Hopkins High School - Warrior Yearbook (Minnetonka, MN)

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Ajtkx Jeff Cortson pcis over ro check h s engine rrouble. working quickly he's lore for curfew EXCUSE OF BEING LATE OF THE LOT 1. There was on Occident ood we were caught in rhe traffic 2. My worch sropped ” 3. “We were ploying Monopoly and I didn't want ro ruin rhe game by leaving eorly. 4. There was an overturned truck of chickens on rhe highway, so we helped them bods Into rhe crores. 5. We’ve been in rhe driveway talking for an hour.” 6. My cor sotKed, and I had ro woit for help.” Be sure ro ger some grease on your hands. 1. AcodenraHy. I pur my mom's keys in my bog so I have ro rake them so she can go ro work.” 2. I hove ro pick up pictures or Scherling-Piersch for yearbook ” 3. I forgot ro feed my rabbir rhis morning.” 4. ”1 hove o rerrible heodoche ond rhe nurse won't give me aspirin.” 5. I hove ro ger home right owoy I just remembered rhor I'm grounded this week.” 6. I hove my psychiatrist appointment in 15 minutes.” 7. If oil else foils, jump rhe curb. V vtf Be sure ro go fast enough so rhe parking lor orrendonr doesn’ catch you!

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WHAT'SYOUR 30 foolproof ways' ro ger our OF CLASS OF WORK OF A DATE 1. I losr my conroa somewhere in my eye. 2. I hove ro rok ro o college rep 0. I don’r feel wen 4. I forgor everyrhing in my locker; I rhoughr ir was 4rh hour 5. Ir's rhor rime of rhe monrh , Guys, don'r rry rNs one 1. I’m sorry, we're going our of rown rhis weekend. 2. I coughr o nosry bug rhar's gong around. 3. “I've gor o 20-poge rerm poper due romorrow. Ijusr remembered half of on hour ogo. 4. My cor wos rowed from rhe school rodoy and rhere is no woy I con ger ro ir unril ronighr. 5. I broke my leg on my woy our ro my cor rhis morning. v Toke o leave of absence for o few weeks end relax! 1. I'm grounded because I wos our roo lore losr nighr wirh my boy-friend girlfriend.” 2. hove ro work. 3. “My grondporenrs ore in rown and I hove ro spend some rime wirh rhem ronighr.” 4. I pur color in my hair ond ir rurned orange. 5. Well, I hove Lamoze dosses ronighr How abour romorrow 6. nighr? 7. Srore or him her crosseyed. I'm sorry, you're nor my rype

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