Hononegah High School - Mack Yearbook (Rockton, IL)

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Lern-Nothing More EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES AFFAIRS-OF-THE-HEART CLUB This club is intended as a sort of clinic to which young people who have a strange inward sensation when the spring of the year rolls 21I'01lDd may Z0 f01' advice. Miss Dolores Devine, who has achieved an enviable reputation in this field, will be in charge of a very able I group of experts, Miss Ruth Reynolds will express the feminine viewpoint and Bob Morris the masculine. Miss Betty Dion, the only member of the staff who can claim to have won her man and hung on to him, will also offer her services. Negotiations are under way to persuade Prof. Donald Vincent to conduct a course in letter writing. Students who have taken this course recommend it very highly. Mr. Bob Bennett declares, I had given up all hope until I joined the Affairs-of-the Heart Club. GIGGLERS' CLUB ..................... SPONSOR-HELEN BLACK Bor SCOUTING Led by Jean Wilcox and Mary Jo Osborneg this club is for girls who intend to do a little scouting around . GLEE CLUB This organization is open to anyone who can stand it. . DEGREES AND AWARDS FOO DEGREE The Foo degree is awarded to all graduates of Lern-Nothing Col- lege. We guarantee that if you present this degree to a prospective employer you will be well cared for and given attention by the state's best physicians until the time of your dismissal. B. C. E. DEGREE fBACHELOR OF COLLOQUIAL EXPRESSIONSJ Awarded to students showing greatest improvement during Slang Course. M , D. DEGREE fDOCTOR OF MUSHJ Awarded to students showing the most skill in the art of letter writing. LANE MEMORIAL TROPHY Donated by Professor Lane to be presented to any graduate of his debate class who can return to Hononegah and win an argument with Miss Larson. NORREGAARD ART SCHOLARSHIP Fund of eighteen cents, three tubes of lipstick, and one slightly used knife set aside to help in the education of pupils who carve the best murals in the walls of the halls of Lern-Nothing. 218

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More Lern-Nothing SPEECH ................. ......... . . PROFESSOR ALFRED WARD We are proud to add Professor Ward to our faculty. He is the ori- ginator of 'fl don't know , the widest used phrase in classroom dis- cussion today. It is estimated by Norma Bates in Who's Who, Why, and How I Know It that this phrase is used thirty billion times in our nation's classrooms each and every year. When asked how he came to deliver this gem of elcquence, Prof . Ward replied, I don't know! SCIENCE OF FUNNY NOISES .............. PROFESSOR WETZEL Professor Wetzel has his Foo degree and is said to have too much cartilage in his nose. Prof Wetzel guarantees that if you take his course you will be able to electrify the study hall with the same type of nasal whistle and roars that he has been exhibiting for the past four vears. A marvelous opportun'tv for underclassmen. SLEEPOLOGY ........ POSITION VACANT DUE T0 THE RESIGNA- TION OF PROF. ANDERSON MUSIC CVOCAL ONLYJ .................. PROFESSOR CARRIKER This course is accompanied by several programs by a showerroom quartette composed of Gus Georgw. Cliff Chamberlain. Dummy Dix and Duke Reimer. It is our hope and intention to give those courage- ous souls who take this course an idea of the punishment an athlete must take. MUSIC fSPECIALl ......................... PROFESSOR BARNES This class, also dealing with vozal music, is for boys only. DEBATE .................... . ............... PROFESSOR LANE This class is open for Juniors only. Its purpose is to prepare pupils to argue with Miss Larson. ART Q ......................-....-.......... PROFESSOR WILSON We have discovered talent among the students to draw astonishing likenesses of their beloved teachers. However, most of these works of art are without perspective, and wa have concluded that a course 1.1. art is necessary. The course includes: Art 146-Lessons in proper perspective. Art 192-A demonstrative study of how not to get caught. Art 226--Methods of distribution and display. DRIVING COURSE ...................... . ....... MISS BALLARD A special course financed by Hunter Federation of Undertakers. PHYSICAL EDUCATION .................. COACH HOLCOMB AND MISS McCULLOUGH A All physical education students will be required to read two text- books durin' the coursed They are Conserving Your Energy by Warren Ellis and How to Keep From Going Stale by Bill Krahn. Nllarks received in gymnastics are not always where you can show t em. 21A

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pres. 4 2-3-4 HUGH SPROUL BETTY HERMAN BOB WHITE JACK ANGEL Foofball 1'2'3-4 Pep Club 4 Basketball 1-2 Cookin Club 4 201912109 14-2-3-4 Dancing Club 4 Football 2-3-4 Sportsrian Club 4 Hoonsngcl E 4 Home Ec. pres. 4 Dancing Club 4 9 Y U Sportsman Club 4 Drivers' Club 4 Pep Club, pres. 4 Cheerleader 4 Track 2-3 Science Club 1-2-3 Operetta Junior 3 IRENE ROOTH BETHENE ZAHM NORMA JEAIEATES LOYD DANIELS JEAN CONLEY Cooking Club 3 Art Club 4 Science Club 1-2-3 Pep Club 4 Cheerleader 4 Band 3-4 Music Club 4 Glee Club 1-2 Dancing Club 4 Personal Grooming, Needle Craft Club 4 Archery Club 4 Sportsman Club 4 pres, 4 Dramatic Club 4 Mack Staff 4 Knitting Club 4 Dramatic Club 4 Personal' Grooming School Paper 4 Dancing Club 4 pep Club 4 Club 4 G. A. A. 3 Science Club 3 Senior Play 4 G. A. A. 1-3 Typing Club 4 Mixed Chorus 2-3-4 Sewing Club 1 Operetta 2 - 3 G. A. A. 1-2 JEAN PETERSON JANETTE GRIFFIS BETTY RUSSELL VERNON G. A. A. 1-3 Sewing Club 3 Mack Staff 4 Drivers' Club 4 School Paper 4 Dancing Club 4 National Honor So- ciety 4 Band 1-2-3 Baskert.ball,Captain 2 Cooking Club 3 Personal Grooming 4 Band 2-3 Art Club 4 Science Club, vice G. A. A. 1-2-3 Senior Play 4 National Honor ciety 4 Student Council Camera Club 3 G. A. A. 1 Mack Staff 4 Senior Play 4 DONALD W. LANG JEWELL LOUISE RUTH JOHNSON Science Club 1-2-3-4 Cooking Club 4 Pep Club 4 Rifle Club 4 Drivers' Club 4 Annual Staff 4 Sportsman Club 4 Dancing Club 4 Senior Play 4 EDWARD BRATT M Dancing Club 4 REIMER G. A. A. 1 Sewing Club 3 Annual Staff 4 Drivers' Club 4 Dancing Club 4 ERTIEBELLE REIMEI-1 Sewing Club 1 Glee Club 1-2 Mixed Chorus 1-2 Cooking Club 2 Cheerleader 3-4 Pep Club, vice pres. Drivers' Club 4 Sportsman Club 4 G. A. A. 1-2-3 Basketball Capt. 3 Dancing Club 4 Annual Start 4 Band 1-2-3-4 Senior Play 4 G. A. A, 1 Sewing Club 3 Drivers' Club 4 Dancing Club 4 Typing Club 4 LOIS TIGWELL Glee Club 1 G. A. A. 2 4 32 So- 3-4 Industrial Arts 4 Home Ec. Club 4 G. A. A. 1-2-3 HOLCOMB BARBARA M. GAIR Drivers' Club 4 Mixed Chorus 1-2 Archery Club 4 Glee Club 1-2-4 Dancing Club 4 Operetta. 2 Football 4 Dinner Club 2 Wrestling Knitting Club 4 Tumbling Personal Grooming 4 Music Club 4 Band 1-2-3 Annual Staff 4 Senior Play 4 KENNETH E. ROBERT VINCENT LERCH Mixed Chorus 2-3 Science Club 1-2-3-4 Opere tta 3 Camera Club 3-4 Drivers' Club 4 Dancing Club 4 Cooking Club 4 Typing Club 4 ALFRED WILSON Cooking Club 4 Rifle Club 4 Airplane Club 4 Football 4 Pep Club 4 National Honor S clety 4 Senior Play 4 MERLE MOAT G. A. A. 1-2 Cooking Club 3 Dancing Club 4 Sportsman Club 4 Knitting Club 4 Typing Club 4 Annual Staff 4 0