Hopedale High School - Comets Yearbook (Hopedale, OH)

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gf and Csegfamenf We. the members of the class of 1948, being presumably of sound mind and disposing memory, realizing the certainty of graduation and the sure approach or Commencement Day, do make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament in manner following: First: To the Board of Education, we bequeath all the names and ini- tials we have carved on the desks in the past four years. Second: To the Junior Class we will thi th out ig case Shay get in the dog housesngiz ygar.ey may saw their way o e ophomore Class we will our abilit t 1 h when spring rolls around, our ability to fish, ill Su? aguppygigsg affairs, and all the chewing gum wads under the seats. To the Freshmen Class we will our studious habits: that is, our ability to concentrate on magazines in study hall. Third: To Happy Couch, wo bequeath this carton of chewing gum so that he may continue to pass it out among the children. To Howard Fawcett, we bequeath this poem so he will always remain cheerful. Fourth: To each of the faculty members, we will the following: To Mr. Redman, we will a carrot so he may have somethinn to nibble on while dieting. To Mr. Turner, we will a pair of glasses so he may see a little better when he peeks into the typing room. To Mr. Flowers, we will this box of pills in order that he will remain well next year. Now don't be surprised if you hear Mr. Bashore saying 2 2 4, instead of that l,2,5,4, beat. He's just trying to teach Mrs. Barkhurst's math students at the same time he's directing the band. Just to help him along we will him an eighth grade math book. To Mrs. Curry,,we will this sword to brave the battles for the coming year. To Mrs. Reppart, we bequeath this bottle of perfume so the Senior Class of '49 will like to be near her. To Mrs. Cox, we bequeath this package of nTumsu,for as they say nTums for the tummy.u To Mrs. Redman, we will a box of uTreetn so that Mr. Redman Lon't starve while she is dieting. To Gloria Theodore, we bequeath this pencil so she may mark down the tardy and keep her accounts straight.