House in the Pines High School - Log Yearbook (Norton, MA)

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day exercise was a mere military drill! One day, while saddling her pet horse, she got kicked in the head, died of course, and went to Join Darwin and Mendel! Louise Seaver was one of the first of us here, and unfortu nately is still winning at cards Well known author of nHow to Play Cards' and nMy Speeches,' were some of her worst sellers Louise's unique lectures on the up and coming village Medford and the art of talking brought National fame to her Neverthe less her death was not spectacular, she went to a rest home and died peacefully from lack of air Nancy Becker ascended a few months ago and has organized the Angelic Baseoall Squad While on earth she became the prize baseball hitter of the Rochester Dodgers and later was the back bone ard manager of the Lawles Red Socks One day, in the and Coach Becker was hit on the head and died of a cerebral hemorrhage The last of our merry nine is Nell Ayers She seems rest less up here as if she were vainly searching for something Day after day she is found at the milk bar, always asking for a double slug of cream After 10 strenuous years of college, she graduated Magnum Cum Bum, and then started her chain of well known distilleries and cars Her death was strange and rather ironical While sitting at a counter one day, she fell from her bar's stool and passed away Now that we are all once again assembled and grimly happy, our heavenly tale ends Elinor C. Ayers J C '47 ball park, a frantic fan threw a beer bottle from the stands,

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Here in the year of our Lord 2000 A D we, the Seniors of Junior College, are having a reunion in the celestial blue of heaven Several of us have won our heavenly wings and 14 carat haloes, but, alas, there is one more ascending to join us Daisy Cordon is still waiting for her passport from the warmer region where for the past few years she has been chief stoker of number one furnace Her life on earth was rich and full of excitement and travel She became a well known Spanish diplomat and several years ago, died of talkitivitis White haired Joan Bachmann is still found giving her Christian Association lectures, and has become a prominent member of the Heavenly Sisters Before her arrival here, she was a lovable preacher in Gulch Valley One day while cleaning Bess, the rusty church bell, she leaped from the tower window and lay on the road like a squashed grape Poor Joan! Actress June Jensen has carried on her profession up here in the clouds where she has been the cause of the loss of Angel's but once recognized in Lillywood, she became the rage and the winner of the Academy Award Jealousy crossed the actress's path and a mysterious murderer snuffed her life Daphne Spence is the official milker of the golden cows, and we are all well supplied with the precious fluid, milk Daphy was happily married and went to a farm to raise her 15 children Unfortunately, one day while milking a cow, she fell on a bucket and died of a splitting headache Marlon Humphrey still looks anxiously down on Bermuda, from where she departed five years ago Angel Humpy, a noted master of ceremonies, died pecularly one nipht from a broken wind pipe, due to laughing at one of her own jokes Nita Sunderland, commonly known as Sunny, has just acquired the heavenly nag, Pegasus After leaving Norton, Sunny had many falls and mountings, but she became the World's Champion Horse woman. She started a little riding school where an every haloes. Her mortal life was rugged and full of up's and down's,

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'Z escriptionz S csgfvl Name: Mary Elsbeth Bertolf Song: 'Somebody Loves Me' Quotation: Activities: The more the merrier' C Dramatic Club, '45-'46, Yellowl,+ Team, '45-'473 Christian Asso- ciation, '45-'47: Chairman of Service Committee, '46-'47, Assistant Art Editor of Year Book, '46-'47g Glee Club, '46 '47: Romeo and Juliet, '46: Assembly Committee, '45-'46, Chairman of Grounds Committee Art School -7 , '46-'4'7 Destination: my Men...p1ns...r1ngs...slip's show1ng...would I love a ciga- rette...Jack, divided by Ralph, multiplied by Freddie, subtracmd by Ernie, equals x legs dark lipstick Name Jo Ann Beatrice Calkins Song Show Business Quotation 'All the world's a stage And the men and women onlyplayerd' Activities Destination Activities Eiitor of Yearbook, '46 '47, Secretary of Ways and Means, '46 '47, Library Committee '46 '47, Chairman, '46 '47, Dramatic Club, '46 '47, Nonette, '46 '47, Yellow Team, '45 '47 Christian Association, '45 '47, Dance Committee, '46 '47, Midsummer Nights' Dream, '47 Sarah Lawrence College nl bought some potato chips blond hair sailing racks of colored shoes rrrruuffll New Description Ssh' shut the door 'sur priseln 'Hotzie, hang up your levies n Loud laugh 'the peacemsker' Tbny dramatic ways perfume bottles, broken whole Bebe Whiskey Rebellion 0 ' .X sooo 3 Q ll li - - 'Qs - ' - 3 .. A I :none tif' T ha1rdo's...nOh.Reann1e:...Span h been e ooo ' ...' , ,,,, A ooooeoo