Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania - Record Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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f ',e?ZaEI2ECQE7I5Af' as M. Mofhtt-NI got a hunch. E. Gray- Really, Ithought you were just roundfshoulderedf' L. Banek- Set the alarm for two, please. H. Cowling-'LYou and who else?,' H. Dreisbach- He's bashful, why don't you give him a little encouragement? E. Zeller-L'Encouragement, he needs a cheering section. B. Rostein+ Do you know who I am? Miss Mick- No, I don't, but if you can remember your address I'll take you home. B. Kmger-L'Why does Hamilton wear her hair so long? C. Tosh- So she can create the impression that her brain is fertile. Miss Keesey- Had your baby christened yet?l' Proud Father-- Nothin' doing, no kid of mine's goin' to get hit on the head with a bottle. H. Dreisbach- I think I'll commit suicide. D D. Duncan- Good, but turn off the gas when you're through. Miss Boorem-'LWhat would a person be who pretended to know everything? Probie-MA Senior. G. Rugh- Why didn't you help that man when he fell? D. Brown- My mother told me never to pick up men. R. Hamilto.n- Why are you grumbling? M. Lutz- They advertised this place for 10 dollars a week for bed and board and I find they're one ard. the same. Miss Wilson-L'Every time you fail to recite I put a cross by your name. V, Fallon- It must look like a love letter. R. Riegel- Did you take a shower? J. Stout finnocentlyj-- No, I didn't, is there one missing? M. Recher--L'Will you be able to come to our dance? L. Gordon White- Yes, indeed, but Tm wondering ii I'll be able to leave. S. Hoffman-L'Do you allow insane people in here? J. Lashinsky--L'It's all right if you don't make any noise. One l1'l,LTlCl'l'Ed four

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iv -lj Y Us fr 1 .47 1 f Q F4aRECQama Miss Wilson- See here, you can't sleep in this class. O'D'ee- I know it, your making too much noise. Dr. Goldsmith- Why Weren't you in class tofday? You missed my lecture on 'The Diseases of the Stomach and Intestinesf H. Frost- Oh, I'm tired of these organ recitals. F. Martin- How can I keep my toes from going to sleep? R. Miller- Don't let them turn in. E Dr. N. Clarke- There'll be a great many hearts broken when I marry. M. Jones- How many do you intend to marry. Dr. Lapham- Do you Walk in your sleep? M. Knauss-'LNo, I always carry car fare to bed with me. Dr. Garrett-'Tm a selffmade man. R. Marshall- Who interrupted you. R. Quirk- What kind of a husband would you advise me to get? M. Jones-'You get a single man and let the husbands alone. H. Schneider- Why do you call this an Electric cake? Miss Barr- Because it has currants in it. M. Kubilus- Girls are prettier than men. R. Fetterinan- Why, naturally. M. Kubilus-HNO, cosmeticallyf' fPatient nervouslyj- And will the operation be a dangerous one? Dr. Ravdin- Nonsense, you couldu't buy a dangerous operation for forty dollars. M. Thomas-HDO you think my hands show any signs of toil? K. Maloy- The one with the engagement ring on it shows that you've been Working. O-ne lnmdved three

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