Hornell High School - Maple Leaf Yearbook (Hornell, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 83 of the 1922 volume:

I The Volcano GREETING O YOU, the Alumni, Faculty, Stu- dents and friends of Hornell High School, We extend our cordial greeting, and with feelings of deepest pleasure present this volume of the VOL- CANO. It is our sincere hope that it may be to you a source of great pleasure as Well as of practical information. It has been our obj ect to publish a book which accurately portrays life at our school, and serves as an attractive and Valuable souvenir of the happy days spent amid genial fellowship and the many kindred associations of high school life. A 1922 Ml I I D : X rj 1 's I im NO N N A 3 S 2 7 I s NEW HORNELL HIGH SCHOOL ' S OUDDIOA The Volcano TABLE OF CONTENTS Greeting- - -- - ..,.. .... - ..... ...... , ,.,.. - - - Dedication -- .... .... - --- Picture of Mr. Tuttle .... Picture of Mr. Dodge ........ . - The Senior Class .... .--- ------- - Song-Under the Red and Blue ..... Poems--- ------ r --------- ------- Horoscope-Senior Class ---- --- ---- -- Junior Class, Picture and History --- - - Sophomore and Freshman --------- - Staff of Year Book, Picture--U --- Editorials ---------- --------- Athletics --------- -- Letter Men - - - - Football - - - ----- - - Basketball --- ----- - - Basketball, Girls - - - - Baseball ---- - --- -- Informal Pictures - ---- Orchestra -------- ---- . - H. H. S. Minstrels ---- .--- Adsit Oratorical Contest ---- - Radio ------ ---- - .----- --- Drawing ---- - ------- ---- Faculty - . ----------- Poem-Graduation ---- Songs and Yells-- --- Lava ------ -.---- . Advertisements - - - - - ,---..-.-H----F---, I 9 2 2 B The Volcano DEDICATION To our Worthy and esteemed Principal MR. ALBERT E. TUTTLE, this Year Book is most respectfully and affectionately dedicated by The Class of 1922 , z-'- - --- o 1922 I The Volcano I ALBERT E. TUTTLE Il922l The Volcano i ACKNOWLEDGMENT The students of Hornell High School wish to take this opportunity to express to Mr. Dodge their deep appreciation of his untiring efforts in their behalf during the past four years. Both as Principal and Superintendent, they feel that his sincere personal interest in their Work and achievements has been an incentive and inspiration. The new Hornell High School-his dream and ideal-has been made a reality largely thru the zeal and devotion manifested by him. i922 The Volcano ' 40 lWllHN IUIIIWII N' 1 ? IU. el- L? V.---,YM-A H--V-V-W -,H - -- -ti ' 1g - . ' .- sf ' 5 I V E V1 t . N ' E 5? Gi I 1 W , I. ' Jqlz I, ' Y' N 4 I .A , I , Y, hi E' LM' N ' wing' 1 I Il Hill! I Ms ' -gy N. I: ,K xti' L h 1 -A I F' - my ,4QA4 V,,.,4..', , .,. , , , Hum HARRISON S. DODGE I 9 22 N The Volcano The Senior Class 1922 OFFICERS FASSETT MAHER .......... President MARY MCINTYRE ..,,..... Treasurer HELEN SMITH ..... -Vice-President RUTH LUSK 4---------- Valedictofian RAYMOND GEARY .... . .... Secretary ANNA STEWART. ...,... Salutatorian Class Colors-Maroon and Blue Class Motto-Possunt quia posse videntur CLASS HISTORY Alas, comniencenieirt and the dissemination of tour ftlrnifteid bretlhieim -t91'l'l'lll!H.3lt,9S ou-1' phenomenal career in our beloved emporium of concentrated thought. Our incom- niensurable achievements are now in the annals of history. As we gaze back on our four cycles of scholastic endeavor, we perceive accomiplishments enormous enough to dislodge the wisdom tooth of a prehistoric mastodon. Gur indomitable energy if coalesced into one wallop, -would make the terrestrial orb resemble an ossifled hip- popotamus. We have absorbed the benigniti-es of knowledge from protoplasm to psycho- analysis. Specific apodfices of our athletic prowess over less talented satellites have presented themselves. Members of our conglomeration of notables have attained the acme of perfection in dramatics, orfatory, mins-trelsy, literature, science, music, and art, Cboth line and terpsich-oreanj. An arnamalous amelioration of thaumaturgy has been 'wrought by us. This apogee is discerned in the phantasm-agoria showing the paramount metamorphosis in the institution of learning since we entered it. We have promulgated an ambiguous epoch in .the school's history, which some pansophic pro- fessors, in a rhapsody abounding in hyperbole, have declared the milleniuim. We our- selves take this inforrniation from our panegyrists with an anodyne and a grain of sodium chloride, but our -example will apodicticly be ra beacon cynosure for lower classes. A reininiscence of our startling success might lure us on to poinposity were it not for the ilnagnaniinity of our minds. We realize that our academy, its environment, and our capable instructors have acted as a catalytic agent in evolution of our career. Again we are compelled to .acknowledge th-at we are nei-ther omnipotent nor omniscient. This hypothesis is aptly demonstrated -by the monstrosity -that even in our u1tra-pru- dent midst 'there are -two examples of anfractuosities-symptoniatically speaking, one of our members incured encephalitis meningitis Cwater on the brainj as t11e culmina- tion of an unqnenchable thirst for knowledge, while another was so very unsophisti- cated -that he labored under the mental delusion that Professor Clark adorned his cerebral extremxity with' a wig. Nofthwithstanding this, no lackadais-ical adherents of Mephisftopholes have contaminated our iaisseniblage by their presence, and Whatever idiosyncracies nray exist, they have been successfully externiinated by an avalanche of aneni-onies. It is the cause for numerous contractions of the myocardium that our exodus need-s be attended by several uncontrollable catastrotphies. Regretfully we must relinquish our good fellowship and friends, tried and true. We must allow our places to be filled unsuccessfully by delinquent underlings who are now imbibing superfii-cial knowl- edge in our Hall of Fame. But visions for a refulgently resplendent future b-id us to turn our backs on these trivialities and to- strive on and on. In the dim future necromancy portrays our names emblazoned on the obelisks of liistory, and our deeds recounted to the last syllable of recorded time. V Te, 1922 - i-...i.-.-...- The Volcano GLADYS ACKERMAN. The golden melody of her voice enthralls the heart. The future iholds great promise for Gladys, for added to her glorious gift of song, she has those qualities 'which make for suc- cess-perseverance, modesty and ambition. IOLA ANGOOD. A spirit from bright heaven come. She moves -among ns like va gentle spirit which spreads peace and good will wher- ever 'ilt goes. She excels in every other phase of life because of her true loyalty to what is worth while. BENJAMIN M. BEAR. The man of independent mind. Ben once Wrote so fast on the typewriter that they called out the fire department to extinguish the flames that 'stantecl from the friction. VVe say, That if work and ambition were a horn, that Ben would be a brass balnd all by 'hiinselff' HAZEL FAIRBANKS. With craft and skill to win and excel. Hazel is the star of the girls' basketball team. To her their success is largely due. Girls' Basketball Captain C333 Manager 645, 1535 Vice-President of Athletic Asso- ciation C4J. 1922 Eleven The Volcano I l Twelve I 9 RANDOLPH TAYLOR. A stranger from a strange land. From fardaway Arkplort there came a rosy cheeked youth some four years ago bent upon acquiring adequate preparation for life in our worthy institution. Not only has he accomplished his mission, but like- wise acquired angular proportions, instead of the curves and tendencies to rotundity which elilaracterized him as a Freshman. DE WITT SHAFER. Down the valley he comes, sublime, From Arkport, and always on time. DeWitt is one of 'the few fellows who dares venture into the 't'1'rig class. He also ventures live miles from home each day, in order to be :with us. We are glad that he does, too. EDWARD CLARK. A change has been W'I'lOlllgl1t in him of latef? Why? ls it due entirely to feminine in- Huence? Surrounded constantly by a rosebud garden of girls as 'he lingers in the front hall, it is not to be wondered that wh-at Dr. Johnson so aptly 'called the refining infiuence of female society should show its effect. R. BROWNSON MARTIN. He has the iirst of Yankee Virtues, Corn- mon Sense. Brownson is a line fellow, and is liked by every one. He always greets you with a jest or smile. Volcano f4Jg Cheer Leader C3J, C433 Glee Cl-ub ill, C233 Orchestra f2J. 22 The Volcano KATHERINE ERWIN. A daughter of the Gods, divinely tall and most divinely fair. No one who saw Katherine as the bride in the Minstrels will forget the vision of lioveliness she made. Whether in tennis costume or dancing frock, she is the last word in what is correct. r Basketball 633, 1453 Captain 145. LOUISE MCANDREWS. We know not lwliat We do when We speak words. Speaking Words is Louise's chief ac- comiplishinen-t. Sometimes they are words of wisdomf sometimes words of cheer, and sometimes words which try the patience of the most lenient of teachers. MARY MCINTYRE. Singing the clouds away with joyful song. Mary is liked by all her classmates. She has sung at many public gatherings and has taken an aictive 'part in dnaniatics in the high school. A ELIZA TYLER. ' I 9 There is great ability in knowing how to conceal one's ability. Eliza -has great ability, for We have looked and found that she has concealed nearly all, except the ability of being cheerful all the time. 22 Thirteen Fourteen e The Volcano NEAR-G-AIREIT GLYNN. A thousand cupids in her curls do sit.'-' Sweet and tdemure this little maid with locks bobbed and curled, can by a smile and a. word, cheer -the gloomiest spirit and add sunshine to the darkest day. HOBART LaGRANGE. A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it. Hobart is very witty at times and knows the value of this quot-ation. He would have made a hit in most any kings court as official jester. In the one year he has been with us we have come to like him very well. RUTH LUSK. The gift of Words is hers. Sometimes the fame of our Alma Mater will be brightened by a little maid so quiet that we sometimes forgetitshe is in our class until she startles usuwith a theme so brilliant that Io'ur literary efforts seem vain and futile. The years are coming when Mary Roberts Rhinehart and a few other celebrities had better lo-ok to their laurels. MARY MILNE. Sober, steadfast and demuref' These are desirable qualities, aren't they? Quite 'what one would expect from a. girl named Mary. Maybe it was of her George Cohan was thinking when he wrote: She must be tender and true And just as slender as you. 1922 The Volcano MARIE ROBINSON. Love makes those eloquent that 'have it. And so perchance this is the reason why Marie's eyes sparkle and her voice has such la happy lilt. CHARLES STODDARD. A chauffeur of some renown. Speaking of autos Charley can tell you anything you want to know about them. We hope to see him president of the Cad- illac Co., some day. Volcano 643. THELMA G-LADY. Thy face is like a benedictionf' The class of 1922 is fortunate in counting Thelma among its members. Her Work in school dramfatics shows her to be ,an amateur actress of rare ability, while her scholarship places her among the leaders of the class. Speaking Contest 123, f4J. HELEN GRACE. She talks-ye gods how she talks! Pretty and pert, and a good student withal -Helen is an interesting 'addition to the class of '22. They say she is a. designer of no mean ability, and her suggestions as to the remodeling of her teach-er-s' cos- tumes should prove invaluable. 1922 Flf teen Sixteen The Volcano BU FA ELAH HOVVARD. Miss Beulah Howard is now presented for your kind inspection. As to linear meas- urements, Beulah is somewhat diminutive, and has acquired a bob since this picture was taken. It is rather, rare to see her wihtout her pal, Frances, with whom she shares an interest in the polite art of con- versation, basket-ball and Miss Sherwood. SSETT MAHER. Example is a living law, whose sway, Men more than all the living laws obey, The success of the senior class can partly be attributed to the fine example set by our president in scholarship and work. Football C435 Class President 1433 Vol- cano 123, Speaking Contest C23, C333 Class 'Track 123, 633. We are especially requested by Mr. Maher to write in his record- Faculty Adviser. 613, C23, f33, 143. ' GERALD F. KEENAN. King of tnwo h-ands, he does his part, In every useful toil and art. Gerald has been one of the most efdcient and pains-taking persons on the Volcano Staff and is thorough in everything that he does. lVe know that he will succeed. Class President C335 Art Editor, Volcano Mon-thly C333 Art Editor, Volcano Annual, C33, f43g Treasurer, Volcano Monthly 643. JOHN MQCARTHY. ' i I 9 'Nature to each allots his proper sphere. We have been nn-able to deterfmine in what sphere of life John is to be found, so we guess it must be the Northern Hemisphere. We wish you success, John, in whatever you undertake. 22 The Volcano DOROTHY BRONSON. I The blushing beauties of a modest maid. Dorothy is so modest and retiring that sometimes We forget that she is in our midst. Her smile alld cliarming habit of blushing when called upon to recite are among her many attractive characte1'istics. MERLE FAIRBANKS. His man-ners are gentle complying and bland. The stork must have made a mistake in the Fairbanks' ho-me, and del-ivered Merle instead of his sister, and Hazel instead of her br-other. Merle is a good student, and is always full of fun, except when he is occupied in catching flies. VIRGINIA R. FLINT. Content that from employment springs, A heart that in her labor sings. Miss Flint has struck up quite a spark in our social circles with that Mr. Steel. She is liked very much by all her friends and is a goodfstudent. Volcano 123, QSJ. BEATRICE MAHONEY. I 9 Her voice Was ever soft, gentle and low. She is famous for her silent recitations. We would recommend the use of a Mag- navox for the beneii-t of her auditors. Her recitations are good many ti-mes even if We cannot hear them. 22 Seven teen e E The Volcano Eighteen GERTRUDE ROBERTS. Ne'er saw we, never felt, .a calm so deep. Gert is realm, collected -and even looks disinterested at times. But her ways are deceiving, and when she does speak it is to the point and fora purpose, which shows that she was interested, after all. ALEXANDER ARGENTI. What shall I do -to be forever known? Alexander has been one of the main stays of the orchestra for two years. He is a person off whom We will always expect the best. OLIVE KELLEHER. Olive has been mis-named. She should have been called Rosie for -she has the freshness and charm -of a. rose. T-he only characteristic which she shares with an olive is a certain piquancy which adds rather' than detracts. FRANK BEAR. He bears his honors upon his brows, But does not browse upon his honors. Frank is as frank as Frank can be. He is also known for his athletic ability. Recently he has been taking lessons in pencil gymnastics fcarbooningj. Track 125, f3j, f4J, C553 Football 131, f4J: Volcano C5J. l922e The Volcano DALE Losnv. Speech is power, I never waste it. Dale is a quiet fell-ow who thinks much, and talks little. If we had more people like him, the world would be a better place to live in. AGNES BRYSON. A girl 'she seemed of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrowsf' Serene and dignified, Agnes has endeared herself to her class and teachers. Through her unfailing application to duty, she was able to finish in January, much to our regret to lose her pleasant companion- ship. MARGARET BRYSON. There is no greater delight than to be conscious of sincerity. Margaret is one of the mainstays of our class for she is truly la girl to be relied upon. She has made a place for clterself among the s-tvfleuts and teachers. 5 A Aga wk , T'-1 l - l. FRANCES COOK. Exceedingly 'Wise is she. How very Wise she looks, d-oes sl1e not, as we -see her viewing life from behind her shell-rimmed spectacles? But do you not also see the twinkle of humor in her eyes? Altho-ugh she is a recent addition to our class, she has become one of us in every sense of the word. 9 2 2 Nineteen The Volcano Twenty I 9 2 JESSE COLLIER. Here in splendor like a star, Shine-s the name of Jesse Collier. Football 123, 133, 1435 Mgr. 1435 T1'2fCk, 123, 133, 1433 Coach Cross Country 1339 Glee Club 1235 Volcano Junior Issue 1332 Business Manager Senior Annual 1435 Speaking Contest 133. He overiiows with energy, and his record tells the rest. A LAURA KINNE. The mildest manners and the gentlest heart. Dignity far surpassing her years is Laurais ,most distinguishing cliaracteristic. EX- cellence in scholarship has endeared her to her teachers, and though she lacks all the disagreeable features of a shark , we admit her to be one of 1922's most shining lights. , HELEN SMITH. The little sweet doth kill much bitter- ness. Helen has 'achieved much success in her High School career. She is an accomp- lished speaker and a good factor. She is admired by everyone in 'the school. Speaking Contest 1433 Class Vice-Presi- dent 143. LOUISE HURNE. A dancing shape, an image gay. Louise is always :ha.pDY and smiling. There is never any gloom when she is around. Seldom any silence either, for 'she is quite a talker. 2 The Volcano CLAIRE CLEVELAND. I am the very pink of courtesy. Such is the opinion of the patrons of the Hornell Drug Company when this pink- cheelked youth comes forward to fulfill their Wants. Obliging and charmingly man- nered, he has made for 'himself scores of friends. MARY KING. Thou pendelum betwix-t a smile and tear, Mary is merry as a fairy, except when she is occupied in studying her lessons, then he wears a solemn look. She has lived in I-Iornell for several years, but we are afraid 'that she has left her heart in Bath, where she used to live. M 'XRION MCGOVERN. 61,111 a strange contnadiction, I'n1 tart and I'ni sweet. Marion performs with skill on the violin. She is also a good student of French. The following has been said before, but it Iits so Well, that we say it again: Be- sides having niany interests, she is in.- lteresting to many. DONALD KELLEY, , Slide, Kelley, slide! Don has quite a repntiation as a pitcher. He is eflicient in both football and base- ball. A good -spor-tsinan and athlete, who shines on the field of action. Football 123, 133, 143, Baseball 113, 123, 133, 1433 Captain 133. 1922 Twenty one Twenty-two . . The Volcano LAYVREN CE CALLAGHAN. Learn to be witty and wise. Lawrence is witty, but wesare not so sure about the wise. Baseb-all 435, 4453 Basketball Second Team 435, 445g Class Football 415, 425, 435, 4453 Class Baseball 425. MERCEDES TIERNEY. Whatever one does, one should do with all one's might. And Mercedes does! Be it hiking with her teacher crush , or 'studying Burke, she puts her heart into her work. Her collection oif faculty snap-shots 'is rare in more than one sense of the word. A good pal, and all-round student she holds an invaluable position in the class of '22. ESTHER CLANCY. Life is one eternal smile. Conversation, both vocal and written, is Esther's great accomplishment. She is the champion note-writer of the sch-ool, an honor gained amid much competition. Happy and carefree, she. is a relieving ele- ment in our otherwise staid and serious class. CARL WELLVINGTON. His father shall rejoice in the success of his son. Carl is what we would call a professional kidder without pay. He might get a job on the stage somewhere and be paid for kidding someone. We cl-:Jn't appreciate it here because we don't pay for it. 1922 The Volcano FRANIQ FORD. Youth and pleasure meet. He is one of the contemporaries of Ray- mond Geary's clown society. They should he able to make a, fortune in a circus company. Frank is also a good student, which makes the excellent combination ot knowledge and Wit. , CHARLES MCCORMICK. Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. VVe do not know whether Charles is any relation to the inventor ot the reaping maohine or not. He is a steady, indus- trious student and we wish him the best. RAYMOND GEARY. The devil has his elect. If our class were to vote for its hand- 'somes-t member, Raymond would stand an excellent ch-ance of winning lirst place. His uinfailing courtesy, the nonchalant ease Wi-th which he wears l1is clothes, his winning smile, etc., etc., give him prestige among us less favored ones. And more than all this, he is an excellent student. 'l HOMA S AHEARN. Better late than never. Tom, whose shining virture is not punc- tuality, thas, of late, acquired a style and manner Worthy of a model of the House of -Kuppenheimer. His cowlick has been smoothed until his hair has assumed the l-ustre of a movie s.tar's and, all in all, he has beoovme the Beau Brummel of the class. 9 2 2 Twenty-three The Volcano Twenty-four I 9 KENNETH COSGROVE. All nature Wears one everlasting grin. There are times when Kenneth's collo- quial tendencies make him the bane of his teachers' days. There are some who can- not appreciate this quality, but for, en- durance -and speed, vocal powers are unique. ALICE TERRY. And panting time tolls after her in vain. Alice has such quantities of pep that some of us more procrastinating individ- uals Wonder how she can do so much in so short time. Life to her is a round of pleasant duties and her happy, willing dis- position has endeared her to us all. DILLISTINE VAN CAMPEN. She was a phantom of delight When first she .gleamecl upon our sight. Dilly has the happy faculty of making every one around her comfortable and at ease. She counts her friends by the score because 'she is one of those rare mortals who 'thinks more of oUiers than of 11er- self. CLARENCE PIXLEY. Hoonay! Fm educated. 1 That is the way Clarence feels about be- ing graduated from high school. Clarence is a good athlete fin class athleticsl. Second Basketball Team 1435 Class 'Foot- ball CZJ, 633, C453 Class Baseball LZJ, 137: Class Track CZJ, 435, 643. ' 22 The Volcano CHARLES HOLDEN. He does the best his circumstance al- lows. We hear -that Charley is a proficient florist, at which occupation he spends most of his time. Vwhen he does come to scho-ol once in a while, he makes an en- -tirely likable showing. , LESTER COLLINS. Raising present mirth, makes glad his future years. XW1en Lester is around, 'there is no mirth left unnaised and .everybody holds their sides with Laughter, until they get tired and laiugh no more. ISABEL TODD. L My mind to me a kingdom isf' Arriving each morning -on .the 7:50 car with a pile of -books of startling size, she is ready lfor a day of purposeful work. A few more of Isabelis type might give to our 'class an intellectual balance whi-ch We fear sometimes is lacking. MILDRED SCHMIDT. U Faithful as the needle to the pole. Mildred is faithful in her studies, being a student of :the highest rank. We hope to see her a succesful stenographer as she ,pursues her course. 9 2 2 Twenty me The Volcano Twenty-six I 9 ORVILLE J . WHITAKE-R. Content 'to know and be unknown. Orville goes about among the rest of us, studying and working, and does it well, but somehow he is never conspicuous. Some of .us might sit in his chair some day, for he Wants to be a dentist. GERALD RICHARDS. ' Wlhen duty whispers low, thou must, The youlhh replies, 'I can. Gerald has been obscure latelyywe have missed him in school for some time. AGNES DEWEY. The fringed lids of -hazel eyes with soft brown tresses over-blown. Agnes is such an exclusive individual that none of us have had the honor of know- ing her very well. Lt is not that she is diiiicult to know, lhowever, for she is al- ways smiling and gracious, but she is in- clined -to devote her time and interest to one friend rather than to many. RICHARD MOORE. His pen is striking, resistless a-nd grand. Richard is va good writer and soholar. I-Ie deserves a great deal of cred-it for com- Dleting his high school oo-urse in two years. Volcano Staff Annual C2Jg Speaking Con- test 123- 22 PAUL BURT. Employment gives health, sobriety and morals. Perhaps this accounts fofr so many good qualities in Paul. He is always busy, and if it be true that Labor is the law Nof happiness, we shall all have occasion to congratulate Paul, not only on his suc- cess in life, but upon the pleasure he finds in it, fo-r to him that lives Well, every form of life is good. EVELYN COLLINS. Her eyes have all the seeming of an angel that is dreaming. Pretty and graceful and never on time, Evelyn has gone through her four years of High School work, acquiring her regents credit with no visible effort, and making friends and excuses for tarcliness with equlal facility. , Orchestra 145. ' JULIA MCCORMICK. She is armed without, that is innocent Within. Julia is a quiet, unobtrus.ive student. She is true 'to -all her friends. .a,-. c wif' -, ,1.'1:,5,,fi 1 .1 ' I' , Y, f-vw - mf'-ti . 1 , aid ANNA STEWART. -,F Thy modesty is a candle to thy merit. Her .steady brown eyes and stately de- meanor mark her as one apart from the more frivolous element of our class, and her constancy and devotion to duty have Won tor her the respect and admiration of her associates. 9 2 2 Twenty-sey en Twenty-eight The Volcano JOHN THOMPSON. He walkeltzh straight in hiis path, And never looketh to right or left. We hope to .see John walk as straight in his path of lifte, as he does in his path to schoolg and the will surely achieve suc- cess, in the noblest sense of the word. EDWIN E. ZIEGLER. ' True to a vision, steadiast to a dream. He visualizes all his tasks, and then works steadfast towards his goal. - Lest Edwin should give us .too modest a portrayal of his abilities, the pen of an- other vwrites that the editor-in-chief of this Senior Annual is la credit to his class, and judging from his past achievements, we expeot him to prove -that the pen is mighvtier than the sword. Volc-ano C335 Business Manager, Month- ly f4Jg Ed.itor-in-Chief, Annual C455 Speak- ing Contest 015. RUTH HOVER. Her cheeks are like roses dipped in ,morning dew. A But Ruth is noted for other things be- sides her glowing complexion! She is 'a star in home-making class, and her muf- fins and salads are prize-winners. She and Gladys are inseparable companions, and Gladys' operatic triumphs will be Ruth's greatest pleasures. ' MARGARET REAGAN. Diligence is the mother Of good fortunef' As we know the cultivating and the con- stant exerting of diligence will accomplish 'almost anything, we may build great hopes on M-argaret to make a record for the class. Though she is rather silent, should she give advise, we feel sure she would say, Be diliigentf' 1922 The Volcano MARION RECKTENWALD. She is a Winsome, wee thfingf' Marion looks like a small girl from the kindergarten, rather ithlan a grave old senior, with :her bobbed hair -and curly lashes, and sfhy little smile. While not really the class baby, she has taken that place in our affections. . STEWART DOANE. He grasps the skirts of .happy chance, and breasts the blows of circumstance. Stewart is one of -the elders -of our class. But he is as different from a church elder as day is from night. He helps to keep things lively in I-Io-rnell High. Football CSD, 143, Track 135, 4455 Manager C45- GLADYS FORD. Her tresses are sleek and black like ebony. V Sometlpving about Gladys makes one think of Madame Butterfly and cherry-blossom time in old Nippon. It may be her slow, infrequent smile, her intricate and url- varying styles of coiffure, or her -clever Way of carrying on undetected conversa- tions with an' innocent and impa-ssive countenance. . SOPHRONIA SIMS. A A good face is a recommendation. And agood heart-a letter of credit. Just a few short .yeans have changed Sophronila from a plump little Freshman, with a mlop of curly hair, bo a slender, sedate Senior, .all ready for college. Oc- casionally, however, she can forget her dignity and show us that she is not en- tirely grown up. 1922 5 Twenty nine Thirty The Volcano GUINEVERE WILGOX. Laughing her time away wri-th playful scorn. ' Gwinn has made but few. friends in her class, but tho-se who do know her, like her very well, She is a true friend and her friends are true. RAYMOND TOLAN. J May your shadow never grow less. Raymond is one of the small members of our class, small in stature, but not other- wise. FRANCIS MAHER. You can':t fool all the teachers all the time. The signiication of the name Francis is free. The only thing free afboult him is his advice. He can advise you about most anything, if you wake him up, forhe sleeps most 'of the time. LORETTA SCHEYER. Above all vice, she sltoops not to be proud. Loretta is noted as ,a s'tenog g at present .she has la, position at Boy Scout Head- quarters. She likes the Scouts to call at the oiiice. 1922 The Volcano ETHEL OSBORN. Modest and shy as a. nun is she. From the remote pastures of North Hornell Ethel came to delight the hearts of her teachers with her industry and her sweet divsp-osition. She has never been tardy, never unprepared, and never annoyed. Beat rthalt record, if you can. ' A i As long as one is not two So long must We think as We do, And ever it must seem to me It can not, it can not be- Hornell High- ' That we are leaving thee. I 9 2 2 Thirty-one The Volcano UNDER THE RED AND BLUE fTune: Under the Stars and Stnipesb Here in Hornell did our farther of old, Under the red and blue, Blazen the name that We now must up-hold, Under the red and blue. We will excel all their fame of the p.astg And for Hornell we will ight to :the last. Fight for her! Fight for her! Come let us fight, Fight for fthe red and nblue. Chorus Under the red and bl-ue! Under the red and blue! Fight for her! Fight for her! Come let us iight, Fight for the red and blue! Fight for her! Fight for her! Come let us Hght, Fight for the red and blue! We on whose shoulders the fame of her stands, Under the red and blue, We will accept and obey her co.mma,nrls, Under the red and blue. Ever for Hornell, we sing loud her praise, Fight for the hon-or and fame of her days. Fight for her! Fight for her! Come let us fight, Fight for the red and blue. Chorus E. E. Z 22 Eligelw., M' F MW I 9 2 2 ji The Volcano Character Versus Performance The Gods engaged in iierce dispute Concerning wiho could farthest shoot. Apollo rose, skilled in the art, And tar to westward shot his dart. So far it new that none could tell, Maugre their sharp sight, where it fell. Up .stepped old Zeus with bow by side, Cleared the wihole distance lat a -stride And said, Where shall I shoot? for see- Thene's no more space now left to me. The judges were but short time lout: Their verdict soon resolved all doubt, And lo, they judged the prize to fall To him who drew no bow at all. C. C. Z. Our Scientific Gaze Juno, Jove and all tlh-e rest, Gods and godlings venerated, Dwellers on Olympus' crest, Now have quite degenerated, Now no more itheir forms colossal Towering high the stars do jostle. 'Neath our scientific gaze Wanes and dwindles their excess, Still decreasing, less and less, Leaving but a little haze. But their names, if not their powers, Still adhere to stars and flowers, And one flower, -the Heur-de-lis, Seems more beautiful to une- Brighter shines the floral Hame With the rainbow goddess' name. C. C. Z. i I 9 2 2 Thirtv-three -lU0J'54-Tl'-l.Il I ko N lx: SENIOR CLASS HORO SCOPE NAME Commonly Called W here Found Likss Hates Chief Occupation Admired for Wants to Be Probably Will Be Gladys Ackerman-.- Thomas Ahern ...... Iola Angood ......... Alexander Argenti .... James Austin ....... Benjamin Bear ...... Frank Bear .... ..... Dorothy Bronson .... Agnes Bryson ...,... Margaret Bryson ...... Paul Burt ............ Lawrence Callaghan-- Esther Clancy .--..-. Edward Clark .--.--. Clair Cleveland -.-.-- Jesse Collier .-------. Evelyn Collins .....-- Lester Collins -.-.--- Francis Cook ...-.-- - Henry Copeland ----- Kenneth Cosgrove-- Agnes Dewey ---..-.-- Stewart Doane -.--...- Kathryn Erwin -.----. Hazel Fairbanks .--... Merle Fairbanks .----- Virginia Flint --------- Francis Ford -.-------. Gladys Ford --,, . ,--.- - Raymond Geary -...--- Thelma Glady .-----.-- Margaret Glynn ...---- Helen Grace ...--.--.-. Helen Harris -------... Charles Holden ....- -- William Hollands -----. Ruth Hover -..----.-.. Beulah Howard -.---.. Gerald Keenan .------- Olive Kelleher -....---- Donald Kelley .---.---. Mary King ---.------.- Laura Kinne ---.--... . Hobart LaGrange -.-.. Dale Losey -.-.-...--.. Ruth Lusk -.-...----.. Marion MacGovern ---- Fassett Maher -.....--- Francis Maher .-.----. Beatrice ahone M YL .... Maybelle Manley ...... Brownson Martin -----. Louise McAndrews .--- Gladys -.... Tom ..-----. - lola- .----- - - Allie .-.--... Squire ---... The Shiek-- Woof Woof I Uody ....... Agnes .--.. Margaret--- Burtie --.-- . Cal ---, -----. Clancy .--... Eddie -.-- - Cleve -..--. - .T ess ---. --- Ev ...----.-. Let ----..-- - Cookee ---.. Cope ..-.... Cozzie. ---- Agnes ..-... Pigeon Foot Kate -...... Txny -...-. -- Murvul -.-. . - Ginnie ..----- lFordie ------. Bobbie .--.. Gearicks .-.. Glad ----.-.-. IMarg ......-- Gracie --.. -- Helen ----..- Jay ---.. --- Bill ..------.- Ruth -------. Billy. ----- .-- Father --- -- Pd Kelley .--- -- Don -.---.-.- Mary --..-.-- Laura ---...- Prattsburg -- Dale -.------- Ruth -..-.--- Mac --.. --- Maher- ---- -- Frannie ----- Beat ---.---.- Mae --------- Bronse ------ Mac --------- John McCarthy ......- Mac -------.- Charles McCormick--- Julia McCormick ------ Mary McIntyre -------. Robert McNellis ------- Reaper ------ Juliette ---- - ary Mrs. Santce's ------ Most any place ---- Home ------,------- Loder Street --..-- Cook's ---------- -- Liberty Store ------ Y. M. C. A -------- Home -- .--- ------- With Margaret ---- With Agnes ..----. Room 4 ------------ Meat Market ...--- At School ---------- ith Viola -------- ith Leo ---------. On the corner ----- At the piano ------. Ramaker's -- ---. -- Anywhere .--.----- weilsvine ......-.. With Allie --------- Townsend's ---- Platt Street 1691 -- Flannery's ---. ---- Charlie White's.-- Hornell Drug Co -- Woo1worth's ------ Gym ------.-------- ,Arkport C75 -------- With Fordie ------- North Hornell -.--- Riverside ---- ----- Atlantic fruit store With Marion C ---- Wettlin's ----.-.--- Cook's --.---------. Home -------------- With Gracie .------ Bean's .---------.-- State Street ------- Room 4 .----------- Garett ---.-- ------ French Class --.-- Studying -------- .- Anywhere ---- .--- Copeland's ---- ---- All over -.--------- With Wamba---L-- Sortin Nails g ------ With George- ----- Elmria ---------- -- With Gerry -.------ Gym ---- .--- -..... Tinkering --------- On the balcony ---- Ome .............. IM -------- IS1ng1ng ------ ---..- Bobby .- ----- Investigating ---- .- Music .--- --- Latin -.-.. - -- Work .--- --- Garlic ---- --- Pool -..... --- Pool -------- - -- To hike ------- - -- To be good ---, ---- Margaret ----- --- Agnes -------- --- To shirk .----- --- Tennis ------ - To talk ---.- --- Petting ----- --- Likker- --.-- --- To run ------ --. To play .----.. --. Baseball .--- ------ Everybody .----- Margaret -.----- To sing ----- .---. Francis -.--- ----- lM Ruth --------- --- To dance ------.- Basketball .----- His Mother -------- lAlfred 175 ....--- Everything -----.-- D uke ------ - -- - -- Himself ---- --- To walk ---- - - - Water .----- -- - Beulah --..-------- Erie School ------ His pipe -------.. lssie -------- ---- Peace and quiet - Everyone ---.- -- To draw ----------- Shampooing ---- Baseball -----. .- Bath ---------- -- Everyone ---- --- Miss McLoughlin- - Books ---- ..--..- To be tall -.-- --- Sewing ----- --- To argue ----- - J ack -------- - Hardware ----- - -- Him --- . .... --- Margaret ---- - Fahey's ------ - Joh nso n -.--...---- Miss Zimmer ---- Romeos ------------ Phil --.------- --- f1'o be noisy ------ Men ----- Study --.-- Trou ble ------------ To Work .-.---- 'Mr. Austin-- To shave ---------- Girls -------- -- To be vulgar -----. The country ------- To dance ---------- A hair net --------- To dress up ------- - Impudence -.-- To be bothered Mr. Volstead ---.-. To be managed---. Practice ------- History ------ -- Nothing ----------- To be slim --------- Harm ony ..-- A belt CD -------.-- The dark ---.-- Small people-- To be bothered To be teased--- No one ----.--- Kidding ------- To talk CD ----- Nothing ------- Fish .-...----- Wise Cracks CD Garlic --------- To walk --.--.- Red Hair ------ Rowdies .--------.. The English ------- Church ------ -Q ----- Paul --------------- Caution ---. ------- To be stylish ------- No one ------.- English ,----- - Women ---.------- To be small -------- Kidding ---.------- To be contradicted Himself ----------- V Soft stuff -----.--- To iiirt ------ I-laziness ..-- - Nothing ----- No one ------ T rk o wo ---.------- To be bored .------- Petting ------------ To be quiet -------. en ffl ---.-------, Singing ----------.---- Doing nothing .-------- Helping others --.----. Harmonizing - ------- -- Driving his car ----.-.. Shooting Bull ---- - Scouting .----- ----,,,, Writing to Dale ---. Doing nothing -------- Talking ------ .--- - -- Sleeping ---------,--,,, Playing pool-- ----- --- Talking ----.------ ---- Delivering Specials - Hootch Hunting ------- Kidding --------------- Playing Chop Sticks-- Telling stories --------- Being agreeable ----.-- Smlling ---------------- Singing ------- -------- Looking for one ------- Being nice---, ---. ---- Talking about Ray ---- Stretching ----.------- Crotchetting ---------- Talking about Archie - Teasing Fitzie ----.- Doing nothing --------- Kidding Butch ----- Rect'g for Miss Zimmer Dreaming ------------- --- Iglakmg them ------- --- aying it with flowers- Driving the truck --.-- Catching rats at store. Snoozing ---.------.--- Doing Nothing --.----. Studying ---------. ---- Marveling ------ ------ Throwing the bull -.-- Gawping around --.--- Studying ---- ---------- Translating ----------- Poking around -------- Studying .----- -------- Weighing beans ----.-- Slinging a. line ----.---- Talking --.- .---- .--- - - Looking around ------- Doing nothing- .. , --.- Womanly ways ---. .--- Sleeping ---- . -------.-- Grinning .------------- Peddling the Tribune- Looking dignified -.--- Warbling -------------- Cracking wise ----.---- Voice ---- Looks ----- Patience ---.. Teeth -.---- Car .--. ------ Whiskers ------ Good nature -.--- Simplicity ---- - Ability -------- Her grace .--.- Crop of hair ---- ' Curley hair ------ Spunk --------- Dancing ---- Form .----- Hair ------ -- Nothing ---- Humor -- ----- Wavy hair ----- Dimples ----- Voice CD ---- Looks -----.- Smile ---------- Statliness ----- Size --------- Niceness ---- Walk CD --.----- --,,,- Nice way -.----- , ------ Neatness ------- ,-,-,,, The bread he makes-.- Her recitations ----.--- Quietness -----,-.--,-- The fruit she sells ----- The way she does it.-- Helght -----.--------.- His stylishness -.----- - Her vamping Ways - Looks ----.---- . ----.-- Grin -------- ---------- Her hair ---- ll-Iis smile ------ Her fellows ----- Her hair ------- Looks ------- His wit -------- Her grit ----.--- -.-- Her swiftness -..----- . His English ----- ---- Ambition ---.-. Her Hair ------ Her style -------- ----. Hair cuts -------------- Vamping ways -------- Disposition ----.- ------ His gait--- , ---- ----- Her style----- Her voice ----- His smile, ---- Opera singer, -------- ,. Probably will be Mechanic -----------,,- School Teacher ------- Bootlegger ------ - ---- Maniac Sunday School Teacher - Missionary Pool shark -.----------, A ' 'Squil-e A Rudolph Valentino-- Scoutmaster ----------. Sanday School Teacher Good looking -------.-- Oratoress ..---- ------,- Barber --------- --,., Meat Man ---- ----- Lady ---,--- ----- Petted -- -,-.- ----- A dancer ----.--------. A runner --------,,---- Actress- ...--.------ -- 2d Booker Washingtonl Business Woman ------ Grocer --.-------------- Dentist ----------, -,--, School Teacher ---- ' Liked -----.-----------, Her brother's keeper-- Big ..-- ---.---..--..-- Lion with the ladies--- Owner 5 and 10c store- Boss -------- ---, -,,,,, Mrs. W. Ried -------- . A baker ----.--- --- Smart ----.--- --- Good -.--.-- . -. - --- A saleslady ----- --- Florist -------- --- Tall ----------- --- 2d Tilden ----..- --- Bemarkable ---- ---- Sweet --.------- ---- A Priest ----.----- --- Society Belle ---- ---- Scott Perry ---. ---- vamp --------- ---- n love -----.-- --.. Funny .--------- ---. Noticed ------- --- ---- 2d F. Carroll ----- .--- Wonderful ----- ---- A statesman ...- ---. 'Regular Guy .--------- Mary Pickford -.------ Let alone -------------- A bareback rider ------ In love -------.--------- A toe dancer ---- .--. An editor ----.- -.-- A vamp -.--.-. -- ---- Pd Alma Gluck ........ A good yegg ----- ---- A Fatty Arbuckle Army oflicer Chorus Girl Witch Hair dresser Farmer A good one Dish washer A house pet A dope A cash boy Chambermaid v Window cleaner ' Housemaid Probably will be Vetrinary Librarian Liked Probably will be Bigger Lamb Clerk Bossed Mrs. C. Wellington - A bean crusher Dizzy Bad . Cashier Probably will be Taller Court roller insignificant Like ice Contractor Fire bell A Fireman A bean crusher' S. O. L. Coroner Neglected There's a chance Impossible A 2d Noah Grey A yeas: Lena Genstler Probalby will be Hash sllnger Out of Luck Stable boy Printer's devil Scrub woman In Bobb Ott's Garbage man OUDOIOA 1 E Cb ix NO N lx: 9A'J'54-l!Ll.I. H O R O S C O P E-Continued Mary Milne .......... Richard Moore ...... Frank Nield ......... LaVerne Newton,-- Howard Pebbles ..... Clarence Pixle y ...... . Marion Rechtenwald-. Margaret Regan ....... Gerald Richards ..... Gertrude Roberts ..... Marie Robinson ....... Loretta Scheyer ..... Mildred Schmidt ..... . DeWitt Shafer ........ Gertrude Sims ......... Sophronia Sims ........ Helen Smith ........... Anna Stewart ......... Charles Stoddard ...... Randolph Taylor ...... John Thompson ..... Mercedes Tierney ..... Isabelle Todd .......... Marion Townsend ..... Esther Travis . ........ Eliza Tyler ............ Carl Wellington ....... Orville Whittaker ..... Gunivere Wilcox- -- Francis P. Williamsiii Edwin Ziegler ......... Mary ...,.... Dick ......... Lizz ......... Newtie ...... Pebbie ....... Pickles ...... Reckie ....... Marg-- ,,,. -- Gerry ..,.... Gert- ..... --- Marie ........ Dorr ....,.... Dutch ..... Mose ........ ,Gert ........ Sis ........ .- Carmencita- - Anne .,.... . Rosie .... --- Coon ........ Jawn .... - - - Cedes ...,.,.. Toddie ....... Dutch ....... Ess ...,.. --- Eliza ........ Dook ........ H2 S04 .... Gwin .... .... T. P ...... --- Eddie ........ Any place ....... Loaning ......... Robbins' playing-- Merriman's ...... A. and P ..... .-- Gunning ...... -- With Fitz ...... .. H. H, S ..... ..... All over ........... On the hill ...... With Gerald, ...... With Cedes ...... At School ......... Sorting spuds ..... With Frank ....... With Bobby ....... A. J. Deer's ....... Style Show ........ Burdettts .......... Arkport ........... Tuttle's ........... White's ........ --- Church Street ..... Waldorf's ....... I-Iackett's ......... Crossing the ice--- With Fordie ..... Chemistry Lab .... School ........ ..... Pryor's- .... ...... - Library ............ School ..... Books --- Poker .... Alice .... Ana ......... To talk ........ Homemaking - Nothing ....... Neatness .... Alfred ......... Her famiiy .... Basketball ..... Books ......... The Farm ..... Being engaged .... Everyone ...... Carmen ..... . - To study .... Gert ........ Publicity .... To work ....... Ice Cream ......... Farming .... Cha ............ Talk - -.. - .... . . To drive out- . .... - Her ............. -- Chemistry ...... -- Granie ...... To argue .... Chemistry ...... -- Noise ..... Girls---- Work .... ..-- Llzer ........,. Vile things ........ To be bossed ...... Men .....,. ........ Nothing ...... School .... Mush .... - Work ...... Boys ......... Lazmess .... ...... Flappers .......... Kid Curlers .....,. No one ............ Mr. Driscoll ....... Boys ...... --- No one ....... To move ...... Women ..... Nothing .... To get up ..... No one ......, ----- To work .... ...... . the atmosphere .... To dress up ........ Miss Sommers .... The fellows ........ The Girls.. ........ - Loafing ............ Studying ..... , .,.,,,, - Grinding away ........ Betting ...,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sleeping ......,, ,,., Dressing up ..... .... Whistling ............. Doing nothing-A ---- -- Doing nothing -----. --. Working - ----. .------ - Looking for a man .--- Smiling .--. . -------.. -. Gawping -------- ------ Studying ---.--. .-----, Moseying around .--..- Writing notes to Rosi Helping others .-.-.-- Dancing .--- --..----. Flirting ---- ----- - - - Flirting -.--- -- - Loafing -------- -, - Going up -------- -- - Making sodas --.-.---- Sleeping -----.--- --- S Working ---. -- ---- Talklng --V-- --- --- Studying -.---------,- Raisin 'ell ------------ Sleeping on the stairs: Gabbmg ---------- --- Chewing the rag ----- Getting French ----- --- Her ambition--- . ---- His hair --------- ---- His luck ------------- Good looks ------------ The car he drives ..--- Freckles -------------- Size .-.---------- --- Complexion --- --- His face ----- -.- Earrings ---- --- Ambition ------------- Swiftness ------------ Recitations ---------.- Cloth-topped shoes--- Looks -------- ------, - Generosity -..---.----- Size ----- - ----- , ---- -- A teacher ------------- A Widrow Wilson A millionaire ---- - A musician .---.-- A band man ------ Basketball playerri- Famous ---- ------ A teacher ----.--- A singer -.-.-.-. Loved ------------ With a fellow -..- An athlete ------ A teacher ---. A slicker ----. Married .-.----. A friend .--.--- --- - Miss Di Hardi ..-- HSI' talent ............. A movie star ----- ---- , The notes he writes--- Speed .--.------------- His form -------------- Her srnile -.---- ---- A Barney Oldfield ----- Let alone -------- ------ A banker -------------- Popular ---. Her voice .-.-.-.-- -.-. A warbler---- ----- Her disposition -------- ,Her line ---------- --- Her backbone --------- His looks -------------- Married -------- ----- A graduate ------ .---. A Theda Barre -------. Noticed ---------------- HIS Speed .... ...... - -- Like Mr, Tuttle -- The car she drives .-.- The company he picks His business ways ---. - A teacher ------------- A card shark ---------- . An editor ------- ----- Chambermaid Country school teaeher Shoe clerk A missionary A dish washer Domino artist A Sysinster A lady barber A Conductor Left With herself Scrub lady Dish slinger A bootblack Probably Will be No doubt Miss Laine A vamp Photographer, Pol.Gaz. Probably will be A janitor A cow girl A lady fireman Waitress at Bluebird Some day A Mae Murray Forgotten Like Mr. Clark Cookoo A street cleaner A newsboy 7 ' 4,,,f,J4d,,-, .fgm -pf ina-a - -vase'-g f fmt o ff '.f'VtffA :gk 5 D310 A OU The Volcano I ,,,. . .x , I The Junior Class 1 9 2 2 OFFICERS PRESTON WHITE ................... ....... P resident MARION STEVENS --- ---Vice-Presidenl HELEN MYERS ..... ..... - -Secretary DONALD HALL . ..... .... .............. ...-.. T I' 9 HSUFGI' U CLASS HISTORY At this 'time of year it has .been .custonrary to relate gigantic tales concerning the doings -of :the respective classes. B-ut this year the class of '23 needs no veneer for its his-tory. When We entered this gre-at school of fame we were only a little above the aver- age as a Freshman class. As Sophomores we decide 'to reveal our talented abilities and in a cyclonlic Swirl We swept allbefore us in athletics, literature, music an-d social events. And at -the end of the fiscal .school year we made .monkeys out of the Regents Board, .surpassing even our teachers' fondest expectations. And then to clap the -climax came our Junior year. At- the beginning of the term when the football season .opened and volunteers were asked for, miany Juniors re- sponded immediately and m-ade good places on the varsity team, and also the class team. The same was accomplished in basketball, baseball and track. WVe had three members in the High School Orchestra and two in 'the to-ratorical contest. ' As for social events we have sho-wed ourselves to be easily pre-em-inent and no other classes have ever surpassed us. At the beginning of the social season we held our Annual Dance for the football .men, which the whole school attended. and oh! how we did dance to the inspiring and lilting -tunes fiunished by Pres White's Novelty Syncopaters. It sure was a great treat and we all' enjoyed it. And at our social gath- erings during the term we all had grand, glorious times. We h-ave greatly succeeded in the past and we still have another year remaining to show our splendid school spirit which we have carried with us these three years in S. And when the class of '23 graduates next year it will be without a doubt the biggest and finest class that ever left old Hornell High School. - Thirty six I 9 2 2 The Volcano THE SO PHOM ORE CLASS THE FRESHMAN CLASS I 9 2 2 Thirty-seven The Volcano If I N , lv I 'X if . - cf-LL i A 'I I .' vnuuuuummnnmmw PUBLISHED BY THE VOLCANO STAFF IN THE INTEREST OF THE STUDENTS GRADUATION NUMBER, 1922 THE STAFF ' EDWIN E. ZIEGLER, Editor-in-Chief ASSOCIATES RICHARD MOORE A RAYMOND LAKE VAUDINE BICKFORD GERALD KEENAN CHARLES STODDARD s FRANK BEAR BUSINESS STAFF JESSE COLLIER, Business Manager ASSISTANTS I BROWNSON MARTIN HERBERT HARRIS PAUL MILLER Th ty ght I 9 2 2 The Volcano -6- WIRE E D I T O R -6- LOOKING FORWARD In less than two years, we shall see an entirely new Hornell High School, with spacious corridors, and all the modern equipment that a good school should have. We expect that the Volcano Staff w1ill have an office of its own, where it can do its work and keep i-ts material in a safe place. We hope that the G. O., for Hornell High ought to have a General Organization by that time, will also have an ofllce of its own. Several clubs of different kinds would be of great benefit to the students. A radio club, a debating society, an art club and a science club are some of the possibilities. The scope of athletics should 'be hroadenedg a tennis team, a swimming team, a, rifle team, would beneii-t and interest many. A good slogan for a peppy high school like Hornell would be: Every-body out for something. But then we miust have a variety of activit-ies to interest everybody. Make way for the future! THE SPIRIT OF '22 The spirit in Hornell High was splend.id at it-he beginning of the year last tall, and during the football season. In fact the great success of the team can partly be at- tributed to the fine support given by the students. As :the year went on the line spirit seemed to grow less and less. W'e started out wi-th a glorious spirit and ended -the year quite fatigued. Many circumstances have caused this, especially the single session system, made necessary by the erection ofthe new High School. However, we should be mlasters off our circumstances and over- come them. That is, we should not let our school spirit die just because we have no assemblies and come to school a-t different times. Next year there will probably be a single sessdon for the Freshmen in the afternoon and for the other classes in the morning, the same as this term. We greatly fear for Hornell's spirit next year unless something is done 'to revive it. Burt considering our handicaps, we have made a fair success generally, and have outshined some of last year's achievements. ENTHUSIASM Nothing worth while was ever accomplished without enthusiasm. All you stu- den-ts know the tru-th of that statement. You can never do your best with any task unless you are enthusiastic about it. All you athletes know that the more enthus- iasm you have over a game the harder you iight for victory. It is the same with everything, your lesosns and all your tasks. Enthusiasm is also cartching g did you ever think of that? It spreads like fire if you give it a chance. It may have just as small a beginning, too. And here is another angle at which to look at lit. The more enthusiasm the students have over the Volcano, the better will be the book that the staff produces for you. The same principle holds true for athletics, oratory, dramatics, your assemblies, your scholastic standing as a school, and so ad intjinitunz. i 1 9 2 2 Tha, .l.. -. The Volcano FITHLETIT5 Athletic Association At -the beginning of this school year new officers were elected by the student body to take charge of the Athletic Association. They are: Q.. Frank Nield .............................. President Margaret Jeffery . . . .... Vice President Raymond Lake .............,.. Secretary-Treasurer The new association started this year with about thir-ty dollars and a few of last year's debts to be paid. 'llhie annual tag day netted the treasury about S200 which Went toward brand new football itogs and equipment. The 'football season came out about even, thanks to the support of the student-body and -towns-people, and also the good management. Before the basketball season opened a picture was put on at the Shattuck through the courtesy of Mr. Smith. This helped pay up the aforesaid debts. The basketball season proved selfasupporting up to the last few games. This was caused from lack of support, not pooir management. The minstrels brought in enough money to pay up the debts and carry through a successful -baseball and track season. We hope that by ,the end of the year, the Hornell High School A. A. will be on its feet again and have money enough in the treasury to start off a more successful and more prosperous year, next year, than Hornell High School has ever known. RAYMOND LAKE, Sleorelbary. TREASURER'S REPORT 1 X Receipts Balance from last year ,..... ..., S 31.06 Tag Day ................ .. 197.98 Football Season .... . . . . 340.86 Three Musketeers . . . , 110,85 Basketball Season' I . . ., 273,63 Miustrels ....... l, ,, 1348,25 Total ... . .,.. 1 ...... .... S 2302.63 ' A' Expenditures Bills, guarantees, equipment, etc., paid by Treasurer ........., E. .. .......,...... S 916.09 All Minstrel Expenses. .H ......... ... ... 588.71 Rental of Theatre .................... 300.00 A. A. Bills Paid from Minstrel Money .. 424.30 Total .................................. 32229.10 Total Balance .......................... SB 73.53 This report has been carefully checked, and all detailed accounts are on file with the Secretary-Treasurer. RAYMOND LAKE, Secretary-Treasurer. For ty I 9 2 2 The Volcano Letter Men, 1921-22 Frank Bear . .. Clair Bennett .. Fred Bennett ..... Donald Brasted .. Vaughn Buck ....... Leo Cady ......... Lawrence Callaghan William Class ....... Jesse Collier ....... Lester Collins .. Francis 'Conz ..... Henry Copeland Howard Dennison . . . Stewart Doane . .. Raymond Eagan Raymond Geary .... Charles Grantier Wilson Grover ..... Joseph Herr Necker .. William Hollands .. Lawrence Hovey Milton Howard Donald Kelly .... George Kraft .... Fassett Mahar .... Francis Mahar .... Bert Myers ....... Philip O'Connor ....... Marion Swackhammer Randolph Taylor ...... Howard Travis Richard Wachter Dale Wagner Girl Katherine Erwin Margaret Jones Loretta Scheyer Football Track Track Track Track Track . . . . Football, Basketball, Baseball, Baseball Baseball . . . . . . . . . Football Manager . . . . . . . . Football, Baseball . . . Football, Basketball, Track . . . . . . . Football, Basketball Football . Football, Track Manager Baseball . . . Basketball . . . Football . . . . Track . . . . . . Track . . . Basketball Football Track Football, Baseball . . . Football, Baseball, Basketball, Track Football . . . . Football . . . Baseball Football Football . .. Football, Basetlcball Football . . Football, Basketball, Base-ball Baseball F-ootball, Track Fred Wescott ...... ............................. 's Basketball H Hazel Fairbanks Frances Rust 1-Ivazel Wlhitely Helen Norton I 9 2 2 The Volcano Football, Season 1921 DIRECTORATE DENNISON ...............,...... .... . - COLLIER ........... .... - - - -, Captain Manager BECK AND FLEMMING ..... ..... ..... C o aches THE SQUAD i Hovey ..... ............... ....... G u ard Kelley ...... ..... L eft Half Grantier ...... .... F ullback Doane--. - -- ...,.. Tackle Buck .... ..... H alfback Collier .,,. - .... Guard Bear. ..... - H, ,End Copeland . ...... ---Center Dennison ...... --- -- ,,,,,End Swackhammer ..... .,,., .... - T ackle Wachter ......... .... Q uarterback Kraft .... ..... - . ................ Halfback SUBSTITUTES Conz, Wescott, O'Connor, Francis Maher, Fas- sett Maher, Collins, Travis, Taylor Forty-two I 2 2 The Volcano REVIEW OF FOOTBALL, 1921 We experienced the most spirited football year ever before known in Hornell High School. Two weeks before the opening of school members of the team reported at the field for practice and when Coaches Beck, Fleming and Johnson took charge after school opened, they found a Large squad eagerly Hghting for positions. A number of last yearis -team were hack in the line-up and everything bid fair for a gc-od year. On Friday, Septemlber 23, a tag day was held for the benefit of the team. This tag day net-ted us nearly 5'5200.00, which was applied on our niew uniforms. At -the outset of the season we lost one ot our star men, Willis Livingston, who left school because of the loss of his inather. At Bath we lost another player, Gran-tier, who was taken from the field with a broken leg. The rest of the games 'were cancelled because of this, but later ilt.w-as decided to play at Wellsville, Thanksgiving Day. Coming home that night the team had that Grand and Glorious Feeling. Was it worth the eifort? Well, I should say it was. Our stars seemed to ,shine out am-ong us like the milky way on la clear night. Individual plays happened frequent and often, but taking everything into consideration it was hearty cooperation and team-work that defeated our rivals and made us second to none of 'those we played. For the Iirst time in many years Hornell High put an undefeated football team on the field. The school has a just pride in the accomplishments of the 1921 football team and wish to extend their thanks to the coaches, for their work and to the towns- people, for their loyal support. GAM ES PLAYED DANSVILLE at H. H. S.-0 H. H. S.-27 In the opening game of the season Hornell ou.tclassed their visitors from Dansville, from start to finish. Touchdowns-Copeland 1, Dennison 1, Watcher 2. Griantier kicked the goals. WARSAW-Cancelled. CORNING F. A. at Corning-6 H. H. S.-6 This without a doubt was the hardest game of the season and ended in a tie. Touch- downs-Wachter 1. WELLSVILLE at H. H. S.-O H. H. S.-20 Alt -this struggle Hornell had the pleasure of trimming W. H. S. before a large crowd of rooiters from the village as well, as giving the home people a treat. Touch- downs-Kelly 1, Watcher 2. CORNING N. S. at H. H. S.-0 H. H. S.-37 'Corning was no match for us this year and received a thorough defeating at our hands. Touchdowns-Bear, Kelly, Dennison and Wachter. OLEAN at O. H. S.-0 H. H. S.-0 We played in a sea of mud against a 'heavy team, but managed to keep the game a tie regardless of all obstacles. DANSVILLE at D. H. S.-0 H. H. S.-0 Dan-sville played a hard game which held us to another no score tie. BATH at Bath-7 H. H. s.-7 Here the game ended in another tie, but not scoreless. Touchdowns-Wachter 1. SUSQUEHANNA-fcancelledj. WELLSVILLE at W. H. S.-0 H. H. S.-6 At the village we had the pleasure of beating W. H. S. on their own field. We outplayed them from the very beginning. Touchdowns-Wachter 1. TOTAL-Opponents-13 H. H. S.-103 JESSE COLLIER, Mgr. Football. I 9 2 2 Forty three The Volcano ,411 Varsity Basketball DIRECTORATE BUCK ................. .... . - ............ Captain KRAFT ,,,, .... M anager BECK --,.- ...... .............. ...... - - . ,--Coach THE VARCITY SQUAD Conz .... ...................... R ight Forward Kraft .... -- .... Left Forward Buck . ..... ........ C enter Hollands ..... .... R ight Guard Wachter ..... ................... L eft Guard SUBSTITUTES Copeland, Geary, Taylor, Ford, Howard - .. Forty-four I 9 2 2 Basketball, Season 1 92 1 -22 Hornell High School was represented by a very good team in basketball this year. Although they did not win the cup offered by Rensselaer Polytechnic for the winners of the championship in Steuben county, they iinished in third place. Hornell had a team that had played but one season 'together and that, coupled -wlith some new and inexperienced players, took quite a While to get under way. They lost five county games at the beginning of the season, but toofk a decided brace and won from then on. 1-lornell had a large and difficult schedule. Oat of 23 games played, they won 15 and lost 8. They ended the season in whirlwind fashion by winning eight out of the last ten games. With only the loss of Wacliter, a regular, and Geary and Ford, first string men, Hornell should put on the court next year a team which easily should capture the cup. Hornell had three 'men picked for the Hrst two .all-county teams. They were Buck, Kraft and Hollands. Bu-ck played a well balanced game at the pivot position -and out- jumped his man in every game. Hollands, the diminutive guard, played a ubrillialnt and flashy game. Watcher played his usual stalwant defensive game at the other guard position. Conz played a wonderful game at forward position. He was weak at making points .but made up for this deficiency by his brilliant floor work. Kraft, playing mana- ger, is a veteran of three years. He finished fourth in scoring for men in the county league. He played a wonderful offensive and defensive game. Copeland, Forrd, Geary. Tfayl-or and Howard made up t-he other half of the first string and each man played Wonderful basketball when called upon. GEORGE KRAFTQ , Manager. Summary of Games and Scores Corning N. S. .. 34 H. H. S. 11 W'ell.svil1e H. S. .. .. 12 H. H. S. 16 Bath .......,.... .. 21 H. H. S. 16 Alumni ........ .. 26 H. H. S. 30 Mansfield ........ .. 20 H. H. S. 22 Theta Delta Chi .. .. 21 H. H. S. 19 Hutchinson ...... .. 25 H. H. S. 29 Corning F. A. .... .. 25 H. H. S. 23 Hammondsport . . . . . 41 H. H. S. 30 Elmira ........ .. 60 H. H. S. 10 Corning N. S. .. 30 H. H. S. 16 Olean ....... .. 16 H. H. S. 30 Cohocton . . . . 10 H. H. S. 22 Addison .... .. 17 H. H. S. 26 Olean ....... .. 36 H. H. S. 30 Corning F. A. ..... . . 26 H. H. S. 43 Alfred Freshmen ..... 32 H. H. S. 33 Bath ............ . 9 H. H. S. 40 Hammondfsport . . 21 H. H. S. 36 Addison ....... .. 42 H. H. S. 21 Wellsville . . . . 32 H. H. S. 34 Owego ..... 24 H. H. S. 38 Owego ............... 17 H. H. S. 23 Total Opponents-597 H. H. S.-598 1922 ' Forty five The Volcano Fdrty-six Girls' Basketball, Season 1922 DIRECTORATE KATHRYN ERWIN.-., ............ .... A ---Captain HAZEL FAIRBANKS ---- - -.--- Manager WARD FLEMMING ----------- ------- ---. C o ach THE SQUAD Norton and Jones ---------,------ Rust .-.- .-.--. .-.- Fairbanks . .-.-..... - -Left Forward Right Forward -- . ----- Center Whitely and Erwin ..--- -- --- Left Guard Scheyer -------------- --W-,,--,---.----, I 9 ----Right Guard The Volcano REVIEW OF SEASON In basketball this year, Hornell High School was represented this seasofn by a very good girls' team. Under the coaching of Miss Sherwood and Ward Fleming the girls soon rounded into shape. The only team that beat Hornell in the county was Corning Northside. Each team won one game. This tied the -tw-o schools for .the county championship. It was de- cided that the tie-off would be played in Addison. The Hornell girls were handiwcapfped because of the inability of Margaret J ones to play. Most of fthe -girls were not in con- dition to play because of :the hard game they played in Wellsville the week before. They went to Ad-dison and were beaten by the Corning girls. Rust, J-ones and Fairbanks deserve great credit for their aggressive playing and scoring ability. Norton ia sub. forward, played ia very good game, and -by next year ought to do great -things. Scheyer, Whitely, and Erwin as guards, made an aggrega-W tion that was hard to get past. ' Next year the girls -are planning to capture the championshipq The gi-rls wish to thank 'Miss Sherwood and Ward Fleming for the great assist- ance they lhave given the girls' team. . ' HAZEL FAIRBANKSg Manager. GAMES PLAYED ' Corning Nort-hside ..... 30 H. H. S. 9 Warsaw ......... .. 16 H. H. S. 23 Haverlinlg -3 H. H. S. 29' Canisteo ....... 6 H. H. S. 26 Silver Springs 4 H. H. S. 31 Hammolndsport .... 7 HJ H. S. 16 Corning Northside 4 H. H. S. 6 Corning F. Academy 4 H. H. S. 8 Dansville .......... 14 H. H. S. 12 Corning F. Academy 9 H. H. S. 15 Haverlling ........... 6 H. H. S. 26 Haimmondsport 4 H. H. S. 30 Wehsville ...... .. 5 H. H. S. 3 Wars-aw ........... .. 18 H. I-I. S. 10 Corning Northside ..... 15 H. H. S. 5 Canisteo .............. 5 H. H. S. 6 Opponents .. 150 H. H. S.225 'H I 9 2 2 6 N---:Q-Qllfsllgi. The Volc no C Baseball, Season 1922 , g DIRECTORATE ' W'ACHTER ......... ...... C aptain BUCK .... .... ....... ..... M a n ager PERRY AND BECK--a .....,.... ..... . Coaches THE TEAM - -Kelly .... ....... Q .......... - --QPitcher Class ...... --..- .- Catcher , Wachter ..... ....... F irst Base Kraft .... - .- ------Second Base Callaghan .... - ...,. Third Base Wagner.. ..-- - - ..... Shortstop Buck --,, ..... Center4Field Eagan --..-Rig'ht Field Myei's -Q-.. .......... -QQQ.'---' .... LLeft Field SUBSTITUTES Copeland, Robert Kelly, Rohan, Collins Fortyieight I 9 2 2 ht .3 ' .X F uf . I . Qfgf' ,,yQ- ' M A 3 fri VFE5 X Q L32 KRAF 1 1 X 1 if 5, 1 44-O ' 3.1-f.. k .,.,,. xv '-Q 1.13, 4 8 A-bmw! 5, ,Jn Lg, , A vw ,' ,z . . ,. Q I N 5-',:Z:5:555:3ggg -Q A: y r - ,- , V- 1534- -1'-:L .. 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Violin Anthony Koskie .... - ---Cornet , Preston White ..... ..--Drums 9 2 2 'mmV i W imMQif2QQi,ne The Volcano 5 The Minstrels END MEN HOWARD RICHARDSON JAMES COQLINS DONALD SAXTON JESSE COLLIER VAUGHN BUCK HENRY CALLAGHAN ' END GIRLS . GERTRUDE S1Ms GLADYS LYMAN VAUDINE BICKFORD MARGARET JEFFREY HELEN MYERS DOROTHY NEWMAN Girls of the Chorus Madeline Bassett, Mary Bathrick, Elizabeth Berry, Alice Beard, Lucille Bill, Corene Brohm, Dorothy Bronson, Irene Brokaw, Viola Buck, Isabelle Burdette, Oletha Cannes, Mary Carpenter, Florence Congdon, Florence Davidson, Helen Powers, Helene Donovan, Dorothy Driscoll, Anna Ekstrand, Marion FitzGibbons, Virginia Flint, Lillian Frantz, Margaret Glynn, Harriett Halbert, Ruth Harvey, Dorothy Hedges, Lutitia Jolnes, Evelyn Keenan, Laura Kinne, Mildred Ki-sner, Gladys Rowe, Kathryn Kreason, Pauline Lanphere, Mary Malady, Beatrice Mahoney, Madeline Matthews, Mary Milne, Rena Mulligan, Helen Myers, Daphne Nonton, Dorothy Parks, Mildred Peck, Priscilla Perley, Fern Pettys, Helen Ward, Kathlene Reckftenwald, Marion Recktenwald, Sara Janette Reynolds, Gertrude Roberts, Marie Robinson, Elizabeth Roosa, Sophronia Sims, Doris Smith, Irma Smith, Cathrina Stewart, Helen Vlfachter, Hazel Whitely, Marion Vifhitford, Marion Wilcox, Blanche Witter, Dorothy Wright. Boys of the Chorus Richard Allen, Alexander Argenti, Joseph Barnett, Kenneth Burdett, Edward Car- roll, .Io-seph Cameron, Wilfred Conover, Fran-cis Conz, Henry Copeland, Kenneth Cos- grove, Stewart Doane, Gerald Edell, Cyril Erwin, Bernard Hart, Charles Holden, Donald Kelly, George Kraft, Gerald Keenan, Carter Magee, Bronson Martin, Frank Neild, Plhilip O'Connor, Gerald Richards, Joseph Shay, Ch-arles Stoddard, Norman Walbridge, Carl Wellington. - ' Fifty two I 9 2 The Volcano Third Annual Oratorieal Contest PARK CHURCH, MAY 2, 1922 PROGRAM Selection . . . I As the Moon Rose .... ..................., . Daphne Norton II Abraham Lincoln . . . ................ . . . . Edwin Ziegler High School Orchestra Pauline Phelps .. John T. Newman III A Patsy ..... , ..................... Kate Douglas Wiggin Kathryn Kreason ' IV Mark Anthony's Oration ....................... Charles Grantier Solo- The Nightingale and the Rose ....... Mary McIntyre V The Birthday of the Infanta .................... Helen Wilde Smith VI Spartacus to the Gladiators ................... Richard Moore VII The Star Spangled Banner .................... . Thelma Glady VIII Supposed Speech of John Adams .......... DeLos Ford Selection ................ l.......... ....... WINNERS DeLos Ford Charles Grantier .. Shakespeare R. H. Beck . . . Oscar Wilde Elijah Kellogg . Mary R. S. Andrews .. .... Daniel Webster High School Orchestra Daphne Norton Helen Smith Judges: Paul E. Titsworth, Alfred Universityg E. E. Baere, Canisteo High Schoolg H M Eaton, Alfred High School. 1922 The Volcano ,. jg ,f , 1 ll' .QW Q, .2 g - I carl ' ' ' JN, Ll Practical wirel-ess 'telegraphy is but only thirty years old. This is at first h-ard to reallize when we think of the many and different parts it plays in the world today, commercially in particular. Following the experiments of Hertz late in the eighties, Marc-oni discovered that a spark jumping between two needle points w-as reproduced at the same instant in a broken hoop, the sparks leaping .the broken ends. This is the first practical principle in wireless communication. Shortly afterward in 1900 the Iirst message was sent across the Atlantic. that time on scientists turned their attentions to -this new and interesting use of elecricity. Thurs rapid progress was made until Edwin H. Anmstrong, a graduate of Columbia University, began his experiments with th-e Fleming valve or vacuum tube, in 1912. By the use of this :tube and a special hook-up, he was able to considerably increase the loudness of the signals. His experi- ments whav-e resulted .in the Armstrong Regenerative Circuit, which is commonly used both commercially and by amateurs. Wiltli the coming of this new circuit the range and efficiency of wireless communication was greatly increased, together with the result of more stable operation. Since that ti-me radio has ceased to be a freak of nature to be wondered at, and expressions of wonderful and impossible showered upon it. Now i-t has taken its place with the inventions of the world, and is only different from them in that it offers such a large scope for development that there are scarecly any limitations, as yet, to its advancement. The rapid development of radio is due greatly ,to the interest. and whole-hearted work of experimenting by the amateur. I might estimate that in this ci.ty during the winter there were at least fifteen sets in operation that furnished radio concerts -to the family practically every night in the week. This 'is a very small number, ind-eed, for a city the size of Hornell when we consider that in Pittsburgh, wlhere there is a broadcasting station, on an average of every other residence is equipped with a receiving set. But that is one of the pur- poses of this article,-to try and show what the majority are missing. We must wake up and keep pace with the world. Radio is a new pacer, so 1et's have radio! The late development of the radio teleph-one has greatly simplified its use by the average person, as they do not have to mlaster the code. Two years ago there were but 40,000 ,sets in operation, the majority of those belonging to amateurs of some years' experienceg that is, not considering its commercial use. Today there are 240,000 in use, the great increase being in the homes off the average man. Of the vast variety of subjects broadcasted by radiophone, capable of being received by the ordinary re- ceiver are: weather reports, speeches by famous men and women, recitals by well known singers, grand opera from Chicago, orchestras and lband music from many dif- ferent stations, church services and lectures on everyday subjects of vital interest. Think of lhaving instruments in your own home and with these great opportunities at your finger tips at only a fraction of the coswt to hear them in the theater and with the same eas-e. And remember, these are not reproductions, as on the Victrola. They are -the originals! Many schools have radio clubs to arouse interest and furnish amusement. Broad- casted concerts and lectures are received and many times music loud enough for dances is furnished. Also there are special classes to teach the beginner the code and the important principles which they need. If you like the idea of a radio club, let us know about it. Once star-ted, we can do a Lot t-o help along the good times. Here's good luck to your attempts as a radio bug, It's a great life if your aerial dOl1,'t weaken! Q Flftyfour I 9 2 2' .QEALIQE EQB Kimovme ljg1.55V Fgom Doual-:Nuns og ERIQCAKES C B XX Qu! X .STQP Cock BuRNER 4 FAN FOR CfUCt N6 H A , . jaw! fmffflf ' ' ima: ,7M12jZzffMLQ,M ,fWf,WZf'f ,W,4N ,fffqffdff-4VkMfffW ffffffff1lLf iff' Qffawwwwmdgffz ' 1- The Volcano Hornell High School Faculty HARRISON S. DODGE, Superintendent Syracuse University ALBERT E. TUTTLE, Principal, Syracuse University M. JANE HARROWER, Vice Principal, Elmira College KATHERINE SMITH, English, Rochester University MARY C. GILLETTE, English, Rochester University RHETA SHERWOOD, Civics and English, Rochester University ELEANOR GREGG, English anal History, Rochester University FLORENCE CARROLL, English and Drarnatics, Elmira College lVlABEL ZIMMER, History, Syracuse University CHAR1 HALLETT, Latin, Elmira College FRANCIS M. ANDERSON, Latin, Syracuse University MARIE MCLAUGHLIN, French, St. Lawrence University SARAH FELT, Spanish, Syracuse University NELLIE M. CURRIE, Mathematics, New York University MABEL CHAFFEE, Mathematics, Syracuse University BERNICE BENNETT, Mathematics, Elmira College MELVIN A. DEITRICH, Mathematics and Science, Oberlin College BRITOMARTE SOMERS, Science, Middlebury College ZULIELA RICHARDSON, Science, Alfred University - HELEN 1. LYNN, Drawing, Pratt Institute Commercial Department CLARENCE W. CLARK, Head of Department Bookkeeping, Business Writing, Business Law, Rochester Bus. Institute AGNES GRAHAM, Shorthand, Typewriting, Bits. English, Hurst's Bus. College ALICE M. KLINE, Coin. Arithmetic, Corn. Geography, Michigan State Normal Fifty-six I 9 2 The Volcano GRADUATION Have you 'history on the brain? It's graduation. Are your night's a sleepless sbrain? It's graduation.. Wlien you hurry do you wheeze? Are you shaky at the knees? Are you getting hard to please? It's graduation. Have you specks before your eyes? It's graduation. Has your head increased in size? It's graduation. Are you restless When at home? Are you bald upon the dome? Did you ever write a ponie? It's graduation. Is your liver out of whack? It's graduation. H Haye you pimples on your back? It's graduation. Are you itchy anywhere? Have you dandruff in your hair? Have you any cash to spare? It's graduation. Does your Latin make you blue? It's graduation. Does mathematics haunt you, too? It's graduation. Do you long for one long rest? Would you like to be out west? Well, here s hoping :for the best. It's graduation. J.C I 2 2 Fxfty seven fTfze.'Volccirzo SONGS AND YELLS SONG OF CHEER Come and cheer, all ye loyal Hornell men, Come and give a rousing cheerg Join our lines, as We march along so fine, Wirtli hearts -that have no fear. Strong and true, 'neaththe Homnell Red and Blue, As We march in bold array. So everybody shout' and sing For this is. the Hxornell Day. ' Chorus. 1 CC1heerJ Fight for old Hornell, Hornell must win, Fight to the finish, never give in. All do your best, boys, vve'll do the rest, boys, Fight for old H. H. S. ' Rah-Rah-Rah! Cfbepeat chorusj. HORNELL WILL SHINE TONIGHT Hornell will shine tonight, Hornell will shine. Hornell will shine tonight, Hornell will shineg Hornell will shfine tonight, Hornell will shine. When the sun goes down, and the moon comes up, Hornell will shine. Oh, hand me down my bonnet, Oh, hand me down my shawl, Oh, hand me down my calico dress, Wliile I go to the calico ball. First she gave me honey and then She gave me cake, and then -Y She gave me ginger bread .for Kising her at the gate. . Chorus. As we go marching and the band begins to P-L-A-Y, you can hear the people shouting Hornell High is out to win -tonight. , , . THATS WHEREsfNIY MONEY GOES Thatts where my money goes' to dress my baby I buys her everything to keep her in style. She's Worth her Weight in' gold, niy Coal Black Baby! Say, boys, that's Where mymoney goes. YELLS , ,Rah-Bicca-Bah! Rah Bicca Bah, Bicca Bing Bang Bo! - Ris Skidda Aye There, Get there, Stray there, Rah Biccaa Bah, Bicca Bing Bang Bo! Hornell High School Are The Men. TEAM-TEAM-TEAM. Locomotive H-O-R-N-E-L-L. H-O-R-N-E-L-L. HORNELL. Hornell-Hornell-Hornell. TEAM-TEAM-TEAM. Yell of Victory Oatmeal-Corulmeal-Shredded Wlheait-Mlisli! fSlllJSt1tllt6S name of schoolj Dying! Everybody Hush! HU SH-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sli-sh! Fifty-eight I 9 2 ' - The Volcano SONGS AND YELLS-Continued Tune: Oh, Little Girl, You Know I Love You. Oh, dear old Hornell, you know we love you, And iwetre out to win today, Our wondrous flag will float ,aibiove you VVhile you're mixing in the fray. YVe'1l plow a lane right through old tOpponentJ Theytll have to give, They'll have to yield, boys, To the dear old red and blue. Tune: Brighten the Corner We wannt a 'tO'uxC11'dI'3'XV'H, hit -that line, Just a little touchdown, it'11 be darn fine, VVe will kill that hoo-doo, and we'll bury it tonight, We want a touchdown. Fight, iight, iight. Tune: Swanee Hornell, how We love her, how We love her, Our dear old High School. We'1'e going to iight, fight, Hght, Because we know that we are always in the right, CSubstitute the name of Opponent? W9,l'G goin' to beat 'em, goin' to beat 'em, We're going to teach them, And we will show them what Hornell can do, - And they'll beware the red and blue. Altogether, Breka, co-ax-, co-ax, co-axg Get together, Breka, co-ax, co-ax, co-ax. V Stick together, ROW, Rah, Ree, Rei, NOW! Hornell, Hornell, I-Iornell High Hornell High, Team. Team. Team. . WOW: You ha.ven't got the pep, He Rah, Tee Rah, Shee Rah, Boom You ha.ven't got the jazz, Hornell High School . You havenit got the team Give us room. , That Hornell High School has. The Boom-Whiz N Boom-Whistle-Boom-'Whistle-Boom-Wliistle Hornell-H-O-R-N-E-L-L-Hornell. Team, Team, Team. I 9 2 2 Fifty-nine v I The Volcano if Leue Nursery Rhymes Hickory, dickory, dock. all have to watch the clock. Up at six-thirty, To bed at eleven, Tha-t's the 1'ege1mt's way Of getting to heaven. Hickory, dickory, dock. VVe Little Sofph. Horner, Sat in the corner Eeating his geometry phi. He sure made a mess And looked up in distress - As Miss Bennett passed him by. Olh, Mr. Tuttle Come take a hand The freshies are in the park The sophs are in the stand. Wliere are the juniors? The bright little chaps, Watchiiig the seniors A-taking their naps. This little Freshie went to school, This little Freshie stayed home. This little Freshie had a lolly-pop, This little Freshie had none. This little Freshie said, Give me one. Yum-mlm-m-rn. How'll Ye Swap Mrs. Wellington: Our Carl has been swap- ping things again. Mr. W.: Born trader, that kid, isn't he? I suppose he traded some marbles for the next door kid's top? . Mrs. W.: Oh, no. He swapped your appen- dix for our neighbor's gall-stones. Miss Gregg: What kind of schools d-id they have in the Middle Ages? Ford: Knight schools. Sixty Biblical Baseball 1. In Genesis we hear much: In the begin- ning, Eve stole rirstg Adam stole second. 2. Cain made la base hit. 3. Abraham made a sacrifice. 4. Noah put the dove out on ua fly. 5. The prodigal son made a home-run. 6. David struck out Goliath. 7. We hear much -of the foul fly in Pharoal1's time. 8. We know Rebecca kept company with a pitcher. 9. Judas was a base-man. ' 10. We hear of the Egyptian short-stop at the Red Sea. 11. Ruth and Naomi also did good work in the fields. Ex. The First Train in Powtocket, Tenn. Standing in front of the station in a small southenn town, a small gro-up was gawking at the engineer rolling his engine when one lanky personage came forth with this sto-ry. I re- member when they fulst put this yar road through -these part-s. I was only a young-un at the :time and lived back thar in the hills on a farm with my paw and maw. One day paw who hadn't never saw a train told inaw and me to git ready to go to town so-'s we could see the 'train come in. Whal, paw hitched up the ole mule to the wagon and we drove over to town. Paw, he stopped on top o' the noll just tother side 0' the crossing and unhitched the ole mule, he said he was afeared the critter would run away when ,he saw the train. An' wal, paw he took the tongue o' the wagon and guided -the ole buss down the hill hisself. W-al, just before we got to the crossing along co-me a train an' scared that ole cuss fso's he just runs away and tars that gol-dang wagon into a hundred hunks 0' notlhini 1922 The Volcano ' Alfred University ALFRED is a GOOD CHOICE for YOUR College Course. ALFRED is-a STANDARD FIRST CLASS College. ALFRED is MODERATE in EXPENSE. 1 ALFRED is CONVENIEN T for Western New York students. AFRRED'S Professors are SPECIALISTS. ALFRED'S Professors TEACH FRESHMEN. ALFRED offers good ATHLETIC opportunities. ALFRED offers degrees in LIBERAL ARTS and SCIENCE. ALFRED offers ENGINEERING Courses in CERAMICS. ALFRED offers APPLIED ART and MUSIC Courses. ALFRED oders PRE-MEDICAL and PRE-DENTAL Courses. ALFRED oiers a three-year Pre-Medical Course, with COLLEGE DEGREE after one year in an Approved Medical College. ALFRED offers FREE TUITION in the State Schools of Ceramics and Agriculture, for courses in Engineering, Applied Art, Agriculture, and Home Eco- nomics. For Catalogues and Further Information address BOOTHE C. DAVIS, President, Alfred, New York. 'Dale- I was out with a girl last night, LaGrange: Did you ever take chloroform? who said she has never been kissed. Shafer: UNO. Who teaches it? B.- I'd hate to be la girl who looks like lgllli . thaw, ...... . : : : : : : : Stoddard: Here is a snapshot of my girl at the beach. Last Highi I held H little hand Ford: Say, I'd call that an exposure. So dainty and so neat. I thought my heart would burst for joy, S0 wildly did it beat. F-iG1'CG IGSSODS. No other hand could give more joy, L-ate hours. Nor greater solace bring U-HGXDBCIGG COIIIDHIIIY- Th-an that I held last night, which was- N-othing prepared. Four aces and fa. king. K-nocked standint- ESTABLISHED 1824 TROY, NEW YORK Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute A SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING AND SCIENCE Four-year Courses in Civil Engineering CC.E.D, Mechanical Engineering fM.E.J, Electrical Engineering CE.E.J, Chemical Engineering lCh.E.D, and General Science fB.S.D. Graduate Courses leading to Master and Doctor Degrees. Modern and fully equipped Chemical, Physical, Electrical, Mechanical and Materials Testing Laboratories. For catalogue and illustrated pamphlets, showing work of graduates and views of buildings and campus, apply to Registrar, Pittsburg Building, Troy, N. Y. .-Q I 1 9 2 2 Sim-.. The Rochester Business Institute can give you a Commercial Course that will carry you through the elementary stages of Bookkeeping and Commercial Law and then give you a complete train- ing in Accountancy. ' 'I It can also give you a thorough course in Shorthand, Typevvriting, Commercial English and Office Routine, and then give you the higher training for secretarial Work. ' You can begin either of these courses on the hrst or theethird Monday of any month in the yearf Our catalogue gives the particulars. e I I j Write for a copy. ADDRESS ROCHESTER BUSINESS INSTITUTE ' ROCHESTER, N. ' Y. Geometry V Theorem: A bad recitation is better than a good recitation. Given: A bad recitation and a good recita- tion. To Prove: A had recitation is better than a good recitation. ' Proof: 1. Nothing is better than a good recitation. 2. A bad recitation is bett.er than nothing. 3. A bad recitation is better than a good recitation.-Q. E. D.-Ex. A promising young Writer sent in an article to the Volcano by man, entitled, Why do I Live? Ed.-Answered: Because you are at a safe distalncef'-Ex. ' There was a young man from Duryea Who idled the hours awayg But enforced Prohibition ' Brought back his ambition, Now he makes eight dollars a day. Mother: Raymond, did you hook the screen door? . . . R.: YVhy, no- Dad bought it, didn't he? ATHLETIC EQUIPMENT Worthy of the reputation of your School TANDARD OLLEGIATE SUPPLIES COMPANY 216-218 E. Washington Street SYRACUSE - Q NEW YoRK Jim's gal is tall and thin, My gal is short and low: Jim's gal Wears silks and satins, r My gal wears calico, Jim's gal is wild and Woo-lly, My girl is pure and good, VVou1d I trade my gal for Jim's gal? You know darn Well I Would. McCarty- VVhy the rush? R.- Well, I've got a fatlher in jail, a II101Ll161' in heaven, and a sweetheart in Canisteo, and Fm going to be in one of those places tonight! To the Seniors-- Your High School training is over. IVhat Next ? We are in an age of Specialists. What training will profit you the most ? Investigate For a smaller investment, for less time spent. The School worth while Will specially train you, will graduate you, Will place you in a good position. Gain Personal Efficiency Courses thorough, practical, complete. SHORTHAND, TYPEWRITING, OF- FICE TRAIN ING, BANKING. BOOKKEEPING. comprising SOLE PROPRIETOR, PARTNERSHIP. COR- PORATION and COST ACCOUNTING. Including all allied subjects. Write for catalogue. Information free. MEEKER,S BUSINESS INSTITUTE 428 E. Market St., Elmira, N. Y. After Graduation What P THE SAVAGE SCHOOL FOR PHYSICAL EDUCATION Prepares men and women to become Super- visors, Directors and Teachers of Physical Train- ing and Hygiene, Teaching Games, Dancing, Swimming, etc., in Schools, Clubs, Industrial Plants and Play Grounds Best courses in Physical- Education for Men and Women, and the strongest Faculty in this coun- try. See catalogue, The only school of Physical Education under the New York Regents. Why not make your living by play instead of work ? Enjoy life as you go and give pleasure to others. Be strong and healthy and make others like- wise. Keep yourself well and teach others to do the same. Such is the work and the life of the Physical Trainer. Graduates of High and Fitting Schools admit- ted without examination. Increasing demand for Teachers. Salaries better than for grade work. Class Limited. Register now for Class start- ing September 15th. For catalogue address Registrar, at the school, or- DR. WATSON L. SAVAGE, President 308 West Fifty-ninth St., New York City. Business Policies and Methods Accomp- lish the Impossible? The most profitable investment for a young man or woman is A Business Training, thus preparing to cope with the business problems of the day. Make that investment now and fit yourself for an eflicient Typist, Sten- ographer, Bookkeeper or Accountant by attending the : : , : HORNELL BUSINESS SCHOOL HORNELL, NEW YORK' Fassett- VVhy is there so much electricity in my hair? Jesse- Because it is attached to a dry cell. Miss Gillette- Donald, wake Lawrence there next to you. Don.- Aw, dolit -yourself, you put him to sleep. Miss Somers-If anything should go wrong in this experiment, we and the laboratory might be blown sky-high. Come closer class th-at you might be better able to follow me. KNOCKS AND RAPS Example Is the school of mankind, and they will .learn in no other, says Edmund Burke. Thank goodtness Hornell is setting a new examiplef' say we. Says the Telephone Company, Use your phone only when necessary. And then, if it is really necessary, dontt use the phone, say ws. Publius Syrus says, He bids fair to grow wise who ,has discovered that he is not so. Pufblius's teachings should be a freshman subject, say we. Carlyle says, The greatest of faults, is to be conscious of none. Then to be unconscious is to be faultlessf' say we. Oh, what a ,piece of work is man, says Hamlet. Well, yesf' say we. Look at Tubbyf' This is a B. V. D. desk. How come? Pair of drawiersf' CARL F. MERRIMAN Exclusive Agent for EDISON BRLINSWICK VOCALION Phonographs and Records PIANOS, MUSIC, ETC. 22 BROADWAY - HORNELL, N. Y. Ph h VOLCANO 1922 THE TAYLOR STUDIO 122 MAIN STREET HORNELL, NEW YCRK I-IIGI-LCEASS PORTRAITS On Ro,' or Row Under the co-ttonwoods in a boat tied close to the bank, a seedy-looking colored gentle- man twitched a fish line lazily through the Waters of the lower Mississippi river. The heavily-laden traveler eyed him for a moment and then shouted: Say, uncle, can you row? No, ah oaih t ro' Well, let me -take your boat to go down to Bungtown for the train ,and I will give you a dollar. The old darky hauled in his fish line and the stranger juni-ped into the boat, picked up the oars and pulled rapidly out into the -stream It was not long befoer the paused to get his breath, however, so when lie laid down the oars .the old gentleman picked them up and began rowing with great speed and little ap- parent effort. Gasping in astonishment, his passenger remarked somewhat crisply. I thought you said that you couldn't row? For lawdy sake, did yo' mean r-o' a boat? Ah done thouglilt yo' meant ro' like a lion. The Life of Murphy by Adam Phule Isadore Patric Murphy was born in Browns- ville, Brooklyn, Ooteniber 35th, 1921 1-2. He grew rapidly and in three days began to walk around. He mistook a bottle of ,hair tonic on a table for a bolttle of milk and drank it. He became so full of hair that when his father came home he mistook him for a porcupine and tried to shoot him, but he did not have a gun, the baby started crying and the father, realizing what had happened, shaved off the hair land sold it, and before long the Murphys had started va mattress factory. The kid was fed nothing but hair tonic, and was never given -a hath, so that he became very fertile -and soon the hair on him grew so fast that, when one day his father forgot to shave it of and he Went out in the road to play, a passicug farmer mistook him for a straw st-ack and put him on his Wagon. CTO be continued in one year and by that timerl suppose that trying to Iind Murph will be like looking for a needle in a haystackj ....... Old Friend: Have you christened your new baby yet? Mr. Fairbafnks: We have. O. F.: And what have you named i,t?t' Mr. F.: Hazel O. F.: For the love ot Mikeg 223 saints to name your child atlter, and you had to name it after a nut. To the Glass of ,ZZ We extend our best wishes and congratulations. May your fond- est hopes and higest ambitions be realized : : : : : : : GUS VEIT SL GG. ERLICH BRGS 99 MAIN STREET Ready-to-Wear POR I WOMEN AND GIRLS H Where,What You Buy is Goodf, EKQEIQQIQN M de hool olors, th 0 f :rf ed e S I PY TSW digg PUSTPAID Th month hlnd got' rt rh pc lr d podof WML rf or ri h off r cl Money h cr coon des re-d nrl gr ng, THE UNITED PENCIL LO.. INC. ' ua Bnowvf v New YORK f . . f I 1 .-fn a un ln ynurlsc Q c ld wr fff :nl your name n av rn o . .,f -. an A beautiful. prucrical pencil. g ,.!:i.:V im :wir gc! ou fmder 'I' ' Z ' ' Peru ll s ul . , 'aff E'fQ'5gE1i Llhr-rnl r ucnon on ,Qy N ?u:mrir1es. Send l0c .,5cq5 jQi e s c rn A or l clozrn 59 colors makes isa 'ruzi o be Never-Break r -u . lea s. co Er ,f?1,.5'if any 15'.,jQ-SQ. No suc value ever e e i ','.g?5,-' back n sa Sheri. Sen-I check. money order or cas . s 14 e l 5511 r a ve mme ro he e fraved. X A Koskie Music Co. The best place to buy your VICTRQLAS SHEET MUSIC MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS X PLAYER PIANO ROLLS VICTOR RECORDS V PIANOS AND PLAYERS SPORTING GOODS 127 Main St. - - Open Evenings Ed.-Have you ever seen a Wireless fan Work? Richard-A wireless fan? I suppose they will be running airplanes and locomotives by wireless next. The boy kneeled on the burning deck, His hands were as cold as ice. The sun was hot upon his back, The cubes had failed 'him twice. Sam says: I was born in Pittsburgh, and I first saw the light of clay when I was four years old-the day I moved from town. Have you red Frecklefs.3' Nope, mine are dark brown. Teacher: Name the four seasons. Shafer: Salt, vinegar, mustard, pepper. Gladyis: Have you clone your outside read- ing? ' Iola: No, it is too cold. I 'sent that girl that loathing suit for a. present. I'll bet she was surprised when she ,opened the envelope. l. M. DEUTSCH COMPANY I-IQRNELI., N. Y. Makers of Fine Tables A M. F. Smith 65' Son SEE PECK'S LINE OF FISHING TACKLE ' AND 'SPORT ING GOODS Before planning your vacation trip SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY New York Confectionery HOME MADE CANDIES ICE CREAM AND FRUIT SYRUPS FRESH EVERY DAY 90 Main Street - - Hornell, N. Y. I TUTTLE SL ROCKWELL CO. HorneH's Largest and Best Department Store A jolly young chemist tough, While :mixing a compound oi stuff, Held a. match to the vial And after ra. while, They found his front teeth and a cuff. Herels to Man.-He is like a kerosene lampg he is not especially bright, he is often turned down, he generally smokes, and he frequently goes out at night. A Smarty-Why do theygeall the moon silvery? Smarter-Because it comes in halves and quarters. ....... Thomas: Do you like sports? Kathryn: Yes, but father never lets them stay long. The Corner Store Cigars Tobaocos Pipes Johnsonis Candies The Corner Store Fashion Park Clothes Fon YOUNG MEN Wearpledge Insured Clothes F OR THE BOYS WITH EXTRA PANTS Gardner 81 Gallagher, Inc. ATT112 silos. MAKERS or Fresh Fruit Sherberts AND Pure Cream lee Cream WE CHALLENGE COMPETITION DEALERS IN FANCY CALIFORNIA FRUITS AND PURE CANDIES ' Osculation I shall take-ah-a kiss It you have no objection, My pretty plump Miss! For you've hooked my affection, And I yearn for a kiss. Have you any objection? You refuse me that bliss? You have an objection? Vlfhy the thusness of '-this? By the Gordian bisection! I shall cabbage a kiss And pooh-pooh your objection. You surely Won't miss V Such -an innocent bliss From your boundless collection. If you do, then I wis How to make due oorrection: I'll return you the kiss- Please return my alitectionl C. C. Z. Regents Regents, we're longing for you, Nlothingls been right since We met you. Regents, come back just once more, And We'll show how to get a score, You're Wrong, and you'll learn your lesson. Somehow you'll want sympathy, So Regents, come back, oh, please do, Q For 'we Want a crack at you. At Wellsville Kelley: 'tWhat's the matter with Buck's eye? Collier: He mixed in a fight last night at YVellsvill-ef' I K: t'Is he ll-owokinrg for a light today? C: Not out of that eye. Ye-Ah Doc. W.-I don't like your heart action, you have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you? Bucky: You're riglirt in a Way doctor, only that isn't her name. y That Makes It Unanimous X A I hear the bell ring ,merril,y,- l love to hear it summon meg I love to rise in the, morning, too, I do, I do,-like h-l I do. , At the Senior Dance Copeland: You look Worried, BroWn,son. Martin: I am. l'm not sure Whether that girl told me I danced like a zephyr or a heiferf' Tuttle's Shoe Store 81 CLOTHING AND FURNISHINGS 186 Main St., Second Floor IT PAYS TO CLIMB 88 Main St., Hornell W. I.. Douglas Shoes JOHN J. BOLLY COMPANY Compliments HARNESS SHOP SWEETS Repair work neatly done. HOME MADE ICE CREAM CULLINANS New Work. Everythingin the 4 I 13 Seneca st., H01-neil, N. Y. 130 Main st., Hornell, N. Y. 186 Mm St' DANBURY HAT COMPANY HORNELL REPAIR SHOP If your hat is not becoming to you, you had On the Same Old Cor-ner better be-coming to us. Q d PANAMA AND FELT HATS RENOVATBD ere YOU1' Gran m0the1' Used C. B. MILLS, Proprietor YO C01110 55 Canisteo Street - - Hornell, N. Y. , EDWIN J. LANPHEAR, Proprietor oooics CIGAR STORE HIGH GRADE OIGARS, CHOOOLATES, BILLIARD PARLOR UP TOWN MEETING PLACE GOOD ' SERVICE 1 57 MAIN STREET Miss Gillette: 4'XNl1at right have you to swear before me in class? Lawrence: How did I 1-:now you wanted to swear first?,' H Pebbles: Can a person be punished for ' Something that he hasn't done? Miss Gregg- No, of course not! Pebbles: VVel1, I haveirt do-ne my history. I The' Sen.ior:s,Cr'y Oh, ouija, ouija., tell me my fate, Will I Hunk or graduate'?l' 7 The Class oi 22 MAIN, AT CHURCH STREET Hardware and Housefurnishings I I A STEWART COMB. RANGE MAHONEY 8z LANPHEAR Uur Desire is to Sell You Satisfaction -t ili li f f -'E - ' 4- u f it ':5f'!f-fifg ' tiff ,ilEi'L:' , f .:.L . COMPLIMENTS fi f eis- 1 531 gf OF THE r XXXX -' , jill' I SHATTUCK 1 W , ' 6.1 .ff l We accomplish this aim through superior quality and value giving SCHAUL 81 ROOSA COMPANY Pixleyz I can't get electricity through my Waiter, here is a, hair in my soda. head-H It's that boy again. He is so careless in Mr. Dietrich: Good reason. DO11,t you know Shaving the mes, ivory is a, non-conductor. Mr. Johnson cat basketball gameJ...HF0u1y Who was the first man out of the Ark? Fresh.- Where are the feathers? Noah-'l y Mr. J,- My child, this is a picked team. The 311219 SWS: Noah Cam forth- W. L. Sutton and C. P. Sutton SIXTY-FIVE YEARS Continuous Photography 1857 to 1922 SUTTON'S STUDIO, ll SENECA ST. C. F. Balocock Co., lnc. lltl-H8 MAIN STREET Six Floors of Bright Clean Merchandise Dry Goods, Readyfto-Wear, Furniture, Carpets and Rugs MCDERN REST RQOM Large Basement Display of China, Aluminum Ware, Books, Stationery ' and Kitchen Utensils ALL NEEDS OF THE PERSON AND HOME CAN BE FOUND HERE Tea Room and Soda Fountain Par Excellence Our Own Spottiswoode Aitken Elaine'Hammlersteiu . Rudolph Valentino .. Nazimova ......... Jackie Coogan . .. Alice Ferry .fr . . Kalla Pasha ...... Norma Talmadge .... Elmo Li-ncoln . . . .. Constance Talmadge Douglas Fairbanks .. Bebe Daniels ...... Wallace Reid ..... Natalie Talma-dge .. Theodore Roberts Elsie Ferguson Ham Hamilton .. Mary Picktord .... Fred Stone ...,.. King Baggot .... Marie Mosquini . Larry Seamon . Hollywood Jesse Collier ....... Gladys Ford .... Charles Stoddard Dot Cole ....... Roland Gams . . .- ....... Alice Terry Sampson Reagon ..... Norma Hosley . . ...... Frank Bear . . . .. Olive Kelleher . Frank Ford . . . Dot Thompson . . . . Spike Newton . . . . . . . . Helen Gorton . . . Harrison S. Dodge Irene Allen . . . . . Brownson Martin Dot Sims , . . . Raymond Geary . . . . Albert E. Tuttle . . Lizzy Nick . . . . . Bill Purdy ,HORNELL BAKERY INCORPORATED Wholesale Manufacturers of Bread, Cookies, Cakes, Etc. FUR GRADUATICN WATCHES RIN GS PEARLS ' PENCILS FOUNTAIN PENS GIFTS THAT LAST A. MCI-IENRY GL COMPANY JEWELERS - 106 MAIN STREET Geo. Hollands' Sons DRUGGISTS Let us be Your Druggist Ben: Wo111d you like to go' out with a pretty girl tomorrow night? Bobbed hair and every- thing? Frank feagerlyjz You bet! Who is she? Ben: So would I. Argenti: I have heard that they found Col- ll111bLl'S'S bonesf' Collins: La.Wd! Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man. Randolph: Was that a show girl I saw you with last night? Edward: Of chorus. The average freshman is like milk--thick on top. There was a young man from Pike's Peak. VVho -thought that he looked like the Sheik. On his hair there was seen Enough bandoline To run a garage for a week. Warning to Girls Don't put these jokes too near your face Or you'll be blown to chowder. It's dangerous to place dry things So near a store of powder.-Ex. TRAVEL BY BUS HORNELL TO WELLSVILLE Leaves Hornell Leaves Wellsville 8:15 A. M. 10:30 A. M. 1:45 P. M. 5:15 P. M. HGRNELL TO ALFRED Leaves Hornell Leaves Alfred 11:00 A. M, 8:30 P. M. 5:15 P. M. 1:30 P. M. 10:30 P. M. 7:00 P. M. I-Iornel1fAl1egany Transf portation Company The L. 81 C. Coat, Suit and Dress Company, Inc. The WOMANS SI-IOP Of Hornell Always Showing the Very Latest COMPLIMENTS I-IOE ERVICE HOP C, O. RICHTER, 2 SENECA ST Phone 1117-M, Hornell, N. Y. WE BOUGHT THE BANKRUPT STOCK Save 5O per ct. or More ON Ladies, Girls and Childrerfs Clothing SL Furnishings AT - ' THE LEADER STORE 36 Canisteo St. - - Hornell, N. Y. Buelah- I caught a cold in my head today. . Helen G.- How did you catch it? K l B.-- My nose ran after it. Genald- Poor Robinson, I'm told, was killed by hard drink. Dorothy- Yes, he was struck on the head by a cake of ice. . Smith-'Tm afraid that the waiter is going to lose his balance. Virginia F.- Why'? S.- I just tipped him. Olive- They caught the burglars that rob- bed the hotel last night. Agnes- HoW? O.4 They jumped on the scales and gave themselves a Weigh. Miss Gregg- How did the giant Goliath pass :into unconsciousness ? Wilfred- David rocked him to sleep. Son- He said you weren't fit to sleep with the pigs, and I said you wereff GEORGE BLACKMER 4 KGROCER 331 Caaisteo Street ' I. GERALD SWEENEY Long Distance Moving We move Anything Anywhere 272 CANISTEO ST. - HORNELL G Compliments SENECA RESTAURANT f E. BROKAW, Proprietor 15 SENECA STREET SENECA GARA GE C A. BURDETT, Prop'r Studebaker Sales ana' Service I5-27 Seneca Street For Hot Dogs Our Weinners ARE THE BEST REPPLE'S MEAT MARKET Makers of Sausage, Bologna, Weiners Home Cured Hams and Bacon C. J. REPPLE W. C. REPPLE An Investment in Good Appearancev KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES M..,E.Travis, Clothier ' HORNELL, NEW YORK - Excuse me, she said, as she walked into the editor's oiiiceg but you editors are sup- posed to know everything. Can you tell me how to treat sick bees? Yes, came the answer. Wi-th respect. Halting opposite the French restaurant, which he was wont to patronize, he invited his friend to dine with him. You know, he said, this place is famous for irt's horse meat. Yoiu'll iind iwt a regular treat. HI-Iorse meat! excl-aimed his friends, in alarm. I Wouldn't touch it if I were paid, especially after what happened to poor Charlie. Why, what about him? he -was asked. Choked -to dearth in a hotel -the other day, answered the friend. He was e-ating a piece of horse meat, when someone said, 'Whoa! ' Houses For Sale or Trade Better- NAME CARDS DANCE PROGRAM FARMS FOR SALE OR TRADE ANNOUNCEMENTS NO CHARGE FOR LISTING E. B. KREASON Cor. Main and Seneca Sts., Hornell WEDDING INVITATIONS STATIONERY, ETC., ETC. ANYTHING PRINTED Schenck's Printery 42 Canisteo St., Hornell Best wishes to the Class of '22, E CA TEE NEXT TO THE SI-IATTUCK HORNELL GAS LIGHT COMPANY Have You? Have you ever heard the story of the naughty boy at school, NVho wouldn't read and wou1dn't Write and wouldn't learn the rule? Have you ever heard the story of our teach- er's darling pet, Who gets the shameful mark of 92 and starts fre-t? . Have you ever heard the story -of the guy that's gonna be A-s smart as twenty colleges, and isn't Worth a ilea? H-ave you ever heard about the guy wi-thout a bi-t of brain, Wlio studies morning, noon and night, and yet it's all in vain? Have you ever heard about the boy who is the wise old crony, He hates to cheat from other boys and so he buys a pony. V Have you ever sat in school and sniffed the schoolroom's sweet aroma? Oh, hang it, Mr. Tuttle, Won't you gimme my diploma? ., ' 1' A S e Schwarzenloacll s 'I V. Vx N t A S S W Ml' il ' ' 4 ww Pure, Wholesome 3 Q uality Beverages -S A ,it S MCNAMARA--MILLINERY 86 Main Street, Second Floor Made in a Modern Sanitary Plant Congratulations to ifzegffracfuaiing Class of 1922 Citizens, National Bank The Banff of Iffiepeople Where You are welcome lvlotophorically Speaking Little Harold, 'on his first Visit to the farm was very anxioiis to find out how everything was done, most of all, how milk was ob- tainedg so he followed uncle to the barn. He watched the feeding, Watering and milking with round eyes-5 and when his aunt asked him at supper if he found out how uncle got m.ilk from the cow, he convinced her that he had. Sui-ef' he said. Uncle gave the cows a drink of water and some breakfast food, then he drained their crank cases. I ll learn ye tae tie the kettle tae the dog's tail! Clair's mother yelled in her Wrath. It Was11't our dogf' cried frightened Clair. Naw, it Wasna our dog, shrieked the en- raged mother, but it was our kettle! Visitor: Have you much fish in your bay? Resident: Yes, there's a good 'eel in it. Volcanoes? Eliza- What kind of stoves did the pre- historic men have. Mtrgaret- Mountain ranges. Ruth- What instruments make foot notes ? Marie- Why the shoe horns. Helen- Carter, what are the quickest ways to send a message? Carter- Telegraph, telephone, tel a woman. Home to the small boy, is merely a filling station.-Hartford Times. A ' -l..... ' Louise- That is one of those Australian soldiers. Mary-- How do you know? Louise- Can't you see the kangaroo feath- ,ers in his hat? , FIRST? ATIO AL BA K ' HORNELL, N. Y' I . i - .x 1 Resources, 353,385,022 Capital, 35100,000 Surplus, 3200,000 1 j , OLD, SAFE, STRONG, RELIABLE-1849 TO, 1922 Seventy-three Years of Success is a Good Record inia-ny Business The First National seeks your Iousiness on its ability to serxte you ,acceptably GIVE ZUS A TRIAL. WE BELIEVE WE CAN PLEASE YOU ' Ask About our New Interest Books Q K A I . . I , 'D Helen S.- This though it is cheap got out of it? Donald- About is a swell looking car, even What is the most you ever live times in a mile. K o Y Marie- Say, do hasn't any nose? Thelma- How does he smell? Marie- Terrible you know that garbage man - to Volcano' Motto , , 5 f'In God we-trust. ' ' ' 4 , All others cAsH. ' N Can a sardine box? ' Noi' but a tomato can. I Di F . What kind of beaux do farmerettes get? Hoe beauxf' X f f Mrs Cosgrove: I was ashamed of you, enneth, to see you dust the chlair you sat n at Mrs Pixley's. I 'saw her son watching ou Kenneth: I saw him too, I'm 'too old a fish get caught on a. bent pin. Whats this stuff? Mock-tuntle soup, sir. I. A Well, tell that chef oft- yours he has car ed his mockery too far. ff Wil' ,,. v ,Hi 21 Father: What were your and John scrap- ng about? . ur Chrldren Wd aim AW'-EP U2 WEEE' 'Nfi qu :SM A WN I 4 f o'M' ' I Joy It ' That IS the mcenuve back of many a parent s bank account Mother and Father are cheer fully doing without many un necessary things 1n order to mcrease the money in bank, because Our children w1ll JOY If you ai e looking forward to the educauon and the future happiness of your children you will naturally be mterested in an mterest account at this bank Steuben Trust Co Hornell, N Y 11-IOL f ' cc ' ' r t En' 9 - 'fzfiiii -2 -w r ' ' ' ., , -1 - ' 2 'M' o r ' 0 ' V ex A 4 ' I h v . . Hs it xy: nz. ' ' N A ' 4 ' ' , 1.5.-J ' I . 4 att R - - ' . JI ' 'lj 31 , A ' 'Q , CII 1 . . ,M -Q y . Q . xl . 1 V 0 Q o U' The poets sing, Concerning spring And say the bird Is on the wing. Upon my word, ' That is absurd, Because the wing Is on the bird. Percy Proforshot fwho mistook his dog for a. rarbbitj- I shot my dog. Friend- Was he mad? Percy Poorshot- Well, he wasnt exactly pleased. -The Scout. Neighbor- So your son got B A and his M. A.? Father- Yes, but his P-A still suppor s him. THE ENGRAVINGS AND PLATES Used in this volume of U16 Vblcano D - were made bys the ELECTRIC CITY ENGRA VING CO. 567 Washington Si., Qufalo, N. Y. Tbornell 1biqb School Qiouroes of Smog Normal, Academic, College Entrance, Com- mercial, Homemaking, General Industrial Jlivoaro of Dioucation i JAY H. STEVENS President MARY C. WILLIAMS FRANK H. HUMPHREY SETH L. TUCKER EMORY A. JONES GERTRUDE L. ELKIN, Secretary SAMUEL H. NORTON, Treasurer HARRISON S. DODGE A Superintendent of Schools MARGUERITE W. FERRY Secretary to the Superintendent DR. B. R. WAKEMAN School Physician EDITH B. FIRGAU School Nurse O. W. PRATT Attendance Oflicer ww Elutograpbs a Elutogtaphs Elutograpbs