Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania - Record Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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Page One Hundred Eight Cn! What pleasant news! To know that a Long Day ensues, Those dark eight weeks, Which are full of creeps. 54 as :li When at the break of day- We find our clothes in their array For homeward hound, now, we are, Who'll restrain us, now, by gar? LONG DAYS Many miles of railway perhaps, With a book of Judge in our laps. The world is ours, you see! For we're homeward bound- Pk if 224 Then after a pang or two, We retrace our steps anew. Up into the Home of Bliss, by gee! For Heaven must be like this. fe 1 ' 5 SN . Fw-T T- N , D, fy uma-Emma Bqgregn ....I1..1

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Dr. Starr: Alcohol sponge, please. Miss Alexander immediately gets her little alcohol sponge and begins to rub patient. Dr. Muller's day. Mary Lingle: Here's the lubricant. She smears home' made jelly on the rectal tube. Do you wonder Crone's a bit wrathful? Boxes from home don't come every day. Dr. Fay, examining patient: What's the matter, are you ticklish? Patient: No, doctor, Yiddish. Miss Gilbert, looking at chart: Will you please tell me what type of disease this is? Dr. Wood: Sorry, Miss, B. R. Pfs is not a disease. Miss Burchet, in class: Are there any questions? Miss Mahoney: Yes, please explain what flatus looks like. Dr. Mosser: Please drape patient in back room. Miss Mitchell: Yes, sir. Dr. Mosser: Goodness, girl, I only wanted to see her knee. Dr. Lapham: How many Spiller cases do you have in Ward D? Miss Alexander: Twentyfone on the beds: six in the linen closet. Dr. Groif: Sniif, sniff, gee, it's great. Dr. Lacey: Should be, you've been eating it all mornf ing. Dr. Spiller, hearing vitaphone for the first time: Well, what do you want? Miss Fillebrown: I have two tickets for the opera. Dr. Gammon: Thank you, as he walks away with both of them. Page Une Hundred Seven

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SOME ONE ELSES WIT A Nurse's Psalm The poor are my patients. I maketh them to lie down in warm blankets, I feecleth them through a glass tube, I teach them the ways of the hospital for their own sake, Yea, tho' they fall out of bed or walk in their sleep, They shall fear no pain, for I am with them, My pills will comfort them, I will annoint their bedsores with alcohol, And keep their kidney basins from running over. I've prepared many hypos in the presence of the doctors, Surely hot water bottles, ice bags and groans Shall follow me all the days of my life, And I shall live in the uniform forever. Amen. Page One Hundred N