Horner Military School - Zip Yearbook (Oxford, NC)

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ilugheah ante Jtais Qllorpuralsbip fughead had a corporalship Of which he was quite proud, And when on duty he was put, He talked both hig and loud. Reports he passed in by the score, Although he wasn'l pledged ta,' And all the fellows felt quite sore, And had a perfect right to. Somehow he never slapped to think, His subjects would retaliate: But ere many moans had waxed and waned The corporal had just fifty-eight. T'was on spelling class at last he went, To meet his dreaded Waterloo, And the period was not for spent, When he heard things he ought not to. He put them dowr1,oh, what a shame, That poor fughead would stoop so low,' For the Prof. had heard the same, And knew our hero did not know. ln the Praffs eye he read his fate, And when he spake he heard his doom, For he was asked to keep his seat, After all the rest had left the room. My corporalshipf' he moaned aloud, Can il he true that we must part: Of you my mother feels quite proud, And this will surely break her heart. Oh, Professor, he said between sahs, Since my corporalship you must takog Please keep the news away from the hohs, So it can't reach my home lawn 'Waco'. lflfhether fughead was reduced or not, I have no right to say: But he changed his tactics an the spot, - And now walks the righteous way. D. S. S.-'

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Zgnltetin i!5oariJ FOR SALE My latest book, How to Get Rich. --O. L. Cofarlh. FOR SALE My little pamphlet on fancy needlework.-C. E. Chappell. FOR SALE A pocket edition of my book, How to Break a C-irlls Heart. On sale at all leading book stores.-Bryce Parker Beard. FOR SALE My chamois skin and almond cream.--D. S. Sharpe. FOR SALE My little book, 'lWhy Women Should Vote. -- Senalar D. B. Hill. FOR SALE My tooth brush, which has been used only a few times. A bargain.-f. Choale. FOR SALE A few of my latest poems on love.--Prof. M. Payne. FOR SALE Have just received a supply of beauty powders and mas- sage cream.-Soreface Hunt. FOR SALE A large line of preferred hot air.-Windy Callelt. WANTED Dancing pupils to whom I guarantee to teach the art of dancing in one night.-W. A. Anderson. WANTED A hair brush.-B. H. Merrirvion. WANTED A pair of shoes big enough to ht.-V. Williarris. WANTED Something for a long, lanky, lean look.-O. L. Coforlh. WANTED A pass over Vinson's Math.-Ed Klingman. WANTED A chance to smell like a man.--C. E. Chappell. WANTED By Horner School, a device to keep Anderson, l. E., from talking. K I WANTED A grain or two of plain common sense.!R. B. Allein.