Holten High School - Onion Yearbook (Danvers, MA)

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OLIVER Onion, the roving reporter of Danvers High, in 1954 made a complete analysis of the mem- bers of the senior class of that institution. After every member had been privately interviewed, Oliver wrote an account of his findings which he turned over to the Editor- in-Chief of The Onion, a publication that has been in Oliver’s family for generations. The Editor made them public shortly after in the form which you find below. Hugh Allen — Topped with a purple and fuchsia hat. Joan Arathuzik — The sparkle on her finger puts a sparkle in her eye. George Armstrong — Don’t call me “Fungus”! Nancy Auld — Silence is golden and Nancy certainly glitters. Julia Hailey — Dig that retal cool trumpet. It sure is the swingingest. Lorraine Belle — What’s for dinner today, Lorraine? Janice Berube — Whom will Mr. Am- brose rig without Janice? Downey Birmingham — A smile for every friend and a friend for every smile. Barbara Blair — Holten High’s Pony Express. Diane Blake — Her ways are ways of pleasantness. Dolores Cabral — Can you put your- self in your suitcase? Bill Carlson — Good nature without disguise. Cecilia Caskin — What’s brewing now under that red top? Charles Clark — Enough work to do and strength enough to do it. Dick Clary — Crazy, man, crazy! Henry Cook — Brilliant author of a 2000 word thesis on Hot Rods. Eileen Cotter — Only Coach Radul- ski’s star pupils can signal a left turn and turn right. Helen Cotter — No Italian bob for me! Alicia Cricones — Ah, shy and modest maiden. Wesley Dacy — Too bad North field isn’t co-ed, Wes. Charles Darling — The deed I intend is great, but what, as yet I know not. Paul Demers — “My Gal, Sal.” Paul Derrivan — One of the “Toni Twins.” Charlotte Devarenne — The warden of the 4th period study will be missed by all. Leo Devarenne — What’s the price of apples, Leo? Peter Duncan — We’re born to be happy, all of us. Robert Duncan — What will the cafe- teria do without him? Peter Dzikiewicz — If you don’t know anything, ask Peter; he knows it all! Linda English — Life is ecstasy! Evelyn Ennis — I’d rather be small and shine . . . Than be tall and cast a shadow. Richard Farnsworth — Last night I dreamt she kissed me! James Farrell — The best cheerleader D.H.S. ever had. Richard Fawcette — Where the stream runneth smoothest, the water is deepest. Richard Filiault — Man’s worst enemy is a razor blade. Judith Fischer — Coach Radulski’s prize pupil. William Flynn — To wisecrack or not to wisecrack, that is the question. CLASS GRINDS

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ROOM SCENES

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Maureen Ford — llappy go lucky, of care 1 am free. Nothing there is that bothers me. Frederick Fowler — A car full of paper dolls. Lawrence Frost — Gals — they slay me! Patricia Fuller — Too sweet to find for any grind. Donald Gauthier — He may be shy, but he gets by. Doris Getchell — A friendly heart has many friends. Sandra Goldsmith — Horses, horses, horses! Jane Gordon — Music in her fingers. Cynthia Hanson — Let her rave; she’s harmless. Raymond Harmony — Why study? there’s no future in it. Natalie Hersey — Ready in heart and ready in hand. Carol Hilton — What’s that you said? Deborah Hilton — Am I late, Mr. Nolan? Virginia Hogan — A redhead without the traditional temper. Letitia Holladay — Why should the devil have all the good times? Joan Jedrey — Making a lot of Noyes? Martha Jervah — You can’t tell a book by its cover. Nancy Johnson — Silent, but quick to smile. Sheila Jones — I don’t get my blond tresses from a bottle. Sally Joyce — Just give me a new Nash and a boy from Malden, and I’ll be happy. Barbara Judd — Give me a torch and I’ll give you a “red-hot” song! John Kelley — Deep in sleep. John Kenney — Just a good-natured guy. Marie King — Click! I got it! Carol Kitchin — What’s cookin’? Joan Knefley — An authority on color combinations. Priscilla Knowles — Two blondes making beautiful music together. Sandra Kowalski — I’m sure care is an enemy to life. George Lahtinen — A man that blushes is not quite a brute. George Larkin — There’s an art to getting along in school the way ldo. Joan Lee — One could mark her merry nature by the twinkle in her eye. Barrie Lendall — Honestly, girls, I’m not really shy. Ruth Lewis — Merry as the day is long. Evelyn Lord — “Smile and the world smiles with you.” Ethel MacGregor — Constantly striv- ing to make her better best. John Marlowe — Long live John, his briefcase, and his Orpheum! Richard Martyn — Tarzan’s suc- cessor. Chester Masse — For thy sake, gum, I’d do anything but die. Sybil Marquis — Busy as a bee. Joanne Masterson — I’m a one man woman! Elaine McHugh — I’m living in a great big “Ray”. Gail Mdntire — “Still waters run deep!” Cynthia Merrill — “I’ll speak in a monstrous little voice.” Elaine Milner — That smile will get her wherever she wants to go. CLASS GRINDS