Houtzdale High School - Jack O Lantern Yearbook (Houtzdale, PA)

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THE JQCK of LAN'r1snN C Ruth- Ellis, why don't you come to Easter practise? Giles- Because she hasn't got enough eggs saved up. Maurice says that Rose Marie is as good as a Caesar pony. We wonder Why? Prof. Silliman- Are pennies legal tender? Ellis- Yes, pennies make dollars. -H.-H.-S.- Pa, does the Lord own a car? Great Scott, no, son. -Whatever put that into your head? Well, at Sunday-School we had a hymn that Went, 'If I love him when I die, He will take me home on high. -Wallace's Farmer. --H.-H.-S.- Mary- Prof should you say that there? Prof. Silliman-- It depends on what you are referring to. Mary- That there Cpointing to GilesJ --H.-H.-S.- The Senior Class presented to the Society of the Houtzdale High School one of its most prominent members, Mr. Clark Gould at a Coming Out Party on Thursday, January 22, 1925. Everybody en- joyed themselves immensely. g ' Cloyd B. reading his essay- The home room should have 3 few simplffloiiicers. They are respectively, Finley Saupp and Mary K. -H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- What part of speech is nose? Jimmie- None, you speak with your mouth. -H.-H.-S.- Dentist- What kind of filling do you want in your tooth? Charles Z.- Chocolate , -' -H.-H.-S.- Prof. Silliman Un Modern European History Classj- The king's supporters failed him. Prof. Silliman- What happened in 1854? Cherry Q.- I don't know sir. Prof.- Where do you go when you Want to find a date? Cherry- To the reading-room. -H .--H .-S.- Why does Itchey Rodgers, always say to Mary K- Come clean? -53-

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W WW THE J AClx O' LANTERN Wm----TNWWANMHH gg is iv X ,. , r SQUIRREL CAGE rif'1Silliman- I know some of you are crutching and may need e pf: Mary K.- No Prof. we're galloping. P -H.-H.-S.- Earle Mitchell- Did the ball hit you in the face? Hazel- No my mouth was open. 1 -H.-H.-S.- The Senior Class has taken up the cultivation of bees. Milly Vincent was honeying Pap Jones. -H.--H.-S.-- Finley just can't keep from looking at the notes in the back of the book, so Miss Weber uses him as a reference. , -H.-H.-S.- CA passage in Caesarj-In cavalry battles they jump from their horses and iight on foot, and they had trained- them to remain in the same spot, to which they quickly returned when there was need. Prof. Silliman- I wonder when the Sophmore Class are going to Jump-oi their ponies and fight on foot. fThey surely have them handyj . -H.-H.-S.- QSeniors choosing class Howersj W Violet- Let's have violets. ou can get them out on the hill. Itchey R..- Yes, all violets are cheap. -H.-H.--S.- We wonder why Ellice is always smiling when she passes William's Drug Store. . -H - M- - . H. S. BUDDIES ' He- No my father wasn't exactly a policeman, but he Went with them a great deal. -Denver Parakeet. ' -H.-H.-S.- p W NEW AIR PERIL These airplanes are getting more dangerous than ever. f Some one killed? No, but I see a chap got married in one yesterday.-Sidney Bul- letin. ' -H.-H .-S.- W Good heavens, man, what is the matter with your face? Were you inran automobile accident? 'No, I was being shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the floor. -Santa Barbara News. Q - ,-

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THE JACK OV' LANTERN Marie fln French Classy- But it is necessary that you give us five or six settings. I -H.-H.-S.- Ellis- You are getting smaller every time I look at you. Cath. C.- That's because I shrink every time I take a bath. , Mary- Would you marry for money? ' .A Marie- Well, marrying for love is a cents-lessfpropesitionl? -H.--H.-S.- Prof. Silliman- Do you know of any Water sites in this locality? Cloyd frather absentlyl- Yes, Niagra Falls. -H.-H.-S.- Amelia- Tres bien, merci, et vous? Giles- Ah, Hot Dog! -H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- 'Francis, Where is your book? Lost it, didn't you? Francis R.- You mean I couldn't fiind it. 4 --H.-H.-S.- Miss Weber- What was out of place in that scene? ' Giles Cbrightlyj- The night-caps. -H.--H.-S.- Cath. C. slipped across the aisle and put her arms around'Ellis. Miss Weber-- What's the matter? . Ellis-'Tm cold. Do you always use an Armstrong Heater when you are cold, Ellis? -H .-H .-S .- '- Irate Husband ftrying to start carl- This self-starter Won't Work. Must be a short circuit. His Wife- Why don't you lengthen it, dear? -Central Wesley- an Star. -H.-H.-S.- HERE'S TO RED HAIR. Red hair is vindicated. Dr. Karl Pearson, European scientist, has tested some 2000 red haired boys and finds not only that they haven't tempers but that they are more intelligent, popular and conscientious than any other boys who tried his tests.-Collier's But what about the girls? t ..59..