Houtzdale High School - Jack O Lantern Yearbook (Houtzdale, PA)

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h THEJACK O' LANTERN Lady Cto farmerhz May I use your pen? . Farmer fto Ladyj : Don't know, mam, you'll have to ask the pigs! Lady: Sir, I'm a lady. ' Farmer: Salright mam, They won't mind. H. H. S. . He: I wish I had a nickle for every girl I've kissed. She: What would you' do? Buy yourself a package of gum? H. H. S. Ben, I'll give you S10 to have your picture taken in the cage with that lion. i No, Suh, not me. He won t hurt you: he hasn't any teeth. . Mebbe so, but I aint going to be gummedto death, by no old lion. H. H. S. Number, please, snapped the telephone operator. Aw, nix, kid, expostulated the ex-convict in the booth. I been out for three months. H. H. S.. Wife: I need a new dress. Hubby: What became of the last o'ne you had? Wife: A moth ate it. H. H. S. Paul T: Why is a young man, an old man and a worm alike? Norman G: I don't know. - Paul: Well, beause a chicken gets them all. Miss Weber: Everyone close your books except the one you have open. H. H. S. What are you going to name your baby brother? Bobby, after grandmother's hair. H. H. S. S Dot S: If I had an apple and you had a bite, what would you do f Catherine Q: I guess I would eat it. . Dot S: I wouldn't, I would scratch it. . H. H. S. . Miss Weber: Correct the verb in this sentence, The toast was drank in silence. ' H'elen Z: The toast was ate in silence. ' H. H. S. George M: Mother the new parson left his umbrella again. I think be would leave his head if it wasn't fastened on. Mrs. Mills: I believe he would. Justyesterday he told me he was going to Switzerland for his lungs. ' H. H. S. . Mistress: If you make that mistake again I will get another maid. Maid: Thank you, mum, I'll be glad. There is enough work here for two maids anyway. H. H. S. . i . Judge to prospective juryman: So you've formed an opinion of the case. . ' - ' ' P. J.: Yes, your honor,, one look at that convinced me he was guilty - Judge: Heavens, man, that's the Prosecuting Attorney. ..66,.-. ' ffl . '15-Q' 2 JZ ' V Y - Y. . :': A ' ,filf . Q: ,'k'!T'7,'. .k, .Fw '-LA f 'NV' , 'l 1 5, . .e f-fiigagl-:11? li':ivg.w vi - . 5' ru. 33.5, ,.A,,. ,p . 5 :1.a'.fn1 ' 12' I .- . 59? 'ea A ,. wg f ,.1Ej,fj'.':-r-.: 1e'. '- M at - 2-5.3 sy - - ' ,ia jvr , 'f -,r gm I, 1 f -L , I T-,jj up f, gp.: .ig.::Q1f3.sg,i?V w'i w V.-. , .., '.:.'5 :','- if 12' ' - 7 -,: 5-..' -- ,

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hi-F ,Q eh: . . A V N... --e 1 f y THE JACK o' LANTERN -My 'MEMBER-- u ' The League Funeral. . Climb over the back fence. You young calf, you. The Arrival of Kitty. T The Student Council. . , . ' The League Funeral and the chief mourner. The marriage of the cup. The County Fair. y ' t When the religion of Charles I was an Execute, The Ford truck that always ran out of gas. , The little red wagon CGape1 s carl. . . . Taxi. . . ' Central, Have you heard the returns of the game? Miss McKenzie's sled, load and the history of the mirror in the The Face in the Window. A What! No salad. CJunior Senior Prom. '25J basement. ' ' The College Oil Can. CBy Itcheyl. The Corn Roasts ' Mr Smith's Botany Hunts. ' Crown me with a Crown of chicken teeth. fAll a Mistake.J Bustles, hooipskirts and pantelettes. CSprinfz'time-l ' The roaring of the ferocious .animals at the Pre-Historic Party. The permanent wave in a fence of Brisbin street. Stealin' again. Crash! A broken barometer. . Dash Gladden out first, Prof., then there'1l be a hole big enough for the rest. - ' The trip to Philipsburg in the bus-for which one of the faculty put up her month's pay. CCheerJ ? The Autograph Craze. . The Three Chauffeurs? - 'A l The weddin' on the Hill. The happy six. How's your knee Finley? ' H-owith come boys, how'th come? Getting the'Annual Published. ' In Hinkey Doodle Town. . , H. H. S. I ' . u Lady:gHorrors I never he-ard suchswearing since I. was born., z ToughiKid: Gee, .did they 'cuss that much when you were born, 1 - lady? -Crimson and Gold. ' 4 A y 3 P AH. H. S. F . h ' He who.laughs last'is probably the one who intends to tellthe story himself alittle later.+I-Iumorist. - V , A . H. H. S. I . ' . John, J ohn, whispered the alarmed wife when she had awaken- ed her husband. there are burglars downstairs eating all my ples. What do I care, just so -they illongdie in the house. 'What's super-man, puopx? . . . A woman, son. ' '-55-' , 1 .. 1-TK,,.,, ar' ' -R F A - ,- . .. V- 5 . 4 O ts- - - .'. -2.0 .. .h , li D.. 1. . F.. ,1,..w-V. ,, ..,,y - .s ,. -Q+.', -1 - - ' -LL-1'2.',Ae:-:EL-TAL.. , 'T

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C g a THE JACK o' LANTERN What woiild you do if-' ' Frank Durkee didn't study. ' James Rodgers was tall. e Kenneth.Saupp was short. Dorothy Pidgeon wasn't writing poetry. Velma Lobb wasn't abusing Dave Hiller. Prof. Silliman didn't give exams. . Gretchen Hiller didn't tell you what she thought of you. Marcella Chaplin and Melissa Newcomer got to school on time. The Seniors could keep quiet. A . Charles Zeigler would quit stealing penecils. Hazel Pearson would stop asking questions. i The Freshies would grow up. Thomas Quinn's hair wasn't red. Prof. Howe would sto' calling us Miss and Mr. Eleanor Lobb didn't chew gum. Catherine Boulton wasn't flirting. 'Rose Marie Hagan wasn't in a hurry. There wern't any non--citizens. r Helen Gallagher walked to school. ' Bud Matthews wouldn't meet Beatrice Peck in the hall. There wasn't any school. 4. ' H. H. S. Lorraine: I think Prof. Howe is a niceman. Mother: I don't know him from a load of coal. Lorraine: You ought to he's a different color. Earl and Helen Gallagher are going to be married. I thought Helen was one of these modern girls that don't believe in marriage. so did Earl. ' - . I. H. H. s. . . . .Prof. Howe, Cin Chemistry Classj : Do you know all about the Cal- ifornia Gold Rush in the eighties? - ' Hazel Pearson: Oh, yes, Prof. it was at the Opera House Saturday night with Charlie Chaplin. c H. H.. s. C The small boy's head bobbed up over the garden wall and a meek little voice said, 'fP1ease, Mrs. Briggs, may I have my arrow? Yes, dear, she said. Where did it fall? Where is t?i. I think said the resitating reply, its in your cat. '167l y ff a .. J '. '. . . , K . . 'Q ' 1 -, . . . KN.. ,. ', s.A . ' -1 1-1 : ,..S' MST gm 1 .F A-T' gh .'.-W 'fl Q N' A . ,,...L..s.ar ' -' ' . 1 ' Y 3 SJ