House in the Pines High School - Log Yearbook (Norton, MA)

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LAST WILL AND TFSTAMENT We, the graduating class of House in the Pines Junior College, being of sound mlnd and about to depart from these scholarly halls, leave this last will and testament so that the chaln of tradltlon and ldeals of the school may remain unbroken I, Elinor Ayers, do leave my wide eyed naivete to nClaudia and my quiet manner to Jane Suhr I, Joan Bachmann, do leave my week end excursions to the Hartford New Haven Rallroad and my bangs to Ishkabible I, Nancy Becker, do leave my chair in the smoker to demand a position with the Dodgers I, Daisy Cordon, do leave my my Roman profnle to the Mint. breezes whistle Marion Humphrey, do leave and my blushing giggle to June Jensen, do leave the at and my soulful eyes to gift of my wind Cynthia boys in gab to Gracie Allen and blown bob to the ocean Atwood. Norton with nothing to the nearest cooker snaniel Louise Seaver, do leave my intellectual curiosity to Martha Bayles and my silence to Dopey I, Daphne Spence, do leave my dance rout1ne to Gypsy Rose Lee and my pleasant smile to posterity I, Nita Sunderland, leave school with a sigh of anticipated jo to improvise the 'Theory of Evolutlon We, door, no We, in hopes We , the Psychology II class, do quietly tip toe out the back more to contaminate our fellow students Nell, June, and Sunny, bequeath our unique hiding places, for bigger and better radios. the Junior College Seniors of '47, will our initiative to future Hedges students, that they may join us in nThe Hall of Famen We, the Junior College Seniors, do leave Miss Cleveland, Miss Sparlawk and Mrs Jordan in tearsqoq I I l O Q . U - fl O - NJ I 4-J O I, V .L KD E I, ' if 9 I, , I1 N 1 C I I ' Il Y 0 KJ O ff cs Q 0 LJ 'V I 'y . -an-an . . 0

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Here in the year of our Lord 2000 A D we, the Seniors of Junior College, are having a reunion in the celestial blue of heaven Several of us have won our heavenly wings and 14 carat haloes, but, alas, there is one more ascending to join us Daisy Cordon is still waiting for her passport from the warmer region where for the past few years she has been chief stoker of number one furnace Her life on earth was rich and full of excitement and travel She became a well known Spanish diplomat and several years ago, died of talkitivitis White haired Joan Bachmann is still found giving her Christian Association lectures, and has become a prominent member of the Heavenly Sisters Before her arrival here, she was a lovable preacher in Gulch Valley One day while cleaning Bess, the rusty church bell, she leaped from the tower window and lay on the road like a squashed grape Poor Joan! Actress June Jensen has carried on her profession up here in the clouds where she has been the cause of the loss of Angel's but once recognized in Lillywood, she became the rage and the winner of the Academy Award Jealousy crossed the actress's path and a mysterious murderer snuffed her life Daphne Spence is the official milker of the golden cows, and we are all well supplied with the precious fluid, milk Daphy was happily married and went to a farm to raise her 15 children Unfortunately, one day while milking a cow, she fell on a bucket and died of a splitting headache Marlon Humphrey still looks anxiously down on Bermuda, from where she departed five years ago Angel Humpy, a noted master of ceremonies, died pecularly one nipht from a broken wind pipe, due to laughing at one of her own jokes Nita Sunderland, commonly known as Sunny, has just acquired the heavenly nag, Pegasus After leaving Norton, Sunny had many falls and mountings, but she became the World's Champion Horse woman. She started a little riding school where an every haloes. Her mortal life was rugged and full of up's and down's,