Houtzdale High School - Jack O Lantern Yearbook (Houtzdale, PA)

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run JACK Ol LANTERN RYMES Can a body kiss a body When he's full of rye? That depends upon the girlie- He can only try.-Boston Teapot. FACTS A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every day.-Bucknell Belle Hop A husband is the legally appointed audience of his Wife.--Hamil- ton Royal Galhon. The girl who can be had for the asking usually spends all of her life waiting to be asked.-Middlebury Blue Moon. - -H.-H.-s.- i . People who live in glass houses should have stained glass.-White Mule. A secret is that which you tell one person at a time.-Bucknell Bel- le Hop. . - --H.-H.-S.-- A CHICAGO ROMANCE Papa loves Mamma Mamma loves men. Mamma's in the graveyard, Papa's in the pen. Ames Green Gander. --H .--H.--S.- Would you kiss a girl under the mistletoe? No, under the nose. -Wisconsin Octopus. Lorraine- Say, Helen, somebody said your eyes Were dancing all the time. Helen-f'Oh Gee! Well anyhow its more than my feet can do. Helen Z.- Did you like the Empty Sack? Marcella- Alright, Why? , ' Helen- There Wasn't much in it, was there? Prof. Howe Cin geometry classl-- Miss Ruth Williams may I see your figure? 1 Inez J.- Here's mine, Prof. Do you,Want'to see it? --. 5 1-.-

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gg idx, Wgnmm Tllli .mek or LANTEKN Ella-'Something is preying on Dick's mind. A Jack- Don't worryg it will die of starvation. -London Opinion. -H.-H.-S.- A SAFE PLACE ' 4 How can I keep my mince pies from juvenile raids? asks the mother of a large family. Lock the pantry door and place the key under the soap in the boy's bedroom, is my advice.-iThe Passing Show CLondonJ I Niece Cto Uncle who has suggested a theatrej- Thanks awfully Uncle, but one of my friends is picking me up here to go and dance somewheref' Uncle- Dear me - one of your friends In my young days a young lady was only taken out by the man to whom she was af'fianced. Niece- Thats all right, Uncle. He is one of my flances. - London Punch. -H.--H.-S.- TOO MUCH Why did you break off your engagement? Oh, my dear, Jack became simply impossible. He criticized the way I dressed and objected to my friends, and always wanted me at his beck and call. Then on top of all that he suddenly went off and mar- ried another girl, so I made up my mind to have nothing more to do with him. --Epworth Herald. -H.-H.-S.- Cop- Did that car hit this woman? No, It slowed up for her to go by, and she fainted! -Judge. . -H.--H.--S.- IMPOSSIBLE Coed- You know I didn't accept Fred the first time he proposed 4 Friend- I guess you didn't, you weren't there. ,-H.-H.-S.- ENCOURAGEMENT She Cas train toots at grade crossingj- George, you go right ahead. Don't let that big brute bully you. -Recorder. --H.-H .-S.-- I NEEDLESS ADVICE Men'should not deceive their wives. 'iic ' ' ' ' - Lord they don't. -Florida Times. ' I ' Melissa- I think a long walk would do me a lot of good. Francis R.- Alright I'll take you for a ride in my Ford. - ..,.f30,.,

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I u'1m.1AQlgo' LANTERN I Stranger- Can I get a room for two? Clerk- Have you got a reservation? Stranger- What do you think I am, an Indian? -H.-H.-S.- I wish to complain about the flour you sent me, said the bride. It was tough. I Tough, ma'am? asked the grocer. Yes, tough. I made a pie with it and my husband could hardly cut it. -Exchange. Maytag Washers certainly have some volume: one Washer can hold a boy and a girl. Ask Mary K. -H.-H.-S.- IT OFTEN WORKS Mother-- Henry, I wish Muriel would give that young man some encouragement. He'd make at splendid husband. Father- Have you tried telling her he's a Worthless bounder and that she's never to speak to him again? -London Opinion. -H.-H.-S.-- Hobby Of- Prof. Silliman-Advising the under-classmen not to follow the lead of the Seniors. Prof. Howe--Giving demerits. Miss Weber-Literary programs.