Hornell High School - Maple Leaf Yearbook (Hornell, NY)

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Janet Scott Paul C. Rohver Helen S. Humphrey Ruth Furlong SPECIAL DEPARTMENTS Dr. Ferguson Elizabeth Oregon Mildred Kimmel Kenneth Blakeslee Edith VonOrsdole Margoret Jones CITIZENSHIP EDUCATION Alice P. Lovonier Virginia Cullen

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8E-80P'S FACULTY FABLES Once upon a wintry day, a young man named Bobbie Von Dorsey kissed his sweet- heart, a lovely young thing named Marilla Mattoon, good-bye and set out to check his traps in a nearby Grove. He promised her he'd return before she set his supper, but Schurr enough he was late in coming and girls Durso worry. So little Marilla set out for the nearby Grove to find her sweetheart. She was Schurr someone had Dunham wrong. She was right, too, for coming upon him she sow a huge figure beating him. Don't hurt him Hussong of a gun , she cried, Have a Hartman . At this the villain turned to Lasher, but she Neild and begged him to leave them alone. O'Neil all you want, I'll leave you alone any- way , cried the villain, for he knew they'd be Snowden for days. Once alone, the two sweet- hearts strained their ears for hope of hearing someone coming to their rescue, but they could hear only the Repple of the wind in the trees. Good old Humphrey Pennyworth Fennel- ly found them with the aid of his Cornue (for all you cats who don't dig, that's Latin for horn) and his faithful Scott (ch) terrier Rohver. He threw my Peltz in the Eddy , Bobby cried. So Humphrey Castiglione and recovered the Peltz. Here, he said, you take my Olds and about Furlongs from here, you'll find the Sheriff. Tell him to send a man out here to help me track the crook. I'll Stadelman comes . Thanks said Bobbie. Don't thank me, thank yer girl. A Gallegher is pretty handy to have around , said Humphrey. So Bobbie and Marilla walked away with the setting sun falling gently on the bright Sheheen of the Peltz. The moral of this story is; Hoover you are, let me Adamonis you. If you are like the afore mentioned couple, you may be able to Livonier love, but you'll never make the Hritz and you'll never keep up with the Jones.' Therefore, when your fifteen kids start screaming M.A.H. and the bill col- lectors are Cullen on the phone, remember, Alderman in the world can have money, but you hove to work like the Dickinson to find a sweetheart. So no matter how tough life seems, even if you're a Coleman in a mine, things could be worse, you could be a teacher! RHYTHM ROUND UP Walk Hand In Hand....................... Young And Foolish....................... Young At Heart.......................... The Paper Boy............................. You Are My Sunshine..................... Let Me Hear You Whisper................. I'll Never Know......................... Money Tree, The......................... Rock A Bye My Baby...................... Young Love.............................. Mama, Teach To Me To Dance.............. Two Different Worlds.................... Memories Are Made Of This............... Sisters................................. Why Don't You Believe Me?............... Don't Be Cruel.......................... I Believe............................... It Only Happens When I Dance With You. Moments To Remember..................... One In A Million........................ Every Road Must Have A Turning.......... The Sand And The Sea.................... The Happy Whistler...................... Bus Stop Song........................... Happiness Street........................ Heaven On Earth......................... Learnin' My Latin....................... Rain, Rain, Rain,....................... ............Don and Dona ..................Freshmen ...............,...Seniors ...............Jim Deegan .......................Jude ................Miss Neild The boy's trips to Corning ...........Student Council ................Mr. Durso ............Jim and Barb .................Bob Egan ........Classic and home ...........Our senior year ........Monica and Elaine ......................Morty .......Faculty to students .........I'll graduate??? ................Sore feet!! ...............'53 to '57 ..............Mr. Johnson .......5th marking period ...........The junior prom ...............Mr. Rohver .............Gary Crowley ....A corridor on 1st floor ...........Our Senior Ball ..............Mrs. Cornue ........Hornell vs. Olean 14