Hooper (DE 1026) - Naval Cruise Book

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ENGINEERING Deep in the holds lies the heart of any ship, be she ship of the line or a less glamorous auxiliary. The men of the en- gineering department know this, and it is this fact alone that sustains them when other members of the crew bask in the glory of a successful ASWEX or gunnery shoot. The BT s, machinist mates, electricians, ship- fitters, damage controlmen, enginemen, and lCmen live in a different world. Below decks in the fire room and engine room a watch is always posted. Cold iron or lit off, there are always bilges to be pumped, readings to be taken, and work to be done.

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