Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania - Record Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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, QERECQEDV M To 231 Coolkiroaoh To a cockroach, Poor misguided bug I dedicate this ditty For humble habitant Of watery cracks Your creeping makes me giddy, You creep, you crawl You fly-mayhap- fOf the latter, Fm undecidedj And nightly from your habitat Join our feasts all uninvited. Your brown And glossy wings We see-and wish we had not seen, For legs you have fThe crawly thingsll And eyes which are too keen. So run away You pesky bug To all your brown relations, We need you not Upon this spot To spoil our conversations. RUTH RIEGEL Ninetyfninc

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iv -lj Y Us fr 1 .47 1 f Q F4aRECQama Miss Wilson- See here, you can't sleep in this class. O'D'ee- I know it, your making too much noise. Dr. Goldsmith- Why Weren't you in class tofday? You missed my lecture on 'The Diseases of the Stomach and Intestinesf H. Frost- Oh, I'm tired of these organ recitals. F. Martin- How can I keep my toes from going to sleep? R. Miller- Don't let them turn in. E Dr. N. Clarke- There'll be a great many hearts broken when I marry. M. Jones- How many do you intend to marry. Dr. Lapham- Do you Walk in your sleep? M. Knauss-'LNo, I always carry car fare to bed with me. Dr. Garrett-'Tm a selffmade man. R. Marshall- Who interrupted you. R. Quirk- What kind of a husband would you advise me to get? M. Jones-'You get a single man and let the husbands alone. H. Schneider- Why do you call this an Electric cake? Miss Barr- Because it has currants in it. M. Kubilus- Girls are prettier than men. R. Fetterinan- Why, naturally. M. Kubilus-HNO, cosmeticallyf' fPatient nervouslyj- And will the operation be a dangerous one? Dr. Ravdin- Nonsense, you couldu't buy a dangerous operation for forty dollars. M. Thomas-HDO you think my hands show any signs of toil? K. Maloy- The one with the engagement ring on it shows that you've been Working. O-ne lnmdved three