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Physlognomy Dr. Edgim V011 Bzmzsfujf, the distingzzisforfd, four-cyerl plqysi0g'n01nisf of Eloise's gl'f'lIfl'Xf experi'1rze11tal 1ab01'afo1'y, looks over the class of 32 al fbe 1't'q11csf of the Alumni. C. AUGENSTEIN-That chin, shows one to be a lover of soap and water- hard to control, easily roused, except from sleep. B. BENSON--Those prominent eyebrows. indicate poisonality. a strong, vigorous, yet strangely inert nature. J. BREITENBECK-That brow bespeaks a linguist. We predict a future in the diplomatic corps at Berlin. L. BOVAIR-Here is a perceptive forehead: but we see a lack of ability to reason cause and effect-a genius and inventor. E, BUSHEY-That superiiuous chin, indicates a dislike of work. a lover and practitioner of slow motion. We advise less chin music. E. CARTER-Here we have a forehead that shows intelligence. How does he fit into this picture? M. CONNELLY-Typical saxophone player's lips. Such an Adam's apple! What throat muscles! Is this a crooner? I.. CORSINI-By Gar, here is another Caesar, only of little Italy. Lowness of forehead, such a slowness of thought, such swiftness of speech. E. DEVLIN-'iAch, the Dr. said, Here is a man with a forehead which points to a superabundance of sarcasm. But outside of that he is OKAY, Alumni. J. EVANS-This chin ind-icates discretion, a cool, careful and calculating judgment. a perfect trafhc cop. T. FINN-A very well balanced head, except for the chin, eyebrows and lips. We also think that his ears may be a little out of line, but, of course, we can't tell. M. FORD-No relation to Henry Ford, but just as fast, J. GARNER-Such a nice profile! Here, Gentlemen, is a Don Juan, a Casanova! Whataman, indeed, Vv'hataman! J. GLASER-The forehead shows mental capabilities. The silhouette as a whole, shows him to be a gentleman and a scholar. We hope to see him Presi- dent of U. S. in a few years. M. GROI-I-Protruding eyebrows shows one to be than action, intensive rather than an enthusiastic nature. C. KOHLSiThis man is brave, a born Hghter, a lion handicapped by his generation! KORNBACHER-This dome comes out at a rather chin seem to have slipped a little from their accustomed slight lack of physical balance. A. LABADIE-That nose! That nose! Ah, an defensive nature, offset by an inherent generosity. V. LIPTOW-4Typical man's chin, shows courage but no signs of a heavy beard. Tsk, Tsk. J. MACHUTA-This nose shows inquisitiveness. turn out to be another Walter Winchell. a man of words rather in danger, a D7-Xrtagnan acute angle, his nose and place. This ind-icates a offensive, rather than a and success in endeavor Who knows? He may T. McKAY-Aha, curly hair, quick temper, originality. Am I wrong?
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Pbysiognomy 5 M. MARKEY-Here are features that indicate one to be a wee bit balmy. But we know he isn't. The lips show him to be witty. Tsk Tsk. T. MCKENZIE-This chin shows domination and ingenuity. His large occip- pital region indicates a love for red ties. H. MCSHANE-Low bridged nose, has a tendency to defend his friends, has fascination for Chinamen, and loves tripe and sauerkraut. G. MELOCHE-Chin indicates sternnessg his nose and' forehead-ah! there, a John Barrymore. C. MICHALSKI-A very protruding tie. He has an inclination to pose for collar ads and billboard posters. G. MULROY-Here We have a nose that knows it looks like Cieorgy Jessel's nose, but everyone knows this indicates a generous nature, and a likable personality. B. CTCONNELI.-Very high forehead, a Sign of approaching baldness- but that's nothing to pout about, mein poy. E. OLESZKOWICZ--Very protruding nose. and outstanding jowels-a sign that he never combs his hair. F. PAWELEK-This man is very obstinate, but very manly and courageous, or something CHO HumQ. J. PRZYWARA-Lad here shows he is easily led, loo easily led, especially to the nosebag. A. RICHTER-This chap's features show he should have red hair. We sus- pect him of a conspiracy to outwit nature. C. SCHNEIDER-The neck shows a Strangler Lewis in the making. Nevertheless, as refined as Ed Duffy. W. SCHUEREN-Ruthlessness shows in every feature, but that artistic chin is dominated by the remainder of his physog. M, SINNETT-High forehead. We see that in the future he will start to wash his face in the rear. T. SMITH-Bony structure shows vital strength, tenacity of life, a hero worshipper. C. SOULES-Good old Prof. von Burnstuff tells us that this schmeller de- notes a generous, but supressed nature. Figure that out! M. STIFF--His fine, thin hair shows a delicate constitution, an artistic nature, an inclination to be secretive and self-conscious. C. STUVE--Yes, a pugilistic neck, a powerful man, but essentially very meek. P, SUMMERS-Like Cassius and the late Brutus, this is an ambitious boy. Best notify Julius Caesar. CTel. Dlrt 6666 ft.J V. SWEENEY-A very well balanced head, so well balanced that if his feet should give out he could easily stand on his head. WILSON-Such a pronlel This lad's life work could be Soda Jerking. THE END. lAren'+ you gladll CN. B., Sborlly afler compleiing this report, the good old Doclor was found to bare been in Ilan last stages of Dcmeniia PI'i'I?L'0.X'. He is now confirzen' in flame paililvd cells at bis estule on the Riviera. Any uiteuzpl io c0mmm1icule wifb him will .bv useless. The cami' f0r such ll terrible and sudden affliction but not as yet been deiermirzed, although the profiles of the following were found on ilu, profe.ssor'.t desk when be was discovered: A. Allen, W. Gensler, B. Podziur, I. Tvudel, L. Zimmiclei.
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