Hoopeston High School - Picayune Yearbook (Hoopeston, IL)

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lumni ooze NEWS lN BRIEF Kaye Baer, noted lady wrestler, signed for a return match with Joyce Rentsch. Joan Lloyd, famous American Javelin thrower failed to qualify for the Olympics in Melbourne. Judy Stembel is now entering her 49th day of flag pole sitting on the Eiffel Tower. Chuck Wood has been missing for three days. He was last seen bouncing on the trampoline. He had been warned against jumping so hard. The gay divorcee, Pat Bell, returned from Reno where she obtained a divorce from Larry Cleveland on grounds of mental cruelty. Jay Allen and Dale Glenn, civil engineers working on Hoopeston's drainage problem, hope to come up with an answer soon. Bill Gatrell and the former Shirley Long announce the birth of their third set of quadruplets. Janet Brougher and Butch Miller are still horsing a- round on their pony farm south of Cheneyville. Jerry German, trusted Fifth Avenue pwchiatrist, is being sued for slander by Connie Longfellow, society playgirl. Larry Crews, notorious mobster, has been deported to Italy as an undesirable alien. Janice Curry, the hostess with the mostest, pushed Bill Crose into her kidney-shaped swimming pool at her last big blowout. Arvona Beckner and Spike Creighton won a twelve inch loving cup in a three day dance marathon. Eddie Powell and Carolyn Pierce have just returned from an exhausting honeymoon in Honolulu. Bob Anderson has been appointed chief inspector at Scotland Yard. SHOW BIZ Martha Davis, noted chanteuse in St. Louis, was ar- rested for disturbing the peace by practicing in the public library. Dave Bloyd and his orchestra The Aardvark Eight, are currently appearing in Lower Tasmania. Nita Evans has renewed her contract as leading bal- lerina with the Sadler-Wells Ballet Company. Her specialty is Swan Lake. Lila Rudy is her understudy. Linda Miller,Beverly Wyman, Terry Reynolds and Emie Ridens have a barbershop quartet appearing weekly on Grand Ole Opry. Georgia Petry is letting her hair grow for the role of Lady Godiva at MGM. Diane Goudy and Earl Hawthorne, successful night club dancing team, have split for unexplained reasons. ALUMNI MA.K.E GOOD Jim Irwin has received a plaque commemorating his his super -salesmanship of selling air conditioners to Es- kimos. Lois Potts has been promoted to head charwoman in the Empire State Building. She has a staff of four thousand. David Powley spends his leisure time polishing the brass door knobs in his San Francisco office building. Alma Sharp has secured a position as a French maid at the Russian Embassy. Bill Herman, former jockey, is now cleaning the sta- bles at Santa Anita. Pat Hile, glamorous model, recently announced the opening of her new charm school. Janis Reetz is currently reporting the international tiddly-winktournament at Madison Square Garden. John Bullock and Jim Smock have joined the staff of the Cromwell Academy of Dance. Harry Taflinger, Jerry Thomas, Byron Yanders, Jerry Wilson, and Larry Tutwiler have been decorated by the French Foreign Legion for service above and be- yond the call of duty. They defended the oasis to the last man. Donna McGee and Merle Goin are successfully grow- ing rice on the banks of the stink ditch for export to China. Colonel Dean Misner of the Coast Guard is stationed in Death Valley. Howard Drollinger and Ronnie Ed- wards are serving under him. Glenda Polson has started a new fad in ladies' head gear. It is a brown paper bag with slanting eye holes. They make excellent disguises for country roads. Don Davis and Diane Rentsch are now cooperating on a syndicated advice to the lovelorn column, featured in the Comical Herald. Pfc. Jerry Snively is making a career in the army. He will be eligible for retirement in six months. MARRIAGE ANNOUNCEMENTS Carolyn Fix gave up her career with the New York Philharmonic in order to marry Jim Vines, famous three minute miler. Orval Kaag and Jerry Burt have eloped after a whirl- wind romance. After an extended courtship, Glenn Warner and Mar- lene Smock were married in a civil ceremony. They plan to reside in Pocatello, Idaho. DEATH NOTICES Chet Catron, beloved husband of Sonnie Hemdon and loving father of six, passed away last night. He was a victim ofthe blue tail fly. ADVERTISEMENTS For Sale: Large, slimy night crawlers. See Sally Pickrell or Judy Thurman at the Princess Theater after seven. Escort Bureau: Wide selection to choose from. All types and sizes. Contact Bob Justice, Ernie Ramsey, or Joe Morrison. PERSONALS Daryl, won't you please come back? All is forgiven. I know we can make a go of it this time. Carol

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Pet Peeves Jay Allen--L.A. IV, quizzes, and Bury dz Company. Bob Anderson--Somebody to start to tell me something and not finish it. Kaye Baer--People who don't like my hunting coat, es- pecially little Judy Johnson. Arvona Beckner--People who get mad over any little thing. Pat Bell--People who get mad over nothing. Dave Bloyd--People who think they're better than every- body else. Janety Brougher--People who canlt make up their minds John Bullock--Short, fat history teachers with red hair. Jeri Burt--Conceited boys and underclassmen. Chester Catton--Girls in Bermuda shorts who smoke and drink. Larry Cleveland--Mr. A1len's and Mr. Baird's little pop quines. Garry Creighton--Bermuda shorts on boys. Larry Crews--Mr. Bone and girls who drink. Bill Crose--Girls in Bermuda shorts, who smoke and drink. Janise Curry--A stick-in-the-mud . Carol Davis--People who drink and don't pass the bottle Spcpp, that isj! n Davis--The Warhorse. . ' Martha Davis--People who talk about my side-burns and Denny McMurry. - Howard Drollinger--Baird and American History. Ronnie Edwards--Kenny Furrow's loud mouth. Nita Evans--Mrs. Vines' ping pong paddle. Carolyn Fix--Someone who says he'll go somewhere and then changes his mind at the last minute. Bill Gatrell-Somebody walking on my heels. Jerry German--Purple and yellow tulips, unless they come from rock gardens. Dale Glenn--Miss Bury and girls who smoke and drink. Merle Goin--Boys who mess around with girls who are going with another boy. Diane Goudy--Teachers who kick me out of school for not tattling on people. Elarl Hawthorne--Mrs. Vines and people who don't like vis. Bill Herman--Smart-alec girls who smoke, drink and nm around, also, Miss Bury's attitude. Sonnie Herndon--People who think they're better than I am. Pat Hile--Florida, Chevys and Buicks. Jim Irwin--Homework and girls who smoke. Bob Justice--Women teachers. Orval Kaag--Guys who wear motorcycle jackets, drive like maniacs and think they're tough. Joan Lloyd--The mosquito that flies over my head on a hot summer night. Shirley Long--People who don't know when they're not wanted. p ' Connie Longfellow--Smart underclassmen who act bigger than us seniors. Daryl Longfellow--Girls who smoke and drink and run around all the time and think they're hot stuff. Donna McGee--People who talk just to be talking and really don't have anything to say. Dave Mathews--Girls who smoke, drink and swearg also big shots who think they are someone. Donald Miller--Girls who smoke, drink and have short hair. Linda Miller--People who can't take hints. Dean Misner--Girls in Bermuda shorts who smoke, drink and run around to other towns. Joe Morrison--Our local members of the Canoe Club, all members of the C. D. div. and Swab Jockeys. Georgia Petry--Mrs. Vines' wicked ping pong paddle. Sally Pickrell-- People who slap me in the face with muddy boots and then laugh. Glenda Polson--Janet Brougher and her tales of woe. Lois Potts--Girls who will break up a couple and then go with the boy herself. N Ed Powell--Girls in general and particular. ' David Powley--People fall shadesj. Ernie Ramsey--Girls who are always trying to get atten- tion. Janis Reetz--People who don't say what they mean or mean what they say. Diane Rentsch--People who are sloppy. Joyce Rentsch--People who know everybody's business. Terry Reynolds--Girls who smoke, drink, and run around. Ernie Ridens--Girls who get serious and those out here fMrs. Vinesj who over-ride their authority. Lila Rudy--An unattractive looking boy or girl. Alma Sharp--People who ca.n't take a hint. Jim Smock--Girls who smoke, drink and run around all the time. Marlene Smock--Boys who smoke and drink. Jerry Snively--All the homework the teachers give. Judy Stembel--People who swim the stink ditch. Harry Taflinger--Girls who think they know so much. Jerry Thomas--Teaching pretty girls to swim. Judy Thurman--Danville girls. Larry Tutwiler--Girls walking down the street with a cigarette in their mouth. Jim Underwood--The marines on any night of the week or time of day. Jim Vines--White Sox that don't win pennants. Glenn Warner--People who won't let you wear the clothes you want to wear. Jerry Wilson--Boy-crazy freshman girls. Chuck Wood--Brown people, like Brown Torn . Beverly Wyman--People who are not good sports. Byron Yanders--The Lorraine Theater and all the crack- pots who go to it to be heard, not to hear. Carolyn Pierce--Mudholes and porchlights.

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N NANIE: James L. Allen AMBITION: To be an engineer in a large company and do experimental work. SAYING: Figure it Up. NAME: Robert Ray Anderson AMBITION: To become a commercial pilot. SAYING: You ain't telling rne nothing. NAME: Kaye Baer AMBITION: To go to school and then get married. SAYING: I'm dreadfully sorry! ! NAME: Arvona Charlene Beckner AMBITION: To get married someday. SAYING: Who me? NAME: Patricia Lee Bell AMBITION: Get married, make a happy home for Bob F., and become a beautician. NAME: David J. Bloyd AMBITION: To play with a big na.me orchestra first, then have one of my own. SAYING: Hello Brown T ! NAME: Janet L. Brougher AMBITION: Live to be the oldest woman in the world. SAYING: Hey Sam! ! ! I NAME: John R. Bullock AMBIT ION: To become a coach, .marry a little girl I know, and have my own first five. SAYING: OH, Carman! ! NAME: Geraldine Mary Ann Burt AMBIT ION: To get married, be real happy, feel sorry for the other dumb creatures who aren't happy, and also to learn how to flirt like Jimmy Garner oes. SAYING: Aw! Come off it kid! ! NAME: Charlie Chester Catron. AMBITION: Make the most out of life. SAYING: That's rough! NAME: Larry I.. Cleveland AMBITION: To be a Chemist: also to go to Hawaii and take a book of matches to start grass fires. SAYING: Son of a Sea Biscuit! NAME: Garry Carl Creighton AMBITION: Electronic Engineer SAYING: So what? NAME: Larry G. Crews NMBITION: To go through college and become a Naval Officer. SAYING: l'11 be darned. NAME: William F. Crose AMBITION: To make the most out of life. SAYING: That's too bad! NAME: Janice E. Curry ANBITION: To fly a kite. Really be a secretary. SAYING: That's tough! NAME: Carol A. Davis AMBIT ION: To study for the Ministry and get married. SAYING: Don't sweat it! NAME: Donald W. Davis AMBITION: To study the Ministry and get married. SAYING: S1op NAME: Martha A. Davis AMBITDN: To marry a man like Mr. Sanders SAYING: Mad--you'll get over it! NAME: Howard Lee Drollinger Senior AMBITION: To be a State Cop and stop Larry Cleveland for speeding. SAYING: Son of a darn! NAME: Ronnie L. Edwards AMBITION: To make a career in the Navy under Diesel Engineering. SA.YING: Your Grandma wears Army Boots. NAME: Juanita Louise Evans AMBITION: To appear in the Met. On my 21st Birthday! SAYING: BE GOOD! ! !! NAME: Carolyn A.. Fix AMBITION: To travel and RIP IT UP with Miller- dog. SAYING: Don't get me tickled or we will get kicked out. Ain't that the berries. NAME: Bille F. Gatrell AMBIT ION: Carpenter and contractor SAYING: That's about the half of it. NAME: Jerry German AMBIT ION: To be a foreign diplomat and dance with the arnbassador's daughter. SAYING: Such is life NAME: Dale W. Glenn AMBITION: To be a mechanical engineer SAYING: Hmmmmmmm boy! NAME: Merle Darryl Goin AMBITION: To be a Fleet Admiral in the United States Coast Guard. SAYING: Makes you wcnder. NANE: Diane E. Goudy AMBITION: Be a dress designer and get married. SAYING: By Jimmy John NAME: Earl W. Hawthome AMBIT ION: To be a mechanic or air line pilot. SAYING: You're all right! NAME: William C. Herman AMBITION: To own and drive a cattle rack. SAYING: You fuel, don't sweat it, don't get all shook. NAME: Sondra Jean Herndon AMBIT ION: To become an elementary school teacher. SAYING: What's that make me! . NAME: Patricia Hile AMBITION: To swim the Stink Ditch. SAYING: Don't do anything I wouldn't do. NAME: James N. Irwin AMBITION: To become some kind of an engineer. NAME: Bobbie Justice AMBITION: To be a career man in the Marines or a barker. SAYING: You'd better believe it! NAME: Orval E. Kaag AMBITION: To become a State Trooper and help prevent traffic deaths. SAYING: Let's get rude. NAME: Joan M. Lloyd AMBITION: Go to school and make some?? fellow a good wife. SAYING: Gosh Darn!! NAME: Shirley Ann Long ANBITION: Be a nurse and housewife. SAYING: Oh Dam