Hoyt High School - Cowboy Yearbook (Hoyt, KS)

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It is now the year 1981. The Juniors will board a Rocket at the Kansas City Rocketport for a trip around the continent to visit the Seniors of 1961. On the way to the Rocketport we stop in the Cities of Topeka and Lawrence. In Topeka we find our own little Homecoming Queen, Linda Osborn, who is now happily married to Albert J. Linda and Albert now own a prosperous Bakery Shoppe. From Topeka we travel on to Lawrence where we locate Eva May Bolz who is now the loyal secretary to a famous lawyer. As we walk into the office of the lawyer we find Eva sitting on his lap taking dicta- tion. From Kansas City we travel to Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri, where we find Sue Salts who now is a Sergeant in the WAC. She tells us that she likes it so well that she plans to make the Army her career. Good luck Sue! Now we jump into our cars and make a trip into the interior of the great state of Texas, where we find Jim Armstrong. He is the owner of the world renowned Armstrong Goat Ranch. Jim reports that he now has 1,000 head of goats and that the herd is still growing. We now turn our journey northward as we travel to Indianapolis, Indiana. As we walk down the street the sports editor of the local paper stops us and tells us that one of our old alumis, Jim Albright, is tearing the brickyard to pieces with his newly developed racing car. He is now known as Brickdust Albright . Also in Indianapolis we find Harry Carr who now owns his own Coca Cola bottling company. Harry tells us that during the summer he plays baseball with the world champion New York Rockets. From the Hoosier State we travel to New York City where we find Catherine Hill who is working in a factory that turns out bubble gum wrappers. Catherine reports that she is still hunting for that Certain Person . While still in New York we visit Donald Nioce. It seems as though Michael Anthony has visited Donald and left him $1,000,000. Donald has a three car garage in which he stores his spare Cadillacs. Since we were in New York we thought that we would journey across the Hudson to Jersey City. Here we find Bill Barger who is now the president of Standard Oil Company of New Jersey. Bill also owns two powder blue T-Birds. From Jersey City we travel to Washington D. C. We decide to go to the capitol building. As we walk down the hall we meet Donna Butler who has just recently been appointed the Treasurer of the United States. Lots of luck with all that money, Donna! In Washington we decide to make a visit to the West Coast. As we travel into California we find Glenda Anderson in the Women's Marine Corps with her favorite boy Bill. They plan to get married as soon as Glenda gets her commission. Next we decide that we would like to see the desert, so we hop in our Air-Ride Cars and travel to Nevada where we find Richard Bausch mining for Borax. He tells us that he has a team of 20 mules. At this moment he seems to be making more money off the tourist than he is off the mine. Well, that's what you get for having the only house inside a 100 square mile area of land. Lastly we decide to go up north to Alaska, which has recently been opened up to gold miners again. We hire a dog sled and travel into the Klondike where we find Darrel Albright digging gold out of the ground with his bare hands. Darrel tells us that he has been isolated from the girls for two years now. Well, thats the breaks of the game, Darrel. p o p t c y

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s i O u c V I, Don Nioce, do will and bequeath my ability to get along with the teachers to Don Vanorstram and my screaming 49'er to Ryland Kessinger providing he fixes the doors. I, Jim Armstrong, do will and bequeath my height to Romona Cummings, my ability to play sports to Charles Bailey, my ability to stay home more than not to Wilma Mattwaoshshe, my way with women to Frank Kopp, and all my books to the under classmen as they proceed to be Seniors. I, Glenda Anderson, do will and bequeath my freckles to Beth Everhart providing she can find some place to put them, to Barbara Meggison I leave my Big Fat Mouth, and last but not least to Janet Southard I leave my ability to write shorthand providing she writes more than 30 wpm. I, Sue Salts, do will and bequeath my cheerleading ability and my un- iform to James Rose providing he practices every day, to Elmer Hubener I leave my typewriter and my typing ability providing he gets over 20 wpm, and to Frank Kopp I leave my curly hair providing he puts it on rollers every night! I, Linda Osborn, do will and bequeath my nickname Smiley along with my gay disposition to Susan Rose, my singing ability to Elmer Hubener provided that he makes a great opera star some day, and my driving ability to Janet Southard if she promises to stay on the road. I, Donna Butler, do will and bequeath the last Armstrong to Cyndie Beaman, my long hair to Cherri Joy, and my ability to get away with murder in Mrs. Borth s classes to the Freshman class in their next three years. I, Harry Carr, do will and bequeath my many days in school to Mr. Leezy, my ability to get along with all the kids to Mr. Borth, and my ability to play baseball to Elmer Hubener. $ $ V I I I, Eva May Bolz, do will and bequeath my ability to get away with mur- der in Mrs. Borth s classes to Marilyn Meggison and Beverly Bostwick, and my red hair to Janet Southard. I, Catherine Hill, do will and bequeath my basketball suit to Janet Southard providing she makes the basketball team next year, and my wild days in study hall to Barbara Meggison. I, Jim Albright, do will and bequeath my car and ring to Carol Wood- ruff and all my good looks to Bill Hubener and my poor ability in sports to whoever wants it. I leave my ability to drive fast and burn off tires and my many late hours to Coach. I, Bill Barger do will and bequeath my shot Ford to Ryland Kessinger providing he drives it with care. I will to Elmer Hubener my ability to get along with the girls. I, Richard Basuch do will and bequeath my 1955 Chevy to Vanorstran and my driving ability to Beverly Reddick. I Darrel Albright do will and bequeath my ability to play basketball to Ryland Kessinger provided he doesn t use it to become a ball hog. I leave my ability to get along with Celeste Fuller to Howard Day providing he doesn t say anything to upset her. We the Seniors of 1961 will and bequeath our ability to argue with the teachers to the underclassmen. V x. h