Houstonia High School - Shamrock Yearbook (Houstonia, MO)

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The Class P o fzecy As we loek far into the future, it is now 1965. We see Wanda Phillips, a clerk in the Woolsworth Dime Store in New York City. Coming into the store is the former Mary Charles. She has come to buy something for little August. Just down the street we see the biggest night club in New York City. It is owned and operated by John Borchers. As we come out of John's place, we get into the speediest taxi cab in New York City. It is driven by Anna Jane Butterwick. She takes us, on three wheels, to Yankee Stadium where we see Willis Charles and Dorothy Rayl play- ing in the World Series. Each has hit 65 home runs this season. Now we take a long flight to Texas, on the T W A Airlines. Our steward- ess is Doris Smith. We land at the big Gregory Horse Ranch owned by Marion Gregory. There Lavina Cornine is starred in a rodeo. She is, nThe Lady Rodeo Star of the U. S. A.' While we are there, twenty-two of the Gregory horses get poisoned and are thought to be dead, but Veternarian, Ronald Collister comes to the res- cue. He gives them 'XZZJO8' discovered by the great scientist, Ray Allen Shireman, now working on the K Bomb. Now we get aboard Doris' flight to go to Chicago where we see the great nLady Wrestlern, Lena Howard, in action. Her manager, Speed Smith, tells us that she hasn't lost a fight in ten years. Maybe this is due to Speed's good management. But sltting next to the ring, just in case, is Lena's private physician, Dr. Duane Schelp, and assistant nurse, Judy Blackburn. After we all survive this exciting night, we are invited to attend the lecture given by Betty Hayworth, the ambassador to Zaroostrian. We are being entertained by Betty Jane walk, who has taken Margaret Truman's place, since the last election, as the greatest opera singer of the world.