Hoyleton High School - Hoyletonian Yearbook (Hoyleton, IL)

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liilinxh Humor Miss Honchell: Who can name one important thing that we enjoy now, which our great grandfathers did not have a hundred years ago? Norman: Me'.' Ruth: So you made up all these jokes yourself? Charles: Yes, out of my head. Ruth: You must be. Joyce: I love him like a brother. Marilyn: Yes. Joyce: Especially after I met his brother. Mr. Deaton: 'Can you give the class an example of wasted effort ? Louis: Telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man. Kenneth: The world is full of willing people. Frances: In what way ? Kenneth: Some willing to work, and the rest willing to let them. Art: What is a man in his middle age? Maurice: In the prime of life or at the peak of his career. Art: A woman at the same age? Maurice: No spring chicken. Marilyn shopping for a gift for her brother noticed an attractive men's white sweater and asked the price. Jeanette Cas clerkjz S25.50. For S25.50, announced Marilyn as she headed for the neckties, they should have a man in them. When Billy Westerfield applied for a driver's license an officer hastily thrust a paper across the desk, Write your last name first and your first name last, he said. How's that again? asked Billy somewhat confused. Like I said, replied the cop. Backwards Billy shrugged his shoulders. After all, they knew what they wanted. So he wrote: ylliB dlefretseW. Roger: What is the best way to teach a girl to swim? Louis: That requires technique. First, you put your left arm around her waist, then, gently take her left hand- Roger: She's my sister. Louis: Oh, push her off the dock. Betty: How did you break your arm? David: Do you see those steps? Betty: Yes, David: Well, I didn't.

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