Houtzdale High School - Jack O Lantern Yearbook (Houtzdale, PA)

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gg idx, Wgnmm Tllli .mek or LANTEKN Ella-'Something is preying on Dick's mind. A Jack- Don't worryg it will die of starvation. -London Opinion. -H.-H.-S.- A SAFE PLACE ' 4 How can I keep my mince pies from juvenile raids? asks the mother of a large family. Lock the pantry door and place the key under the soap in the boy's bedroom, is my advice.-iThe Passing Show CLondonJ I Niece Cto Uncle who has suggested a theatrej- Thanks awfully Uncle, but one of my friends is picking me up here to go and dance somewheref' Uncle- Dear me - one of your friends In my young days a young lady was only taken out by the man to whom she was af'fianced. Niece- Thats all right, Uncle. He is one of my flances. - London Punch. -H.--H.-S.- TOO MUCH Why did you break off your engagement? Oh, my dear, Jack became simply impossible. He criticized the way I dressed and objected to my friends, and always wanted me at his beck and call. Then on top of all that he suddenly went off and mar- ried another girl, so I made up my mind to have nothing more to do with him. --Epworth Herald. -H.-H.-S.- Cop- Did that car hit this woman? No, It slowed up for her to go by, and she fainted! -Judge. . -H.--H.--S.- IMPOSSIBLE Coed- You know I didn't accept Fred the first time he proposed 4 Friend- I guess you didn't, you weren't there. ,-H.-H.-S.- ENCOURAGEMENT She Cas train toots at grade crossingj- George, you go right ahead. Don't let that big brute bully you. -Recorder. --H.-H .-S.-- I NEEDLESS ADVICE Men'should not deceive their wives. 'iic ' ' ' ' - Lord they don't. -Florida Times. ' I ' Melissa- I think a long walk would do me a lot of good. Francis R.- Alright I'll take you for a ride in my Ford. - ..,.f30,.,

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THE JACK OV' LANTERN Marie fln French Classy- But it is necessary that you give us five or six settings. I -H.-H.-S.- Ellis- You are getting smaller every time I look at you. Cath. C.- That's because I shrink every time I take a bath. , Mary- Would you marry for money? ' .A Marie- Well, marrying for love is a cents-lessfpropesitionl? -H.--H.-S.- Prof. Silliman- Do you know of any Water sites in this locality? Cloyd frather absentlyl- Yes, Niagra Falls. -H.-H.-S.- Amelia- Tres bien, merci, et vous? Giles- Ah, Hot Dog! -H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- 'Francis, Where is your book? Lost it, didn't you? Francis R.- You mean I couldn't fiind it. 4 --H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- What was out of place in that scene? ' Giles Cbrightlyj- The night-caps. -H.--H.-S.- Cath. C. slipped across the aisle and put her arms around'Ellis. Miss Weber-- What's the matter? . Ellis-'Tm cold. Do you always use an Armstrong Heater when you are cold, Ellis? -H .-H .-S .- '- Irate Husband ftrying to start carl- This self-starter Won't Work. Must be a short circuit. His Wife- Why don't you lengthen it, dear? -Central Wesley- an Star. -H.-H.-S.- HERE'S TO RED HAIR. Red hair is vindicated. Dr. Karl Pearson, European scientist, has tested some 2000 red haired boys and finds not only that they haven't tempers but that they are more intelligent, popular and conscientious than any other boys who tried his tests.-Collier's But what about the girls? t ..59..

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run JACK Ol LANTERN RYMES Can a body kiss a body When he's full of rye? That depends upon the girlie- He can only try.-Boston Teapot. FACTS A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every day.-Bucknell Belle Hop A husband is the legally appointed audience of his Wife.--Hamil- ton Royal Galhon. The girl who can be had for the asking usually spends all of her life waiting to be asked.-Middlebury Blue Moon. - -H.-H.-s.- i . People who live in glass houses should have stained glass.-White Mule. A secret is that which you tell one person at a time.-Bucknell Bel- le Hop. . - --H.-H.-S.-- A CHICAGO ROMANCE Papa loves Mamma Mamma loves men. Mamma's in the graveyard, Papa's in the pen. Ames Green Gander. --H .--H.--S.- Would you kiss a girl under the mistletoe? No, under the nose. -Wisconsin Octopus. Lorraine- Say, Helen, somebody said your eyes Were dancing all the time. Helen-f'Oh Gee! Well anyhow its more than my feet can do. Helen Z.- Did you like the Empty Sack? Marcella- Alright, Why? , ' Helen- There Wasn't much in it, was there? Prof. Howe Cin geometry classl-- Miss Ruth Williams may I see your figure? 1 Inez J.- Here's mine, Prof. Do you,Want'to see it? --. 5 1-.-