Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania - Record Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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A Rare Escapade One DREHER day, a WELCH PRINCE, who was a GAYMAN, accompanied by a ZIMMERMAN and a CRISSIWAN, also by his two sons, NEL and I-IEW, went to DEL-CAMP, MAINE, to HUNT. Beyond the WINGATE at the ELWELL, they saw a HART-LEY BOBB up. If you are WISE, said their LEADER, Uyou will let that creature alone. Whereupon he was greeted with cries of 'TETE! You're a CAD-Y! UNIX-ON that! ' f'Tell it to SWEENEYV' , 'tThis party's G-OFF! cried the PRINCE in a rage. With a R-OATH, he seized one B-ROCK after the other, and hurling them at his scoffers, threw them into the MCAGUJIRE, soiling their NEVV- LINen. '4HaI you can go to your TAYLCR. I've had enough of this STOFF-LET me hereafter live in solitude. I'll take my horse to a MESSER-SCHMIDT where I KIN-SELL-A. Then I'll go to ROGERS on the B SL M and there make my future home. He' rode away in a HUEF-ORD. A MARTIN and C-LARK sang on undisturbed. A ' This story is Verified by the MUNRO doctrine. sg 87

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Dan Cupid at the of P. One happy morn' in early May, Dan Cupid came alongythe way, His bow was glancing in the sun As from his rosy arm it swung. He stopped before the U. of P. And said, UIs this the place for me? I wonder if I shot a dart, Would it pierce the depth of a doctor's heart? Then he laughed aloud in bubbling glee, I guess I'll try it just to seef' I He carefully aimed at a figure in white V Who.looked as if he'd been up all night. But doc heeded not and Cupid got sore An' said, '4It's one of those hard-hit guys, I remember now I shot him before, 'Tvvas in the-dressing room back of the door. From down the stair another came And Dan drew back his bow again. Suddenly 'round the corner ran Another youth all spick and span, But Cupid gave his shoulder a hunch And said in despair, 'Tm tired of thisbunchf' f'It's that popular fellow, no work for me heref' He said in accents dull and drear, . UI-Ie's forgotten more than I ever will know About the heart firels passionate glow. '4'He's loved every girl around for miles, just lives in the sunshine of their smiles, No thanks, not for me, he's not my game, It's for a whole heart that I take aim. ' Then mingled voices came to him From out the Hospital's muffled din. s The voices heralded the approach of two, An Interne in white and a Nurse in blue. Dan picked up his arrows with mischievous g And he took himself off in a merry dance, lance The arrow shot from the quivering bow, 4' ,Tis not the season for whole hearts,'l said he, But the Interne had th-e dart in tow. USO I'llcall again at the old U. of P.

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Class Will WE,-THE CLASS OF l9l9, being of sound mind, having arrived at the close of this Ctraining-schoolj life, are now ready to depart to realms unknown. THEREFORE, as a result of these accomplishments, we do herein declare this to be our last will and testament. . FIRST: We appoint DR. JOHN B. DEAVER as our Executor and ask him to see, first of all, that we get a Hall of Fame, as a resting place. SECOND: We having been classed as the brightest, the most original, and most dignihed Seniors ever graduated at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, it has been one of our greatest desires to bequeath some of our wisdom and dignity to the under- graduates of this institution. So we leave our insatiable thirst for knowledge, our perfect decorum, and our matchless adaptability, in the hands of the Epgecutor to dispose of as hetsees fit to the afore-mentioned undergraduates. .To our Superintendent, Miss Smith, we bequeath eighteen Head Nurses and twenty-four Special Nurses, and do herewith advise our Executor to hasten the completion of the new surgical building in all of its departments, so that our Superintendent will not be encumbered with this enormous legacy. To Miss Snyder, our Directress, we bequeath a new oriental rug for her office, to take the place of the old one, which we as a class have worn threadbare. To Miss Stephenson, our Instructress, we bequeath the northeast corner room, second floor, of the new surgical building to be used as a classroom. Although the old classroom held for us many pleasant hours during our training, yet this new classroom will have its advantages for the classes to follow, it being well equipped, well lighted, well ventilated, and remote from the under- drainage. .L , ' .To the Juniors we bequeath all Senior privileges, namely, exemption from all rules of the Institution. Note: This privilege will permit you--CU To go out without a hat in the summertime. C25 A twelve o'clock pass once a week. C35 'To go out with students and residents ad libitum. Q45 To have breakfast served in your room Sunday morning. I I To the Residents we leave memories of stolen pleasures. E IN WITNESS WHEREOF we have signed, sealed, published and declared this instrument as our last will and testament on this lst da-yof May, 1919. , A fSign.edj THE CLASS OF 1919. State of Pennsylvania O City of Philadelphia To-wit University Hospital t , WITNESSES: ' I MILDRED E. BO-BB IITARGARET WINGATE QTEY VANDENBURGH MONA KINSELLA CHARLOTTE E. BROCK ' S S