Hoyleton High School - Hoyletonian Yearbook (Hoyleton, IL)

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Prophecy of the Class of 1947 Becoming curious about the future of the Class of '47, I consulted my crystal ball and was amazed to find that that gay person, Marvin Haake, had become a minister in a Lutheran Church at Covington. Dorothy Hongsermeier, another classmate, was soon located in Hollywood where she had replaced Betty Grable as the number one pin-up girl. As the clouds in the ball again lifted, I saw Robert Brinkmann, the wealthy owner of an Angora goat ranch in Colorado. He was developing a series of Wigs for cold poodles from mohair. The capital of our country next appeared in the crystal, and I almost fell out of my turban when I saw that class room orator, LaVerne Michael, as the first red-headed President of the United States. She was attributing her great success to the training she had obtained in our English classes. The next classmate to appear through the clouds was Robert Brink. He was operating a combination taxi and milk route between Irvington and Hoyleton. Because he used a helicopter for his deliveries, he was known as the Swirling Milkmanf' I wasnit surprised when the next classmate appeared. Marie Unverfehrt had always been a good member of the Big Three Conference in school, and it was only natural that President Michael appoint her as delegate to the United Nations Assembly. However, I almost dropped my magic carpet when I saw Keith Klosterman emerge from the shadows as the head coach at Notre Dame. It seems that a rich industrialist, Norma Stahmer, who had made her fortune in the manufacturing of shoes, had used her influence to get him placed. Before I could learn all the details, the crystal clouded and went on strike. It wouldn't work overtime without double pay. Signed, Swami Brink

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