Holton Arms School - Scribe Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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party-giving, she wills tojoanne O'Mal- ley. That familiar silver barette that has been lodged this many a month in Mary Hurley's golden looks, is gra- ciously turned over to Mary Ann Me- dearis, and Monique leaves those ever- present air corps wings to D. Miller. To Joan Burke goes Gwen Davies' pen- chant for history. Canada's prize pub- licity agent, Lee Willoughby, gives Flo Lipscomb a one-way ticket to Stony Lake. Amie Willard leaves her stunning wardrobe, or at least parts thereof, to Jane Austen. Lucky is Jacky Lee to re- ceive Dotty Simmon's voice of operatic quality. Margaret Ruffin leaves her notebook of pertinent comments for use in English class to the Maupin twins. To Patsy Thornton goes Phil Evans' music box, Swiss that is. Sally Fly be- stows her radio experience upon Jenny Clark. Much to the irritation of the rest of the school, Betty Halley glee- fully leaves her little black book to her successor. Bland Jackson willingly wills her early-to-bed, early-to-rise phobia to Gwen Fairlamb. If her father will give his consent, Anne Davis plans to leave her Tuesday-Thursday bus route to Leilani Eddy. Jan Marthin- son is the recipient of Natalie Ham- macher's French accent, together with the hope that Jan will improve same. Another student of languages, Dianne McFarland, leaves to Dorothy Hill her accent espanol. Janet Derby grudgingly gives to Marion Gregory her Confed- erate flag Qone of the very flags from Mr. Muzzey's footnote, page 489, we hear tellj. I-lere's a bequest We know will be appreciated: Carol Melgaard hereby leaves the smoking room to Jean Raw- ley. And we, the whole Senior Class, leave Holton, but carry with us the memories of our last wonderful year- sorry, but we're keeping those ourselves. i WQMW W ft af W 34 li

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'glnofice to Jay that we will give a ,gauge Something to anybody U tear, we gather to bestow upon 1TH many a sigh and crocodile our successors these varied treas- ures of priceless value to serve as a last- ing and haunting reminder of the Senior Class of 1947: Patty Emery, first as usual, leaves to Edith Rowe Cwho really doesn't need itD her latest book, Ten Easy Ways to Mischief. Peggy Smith bequeaths to Josephine Hall one bale of hay. To Jane Eichenlaub and Muffin MacArthur goes Annsy's genius on the basketball team. With that added to their own, next year Holton will have, without a doubt, the World's Cham- peen basketball team. Lee Marshall gets a rare gift-Alli Tillman's gray bootees. Anne Mearns' secret antidote for poisoning from HQS, BaCl2, or even plain H20-this treasure becomes the property of Betty Fiddler. She'd better be tl'L1C to this bequest and take Chemis- try-or else! Averill Borden and Kelia Tarrant give to Liz Osborne their Sleepwalker's Map of West Point, and Alice Diggs leaves The Look, particularly for use at said Point, to Pat Fraser. Maureen Canning is the lucky gal to get Betty Browder's dramatic talents. Elizabeth makes the supreme sacrihce of leaving her Old Vic program, complete with Laurence Olivier-'s auto- rl 33 graph, to Katherine Holmes, provided, that is, Katherine can pry it away from her. Is anyone in the market for a mid- dle-aged bicycle named Henrietta? If so, apply to Ann Klepinger. Fatso Hamilton leaves her appetite to Winnie Allen. That irrepressible trio, Betsey, Eve, and Babs, leave their wide assort- ment of giggles in the custody of Claire Price. Mary Spainhour leaves her Eey- ore complex and a bushel of artichokes to the highest bidder. Jane Davies be- stows upon Jeanne Howard her ton- sorial scissors. And Dudley Nicholson's tennis shorts now become the property of Bev Courts. To Lisa Paul go Caro- line Durant's long eyelashes. Pat Hal- leck passes on her height to Judy Snow- den. This next gift should be heralded by bottles of catsup and a good strong carving knife, for Mary Browning prom- ises to send back a few of those thick steaks from Montana. Ever suH er from that Tired-Senior-Sag? We can offer two excellent remedies: first, Carlyn Ring's famous stretch, best seen in Happy's dance class, and second, Sara Raffetto's formula for bubbling energy. Marka Uncles' biology scalpel, which she wielded so expertly in days of yore, now becomes the property of Sally Garrett. Dot Osborne's knack for successful In ,

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I 77 muje ate all going on an gxpotifionf OCKET now leaving on track 9.5 for the Asteroids, Saturn, and all points centrifugal. Board! It is the year 1967, and we are all starting off on an expotition, as Winnie the Pooh would call it, to look in on our classmates of yesterday and to see how they are faring in the planetary world of today. First stop-Asteroid No. lI151fl'llI'- ty-minute stopover. The girls have all come down to the rocketport to greet us, and as we step out BETSEY, now a photographer for the Evening Earth, snaps our picture, while RADAR RUFFIN and RADIUM RAF- EETTO interview us for their column, Mgr Light-g'ef1r. Hold on to your antennas, everybody! Here we go in CARLYN,S streamlined space-ship to the famous floating WIL- LARD Hotel, where plastic originals by ADRIENNE are sold exclusively. We are delayed for a moment, for one of our crew, JANET, stops to tryon a dress Ccotton, of courseD. CWI Her wardrobe thus replenished, we all drop in to the glamorous Galaxy Room. Here we spy CAROL surrounded by 'twinkling-star Admirals. At her insistence, we wait for the floor show, and we are happy to see that the fea- tured vocalist is MARKA, in an authentic costume, with accent to match. At a nearby table, EVIL, belying her name, is correcting the proofs of her latest translation of Virgil, while across the table, CAROLINE is busily arranging her new ballet, We're Havin' an Astro- nomical Heat Wave. Just as we are about to ask them how on Asteroid they can do it in all this confusion, we look behind three Milky Way-shakes and find PHIL, ANNSY, and HALLEY, the Inter-Stellar Women's Ath- letic Commission. They are visiting Asteroid No. 9.12.5 to check a report that PEGGY SMITH has offered the local star bronc-buster, BROWNING by name, a bribe to throw the next rodeo in favor of her protege, JANE DAvIEs. We dare not interrupt the heated argument be- H1351