Houtzdale High School - Jack O Lantern Yearbook (Houtzdale, PA)

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THE JACK OV' LANTERN Marie fln French Classy- But it is necessary that you give us five or six settings. I -H.-H.-S.- Ellis- You are getting smaller every time I look at you. Cath. C.- That's because I shrink every time I take a bath. , Mary- Would you marry for money? ' .A Marie- Well, marrying for love is a cents-lessfpropesitionl? -H.--H.-S.- Prof. Silliman- Do you know of any Water sites in this locality? Cloyd frather absentlyl- Yes, Niagra Falls. -H.-H.-S.- Amelia- Tres bien, merci, et vous? Giles- Ah, Hot Dog! -H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- 'Francis, Where is your book? Lost it, didn't you? Francis R.- You mean I couldn't fiind it. 4 --H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- What was out of place in that scene? ' Giles Cbrightlyj- The night-caps. -H.--H.-S.- Cath. C. slipped across the aisle and put her arms around'Ellis. Miss Weber-- What's the matter? . Ellis-'Tm cold. Do you always use an Armstrong Heater when you are cold, Ellis? -H .-H .-S .- '- Irate Husband ftrying to start carl- This self-starter Won't Work. Must be a short circuit. His Wife- Why don't you lengthen it, dear? -Central Wesley- an Star. -H.-H.-S.- HERE'S TO RED HAIR. Red hair is vindicated. Dr. Karl Pearson, European scientist, has tested some 2000 red haired boys and finds not only that they haven't tempers but that they are more intelligent, popular and conscientious than any other boys who tried his tests.-Collier's But what about the girls? t ..59..

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THE JQCK of LAN'r1snN C Ruth- Ellis, why don't you come to Easter practise? Giles- Because she hasn't got enough eggs saved up. Maurice says that Rose Marie is as good as a Caesar pony. We wonder Why? Prof. Silliman- Are pennies legal tender? Ellis- Yes, pennies make dollars. -H.-H.-S.- Pa, does the Lord own a car? Great Scott, no, son. -Whatever put that into your head? Well, at Sunday-School we had a hymn that Went, 'If I love him when I die, He will take me home on high. -Wallace's Farmer. --H.-H.-S.- Mary- Prof should you say that there? Prof. Silliman-- It depends on what you are referring to. Mary- That there Cpointing to GilesJ --H.-H.-S.- The Senior Class presented to the Society of the Houtzdale High School one of its most prominent members, Mr. Clark Gould at a Coming Out Party on Thursday, January 22, 1925. Everybody en- joyed themselves immensely. g ' Cloyd B. reading his essay- The home room should have 3 few simplffloiiicers. They are respectively, Finley Saupp and Mary K. -H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- What part of speech is nose? Jimmie- None, you speak with your mouth. -H.-H.-S.- Dentist- What kind of filling do you want in your tooth? Charles Z.- Chocolate , -' -H.-H.-S.- Prof. Silliman Un Modern European History Classj- The king's supporters failed him. Prof. Silliman- What happened in 1854? Cherry Q.- I don't know sir. Prof.- Where do you go when you Want to find a date? Cherry- To the reading-room. -H .--H .-S.- Why does Itchey Rodgers, always say to Mary K- Come clean? -53-

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gg idx, Wgnmm Tllli .mek or LANTEKN Ella-'Something is preying on Dick's mind. A Jack- Don't worryg it will die of starvation. -London Opinion. -H.-H.-S.- A SAFE PLACE ' 4 How can I keep my mince pies from juvenile raids? asks the mother of a large family. Lock the pantry door and place the key under the soap in the boy's bedroom, is my advice.-iThe Passing Show CLondonJ I Niece Cto Uncle who has suggested a theatrej- Thanks awfully Uncle, but one of my friends is picking me up here to go and dance somewheref' Uncle- Dear me - one of your friends In my young days a young lady was only taken out by the man to whom she was af'fianced. Niece- Thats all right, Uncle. He is one of my flances. - London Punch. -H.--H.-S.- TOO MUCH Why did you break off your engagement? Oh, my dear, Jack became simply impossible. He criticized the way I dressed and objected to my friends, and always wanted me at his beck and call. Then on top of all that he suddenly went off and mar- ried another girl, so I made up my mind to have nothing more to do with him. --Epworth Herald. -H.-H.-S.- Cop- Did that car hit this woman? No, It slowed up for her to go by, and she fainted! -Judge. . -H.--H.--S.- IMPOSSIBLE Coed- You know I didn't accept Fred the first time he proposed 4 Friend- I guess you didn't, you weren't there. ,-H.-H.-S.- ENCOURAGEMENT She Cas train toots at grade crossingj- George, you go right ahead. Don't let that big brute bully you. -Recorder. --H.-H .-S.-- I NEEDLESS ADVICE Men'should not deceive their wives. 'iic ' ' ' ' - Lord they don't. -Florida Times. ' I ' Melissa- I think a long walk would do me a lot of good. Francis R.- Alright I'll take you for a ride in my Ford. - ..,.f30,.,