Houtzdale High School - Jack O Lantern Yearbook (Houtzdale, PA)

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l E'LT r -Y 1 - .Y ,.,F74gv,,,, , V! THE .TACK O' LANTERN Y ::When he fell out of the window did he hurt himself much? No, he had on his light fall overcoat. -Brown Jug. ' H. H. S. The reason so few milkmen are married is that they see women too early ln the morning.-Pitt Panther. ' H. H. S. Minister's Daughter: Papa's subject tonight is to be, Love Each Other, do you want to go, Jack? Jack: Well, dear, don't you think that it would be better'to stay at home and practice what your father is preaching.-Pitt Panther. H.. H. S.. , Poor co-Edna, thought the doctor was liattering her when he told her she had acute appendicitis. H. H. S. A Sarah H: I saw something last night that I couldn't get over. Sara J: What? h If Sara H: The moon. I ' ' - ' H. H. S.. , Bob Lewis: Gosh, that taxi nearly got you. Lester G: I knew it wouldn't hit me. Bob: How's that? Lester: It was yellow. H. H. S. ' I saw your girl this afternoons Did you see her new gold tooth? No, she had her mouth closed. Then it wasn't my girl. H. H. S.. so Miss Cberg Cto maidl : I want this party tonight to be a great suc- cess because I am going to have the Viscount, the Baroness, the Duchess and the Chevalier. Remember to serve the bouillon first. Maid: Yes mum, but how'll I know which one of the guests is the bouillon? H. H. S. Floorwalker Csolicitouslyb : Is anyone taking care of you, Miss? Liza Cfrom back woodsj : Tain't none of your concern. ' H. H. S. You the 'stallment man? ' uYeh.n 4 K l ' Well, Mom sent me to stall you off again. -Carnegie Puppet. g H. Hee S. . Everything was swimming around me. Mercy, where were you-in an accident? No, Palm Beach. -Wisconsin Octopus. . The Lady: They say drinking shortens a man's life. , A The Gentleman: Yes, but he sees twice as much in the same length of time.--Pitt Panther. I -64.-- I - s sa A . i a . - I L , . Aifg .p Hifi, by AM p E A

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. THE JACK O' LANTERN Y p Lorraine H: Oh, I beg your pardon, I was walking on your feet. Dorothy P: That's all right, I walk on them' myself. H. H. S. P . Miss Shaw: How did you knock your teeth out? Pupil: I was shifting gears on my lolly-pop. H. H. S. Little Peggy noticed that her father was getting bald and couldn't understand it. One day she was looking at her father's fur lined hunt- mg cap. Ah, ha, said Peggy, Now I know where daddy's hair has gone. H.- H. s. Hotel Clerk: Why, how did you get here? Hard Egg: I just blew in from Montana with a bunch of cattle. Hotel Clerk: Well, where are the rest of them? - Hard Egg: Down at the stock yard. I ain't as particular as they are. ' - - H. H. S. The wife and daughter of Lieutenant Berry of the Great aLkes Naval Stations, approached the gate to the station and were halted by the sentry on duty there, who had orders to allow no one to enter by the gate. - , -1 Oh, but we're the Berrys. ' ' Sentryzl don't care if you're the cat's meow, you can't go through the gate. H. H. S.. She was as pure as the snlolw but slge drifted. ' . Ruby Radcliifez What is the difference between the admission to a dime museum and the admission to Sing Sing. . 1 Vada McNeal: I'm sure I don't know, what? Ruby: One is ten cents and the other is sen-tence. ' H. H. S. Burglar: If you so much as move, I'll squeeze the life out of you. Spinster: Now, don't forget that's a promise. ' H. H. S. ' John Frederick lwhile watching the farmer's cowj : What are those things on the cow's head? . - The Farmer: Horns. . I fJust then the cow bawled.J John: Which horn did she blow that time? . H. H. S. Mirandy, why y' call dat chile Opium? . . 'Cause dey sav opium comes from de, wild poppy, and dis chile's poppy sho' am wild. ' ' . 1 H. H. S. Gentleman: Waiter what's wrong with this chicken?- Waiter: It's been in a fight, sir. Gentleman: Well, take it back and bring me the winner. --Grinnel Malteaser. --63.-- , gr' ' NY .Q ,v.-.A- ,..-..-Wa., .ul 'H . h Lg I af . ' T 2 I - - - 'lag' 'fi' j ' .. , -, ...V ii. I

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hi-F ,Q eh: . . A V N... --e 1 f y THE JACK o' LANTERN -My 'MEMBER-- u ' The League Funeral. . Climb over the back fence. You young calf, you. The Arrival of Kitty. T The Student Council. . , . ' The League Funeral and the chief mourner. The marriage of the cup. The County Fair. y ' t When the religion of Charles I was an Execute, The Ford truck that always ran out of gas. , The little red wagon CGape1 s carl. . . . Taxi. . . ' Central, Have you heard the returns of the game? Miss McKenzie's sled, load and the history of the mirror in the The Face in the Window. A What! No salad. CJunior Senior Prom. '25J basement. ' ' The College Oil Can. CBy Itcheyl. The Corn Roasts ' Mr Smith's Botany Hunts. ' Crown me with a Crown of chicken teeth. fAll a Mistake.J Bustles, hooipskirts and pantelettes. CSprinfz'time-l ' The roaring of the ferocious .animals at the Pre-Historic Party. The permanent wave in a fence of Brisbin street. Stealin' again. Crash! A broken barometer. . Dash Gladden out first, Prof., then there'1l be a hole big enough for the rest. - ' The trip to Philipsburg in the bus-for which one of the faculty put up her month's pay. CCheerJ ? The Autograph Craze. . The Three Chauffeurs? - 'A l The weddin' on the Hill. The happy six. How's your knee Finley? ' H-owith come boys, how'th come? Getting the'Annual Published. ' In Hinkey Doodle Town. . , H. H. S. I ' . u Lady:gHorrors I never he-ard suchswearing since I. was born., z ToughiKid: Gee, .did they 'cuss that much when you were born, 1 - lady? -Crimson and Gold. ' 4 A y 3 P AH. H. S. F . h ' He who.laughs last'is probably the one who intends to tellthe story himself alittle later.+I-Iumorist. - V , A . H. H. S. I . ' . John, J ohn, whispered the alarmed wife when she had awaken- ed her husband. there are burglars downstairs eating all my ples. What do I care, just so -they illongdie in the house. 'What's super-man, puopx? . . . A woman, son. ' '-55-' , 1 .. 1-TK,,.,, ar' ' -R F A - ,- . .. V- 5 . 4 O ts- - - .'. -2.0 .. .h , li D.. 1. . F.. ,1,..w-V. ,, ..,,y - .s ,. -Q+.', -1 - - ' -LL-1'2.',Ae:-:EL-TAL.. , 'T