn't decide what they Wanted to leave so it was suggested that each leave an oil painting of herself. Last of all our class president, being of Scotch descent, searched his pockets and added a penny, one stick of gum, and a rubber band, thus completing the famous museum of the famous Class of '31. l93I f Page twenty-one ,

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I l93I BLUE AND WHITE tage- George and Helen - always at home to their classmates of '31. Virginia Tracy has followed right in their footsteps as she has managed to get a rich husband by kidnapping him, but Sam Tucciarone is still wander- Iing about a forlorn bachelor. Elizabeth Antinie and Marjorie Marstellar Hive ceased being man haters because no one pays any attention to their woes. John Tiedy is another of the boys who leads the lonely existence as an old bachelor. N Raymond Murphy and Angelo Ford have begun a movement to better sleeping conditions for Aged Janitors. Nellie Burrows and Ruth Drissen have opened a Reducing School-a place to exercise by television. Elsie has become Dean of Women in Coalburg University. Marjorie Snyder has published a book entitled Women, Why Pay ? Don't worry fellows it's a comedy. Earl Pennel's horse laugh has been harnessed. fexcuse the punb to furnish electric power as Niagara no longer Falls. ,Virginia Bailey won a beauty contest because of her luxurious eye- brows. Kathryn Krett and Mae Buck are nurses at the Youngstown Hos- pital. Helen Wentz has become cartoonist for the New York Times, and strange as it may seem, Alma Marhoffer has become a great orator, but who would believe that Luke Palumbo and Sam Black have joined the navy. They 'want to see the world, they heard that a sailor has a sweet- heart in every port. Anna Laura excells Fannie Hurst and has made mil- lions with her pen. Ruth Dunkerley and Mary Riordan have secured positions as private secretaries to the Ringling Bros. Ed. Sovik has received the position of football coach at Hubbard High School and is trying to follow in the footsteps of his great coach, Mr. Cox. Paul McCalmont has become a traffic cop for airplane 'traffic in Hubbard. Emma Forbes has become a wrapper in a chewing gum factory and likes the work for she can get all the gum she wants to chew. Sad to say the globe revealed that Laurabelle and Gladys were unsuccessful in their matrimonial quest and have been teaching in H. H. S. for many years. General Reader, do not ask us for the privilege of using this Magic Globe for long ere this we have returned it to its owner and are now watching and waiting for its prophesies to be fulfilled. Page twenty-three