Houston High School - Pineymo Yearbook (Houston, MO)

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Www INTO OUR CRYSTAL BALL omas oderxck has be elected pastor of the Upton Holxness Church for the comlng year P0lly Genova andBettyGregory are rn the hxre of Barnum and Barley as top notch acrobat and Jugg ler Herbert Bray xs operator of the Comhlned Glue Factory and Hamburger Stand north of the cxty square rn Turley Verlxn and xmmy Beasley are co owners of the Beasley E Beasley Rub rt on and Holler Llnrment Company of Raymondvxlle We hear that Mary Jarvxs and Paulnne Tate have been promoted to head barmands at Kerth Hrbb 5 Last Chance Saloon ln Raymondvrlle At a recent All Amerxcarlgame ln the renowned Wheaty Bowl near Cabool Lorxn Hrldebrand coached the DogpatchBowsersandEmmxtHutse1l played quarter back on the Skunk Hollow team Dale Lemons and jack Lay are co owners of the Lemon LayChaxnStores wxthheadquartersxn Upton Donald Campbellxs the happxest man on earth wrth a deaf and dumb wxfe 13 kxds 16 hound dogs and a moonshrne stxll that the government hasn t dxs covered yet Andy Leejohnsonxs founder of the Johnson Canned Gravy enterprxse rn St Louxs Norman Vandxvort recently elected Presrdent on the Prohrbxtxonxst txcket has appoxnted Luther Cochran head of the Un Amerxcan Commxttee to xn vestxgate thedecreased amount of pop and stretch contaxned rn a package of bubble gum See yourlocal dealer for the famed Maxwell House Sassafras Tea or wrxte to Lorene Maxwell Huggxns, Mxssourx for a sample quart At one All Amerxcan game B111 Newman was the dxspensable offxcxal who blew up the ball See THROW THE BABY OUT THE WINDOW EOR CRYING OUT LOUD starrxng Betty Mxnshall and Max Scott now showxng at the Melba Theater Bob Wxllxamson was gudged best xn a Southwest Mxssourx hog calllng contest held recently rn Houston Gerene Frey havnngbeen grantedher sxxth drvorce, xs wrxtxng the ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN COLUMN An one of Amerxca's foremost poultry magazxnes Bxll Salyer s sulphur soap ns hxghly recommended by all competent game wardens to keep chxggers and fleas off your person durxng berry pxckxng txme The Betty Lou Yates Judy Conova comedy show drew a record breakxng crowd u1Xxel Audxtorxum Thurs day nxght 18 Lexghty rs dntor o the True Sob a Blubber Storxes publxshed weekly An Hugglns ores Coleman xs author of the curren be se ler tragxcally entxt ed N Matter If a w Legged Glrl Does Have a New Gxrdle Sle'S Still rn Bad Shape One qurte often sees Bob Roberts rn the theater w en attendxng there H is o e of the ushers All Amerxca rs wearxng the Bxg Benny precrsxon made watches made by McNew Incorporated Paul Holbrook has succeeded ohn L Lewxs as resxdent of the C Wxth the ard of the studrous habxts developed at ohnny Strrcklxn has contxnued hrs scholarly pursuxts untxl he rs now Presxdent of Princeton Unrversxty Paulxne Foster rs assxstant meteorologrst at the Upton a1rport Margaret James 13 battalxon chxef of the Sprrng freld Fxre Department Louella Roderxck supervxses the colored help on a Vxrgrnra tobacco plantatron tn Wxlson I the hea of the Natxon HalrdressersandCosmetologxst Assocxatxon of New York Crty Betty Reberry after seven years of contrnuous servxce has worked up to the rank of fxrst class xvate rn the W artha Scott alxas Slugger Snodgrass alxas Pistol PiCk1n Petunra xs wanted rn Dallas and Chrcago for holding up ten large confectxonery stores and makxng off With S8000 worth of choco late caramels Ima jean Norrxs rs harpooner on a whalxng vessel now cruxsxng xn the South Seas lookxng for Moby Dxck Denny Brown who as janxtor of Houston Hxgh dxs covered a formula for reprocessxng used gum now has an annual xncome of mxllxons Gaxl Mercklrng rs now playxng the part of Daxsy over the Blondxe show every Sunday nrght B111 Fxsher and Wxndsor Elmore teach the card class on alternate Sundays at the Blue Moon Sun day School Accordxng to latest reports Norma Prxce xs fly rng to Washxngton where she wxll be prrvate sec retary to Chxef justrce Robert Mrke Becker The Norma Burch masterpxece The Melancholy Ef fects of a Full Moon as Seen Through a Soxled Wrndow Pane was recently bought by the London Gallery of Art for 10 O00 dollars Glen Cole IS strll lookxng for a solutron to re move the freckleshegot by sleepzng rn the shade of a screen door For pronmt and effrcxent servxce, send your week s washxng to jessxe Baker on 202 South Prospect Street, Houston 2 Mxssourx L- E- Th R ' . D. D. Ph. D., en Del ' e st A ' l ' ' l H o Bo - U . . , 1 . - h ' . e ' n . . . , J ' ' I Q - U p . I. O. t H. H. s.. J ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Ol' ' , r. is d ' al ' ' . ' . Pr' ' . A. C.'s . ' . M , v V ' . - ' , ' in- . ' ' ' ' ' Eff' ' ' e ' f nd 1 -' ' D , ' 8

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Yxrgxe Hancock IS proprxetor of the popular nan cock Honkytonk three blocks south of the county jaxl Dortha Cooper s latest accxdent called Cooper s Super Dooper Soup can be bought xn almost any restaurant for 60 cents Glen Arthur and hxs gal Susxe are lxvxng happxly on thexr Blue Rxbbon Daxry Farm at Whxte Rock Eloxse Cape and Lauretta Hart are PFOPYICIOIS of the Houston Non Rlp Ravel or Run Clothxng Co The Mxldred Pearcy Dorxs Saunders dup have placed Lonzo and Oscar on thegrand Ole Opry every every Saturday nxght D e Gettys offers keen competxtxon for t e standard Dagwood Sandwxch wxth hxs lusclously compounded Gettys Burger selllng at the Long necker Lunch Rooms exclusxvely Have you notxced the gorgeous b1ll boards along the maxn traveled cow traxls and rabbxt paths advertxslng Moberly Manufactured Model T Carol Elmore recently made her radxo debut wxth the Boston Symphony Orchestra where she did her own arrangement of JODY BLOND S SISTER and Irene have establxshed the Fxsher M r U ed Car Lot xn the Oak H111 subur s jesse Fzshe Nr 1-L' all 9 ,. . . . - al , , h . . .S' ' - ' re- ' s ' ' b . I 4 tJ,Q 1 E, , illfl E,ggf' kt K . Q lg! igh 4 gf F -- K P 1 . B -a . Ez! , f3':I. I aNxVA QQ- vi? .,: 2 .1 V' Y Mg: A s g'4,.,,4 f fi: .if .5 Vi' V' 2 5 'I ' , mi -J ', V ,fq' 1 , 1 gf! gl Eg, t alll ' 1 r l H 4 Q . 1 M K A 5 .f I X