Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania - Record Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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BLUEETED SIX Six little nurses all in a row Prance down the hall- As if on parole. And down from their heads their crowns did fall. Wliat do you suppose the reason to be? Ah! Six little nurses in dream land to be- Walked upon streets of gold. But alas! Some little fairy told. Into a Cafe so tidy and neat, The food thereof was certainly a treat And when they from their slumber did part Into a New Year they did start. Was it a dream? V Q cf u f 'LTWE 1 ' ' I Qlz ' Y f Q Q vs f Inrzmxv In U v ' E 45161 fr: V Pri? il-Q -4, il .' Y nf X 3 K i inf ,. I Page One Hundred F

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WHY, OH WHY Is Dr. Farquhar so pleasingly plump? Is Dr. Dobson so bashful? Is Dr. Thorpe so popular? Is Dr. Gilbert so athletic? Is Dr. Opple so appealing? Is Dr. Ricketts so fascinating? Is Dr. Alexander so sophisticate Is Dr. Groif so humorous? Is Dr. Hopkins so henfpecked? Is Dr. Abbott so witty? Is Dr. Graham so sober? Is Dr. Camero so explicit? Is Dr. Comroe so busy? Is Dr. Ebeling so masculine? d? Is Dr. Weggeland so upreciousn? Is Dr. Gage so garrulous? Is Dr. Lane so languid? Is Dr. Colvin so courteous? Is Dr. Bailey so precocious? Is Dr. Cowley so faithful? Jokss Dr. Eliason: Where have you been all of this time? - Dot Shepherd: Taking a shower. Dr. Eliason: After this we shall not operate between 5 and 7 p. rn. for the nurses are taking their baths. Dr. Thorpe: Every day in every way my hair is getting thicker and thicker. Night Nurse: Hurry! Miss Shepherd-Mr. Mathew, the post operative brain tumor is sitting at the chart desk!!! Miss Shepherd: No! That is Dr. Abbot wrapped up in his slumber blanket-cold where he is working. Nurse: What service are you on? i Dr. Abbott: Oh! I'm Doctor Muller's chief complaint. Dr. Weggeland fcryingj: HELP! HELP! Dr. Randall fduring operationl : Who is crying for help? Floor Nurse: Oh! Dr. Weggeland. I-Ie's again swarmed by the nurses. Grace Miller, in P.F.D.K.: I wonder why the gelatin hasn't hardened. Is Dr. Jordon so appreciative of aesthetic dancing? Leona Heffner, It Should I made it Is Dr. Freeman so elated, at times? Grace: What did you put in ity Is Dr. Suggs so condescending? Page One Hundred Four Leona: Six junket tablets.

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TRUTH IS STRANGER TI-IAN FICTION Dr. Stewart: What is the treatment for cardiac dis' ease? Dotty Clemens: They usually die. Miss Gross, on night duty, collar off. Miss Fillebrown: What's wrong with your leg? Miss Gross: It's asleep. Miss Fillebrown: You shouldn't let it sleep. Miss Gross: I can't stay awake to prevent my leg from sleeping. Miss Davis: Coming out of anesthesia- George, my love. Dr. Gammon: Girls, give her M. S. 1f6 QI-D, please. Dr. Bailey: Girls, you now have the pleasure of meet' ing the honorable Dr. Bailey, nephew of the Secretary of the Interior, Dr. Wilbur. Nurses in Pepper Diet Kitchen: 'lCh, yeah? Page One Hundred Six Dr. Clark: Please get me a duodenal bucket. .Proby: Proceeds in to the Ward with fire bucket. Dr. Clarke: No, no: the patient isn't on fire. Dr. Groff may come from French ancestors: But he has the swiss movement. Sure can do the mess around. Miss Gross, called in G. S. C. emergency. During haste, stocking falls down to shoeftop. She picks it up in much embarrassment. Dr. Gage: You are unsterile, now. Miss Gross: Who said I was sterile? Dr. Cppel, quite confused: Isolate Baby Sier immedif ately, suspect Lues. Miss Miller: Sorry, but youlll have to inform Gliver Bair about that. Miss Schrieber: What's your hurry, Dr. Gage? Dr. Gage: Oh, gee: I'm going to have a miscarriage on fourth floor Qmatj .